/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Ina talking about her eye thing reminded me that Mori should go to an eye doctor, it's best to treat eye problems sooner rather than later, I know from experience

>>41861361
No I'm a deadbeat just look at this nice Mori photo that I have saved in my Mori Calliope folder in My Documents

>>34214643
Mori downplays and memes her JP, but it is unironically quite good. She never tryhards on stream though for some reason

>>33538522
>be a young japanese student
>our english teacher is a foreigner
>she's 10/10 smoking hot but incredibly cringey trying to be relatable and hip with us
>feel bad for her since shes hard working and just trying to make learning fun, but the students tease her a lot
>read online that in the west it's normal to give your teacher a red apple as a sign of gratitude
>sneak into her classroom before anyone else is in
>put a red apple on her desk
>"Yo little guy is that a red apple?! Yooo shout out to my man over here anon for the FAT aka apple!"
>heart jumps out of my chest, fall over in surprise and fear
>my teacher is suddenly at the door, which i could've sworn i had closed
>"Can't thank you enough, dude, this is totally 'poggers' as they say."
>what is she fucking talking about
>i want to leave but she's blocking the only exit
>"Let 'your boy' give you a thank you toot man!"
>a what
>"Big ups to anon-chan over here!!"
>she walks up to me
>she's incredibly fast, covers the distance in seconds
>i'm cornered
>one of her hands pins down both my wrists, the other starts pulling up my uniform shirt
>i'm scared and confused so i start crying
>"It's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine..."
>i don't know if she's talking to me or herself
>she starts fondling my chest and kissing my neck
>can't help but moan, even if i know it's wrong
>"That moan was 'hountou sekushi' my guy!"
>pray that someone walks in and stops her
>she drops to her knees and starts fiddling with my pants
>pulls them down, i feel so ashamed at how hard i am
>she pulls out a recorder from her skirt and plays a painful note on it
>i'm pretty sure that's school property
>puts the end of the recorder on the tip of my dick
>"Thank you! *toot*
>cum instantly
i fucking hate this woman

Mori is MY tired old woman

>>16193753
https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1480488654107967493
Mori-sensei arigatou

CALLI MORNING VOICE AAAAHHHHH

>Mori gets everyone believing she hasn’t bothered to prepare even a little for the MK tournament
>Unbeknownst she has been autistically practicing her MK reps off-stream
>Comes out and steamrolls her babbie group without luckshitting

Your reaction when?

A thread for the discussion of the Sensational Scythe-Swinging Sensei Sensibly Sowing Seeds for Classes with Some Enthusiastic Senpai, Mori Calliope, and the members of her extended universe.

A thread for the discussion of the sensational scythe-swinging sensei sensibly sowing seeds for classes with some enthusiastic senpai, Mori Calliope, and the members of her extended universe.

>>14759543
B-B-B-B-BASED

https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1471583135804833792?s=20
https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1471583715960963072?s=20

Mori continues to add more JPs to her harem

HoloX belongs to Mori Calliope.
https://twitter.com/hakuikoyori/status/1471535055411748864
https://twitter.com/sakamatachloe/status/1471535753520115712

>>14738303
Mori-sensei's English Class Is To Die For!
New original anime by studio Doga Kobo airing next season.

>starring Mori-sensei, the awkward, but earnest and hardworking gaijin English teacher, and her class of remedial English students.
>Iroha, the kind and eager girl with an eccentric manner of speaking who always gets in trouble because she can't help but bring her sword to class
>Botan, the levelheaded, cool delinquent lioness who may or may not have connections to the Russian mob
>Nene, the excitable genki dumbass from another planet who's never far from Shishiron
>Towa, the devil girl whose angelic good-nature and studious ways accidentally earned her a position as class rep, much to her chagrin. Nonetheless, she needs desperate help with her eigo
>Luckily, she won't have any trouble disciplining her supernaturally inclined troublemakers, as she's not a gaijin in the traditional sense, since she's actually a shinigami from the Underworld!

Season 2 introduces the chuuni split personality girl, Haachama, and the idol with a hidden dark side and infatuation with Mori-sensei, Suisei.

>Rui has A-chan-tier eigo
Future eikaiwa guest

>>12909350
かっこい*. Double consonants (and the associated vocal stop) are denoted by the extra "tsu" character prior to the sound.

>>8699349
Not really a fan of Haachama in the first place, and I'm scratching my head thinking of "native-level" bad words that Mori could teach her while still being stream-approved. I'll tune in because I'm curious most of all, and I'm a fan of teacher-mode Mori.

森先生、教えてください ~ !

森先生、教えてください ~ !

Teacher Mori at her wit's end...

CORRECT MY HOMEWORK, MORI-SENSEIIIIII

GM Mori!
Teacher Mori!
Mori!!

i want nothing more than for Rikka to impregnate my boy directly on front of my eyes. It would be perfect if he did this on a stage at a concert where all deadbeats can watch her recieve his semen while she sings her songs.

>>3190122
spoonfeed me please