/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I made this in 5 minutes for fun I didn't expect the damn thing to be actually real what the hell

So me and Alex Jones heard these weird ass rumours about something going down in the depths of Luzon's rainforest. I have never been interested in the Philippines until we read this juicy info about some strange cult being spotted in there.

Immediately we ventured inside and what we found it was... I mean, yes. It's weird as fuck but not the kind of strange we where looking for...? You get it right?
There was this strange shrine with an ugly doll in the middle, it had this cheap pink wig and a pink and red half assed dress. The face was horrifying but mostly because none of these cult fucks knew how to sew. Needless to say it was a pretty cheap badly made doll adorned with tons of weird artifacts, clearly the object of adoration by this cult.

Before arriving the doll there's this weird inscription about something called Wosemi? Tosemi? I don't know. You see, the thing is that this is not a secret or dead language. It's fucking english. Whoever wrote this must be a doctor, seriously what the fuck?
Anyways, there is this cute-weird drawing of a snake or something in it, Alex immediately recognized and told me about his passion for Slitherio a game I never heard about it. Guy talked about it for 20 minutes non stop until the cultists noticed us.

We ran for our life and made a promise to never go back, specially Alex that was disappointed as hell for not finding anything related to space vampires or the Clintons.
Man, filipinos are the most weird ass race out there.