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It turns out she's not pregnant, she drank one of these

You seem sad. Have a drink on me.

There's no worms in this drink, so go ahead and drink up.

It's cool Kiara, drink this shake

>>52773648
>>52773646

Just feed the spider one of these

>>50709777
I have a potion for Ina...

>>50274659
I will tell you after you drink this

Damn Ina got the full Chipotle order with guac 'n chips

Post your images you never have a reason to post, or your oshi drinks this

INA QUICK DRINK THIS POTION

Ame did a great job on losing weight, and she deserves a reward.

>>24628833
I can feed her

Ames, would you be able to finish a large Chocolate Oreo Shake?

>Oreo milkshake
OH NO NO NO NO

>>9857123
Aqua chugging down her daily 2600 calorie Oreo Milkshake

>>7494091
Only one right answer

>>7228113

Don't worry it's not this one

>>6004086
>It is advised for women to consume about 2,000 calories a day and 2,500 for men. It is also well-considered to only take in 225-325 carbohydrates per day and 25-36 grams of sugar per day

>>2556204
i say a contest where we drink a bunch of these.
Last man standing wins it

>>837057
>H-Hey Aqua, they ran out of your favorite, but I got you this instead. It's just as good, if not better. I promise...

>>847000
>Swapping small plates for larger one in increments, upgrading once they go for seconds with current wares
>Using (excessive) butter on pans and excusing as better cleanup
>Add more sauces and dairy to dishes you can cook
>use heavy cream only in dishes you can hide it in (coffees, cream soups, etc.) or if your partner is into architecture herself subcutaneous fat is good for the booty but heavy in cellulite
>coffee is naturally bitter, so unless your partner likes it black it's the easiest place to hide calories without suspicion
>upgrade skim/2% milk to "vitamin D" whole milk "for the nutrients" all milk has vitamin D
>if she asks to work out, show her weight training instead of cardio to build support while minimizing calorie burn
>some brisk walks are fine to help blood flow, but at a certain weight get a bike or let her swim for joint relief
>fruits are full of simple sugars but have vitamins, easy to whip up smoothies and hide shit in them
>STAY AWAY FROM THE HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP THAT'S HOW YOU GIVE HER THE BEETUS AND KILLER QUEEN
>Use weed/Delta-8 gummies (if your girl is into it) to goad her with the munchies if she's standoffish

and

>when her gears start turning, do NOT deny her her workout, the grasspill must be chosen not forcefed weight loss is rare, if she does climb the mountain and you still like her, try to get away with a preg suit and roleplay instead

t. the worst excel accountant ever