/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>75602954
The Ministry of Shrimple Truth has detected potential thought crime in this sector. Put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye.

>>73801068
It don't matter. If/when she abandons us for the final time it will suffocate the last vestiges of love and decency in my heart. I will be reborn in the image of spite and carelessness, finally free of faith or restraint.

>get off work
>take daily walk
>on my way home
>run into pitbull trying to kill a fat beagle
>not carrying my gun
>call the cops
>two trucks pull up from opposite direction
>four guys get out and spend greater than five minutes trying to pry the pitbull off
>last guys just lets the damn dog go
>dog runs behind some nearby houses
>take off my jacket so I can use it like a matador's muleta if it comes after me
>couple of neighborhood kids show up
>dog comes back, kids take off running
>it thinks about chasing them but stops when it sees me just standing there staring at it
>cop pulls up, I tell them where the dog is
>after all is said and done the damn thing had bitten three people, nearly killed two other dogs, and terrorized the fucking neighborhood
Well that wasn't fun. How was your day, chumbuds?

I think I'll just go ahead and try to get myself killed in as many ways as I possibly can after she graduates. This world is gay in every way.

>>67921814
Go bitch on the feedback page and get that retard in trouble with the admin staff.