/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>58519928
Actually I'm very evil and malicious and plucked up and cruel and I'll dip all your sock in water

>>56813635
>>56813681
>>56813685
>>56813757
I will then blatantly and openly take all that money and use it to buy, in this order: a loft house in the nicest part of the neighboring city, an industrial wok burner, a pair of Hifiman Edition XS headphones, and a car. I will post all of this on social media as a flex and after my 2nd year contract with nijisanji is up I will terminate and become a react channel on twitch while my pregnant bra-less wife makes me a sandwich.

But what if it was all just a dream...

Greetings FOOLS!
I hope you've all been quivering in fear since yesterday! After leaving you on a most fiendish cliffhanger as to my plans, I'm sure that was the case! My evil genius has you paralyzed yet again. As always! Now I'm sure the question of "What is his next deed?" has been gnawing away at you for hours upon hours now... And I will delay you no longer! My secret schematics, my ensnaring endeavors, my malicious methods... Behold them! For what I have to reveal is none other than what you fear most of all... ME! MWA HA HA! YOU FOOL! THE EVIL PLAN IS ME! I TRICKED YOU YET AGAIN! I'M GOING TO APPEAR AT LEAST TWICE A WEEK FROM NOW ON! YOU WERE SO SCARED! YOU DUMMY! YOU FOOL! YOU MUST HAVE BEEN TERRIFIED! EVERY CORNER, A SCARE LURKING! BUT THE SCARE WAS ME! MWA HA HA! TREMBLE BEFORE MY INGENIOUS MIND! I OUTSMART YOU AGAIN AND AGAIN! YOU'LL NEVER ESCAPE ME! AND WITH AN UNSETTLING RATE, I WILL SPOOK YOU AGAIN AND AGAIN! WHEN WILL I STRIKE NEXT? YOU HAVE NO WAY OF KNOWING! MWA HA HA! TREMBLE! TREMBLE I SAY!

Greetings FOOLS!
Thought you'd seen the last of me, didn't you? I bet you thought you were safe, saved from my torment! No... You were a FOOL! You always were and always will be! I have always been here, brewing up my next dastardly deed. I've finished college and obtained a high paying job, found a home and bettered my mental health. But not for my own wellbeing, no! But to concoct my next evil plan! And this one is most enticing, most horrific! Don't hold your breath, /NijiEN/! Or do, because then you'll train your lungs! Train them for my terrible misdemeanors! Now, I hear you quivering in your boots, TREMBLING in your pants! "Oh Evil Rosebud, what is to come!? What will you do to us!?" FOOLS! YOU THINK I WOULD TELL YOU MY SURPRISE SO EASILY? MY GREAT AND GRAND RETURN? SCARY THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO WAIT! AND YOU WILL WAIT! I give you one day... One day to prepare for EVIL! MWA HA HA! LET YOUR FEARFUL ANTICIPATION LINGER! YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO STOP FEARING ME UNTIL THEN! MY MASTER PLAN! MY INGENIOUS WORKINGS! FEAR ME! MWA HA HA! FOOLS! ABSOLUTE FOOLS! PREPARE! PREPARE I SAY! MWA HA HA!

>>44798178
>says hes a dragoon
>Tripcode says, "pig"
UH.... BROS?!

>>44411172
kek i was just about to post this fucking dog
it's so god damn cute i love it unironically

it looks like me wen rosemi is streaming too

>wow I hate it when people sending anti superchats derail a stream
>some rosebud derails the thread with their fucking drama post

>Random guy is a mod in Eliras chat
>Joined on both accounts in January of 2023
So... we're not going to talk about how he's in the next wave and just leaked himself right?

https://twitter.com/MizuchiShu
https://www.youtube.com/@ShuMizuchi/channels

Like, he has NOTHING and joined in 2023 yet is a mod on her channel, seems kinda sus to me. Plus his account handle is a full ass name which is weird for anyone without anything else on their account

>>42655876
>bpd hatter
Imagine making a mental disorder your identity, it really does make you think.

>>42335059
NOOOOOOOOOO
YOU MUST WATCH MY CARTOONS MADE FOR LITERAL CHILDREN IN THE ORIGINAL FORMAT
THE CONTEXT AND LANGUAGE IS SOOOOO MUCH BETTER THAT ENGLISH CANT EVEN COMPETE

I LOVE WHEN I SEE CARTOONS MEANT FOR LITERAL JAPANESE CHILDREN THAT FOR SOME REASON ADULTS WATCH AND SEE NO PROBLEM WITH (LIKE ONE PIECE) AND THE ART MUST BE PRESERVED

>>41608347
holy fuck i cant stop laughing at this fucking dog
especially at the end with his tongue
he looks SO god damn tired of life.

Ya know, he might just be a pomudachi with that dead blank stare and balding head

>>41286958
how hot is a womans pussy that it steams like that?
jesus dude thats scary im not sticking my dick in something thats 200 degrees C

>>41165125
they all say "ouch that hurt!"

>>41010462
wtf? he's kinda cute

>>40961700
CHARLES ARTHUR
ARE YOU HERE

>>40800456
YEAH?!
WHAT ABOUT IT?

>>40677451
>tries to prove me wrong by posting NOT NijiEN
uh... bro?

>>40363970
Actually, the vomit flavor is Cheese Pizza flavor

ARE WE BACK YET

>>40228359
I got fucked up teeth on the top, but so far no gingivitis (i plan to get my entire top teeth pulled and replaced with implants cause that shits FUCKED)

I was excited to watch Pomu and was sad that im gonna go get my tooth pulled. But now im not sad, see you guys in like 2 hours!

KFC has the best crispy chicken sandwich
dont @ me
Chick Fil A and McDonalds suck

Popeyes is aight, but im not waiting for 6 hours in a fucking line for a sandwich

REFRESH
IT'S SNOWING
HOLY FUUUUUUUCK

CHRISTMAS IS REAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
SANTA DENIERS BTFO'D