/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>40546772
oh Ollie.

>>10740273
I think I understand. I now have two imoutos. One has 2 braincells, the other has 0.

>>9727847

Ollie, what the fuck?

>You're Anon, Cover Corp.'s newest employee
>Hololive got huge last year and so did its parent company
>So much that it expanded into various subsidiaries, one for each regional Hololive branch
>Right now you are in Cover Corporation's ID branch preparing for a huge 3d collab between the EN girls and the indos
>You got hired two months ago on the English branch, you didn't really believe they would choose you, but hey, you're living the dream now
>They even pay travels expenses
>Despite working on the vtuber scene you barely have any contact with the girls, you're only a machine operator and they stream mostly from home, after all
>How did you lack such critical information while applying?
>tired_fbk.png
>These last days have been a lot of stress, most of the motion tracking equipment are malfunctioning
>The language barrier doesn't help either, the majority of these Indonesians have this broken-ass English
>You go to the cafeteria to try to let off some steam
>Fifteen minutes. For fifteen fucking minutes you've been trying to decipher the letters in the menu
>Where the fuck is the English? Aren't they a multilingual nation? One more to Cover's list of incompetent things
>While eyeballing the menu trying to figure what to order, you're startled by a huge sound
>"HELLO MISTER."
WHAT THE-
>You jump out of your chair, ears bleeding
>Looking at the culprit, you stand agape
>It's Kureiji Ollie, za zombie herself
>"Did I scare you that much? Ahaha. By the way, I'm Ollie."
N-not really, I was just meditating upon the languages of the world while choosing what to order
>"Ah, I see. I thought you were struggling with our language. Can I sit with you?"
Y-y-yes, n-no... (Oh shit) Wait! N-no, no. A-actually, no and yes
>Shit, why her? You have a soft spot for high energy cute girls
>Suddenly, a messiah to put you out of this situation appears. A waitress. Maybe she's here to take orders?
>Why not Moona? You would just put your architecture knowledge into practice without spilling spaghetti
>"Alrighty, I will have a burger dengan kentang goreng and coklat panas to drink."
>What did she say? Why do they rrrroll their rrrrs so much? It's so distracting, I didn't catch any words at all!
>FUCK, IT'S YOUR ORDER NOW
I will have the same!
>Shit shit shit, they'll bring fried dog and charred grasshoppers to me now
>"*giggles* you're a funny fellow", she says while putting both hands on the table
>You notice her multicolored skin and stitches
>Oh, by the way, weren't you surprised when the EN trinity came to do a 3d collab on your second week and you saw that the girls looked EXACTLY like their avatars?
>It was Cover itself that propagated those fake doxxes on 4chan and all sort of other places just to deceive those curious lads and protect their talents, err, 'real' identities
>Yagoo is a real madman
>"So, aren't you gonna tell me your name?"
It's... Anon... It was quite a surprise seeing you here, Ollie. Don't you need to practice for tomorrow's stream?
>"Me? I'm just taking a break. How about YOU? Don't YOU have to make sure everything is working properly for tomorrow?"
Tsk, things got a little complicated. Just give me some time
>"Don't worry, even I slack off sometimes. You're one of those overseas guys, right? You look so exotic!"
You're stunning as well
>You say as she grins, while you eye her black frilly dress. The clothes they use on stream are custom made attires, who would've guessed
I'm quite new to this job, didn't expect these kinds of travels at all. Sometimes I think these perks are a bit too much for me, I just mess with some equipment
>"No, not at all, not at all, I'm sure you work extra hard everyday to bring the best of us!"
Heh, you flatter me. Oh, is that our order?
>The closer the waitress approaches the table the more uneasy you are
>What the fuck did I ask her to bring again??
>She puts a piece of bread and a cup of a brown liquid on the table for both of us
>SHIT, it must be something really weird only that indos eat
>The waitress says something and leaves
>Ollie quickly snatches the bread and gives it a good bite
>"**munch munch** How come **munch** you travel all the way over to Indonesia **munch munch** and order a **munch** simple burger and hot chocolate? **munch munch munch* Shouldn't you try something more local?"
B-burger? A-ah ahaaha, it's just a custom of mine eating burgers while stressed!!
>Saying that, you finally indulge in your meal.
>It's not bad at all, tastes just like home
>While savoring the meat, you take a good look at Ollie
>She eats the meal passionately, munching vigorously and giving protruding swallows
>You can almost feel the bolus scrapping the insides of her neck as it heads directly to her tummy
>She's so into in that a trail of saliva is leaking from the left corner of her mouth
>For some reason, you find the conjunction of all that really attractive

>>999262
so like... does Ollie have a wide vagina? can she accommodate invaders?

Is it me or do other fanbases talk about Ina more than takodachis? It feels that takos barely exist compared to other EN fanbases.

this is lewd