/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

My 10 year old wrote this, so be nice. He wrote it in present tense "like the Hunger Games."
>Nyanners and Ironmouse are at Vshojo when Nyan smells something strange. She turns to Mouse. "Did you fart?" she asks. Mouse's face turns bright red. "No, I didn't." she says, her voice trembling. Nyanners smiles. "You did!" she says and laughs. Mouse's face turns even redder now. "No, I didn't!" She says. Nyanners keeps teasing her, making Mouse even more embarrassed.
>Silvervale enters the room and recoils at the awful smell. She looks at Nyanners, and points at her. "Gross! Nyan just farted!" Nyanners is shocked. "No, it wasn't me!" she says. Silvervale is skeptical. "Then who was it?" she asks. "It was Mouse!" Nyanners says, blaming her again. Silvervale doesn't know who to believe. She thinks about it for a moment, then she points at Nyanners again. "You farting liar."
>Melody and Pikachu are in the room, enjoying the drama. Mel chuckles. "Did you do it, Nyanners?" Nyanners is getting angry now. "No! It wasn't me!" She insists. Melody doesn't believe her. She laughs more, and points at Nyanners. "Yes you did!" She says. Nyanners is mad now. "No I didn't! It was Mouse or Silvervale." she says. Melody laughs even more. "Liar! Liar! Liar!" She sings, pointing at the fuming Nyanners. "Pikachu!" says Pikachu.
>Vei steps from behind the fridge door and smiles. "Guys," she laughs, "I'm the one who did it." Everyone is shocked. "Vei!" they say together. "How could you??" they ask. Vei shrugs, then rips the biggest most despicable, awful, horrible, pants sh*tting, anus ripping, anal hair burning, horrible, disgusting fart. Everyone is shocked, annoyed and disgusted. Vei smiles.
>Silvervale is fed up with Vei's farts. She points at the window. "Open that and fart outside!" she says. Everyone else nods in agreement. Vei rolls her eyes. "Fine, fine." She says. She opens the window and sticks her butt out, then she farts. The loud smelly fart goes outside, through the window, the sound echoing through the mountains. Silvervale and the others sigh in relief. "Ugh, it still smells a bit." she says. Pikachu faints from the stench and Vei laughs. "You know you love it," she says.

Is Bao a VSJ+? Twitter says she's constipated.

>go to artist alley at con
>tons of Hololive and Nijisanji stuff
>only Vshojo item is a single Ironmouse sticker
Sharkrobot wasn't there to clearance out their remaining Vshojo stock either.

My dad said Hime gonna stream tonight

>>20762053
You ever think about all the girls you could have fucked if jerking off weren't easier?

>>17421582
BRO I make $230 a year wiping asses at the club.

>>8280138
Two minute fart.

>>7840989
Are Vshojo fans over 25 geriatric? I'm Nyanners's age but my little sister got me into it.

>>6939875
>tfw Snuff will never be your little step sister

>>6415439
These bitches have made me want to be a vtuber, or at least a vtuber's trophy husband.

>>6042087
My mom beat me with her sandal for giving all my money to Veibae. Please help.