/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>72379029
I'll have it. Throw in the chopsticks too

Would you wife your oshi if she suddenly grew a futa dick?

>>62692821
predictions NOW:
CUTE
OR SEX

>hot black guy shows up
>Maia and Elira both want to fuck him

Many such cases.

>Foids ITT unironically think being a man is easy.
I'm 27 years old. Society demands that I take care of myself, and that involves maintaining a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. You have an idea of what it takes to be a man, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real clue. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

Holy mother of ESL

>>54163729
>169

I've just some up with a dastardly plan, anons. I believe that I shall post an inflammatory remark about a thread favorite, only to return a month later and claim that my singular inflammatory remark was in actuality the thread consensus on that liver!

>>53357251
one melhomie and one pentomo
then breed until you get another pentomo

>>52833971
of all the baits and rrats in this thread, this is the least believable post

>>52663514
tch

>>51270525
What about prostitution?

>>50865064
Too late, enjoy the piss burn.

>>50383858
did he?? why isnt it shiny then?

>>50089039
This is the way

whistleblowers are based, actually

>>48648765
Nobody said anything about axiafag, though. They're just pointing out the objective truth that Taka will soon be graduating.

>>48038913
Shut the fuck up Maripet

>>47739746
re-fresh-ing

>>46272329
As it should be.

>>45988089
no you cant

>>45254233
Yes and she will have prominent cleavage and jiggle physics

>>44949048
When I first left I would go into the archives and egosearch the username I used for the gacha game. I haven't checked in a long while but they kept talking about me for at least the next year and a half after I stopped posting and stopped being active on the game. All I ever did was /c/post my oshi and be lower-than-average at the rhythm game.

I think the funniest part of all this is the people who are so clearly catalog tourists who have no idea what they're talking about because they keep trying to conflate Zaion drama with wizard game drama because they don't actually follow NijiEN enough to know she got suspended before that game came out.
I'm not even the first person to point this out but they keep doing it because they're retarded.