/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>63868243
>runs for American president
Make a campaign visit to Pennsylvania Dutch Deutsch country, then leave because it smells like cow shit.
Have a dramatic poll number impacting yab because she flubs her words during a debate, causing a popularity surge a few days later because she's cute and nobody uses the debate topics for actual policy direction.
Select Arnold Schwarzenegger as VP.
Push for lower taxes and [insert hot button issues here].
Push for metrification pissing off everybody but scientists.
Make references to Home Improvement, Community, and whatever the flavor of the month Netflix show is at the time at every opportunity.
Accidentally assemble a sizeable coalition on both sides of the aisle only to lose at the end anyway because management forgot to fax the American citizenship at birth perms over.
>runs for Austrian president
I don't actually understand what the Austrian president is for, and I skimmed the Wikipedia article for like 2 minutes.