/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>6457369
Being a Poorfag 101:
>Never have less than what you earned in divvies available liquid at the end of the day until Wednesday. This remains true until you earn so much in divvies you can't possibly spend them between Wednesday at Saturday 00:00
>Buy Maririn. She could bog 75% and we'd fucking buy her right back up to $10k. Rushia and Pekora also similarly bulletproof. Bogs are temporary, there are no bags, Sankisei is forever.
>Never hold Mori longer than REDACTED days. All I will tell you is that today is the day you should've started buying her non-stop at adjustment.
>Buy 8/16/24/32 Ina every day depending on how low she dips. Sell half of them at the 19th hour if she hasn't streamed. The Takos will hold your bags.
>Do the same for Suisei, multiples of 8 not required. Hoshiyomis will hold your bags.
>Buy 8 Haato every day at adjustment. Do not touch them. You will receive the schizo's blessing.
>Buy a few dozen shitcoins whenever they stream, sell them the next day. Do not hold shitcoins.
>The moratorium on buying Towa is now back in effect. Never buy Towa.
>Do not try to understand Kanata's adjustment, dividends, or volatility.
>Acquire 35 Miko for the shrine maiden's blessing.
>Use Shion as a savings account.
>Diversify your bonds, nigga.
Wu Tang. Alternatively, you could set your portfolio on fire. Ash and soot are carbon.
If you're rich, mo' money, mo' problems. The amount of time you have to spend to continue rising up only goes up with time.

>>6314575
More than 100 Maririn, more than a million dollars. More than 100 Miko, anywhere from half a mil to close to a mil. If you dump that much of your net worth into one commodity, you deserve to get bogged. There's a good reason only really good (or really lucky) IRL investors can outperform an index fund...

>>5329171
I think I might soundpost this once Marine is done. Pretty sure I still have the whole show's DVD ISOs hoarded somewhere.