/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

No one dislikes Nene

>>4624045
This one specifically, which is why didn't laugh at any of the meme review jokes
Here in /hlgg/ we have a one joke per Holo limit so please know the jokes and use them until your heart is content!
>Gura - CUNNY
>Mel - raped
>Kanata - deaf
>Kiara - NUMBERS
>Pekora - NUMBERS
>Towa - Toi...
>Mori - formerly BRAP; please go back to "doesn't care about hololive" material now
>Ina - Who?
>Aki - Who?
>Anya - Who?
>Iofi - Who?
>Choco - Who?
>AZKi - Who?
>RBC - APEX
>Matsuri - Menhara
>FBK - friend
>Coco - managers blocking EN collabs
>Rushia - AHHH MY WALLET
>Miko - NO MALES
>Okayu - fat cat
>Korone - dogfucker
>Sora - anal sex
>Mio - hag
>Botan - hag
>Marine - womb
>Flare - racist
>Ame - desk hp -10
>Noel - booba SOUL
>Watame - Watamelon
>Aqua - 2nd place in mario kart
>Suisei - cant collab with Mori
>Risu - SHE'S HERE
>Moona - architecture
>Ollie - yabmachine
>Luna - baby
>Subaru - duck
>Reine - rich bitch
>Lamy - drunk rich bitch
>Shion - mesugaki cunny
>Ayame - whore who doesn't stream
>Haachama - ahh the pepeloni...
>Polka - CLUSSY
Nene is the most powerful Holo, so she gets THREE jokes
>SUPERNENECHI
>CEO OF DOXX
>Spanish shit

>>4346610
YOU GOT THIS TAKOBRO

>Deadbeats
Insufferable faggots who think Mori ''muh boi'' Brapioppe can do no wrong, will defend her retarded antics while simultaneously shitting the thread beyond belief. Bonus points for self-hating posts and propensity for hurting themselves when called out on their bullshit.
>KFP
Have a paper-thin skin and are the most defensive people in the world, will falseflag ad infinitum to make her oshi seem good but don't understand the reasons people might not like her. Usually are also insane /u/ schizos who probably have a MMLNI altar somewhere in their chicken pen.
>Takos
Two faced backstabbers, will pretend to be chill while in truth being the most numberfag fanbase in EN, will derail a thread with retarded 'wah' spam when Ina streams and secretly are the ones funding the schizo Iname fanart market.
>Teamates
Should suffer an ethnic cleasing. Will turn any thread into /ameg/ when their retarded oshi utters even a single word, also responsable for the most cancerous spam of Famous Hollywood Actor Ryan Gosling pictures since Drive(2011).
>Chumbuds
Tonedeaf paedophiles, just like deadbeats will swear on their crusty knees that the dumb shark can't no wrong. Will not stop spamming cropped porn and samefagging as other fanbases while writing shitty erotica about how THEY ARE.
Fuck unity fags, fuck Tanigo ''smaru indie company'' Motoaki, fuck Enma, Jenma and J-chad, fuck Charlie, fuck HER, fuck Lucitan, fuck Mamaloni, fuck Artemis and FUCK YOU!

>>4041049
>>Moona: S tier singing
>>Reine: S tier singing
>>Risu: SSS+ tier singing (better than Gura)
>SEAniggers believe this
Gura is better than all the IDs

>>3935754
lmao no way

I've never watched any vtuber.

>Deadbeats
Insufferable faggots who think Mori ''muh boi'' Brapioppe can do no wrong, will defend her retarded antics while simultaneously shitting the thread beyond belief. Bonus points for self-hating posts and propensity for hurting themselves when called out on their bullshit.
>KFP
Have a paper-thin skin and are the most defensive people in the world, will falseflag ad infinitum to make her oshi seem good but don't understand the reasons people might not like her. Usually are also insane /u/ schizos who probably have a MMLNI altar somewhere in their chicken pen.
>Takos
Two faced backstabbers, will pretend to be chill while in truth being the most numberfag fanbase in EN, will derail a thread with retarded 'wah' spam when Ina streams and secretly are the ones funding the schizo Iname fanart market.
>Teamates
Should suffer an ethnic cleasing. Will turn any thread into /ameg/ when their retarded oshi utters even a single word, also responsable for the most cancerous spam of Famous Hollywood Actor Ryan Gosling pictures since Drive(2011).
>Chumbuds
Tonedeaf paedophiles, just like deadbeats will swear on their crusty knees that the dumb shark can't no wrong. Will not stop spamming cropped porn and samefagging as other fanbases while writing shitty erotica about how THEY ARE.
Fuck unity fags, fuck Tanigo ''smaru indie company'' Motoaki, fuck Enma, Jenma and J-chad, fuck Charlie, fuck HER, fuck Lucitan, fuck Mamaloni, fuck Artemis and FUCK YOU!

>Deadbeats
Insufferable faggots who think Mori ''muh boi'' Brapioppe can do no wrong, will defend her retarded antics while simultaneously shitting the thread beyond belief. Bonus points for self-hating posts and propensity for hurting themselves when called out on their bullshit.
>KFP
Have a paper-thin skin and are the most defensive people in the world, will falseflag ad infinitum to make her oshi seem good but don't understand the reasons people might not like her. Usually are also insane /u/ schizos who probably have a MMLNI altar somewhere in their chicken pen.
>Takos
Two faced backstabbers, will pretend to be chill while in truth being the most numberfag fanbase in EN, will derail a thread with retarded 'wah' spam when Ina streams and secretly are the ones funding the schizo Iname fanart market.
>Teamates
Should suffer an ethnic cleasing. Will turn any thread into /ameg/ when their retarded oshi utters even a single word, also responsable for the most cancerous spam of Famous Hollywood Actor Ryan Gosling pictures since Drive(2011).
>Chumbuds
Tonedeaf paedophiles, just like deadbeats will swear on their crusty knees that the dumb shark can't no wrong. Will not stop spamming cropped porn and samefagging as other fanbases while writing shitty erotica about how THEY ARE.
Fuck unity fags, fuck Tanigo ''smaru indie company'' Motoaki, fuck Enma, Jenma and J-chad, fuck Charlie, fuck HER, fuck Lucitan, fuck Mamaloni, fuck Artemis and FUCK YOU!

>Deadbeats
Insufferable faggots who think Mori ''muh boi'' Brapioppe can do no wrong, will defend her retarded antics while simultaneously shitting the thread beyond belief. Bonus points for self-hating posts and propensity for hurting themselves when called out on their bullshit.
>KFP
Have a paper-thin skin and are the most defensive people in the world, will falseflag ad infinitum to make her oshi seem good but don't understand the reasons people might not like her. Usually are also insane /u/ schizos who probably have a MMLNI altar somewhere in their chicken pen.
>Takos
Two faced backstabbers, will pretend to be chill while in truth being the most numberfag fanbase in EN, will derail a thread with retarded 'wah' spam when Ina streams and secretly are the ones funding the schizo Iname fanart market.
>Teamates
Should suffer an ethnic cleasing. Will turn any thread into /ameg/ when their retarded oshi utters even a single word, also responsable for the most cancerous spam of Famous Hollywood Actor Ryan Gosling pictures since Drive(2011).
>Chumbuds
Tonedeaf paedophiles, just like deadbeats will swear on their crusty knees that the dumb shark can't no wrong. Will not stop spamming cropped porn and samefagging as other fanbases while writing shitty erotica about how THEY ARE.
Fuck unity fags, fuck Tanigo ''smaru indie company'' Motoaki, fuck Enma, Jenma and J-chad, fuck Charlie, fuck HER, fuck Lucitan, fuck Mamaloni, fuck Artemis and FUCK YOU!

>>3545020
This really is some of the absolute best content to come out of these threads

>>3542154
Hypothetically, let's say that there were some vacant positions for a hypothetical rape dungeon owned by Polka. Let's also say that Polka hypothetically has hidden sub tiers. Would you try to obtain this hypothetical membership tier even if it meant you would be kidnapped and thrown into this hypothetical rape dungeon owned by Polka. This is all a scenario of course. It's not real. Definitely. But still, it's an interesting question to think about, right? Who in the right mind would believe that Polka actually had a rape dungeon. What a completely ridiculous assumption. A narrative with no basis, if you will. A tale only preyed upon by those who no longer can see reality for what it truly is. Anyways, back to the main question. Would you try to obtain Polka's imaginary hidden membership tiers even if it mean you would be risking your freedom by theoretically being thrown in a completely fictional dungeon meant for the purposes of forced procreation owned by Polka which she definitely doesn't own in reality?

>>3373912

>Deadbeats
Insufferable faggots who think Mori ''muh boi'' Brapioppe can do no wrong, will defend her retarded antics while simultaneously shitting the thread beyond belief. Bonus points for self-hating posts and propensity for hurting themselves when called out on their bullshit.
>KFP
Have a paper-thin skin and are the most defensive people in the world, will falseflag ad infinitum to make her oshi seem good but don't understand the reasons people might not like her. Usually are also insane /u/ schizos who probably have a MMLNI altar somewhere in their chicken pen.
>Takos
Two faced backstabbers, will pretend to be chill while in truth being the most numberfag fanbase in EN, will derail a thread with retarded 'wah' spam when Ina streams and secretly are the ones funding the schizo Iname fanart market.
>Teamates
Should suffer an ethnic cleasing. Will turn any thread into /ameg/ when their retarded oshi utters even a single word, also responsable for the most cancerous spam of Famous Hollywood Actor Ryan Gosling pictures since Drive(2011).
>Chumbuds
Tonedeaf paedophiles, just like deadbeats will swear on their crusty knees that the dumb shark can't no wrong. Will not stop spamming cropped porn and samefagging as other fanbases while writing shitty erotica about how THEY ARE.
Fuck unity fags, fuck Tanigo ''smaru indie company'' Motoaki, fuck Enma, Jenma and J-chad, fuck Charlie, fuck HER, fuck Lucitan, fuck Mamaloni, fuck Artemis and FUCK YOU!

>>3325048
Nene has finally tweeted something
https://twitter.com/momosuzunene/status/1389743720912736260

>>3277753

>Deadbeats
Insufferable faggots who think Mori ''muh boi'' Brapioppe can do no wrong, will defend her retarded antics while simultaneously shitting the thread beyond belief. Bonus points for self-hating posts and propensity for hurting themselves when called out on their bullshit.
>KFP
Have a paper-thin skin and are the most defensive people in the world, will falseflag ad infinitum to make her oshi seem good but don't understand the reasons people might not like her. Usually are also insane /u/ schizos who probably have a MMLNI altar somewhere in their chicken pen.
>Takos
Two faced backstabbers, will pretend to be chill while in truth being the most numberfag fanbase in EN, will derail a thread with retarded 'wah' spam when Ina streams and secretly are the ones funding the schizo Iname fanart market.
>Teamates
Should suffer an ethnic cleasing. Will turn any thread into /ameg/ when their retarded oshi utters even a single word, also responsable for the most cancerous spam of Famous Hollywood Actor Ryan Gosling pictures since Drive(2011).
>Chumbuds
Tonedeaf paedophiles, just like deadbeats will swear on their crusty knees that the dumb shark can't no wrong. Will not stop spamming cropped porn and samefagging as other fanbases while writing shitty erotica about how THEY ARE.
Fuck unity fags, fuck Tanigo ''smaru indie company'' Motoaki, fuck Enma, Jenma and J-chad, fuck Charlie, fuck HER, fuck Lucitan, fuck Mamaloni, fuck Artemis and FUCK YOU!

Evening gentlemen. I have a very important announcement to make.

*ahem*

Nenechi is live.

Thank you for your time.

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>Deadbeats
Insufferable faggots who think Mori ''muh boi'' Brapioppe can do no wrong, will defend her retarded antics while simultaneously shitting the thread beyond belief. Bonus points for self-hating posts and propensity for hurting themselves when called out on their bullshit.
>KFP
Have a paper-thin skin and are the most defensive people in the world, will falseflag ad infinitum to make her oshi seem good but don't understand the reasons people might not like her. Usually are also insane /u/ schizos who probably have a MMLNI altar somewhere in their chicken pen.
>Takos
Two faced backstabbers, will pretend to be chill while in truth being the most numberfag fanbase in EN, will derail a thread with retarded 'wah' spam when Ina streams and secretly are the ones funding the schizo Iname fanart market.
>Teamates
Should suffer an ethnic cleasing. Will turn any thread into /ameg/ when their retarded oshi utters even a single word, also responsable for the most cancerous spam of Famous Hollywood Actor Ryan Gosling pictures since Drive(2011).
>Chumbuds
Tonedeaf paedophiles, just like deadbeats will swear on their crusty knees that the dumb shark can't no wrong. Will not stop spamming cropped porn and samefagging as other fanbases while writing shitty erotica about how THEY ARE.
Fuck unity fags, fuck Tanigo ''smaru indie company'' Motoaki, fuck Enma, Jenma and J-chad, fuck Charlie, fuck HER, fuck Lucitan, fuck Mamaloni, fuck Artemis and FUCK YOU!

>Deadbeats
Insufferable faggots who think Mori ''muh boi'' Brapioppe can do no wrong, will defend her retarded antics while simultaneously shitting the thread beyond belief. Bonus points for self-hating posts and propensity for hurting themselves when called out on their bullshit.
>KFP
Have a paper-thin skin and are the most defensive people in the world, will falseflag ad infinitum to make her oshi seem good but don't understand the reasons people might not like her. Usually are also insane /u/ schizos who probably have a MMLNI altar somewhere in their chicken pen.
>Takos
Two faced backstabbers, will pretend to be chill while in truth being the most numberfag fanbase in EN, will derail a thread with retarded 'wah' spam when Ina streams and secretly are the ones funding the schizo Iname fanart market.
>Teamates
Should suffer an ethnic cleasing. Will turn any thread into /ameg/ when their retarded oshi utters even a single word, also responsable for the most cancerous spam of Famous Hollywood Actor Ryan Gosling pictures since Drive(2011).
>Chumbuds
Tonedeaf paedophiles, just like deadbeats will swear on their crusty knees that the dumb shark can't no wrong. Will not stop spamming cropped porn and samefagging as other fanbases while writing shitty erotica about how THEY ARE.
Fuck unity fags, fuck Tanigo ''smaru indie company'' Motoaki, fuck Enma, Jenma and J-chad, fuck Charlie, fuck HER, fuck Lucitan, fuck Mamaloni, fuck Artemis and FUCK YOU!

Gentlemen, please, settle down for just a moment. I'd like to make an important announcement.
There is not a single member of Hololive that I do not want to fuck vigorously and impregnate. If you don't feel the same way you are a confirmed homosexual.

Thank you.

>Soratomo, Robosa, 35p, Hoshiyomi, Pioneers
Based
>Kapumin, Sukonbu, Matsurisu, Rosetai, Haatons
Based
>Aqua crew, Shiokko, Nakirigumi, Chocomates, Subatomo
Based
>Miofa, Onigiryaa, Koronesuki
Based
>Nousagis, Fandead, Elfriends, Order of Shirogane, Houshou no Ichimi
Based
>Heimin, Tatsunoko, Watamates, Kenzoku, Lunaitos
Based
>Yukimin, Nekkos, Bodan, Omaruza, Manotomo
Based
>Risuners, Moonafic, Ioforia, Zomrades, Melfriends, Merakyats
Based
>Deadbeats, KFP, Takodachi, Chumbuds, Teamates
Based

>Deadbeats
Insufferable faggots who think Mori ''muh boi'' Brapioppe can do no wrong, will defend her retarded antics while simultaneously shitting the thread beyond belief. Bonus points for self-hating posts and propensity for hurting themselves when called out on their bullshit.
>KFP
Have a paper-thin skin and are the most defensive people in the world, will falseflag ad infinitum to make her oshi seem good but don't understand the reasons people might not like her. Usually are also insane /u/ schizos who probably have a MMLNI altar somewhere in their chicken pen.
>Takos
Two faced backstabbers, will pretend to be chill while in truth being the most numberfag fanbase in EN, will derail a thread with retarded 'wah' spam when Ina streams and secretly are the ones funding the schizo Iname fanart market.
>Teamates
Should suffer an ethnic cleasing. Will turn any thread into /ameg/ when their retarded oshi utters even a single word, also responsable for the most cancerous spam of Famous Hollywood Actor Ryan Gosling pictures since Drive(2011).
>Chumbuds
Tonedeaf paedophiles, just like deadbeats will swear on their crusty knees that the dumb shark can't no wrong. Will not stop spamming cropped porn and samefagging as other fanbases while writing shitty erotica about how THEY ARE.
Fuck unity fags, fuck Tanigo ''smaru indie company'' Motoaki, fuck Enma, Jenma and J-chad, fuck Charlie, fuck HER, fuck Lucitan, fuck Mamaloni, fuck Artemis and FUCK YOU!

>>3018853
Ehh you made some mistakes here and there Since I'm bored out of my mind with all this monhun I'll give my two cents:
>Festival
Should be on Bi tier, though she will actually sleep with anything just to feel some love at this point
>Mel and Choco
Literally hooked up with each other, go right to bi, Mel might just be into girls nowadays because of the <<incident>>
>Luna
Luna is Miko tier lesbian anon, that is common knowledge.
And I'll also add AZKI to the straight tier.