/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at pictures of my wife. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the Oh Nyo Brigade, and starter in the bathtub pizza squadron. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to my shark wife"? I also get straight A's, and did I mention that Gura is my wife? (She just made me a burger; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.