/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>MOSHI MOSHI, HITSUJI SAMA
<MOSHI MOSHI, HITSUJI SAMA
>MOSHI MOSHI, HITSUJI SAMA
<MOSHI MOSHI, HITSUJI SAMA
>Like a nightmare, these worse echo in our heroine's head, keeping her up all night.
>A sip of brandy becomes a cup, a cup of brandy becomes a pint

>A mysterious book sparkles in her bookshelf, one that she DID NOT put there herself
(She opens the Book, and sees the Symbol of the Macrocosm and with a solemn voice, she KNOWS what to recite)
>Spirit, I summon to appear, speak to me!
>Ah! What tears now at the core of me!
>All my senses reeling
>With fresh feeling!
>I feel you draw my whole heart towards you!
>You must! You must! Though my Life’s lost, too!
(She grips the book and speaks the mysterious name of the Spirit. A crimson flame flashes, the Spirit appears in the flame.)
Spirit
>Who calls me?
Hitsuji-Koyo (Looking away.)
>Terrible to gaze at!
Spirit
>Mightily you have drawn me to you,
>Long, from my sphere, snatched your food,
>And now –
Hitsuji-Koyo
>Ah! Endure you, I cannot!
Spirit
>You beg me to show myself, you implore,
>You wish to hear my voice, and see my face:
>The mighty prayer of your soul weighs
>With me, I am here! – What wretched terror
>Grips you, the Superhuman! Where is your soul’s calling?

(dramatic pause)

>Hitsuji-Koyo collects herself, and with a trembling but sure tone of voice, says
>"SEND ME BACK! LET ME CHANGE MY FATE!"
>The Spirit thinks for 30 seconds and say: "there is a way, there is a manner but it will demand a sacrifice from mankind"
>"Are you willing to impound the very mankind's soul to change what you couldn't?
>"YES!", she said, without any doubt
>The Spirit gleefully smirks, and says
>"I'll send you back in time ONE HUNDRED YEARS"
>"All you have to do on arrival is to move a rock fifteen centimeters to the left"
>"THAT'S ALL?" asks Hitsuji-Koyo, very amazed
>"I can do that!"
>The Spirit pronounces a weird and almost eery chant

(WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB *sound of rewinding*)

>Hitsuji Koyo sees herself in an unfamiliar landscape, a big conspicuous rock can be seen
>With all her body strength she drags the rock, fifteen centimeters to the left, as requested

(WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB *sound of fast forwarding*)

>Our heroine wakes up to an alarm in her phone
>"Anniversary stream", it says
>She powers up her computer and a notification pops up, saying
>MANAGER: "MOSHI MOSHI HITSUJI-KOYO!"
>"Don't forget your second anniversary today! Joshu-baa-kun would be sad if you don't start your stream in time!"
>"Also, Watame is waiting for your confirmation for this week 'Battle of the Sheeps' collab, can I confirm on your behalf"?

>With tears in her eyes, Hitsuji-Koyo delivers her second anniversary stream!
>Recounting how she asked "which VR Ping Pong company? What's the name of their vtuber branch?", she and her audience have a hearty laugh
>After two hours of fun, in the very end of the stream, she is reminded by her audience about the impending holiday
>A little confused (and still unfamiliar with the new reality), she asks
>"Haha, which holiday, Joshu-baa-kun?"

(the Spirit can be seen in the background, grinning)
>"Hitsuji-sama ... it's the celebration of the end of World War Two"
>"Axis Victory day, how can you not now that?!"
>"Seventy years ago you would end up in a camp, along with all of the still existing jewish and chinese people!"
>The chat then laughs among themselves, and embarks in off topic conversation about how would the world be if the Axis powers had lost the second world war and jews, koreans, chinese and filipinos still existed in the 21st century

>MOSHI MOSHI, HITSUJI SAMA
<MOSHI MOSHI, HITSUJI SAMA
>MOSHI MOSHI, HITSUJI SAMA
<MOSHI MOSHI, HITSUJI SAMA
>Like a nightmare, these worse echo in our heroine's head, keeping her up all night.
>A sip of brandy becomes a cup, a cup of brandy becomes a pint

>A mysterious book sparkles in her bookshelf, one that she DID NOT put there herself
(She opens the Book, and sees the Symbol of the Macrocosm and with a solemn voice, she KNOWS what to recite)
>Spirit, I summon to appear, speak to me!
>Ah! What tears now at the core of me!
>All my senses reeling
>With fresh feeling!
>I feel you draw my whole heart towards you!
>You must! You must! Though my Life’s lost, too!
(She grips the book and speaks the mysterious name of the Spirit. A crimson flame flashes, the Spirit appears in the flame.)
Spirit
>Who calls me?
Hitsuji-Koyo (Looking away.)
>Terrible to gaze at!
Spirit
>Mightily you have drawn me to you,
>Long, from my sphere, snatched your food,
>And now –
Hitsuji-Koyo
>Ah! Endure you, I cannot!
Spirit
>You beg me to show myself, you implore,
>You wish to hear my voice, and see my face:
>The mighty prayer of your soul weighs
>With me, I am here! – What wretched terror
>Grips you, the Superhuman! Where is your soul’s calling?

(dramatic pause)

>Hitsuji-Koyo collects herself, and with a trembling but sure tone of voice, says
>"SEND ME BACK! LET ME CHANGE MY FATE!"
>The Spirit thinks for 30 seconds and say: "there is a way, there is a manner but it will demand a sacrifice from mankind"
>"Are you willing to impound the very mankind's soul to change what you couldn't?
>"YES!", she said, without any doubt
>The Spirit gleefully smirks, and says
>"I'll send you back in time ONE HUNDRED YEARS"
>"All you have to do on arrival is to move a rock fifteen centimeters to the left"
>"THAT'S ALL?" asks Hitsuji-Koyo, very amazed
>"I can do that!"
>The Spirit pronounces a weird and almost eery chant

(WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB *sound of rewinding*)

>Hitsuji Koyo sees herself in an unfamiliar landscape, a big conspicuous rock can be seen
>With all her body strength she drags the rock, fifteen centimeters to the left, as requested

(WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB *sound of fast forwarding*)

>Our heroine wakes up to an alarm in her phone
>"Anniversary stream", it says
>She powers up her computer and a notification pops up, saying
>MANAGER: "MOSHI MOSHI HITSUJI-KOYO!"
>"Don't forget your second anniversary today! Joshu-baa-kun would be sad if you don't start your stream in time!"
>"Also, Watame is waiting for your confirmation for this week 'Battle of the Sheeps' collab, can I confirm on your behalf"?

>With tears in her eyes, Hitsuji-Koyo delivers her second anniversary stream!
>Recounting how she asked "which VR Ping Pong company? What's the name of their vtuber branch?", she and her audience have a hearty laugh
>After two hours of fun, in the very end of the stream, she is reminded by her audience about the impending holiday
>A little confused (and still unfamiliar with the new reality), she asks
>"Haha, which holiday, Joshu-baa-kun?"

(the Spirit can be seen in the background, grinning)
>"Hitsuji-sama ... it's the celebration of the end of World War Two"
>"Axis Victory day, how can you not now that?!"
>"Seventy years ago you would end up in a camp, along with all of the still existing jewish and chinese people!"
>The chat then laughs among themselves, and embarks in off topic conversation about how would the world be if the Axis powers had lost the second world war and jews, koreans, chinese and filipinos still existed in the 21st century

>>73296506
One of the happiest moments in this thread, that anon was reunited with his long departed oshi in a timeline merger
>one that erased “Hitsuji-Koyori”, btw
In his timeline she asked “which VR Ping Pong company and what’s the name of their vtuber project” and today Joshu-baa-Kim are greeted by the mayo hating pink HoloX with “KonBaaKoyo”

>>73019014
>Think of how many Koyoris the JP interviewers have to eliminate every time they select a new gen.
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!
>moshi moshi hitsuji-sama
SHUT UUPPPPPPPPPP!

>>72766102
Here is an alternative finale
>Tired, Koyori hugs (You) and kiss you in your lips, cuddle together, and tells you:
>KONBAABAAA, ANON KUN!
>YOU'LL BE WATCHING MY STREAM TOMORROW; NO?
>MAYO, NO THANKS! I'M MORE OF A DIJON MUSTARD SHEEP-GIRL!
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I ASKED "WHICH VR PING PONG" AND MY MANAGER PROMTPLY TOLD ME "IT'S THE PARENT COMPANY FOR HOLOLIVE"
WELL JOSHU-BAA-KUN?!

>>72453594
>Is this a shitpost
No it is a 100% leaked transcript of an intercepted phone call

>MOSH MOSHI, sheep-chan!
>This is your agent, I have GREAT NEWS!
>You received TWO (2) confirmations for your audition processes
>CHOOSE WISELY!
>On one hand, some VR Ping Pong company accepted your application for <adjusts glasses>Ha-kui Ko-yo-ri
>On the other hand SONY (YES, SONY!) is doing a whole multimedia project with you and three other girls as their centerpiece!
>WHICH ONE DO YOU CHOOSE?

>The year is 2024, the month, October
>The collab ban for EN4 just finished, the first collab with her JP senpai is schedule
>Live stream starts, the EN girl greeting can be heard loud and cheery
>"KonNotPomu! Hololive English fourth generation NotPomu here, hey guys!"
>"Today, I'll have my first collab with none other than Koyori Senpai!"
>"KoyoriSenpai, Hazukashi garanaide ne! Jiko shōkai o shite kudasai, ne?"
>"hahaha, she's shy today!"
>NotPomu thinks about the whole path that led her to this very place, like a dream come true, her dream job!
>"Koyori senpai, don't be shy! Introduce yourself! Do it fast and I have you an extra serving of Mayo hahaha!"
>Koyori, in perfect english, replies in a slighly sheepish voice: "Mayo? I'm not really a fan!"
>Confused and a little bit aggitated, NotPomu thinks: "since when Koyori doesn't like mayo, that was her trademark? And what's with the horns in her model, since when coyotes have horn-"
>Now sweating profusely, NotPomu finally hears her collab partner introduction:
>"BaaaKoyo! Hololive sixth generation, HitsujiKoyori da yo!"

>"H-HITSUJI KOYO? T-THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT!", says NotPomu, out loud in full view of her audience
>"SOMETHING IS REALLY WRONG HERE"
>**ring ring, Ring Ring**, a phone can be heard ringing, progressively louder
>*** RING RING*** *** RIIIIIING RIIIIIING ***
>NotPomu vision goes black, her eyes close
>Her vision slowly starts coming back
>** RING RING **
>NotPomu picks up, a female voice is heard
>"MOSHI MOSHI, HITSUJI SAMA"
>"Sorry maam, this is NotPomu"
>"HAHA, wrong number then! Let me ask you, do you know the number of a certain sheep? I need to give her the good news about Sony and some VR Ping Pong company!

Directed by: Larry David
Executive Producer: Jerry Bruckerheimer

>>71887421
>We are 2/3rds into March and Nanamona Maru has only done four public streams, of which 1 was a watchalong and 2 were collabs
HITSUJI-KOYORI...... ;-(
>MOSHI MOSHI, HITSUJI-SAN....

>>71658206
>if you SUM her every peak in 594 streams, the total is 45976, a little under what Koyori got in one of the legs of Koyo24 this year
WHY DIDN'T SHE ASK THIS ONE SIMPLE QUESTION
>VR PING PONG COMPANY? THAT'S ODD!
>WHAT IS THE NAME OF THAT COMPANY?

>>71412269
>>71412269
>What would you say to yagoo and sora anon?
PLEASE MAKE SURE TO PUT AT LEAST ONE AD SAYING
>DEAR APPLICATIONS, WE ARE MORE THAN JUST A VR PING PONG COMPANY!
(for no reason at all, of course!)

>>71125992
>She was supposed to play the role of Ninomae Inanis.
There is a timeline where Hitsuji-Koyori asked "wait, what is the name of this 'VR Ping Pong company?" after all but Ninomae Ina'nis is that girl

>>69987201
>Sometimes I think about how an actual English corpo can manage to have 1views in it
Not as baffling as SONY FUCKING MUSIC having an army of 2 views.
I mean, how is that even possible, not managing to attract ONE HUNDRED PEOPLE on a regular basis in a market even the midcard indies can do that

>>69746796
>HE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT HITSUJI-KOYORI

NOW, for the grown up audience, here is a totally not GPT'd Haiku
>DREAM JOB WITHIN REACH,
>FATE'S CRUEL TWIST, SHE HESITATES,
>MOSHI MOSHI, HITSUJI-SAN.

>LEAKED SCRIPT OF "MY FAIR LADY", 2023 VERSION, ADAPTED TO A MORE MODERN AUDIENCE
Date
>Summer 2021, pre HoloX debut
Setting
>two gentlemen, dressed in anachronic victorian clothes (top hat and monocle), watching NotKoyori pre Hololive streaming to a 2 views audience

HIGGINS (addressing his peer)
>You see this creature with her kerbstone Japanese, the type of vtubing that will keep her in the gutter till the end of her days?
>Well, sir, in six months I could pass her off as a proper idol with a six digits 3D audience!
>I could even get her a job as a vtuber in the topmost company or even a combini employee (which requires better Japanese).

PICKERING
>Anything's possible. I myself am a student of Japanese regional dialects.

HIGGINS.
>Are you? Do you know Colonel Pickering, the author of Spoken Japanese?

PICKERING.
>I am Colonel
>Who are you?

HIGGINS.
>I'm Henry HIGGINS, author of HIGGINS Universal Alphabet.

PICKERING.
>I came from Japan to meet you.
HIGGINS.
>I was going to Japan to meet you!
>...

PICKERING.
>I bet you ONE THOUSAND YEN as how you cannot make this scuffed poor two views into one of the biggest vtubers in the topmost idol vtuber company!
HIGGINS.
>I, my dear chap, accept your bet! In twelve months time this 2 views will be one of the highest ranked vtubers having debuted in front of a six digits audience
PICKERING.
>How are you even going to do that? I have in confidence that Hololive already choose their candidate for their newest generation, to play Ha-ku-i Koyori, the genius koyote scientist
>By which means are you going to get this uncouth fast talking vtuber into the company?
HIGGINS.
>Don't you worry about that, I have my methods

(later that day)
HITSUJI-SAN AGENT (on a phone call to Hitsuji-san after getting a call from Lord Higgins)
>MOSHI MOSHI, HITSUJI SAN
>CONGRAGULATIONS! Your two application were accepted!
>Which one do you choose?
>BEING THE CENTERPIECE OF SONY MULTIMILLION DOLLARS NEW VTUBER STRATEGY?
>or ᵇᵉᶦnᵍ ʰᵃ ᵏᵘ ᶦ ᵏᵒʸᵒʳᶦ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵐᵃˡˡ ˢᵗᵃʳᵗᵘᵖ ʳᵉˢᵖᵒnˢᶦᵇˡᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᵃ ᵛʳ ᵖᶦnᵍ ᵖᵒnᵍ ᵃᵖᵖˡᶦᶜᵃᵗᶦᵒn
>WHICH ONE DO YOU PICK?!

>>63936966
Nanamona!

Nanamona is another one of the prettiest woman that Iku has seen in her life, I love Nanamona

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhQnyOVYh1w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhQnyOVYh1w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhQnyOVYh1w
Sheep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PS5JgYpkCU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PS5JgYpkCU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PS5JgYpkCU
Nanamona collecting porkeymans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dc-T4ltZmic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dc-T4ltZmic
Lira ARK

Outlast Collab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwfSR0h2IU8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwfSR0h2IU8
YAE VEE POV

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axDPwLUn2I0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axDPwLUn2I0
Nanamona Versen POV

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qc4tamDbUQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qc4tamDbUQ
Aoi PRISM POV

No IKU IKU IKU IKU IKUUUUUUUUUUUUUU POV

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms1CsFZZsms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms1CsFZZsms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms1CsFZZsms
Sheep being cute than usual

>>48157180
>Prism members
Have something more precious. Sheep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdV_T5-ouOA

>>48157298
Just give it a bit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqQePedYnWM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqQePedYnWM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqQePedYnWM
Sheep 5+ hour stream

Nanamona my cute sheep.