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>>54120653
Well, if you are mixing those two you need to mix this one too
>Advice to a Friend on Choosing a Mistress
>by Ben Franklin

>The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever:
>So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one.
>And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement
http://www.bibliomania.com/2/9/77/124/21473/1/frameset.html

HOW CAN LOLIFAGS EVEN COMPETE!
>HAGS ARE APPROVED BY THE FOUNDING FATHERS!