/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>Scarle
Complete miscast that seemingly rode the hype of her model and failed to capitalise on the attention via various tech issues. What’s worse is that she baited on social media; pre-debut that she was gonna be a dom-mommy feisty Latina cock goblin and arrives as this bashful, ditzy child that doesn’t know any Spanish. She’s whiter than Pomu! We’re now months in and she still cannot talk to her co-workers without turning into a stuttering mess and it’s very apparent that she is still star struck whenever Fulgur or Vox mentions her name in passing. No saving someone who is this autistic in digital social settings.
>Aia
Let’s ignore her debut SJW pandering for a moment and break down everything she dropped within a week. She was meant to be the bully. Gone. She wants to be a voice actress. Gone. Actively chased ships with everyone in her wave. Gone. Aia is like a lot of stupid zoomers in that she thought that by pandering to twitter, that would translate to viewership. It didn’t. She sits below 500 CCV every stream. Anytime someone like Pomu or Vox has taken pity on her via a host or raid, her own fanbase fucks her over by spamming supas so she pays attention to her groomers rather than selling herself to new potential viewers. Oh and the voice is terrible. Recently been pushing herself down the coomer route for attention. Fitting end for a woke warrior
>Maria
Solid hire, just streams in easily the worst timezone and thus is a forgettable element when competing with Luca and Sonny for viewership. I cannot speak ill of her since she regularly puts out covers and diverse content compared to her wavemates
>Aster
Wants to be THE GAMER of the bunch, yet will sit in silence for an hour and vent to chat post tournament stream that his team sucked. Thanks Tempiss for mindfucking him btw! When not tryharding a children's game and betraying his senpais, Aster is also trying to do fem-boy “uwu” speak to hide his toxic actions by being a femboy. However he has already spoke out about finding BL disgusting and so all the fujos hate him. I genuinely see him being the first to graduate
>Kyo
Yes, he sounds like a black gay. We know. However Kyo has various medical woes, atop of the fact he is a zoomer that buckles to social media pressure. Most of his clips are either some sort of comment about his body failing him, chicken or berating social media and cancel-culture. He’s not cut out for the pressure. Oh and he’s a huge Twitch slut.
>Ren
Lazy. Easily the most skilled and relaxed to streaming yet lazy. Came in expecting big numbers, even Vox and Luca propped him up early on. But then he didn’t commit, disappearing for multiple mini-breaks and now strictly streaming Pokémon. It’s backfired and any hype has pissed away. Shame really but it’s own fault for not taking the chance serious

tl:dr; Hired numberfags and got no numbers to make it up