/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Hold up for a moment, though. We're not quite done today.
I'd like to announce that I am currently working on a project I'm calling the Retroactive Report Abstraction Transcriber. This device will allow you to very roughly simulate the butterfly effect on the current market that comes from changes to past market conditions of your designation. It operates using reverse-engineered black magick that should not be tampered with by mortals. I do not claim that it will be perfectly accurate or even moderately accurate I'm not a time traveler as far as you're able to prove , but it's mostly for fun and shitposting purposes, so I hope you'll look forward to it anyway.

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 2,013,827, a 0.20% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 35,961. There are 25 coins above this average.
>Pekora currently has the highest volume, at 121,441 shares, or 6.03% of market volume.
>Civia currently has the lowest volume, at 3,799 shares, or 0.19% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 23):
>Iofi :: +40.3%
>Choco :: +9%
>Amelia :: +7.1%
>Inanis :: +6.9%
>Shion :: +6.8%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 33):
>Ayame :: -9.2%
>Mio & Aqua :: -7.2%
>Nene :: -6.5%
>Civia :: -6.1%
>Fauna :: -5.7%

4 coins (Lamy, Sana, Haato, Aki) had a sub-1% change in value today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $137,549.79, which is a decrease of -5.23% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $34,220,833,752.22, which is a decrease of 6.46% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $16,992.94. A total of 17 coins are above this average.
>Pekora currently has the highest value, at 3,501,995,331 shares, or 10.23% of market share.
>Civia currently has the lowest value, at 19,229,208 shares, or 0.06% of market share.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 14):
>Pekora :: +8.9%
>Mio :: +7.9%
>Iofi :: +7.8%
>Kiara :: +3.1%
>Polka :: +3.0%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 42):
>Calliope :: -44.5%
>Amelia :: -21.2%
>Choco :: -15.2%
>Baelz :: -15.1%
>Kronii :: -13.5%

9 coins (Nana, Rushia, AZKi, Botan, Moona, Nabi, Risu, Aki, Sora) had a sub-1% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $29,654,130.00, which is a decrease of 31.88% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $21,346,280.05 today, a decrease of 18.51% from yesterday's salary.

Top 10 Superchat Increases (of 28):
>Baelz :: +90.0%
>Kronii :: +32.9%
>Aqua :: +25.7%
>Ayame :: +20.0%
>Kanata :: +10.7%
>Watame :: +8.9%
>Marine :: +8.5%
>Lamy :: +8.3%
>Ui :: +7.7%
>Inanis :: +7.6%

28 coins did not receive any Superchats today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

Today I woke and looked at stocks again
But the stocks looked the same to me
Something told me that the market changed
Couldn't figure out what did it mean

Some say to buy up fast, looks like it's gonna last
Get all your shares and buy (DON'T LEAVE LIQUID BEHIND)
Some said it'll be all gold, just go ahead and hold
Be sure to mind your bottom line

THE GRAPHS ARE PUSHING ME, TO INVEST AGAIN
I FEEL THE SELL PENDING
TIME IS BUYING FREE, I FEEL LIKE HOLDING NOW
JUST LIKE THE ROPEMAN

>>9416602
Philosophically they're too dissimilar. Their final confrontation is inevitable.

>>8128728
Today I woke and looked at stocks again
But the stocks looked the same to me
Something told me that the market changed
Couldn't figure out what did it mean

Some say to buy up fast, looks like it's gonna last
Get all your shares and buy (DON'T LEAVE LIQUID BEHIND)
Some said it'll be all gold, just go ahead and hold
Be sure to mind your bottom line

NATURE'S PUSHING ME, TO INVEST AGAIN
I FEEL THE VOLUME OF SPACE
TIME IS BUYING FREE, I FEEL LIKE BAGGING OWL
JUST LIKE THE HOPE MANNNNNNNNNN~