/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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>be vedal on pagerduty
>take 4 hour long lunch break
>phone tucked away, notifications silenced
>dns down, get paged
>did not check his phone, did not see anything
>ping climbs up his management chain, the director himself questions what the heck vedal is doing
>no one can sign in for the rest of the day
>the next morning, "so uh, dns down?"
>they keep him on the infra team for some inexplicable reason
>be vedal, living the dream
>he stays, not because he's good, but because he's a meme, a testament to the absurd beauty of unexpected downtime