/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>You're walking in the woods
>There's no one around
>And your phone is dead
>Out of the corner of your eye you spot him
>Regis Altare
>He's following you
>About thirty feet back
>He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint
>He's gaining on you
>Regis Altare
>You're looking for your car
>But you're all turned around
>He's almost upon you now
>And you can see there's blood on his face!
>My God, there's blood everywhere!
>Running for your life
>(From Regis Altare)
>He's brandishing a knife
>(It's Regis Altare)
>Lurking in the shadows
>Holostars EN Regis Altare
>Living in the woods
>(Regis Altare)
>Killing for sport
>(Regis Altare)
>Eating all the bodies
>Actual cannibal Regis Altare
>Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him
>But you're hopelessly lost yourself
>Stranded with a murderer
>You creep silently through the underbrush
>A-ha! In the distance
>A small cottage with a light on
>Hope!
>You move stealthily toward it
>But your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap!
>Gnawing off your leg
>(Quiet, quiet)
>Limping toward the cottage
>(Quiet, quiet)
>Now you're on the doorstep
>Sitting inside, Regis Altare
>Sharpening an ax
>(Regis Altare)
>But he doesn't hear you enter
>(Regis Altare)
>You're sneaking up behind him
>Strangling Tempus' Leader Regis Altare
>Fighting for your life with Regis Altare
>Wrestling a knife from Regis Altare
>Stab it in his kidney
>Safe at last from Regis Altare
>You limp into the dark woods
>Blood oozing from your stump leg
>But you have won
>You have beaten Regis Altare