/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>68848584
>Care to elaborate more?
Well, here is a reenactment
>HEY SHEEP, THIS IS YOUR AGENT
>YOU GOT TWO CONFIRMATIONS!
>ON ONE SIDE; THERE IS THIS "H-HAKUI KO-YO-RI" PART FOR YOU TO PLAY IN SOME VR PING PONG COMPANY
>ON THE OTHER SIDE, SONY CALLED AND THEY'RE MAKING A MULTIMEDIA PROJECT WITH YOU AS THE MAIN ATTRACTION
WHICH ONE DO YOU CHOOSE?!

Location
>Cover studio, meeting room
Date
>Some undisclosed day, February 2024
Setting
>Tanigo meeting with HoloX
Participants
>Tanigo, A-Chan, all of the HoloX girls

TANIGO:
>I called all of you girls here to congratulate you for another impressive year!
>The third year is starting and your KPIs are among the best of the compa-
**RING RING**
**RING RING**
(Tanigo gets interrupted by the ringtone of a Android phone)

TANIGO:
>...c-company! Koyori, in particular, she had a great year!
>Hitsuji-san, aren't you glad you took the call back in 2021?
>Have you chose your one million subs wish yet?
>Remember, it can be ANYTHING!

HITSUJI-KOYORI
>Y-Yeah, best decision of my lif-
**RING RING**
**RING RING**
(again the same Android ringtone)

A-CHAN
>Girls, as a reminder, if you bring your personal phones to a meeting please put it in silence!
>Your work phones are all iPhones, and that's clearly an Android ringtone

HITSUJI-KOYORI (thinking)
>I wonder which one of the girls screwed up, I bet it was Iroha, she's air heade-
**RING RING**
**RING RING**
**brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr**
(phone rings again, and vibrates right inside Koyori's purse)

HITSUJI-KOYORI
>MASAKA! This can only be a prank, someone slip a phone in my purse.
>Hahaha, Laplus, you bitch!
>I'll get you next tim-
**RING RING**
**RING RING**
**brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr**
**Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr**
**BRRRRRRR**

>All eyes are on Hitsuji-Koyori now.
>Tanigo expression went from happy to discontented
>The other girls are holding their laughter and so is A-Chan

**RING RING**
**BRRRRRRR**
**RING RING**
**BRRRRRRR**

>Hitsuji-Koyori fiddles with her purse, opens it
>The phone is a SONY XPERIA ANDROID
>The visor shows a single name
>YOUR AGENT

**RING RING**
**BRRRRRRR**
**BRRRRRRRRR**
**RING RING**
**BRRRRRRRRRRRR**

>All faces are fuzzy now, the room is fading out slowly

HITSUJI-KOYORI (screaming mutely)
>NO! IT CAN'T BE!
>MY ONE MILLION WISH!
>I NEVER GOT TO MAKE MY ONE MILLION SUBS WISH!

(Hitsuji-san eyes slowly open)
>She looks at her bedsite table, it's a quarter past nine
>She takes her VERSEn issued Sony Xperia Android phone and takes the call

VOICE ON THE PHONE
>MOSHI MOSHI HISUJI-SAN
>IT'S ME, YOUR AGENT!

Written by Junji Ito
Directed by M. Night Shyamalan
Executive Producer: Larry David