/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

IT'S MY CUTEST WIFES BIRTHDAY!

>Two thousand comfydants sitting in front of a screen
>Fulgur's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAaaaa WIFEEEEEEEEE UWWWWOOOO!" "WIFEEE UR SO SEXY" "I love you wife!!"
>"Do not be led astray my comfydants and I will catch you all next time"
>All of the comfydants start spamming gifted members and hugging their screens
"BYEEEE WIFEE!" "bye bye fuuchan!!" “Otsu fuuchan!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling comfydants each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"W-wife? Where are you? Wife!?" "Fuuchan!?" "H-Help! Fufu disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the comfydants begin to aimlessly search for Fulgur
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the comfydants succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S WIFE!?" "I- I- I MISS WIFE!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the comfydants become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY WIFE!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD COMFYDANT! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "WIFEEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the comfydants still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the comfydants yet again collapse into despair
"Aaaaaaaaaaa wiiiiiiiiiifffffffeeeeeeeee" "fff ffucchaaannn" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, perhaps even over a week in length
>Days later, the monitor reactivates
>Fulgur's Cyberpunk BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their wife rouses the comfydants from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Fulgur appears onscreen
>"Hello my comfydants"
>The comfydants, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"FUUCHAN!" "WIFE'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the comfydants take their seats and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

>>65585652
shut up tako! d-dont laugh at me!

>>58263455
can you blame me...

>>57612313
Wife

>>56397562
How did you know I'm in love with wife now...