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Pippa is young and cute right now. Women can get away with being piggish and disgusting when they are young and cute. Disgusting body habits, bad hygiene, bad nutrition; all are forgivable when set against the bloom of peak fertility. But Pippa, please understand, the older you get, the cuter you ain’t. If you don’t learn to care for your health and appearance, it’s only a short time until you’re inevitably before the public, stuffed like a sausage into a suitskirt, singing a song for the corrupt wife of a pedophile while menstrual blood runs down your legs.