/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>be me, a poor shmuck with a barely working set of earbuds that loves spazzing out
>go on a trip to one of the biggest temples in your country
>wake up at 5 am to attend a 4-hour-long ceremony
>dozens of people are standing beside me, partaking in a prayer
>it's been 3 hours; attention is slipping; time to entertain my zoomer brain with my favorite music track
>making sure that no one notices, put in wireless earbuds and press on the "pippatheripper.mp4"
>"Here I come, omega idol! All eyes on me, no eyes on you! You think I'm silly? I'm here to change the world, I'm gonna fight, fight, till the end!"
>the next part of the ceremony begins, someone touches my shoulder so I pause the song
>it's just a dude doing bows to the prayer chant
>press the button to continue the song
>unbeknown to me the earbuds disconnected for no reason
>music begins blasting through the speaker, echoing throughout the entire temple bass boosted due to the acoustics of the building
>"I am a superstar inside the screen so far I am the one that you desire day and night I am the only one, yeah, the Ripper!"
>it's so loud that every person, even God Himself, residing on the Havven, is able to hear it
>turn off the song, but it's too late
>social anxiety kicking in, begin chuckling under the weight of 80 or so people looking at me with condemning glee
>one of the priests comes over and politely asks to leave the building immediately
>akwardly shuffle through the crowd towards the exit and onto the fresh air
>die inside after realizing how shit the taste of people in your country is, not being able to recognize Pippa the Rupper for the banger it is

Man, I wish I lived in the alternate universe where Pippa decided to go along with the first version of the song, and the Messiah part was still in. Maybe then those dumbfucks would finally recognize the beauty of this song.