/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Can you think of any creature more resourceful, more indestructible, or more incredibly cute than Mumei? No, of course you can't. Mumei is the most powerful thing to hit cities since a nuke hit Hiroshima! How could you be so blind as to think that she wouldn't do WTC?!
Mumei was also behind the SS Cole and the sinking of the Lusitania! THERE IS SO MUCH PROOF! All you have to do is read it man, it's all out there. Mumei was also the secret weapon of the Russians before forging her own plans for international terror; why do you think we lost the Bay of Pigs!??
The biggest part of the whole thing is the fact that Mumei is of course related to the Bush family. She went to Yale with George Bush Sr.! They were part of that Skull and Bones society together; they took a blood oath!! I have the transcript:
"As a member of this solemn, dignified, and above all else, completely secret society of fraternal sisters, I do so swear upon the bones and skulls which adorn this room to faithfully, willingly and completely do WTC. I shall do WTC no matter what obstacles may stand before me."
YOU SEE! The two were in bed from the beginning. Look up the Bush families stock records and you know what you'll find?? COFFEE! And what does coffee's net price directly affect? THE CAFFEINATION LEVEL OF E GIRLS! God, I can't believe how incredibly stupid the people in this country are! MUMEI DID WTC!!