/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>Collab doesn't start on time
Hell yeah motherfucker, glad I took the time to make some coffee.

Do you guys know if they ever nerfed the mashing required for the Ocelot torture segment in any version of MGS1? I did it on the collection the other day and it was a lot easier than I was expecting. Am I just a freak that's too good at Mario Party?

>>58870903
>>58870906
>Hiya darlings, can I get two spicy potato soft tacos, two cheesy bean and rice burritos, and a chicken enchilada burrito?

Since you guys were talking about it last thread, I like when lolis have fat asses. I feel like this is important.

>>8885958
Imagine all the things you could be doing instead of having that /vt/ tab open and constantly discussing things that don't matter.

>>7353414
Holy fucking SHIT

>>7282445
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, TAKOKEKS.
I AM GOING TO FLUSH OUT INA'S NOSE AND STOP HER VOICE FROM BEING NASALLY, AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME. >

Oh fuck me, I forgot to even consider it
What the fuck was the thread like during Marine's outfit reveal?

>>5944394
It's true because they're red and blue.
Red and Blue are destined to be fuckfighters.

>>5543104
I still think it's funny how people will say this literally no matter what whenever Ina streams, like, even if the thread was 99% Ina someone would post about how everyone is ignoring her stream.
All of this because the fucking rice game left such an impression on people months ago

>last TTRPG stream, /tg/fags were talking about how the Dice are inhabited by fae spirits and that you have to treat them with respect or be cursed with bad rolls forever
>Ina, facing against fae creatures, has had unbelievably bad luck rolling against the spirits
I'm starting to believe that spirits are unironically involved in dice rolls.

>>1857920
That isn't hot in the slightest to me.
What's hot is HAVING PASSIONATE, BABY-MAKING SEX WITH THESE GIRLS AS YOU PROFESS YOUR LOVE FOR HER, AND SHE DOES THE SAME TO YOU
EMOTIONLESS SEX DOES ABSOLUTELY NOTHING FOR ME; ONLY OPEN LOVE AND LUST TOGETHER CREATE SOMETHING WORTH HAVING

>>976177
Anon, I'm not so stupid as to lump shitposters and SEAniggers in with genuine converts.
I know there are SEAnigger sections who hide under different /u/schizo banners to attack the Alpha Dogs, but I'm not so retarded as to call them true representations.
I wouldn't be a researcher if I let that kind of idiocy fly past the radar and harm the study.

>>892626
*blocks your path*

>>845799
That's a hell of a lot of words, anon. But you can shorten it to this.
>Marine has almost certainly masturbated to her Kei H-doujin
>in it she's being fucked by her fanbase
>therefore, if you're a Marine member, she's masturbated to you

>>697610
Here's a cheat sheet for every complaint in this thread when it comes to content.
If someone asks why they don't do something, and it isn't hard for them to do it, then the answer is almost always
>they don't want to

>>694257
I don't even like one piece, but that's so cool

Fuck it, the thread is shot, I'm going to get really horny and jerk off to Marine again.
See you guys for Bloom

>>631304
Wait what, Im gonna need you to go into more detail.

>>469250
See, the trick that I use/advise for that is the Normalfag Friend Theorem.
The trick is to get a normalfag friend or two and mildly hook them on economics and the stock market by interesting them in it. My usual trick to get them interested in it via me as their go-to is by getting sleep deprived, waiting until midnight, and then calling them up on a call and spending the next hour stumbling through an explanation of the causes of the '07-08 Housing Crisis/Great Recession, usually channeling the Big Short because you know normalfags love that shit, but instead of using the movie explanation, I use the BOOK explanation, which shocks them way more and gets them hooked on you.
Now, the next part is important, you have to make sure you NEVER TELL THEM ABOUT BUBBLES IN ADVANCE. EVER. That ruins the trading strategy, you see.
Now, you have to keep your nose to the ground economically, if that means sticking your pathetic ass in a fucking subreddit of retards then you fucking hold your nose and study, if that means maintaining a pink/green w***knigger folder just for blending into /biz/ then you fucking do it, whatever you need to do to keep your finger on the pulse of retarded market influences.
Now, whenever you see a meme bubble start to make traction in these shit-tier circles, you're safe to start pumping in investments, slowly but surely. If you're lucky, this one takes off and you make a fuckton of moolah for your akas.
But of course, the question is always when you need to sell to realize your financial gains, right? What's the point of holding half a million's worth of stocks if you know they've been pumped to resemble Danchou's bosoms, but will eventually go bust and be replaced with some new fad shit while your stock crashes to something resembling Artia's career prospects post-Chinkening?
The answer is in the Normalfag Theorem. See, if you set up your normalfag canary correctly, they will come and independently ask you about the bubble without your prompting EXACTLY ONE DAY before it starts crashing. So the second your Normalfag goes "tweety-tweet-tweet," you know it's time to cash the fuck out and take your safe returns NOW.
That, my friends, is how you become a paypig for your oshi. Now take that lesson and learn it for the next bubble that'll come around in approximately 6 months and you'll do great. Either that or wait for $DOGE to fall to 5/4 cents, start throwing your pocket change into it whenever you can, then wait for the gibbering retard retail investors to pump it the next time their lord and savior Musk tweets about it, sell at 8-10 cents or whatever it hits next, wait for it to resettle, reinvest your earnings and keep doing that until you've doubled your shitcoin into a comfortable multi-thousand dollar surplus, all thanks to the absolutely reliable retardation of the masses.