/vr/ - Retro Games

[Anonymous No.7859723]

How do you spend years developing an action comedy game without anyone realizing that it isn't the slightest bit funny or fun to play?

[Anonymous No.7859739]

Filtered.

[Anonymous No.7859896]

Maybe it was supposed to be a Batman game

[Anonymous No.7860570]

>>7859723
I remember Next Generation shilling the fuck out of this game while shitting all over Mario 64.

[Anonymous No.7860601]

>>7859723
it looked amazing for an early action 3D game, art, style, animation on point; visuals were sometimes favoured over gameplay during that era

[Anonymous No.7860606]

Blasto is like duke nukem but gay

[Anonymous No.7860609]

I kinda liked the demo, never played the whole game

[Anonymous No.7860612]

youre getting a salary and just do what the retarded boss says

[Anonymous No.7860613]

Victim of that weird disconnect where no one in production seems to be clued in as to whether they’re supposed to be making “soft” or “hard” satire/parody (like is it supposed to be good in its own right or no). Not limited to video games

[Anonymous No.7860614]

It's kinda sad that this came out only a month before Hartman was killed

[Anonymous No.7860645]

>>7860614
Hartman's wife deserves the entire blame for what happened. But the fact that scumbag Andy Dick still lives and breathes and is coddled by his fellow tribesmen in Hollywood just makes me want to vomit.

[Anonymous No.7860659]

>>7860645
it's kind of funny how andy dick's behavior is so next-level poor that he actually has zero allies. like even the most reviled sex offenders and whatnot that have come out in the past 10 years have had these weird, delusional defenders but andy dick is basically the universally accepted antichrist.

it's sort of like when that judge ruled lenny dykstra was legally impossible to libel because his reputation was so far sunk into the sewer already, i feel like andy dick could be in that same spot

[Anonymous No.7860674]

>>7859723
Ask Gex and Bubsy lol

[Anonymous No.7861724]

>>7859723
Beat this a few years ago and rather enjoyed it. There are tons of gags all over the place that make it pretty amusing.

[Anonymous No.7861801]

>>7861724
>he said anus
>huhuh, huhuh, huhuhuhuhuh

[Anonymous No.7862683]

>>7861801
>t. played the first 5 minutes of the game

based journalist

[Anonymous No.7862751]

Seems like a lot of games in the 90’s tried hard to be funny, but failed.

[Anonymous No.7863161]

>>7862751
It's a pretty hard thing to do. Very few games manage to be funny, especially on purpose.

Pic related is probably the only one I'd actually recommend solely for the comedic dialogue.

[Anonymous No.7864101]

>>7860645
>>7860659
I live in LA and once ran into Andy Dick at my local dive bar. He was cutting himself lines on the table and not sharing with anyone else. We almost got into a fight. Then he tried to hit up my friend for money to get himself an Uber. Very classy man.

[Anonymous No.7864225]

>>7862683
>t. laughed all 20 times he said anus in the first 5 minutes of the game

based redditot

[Anonymous No.7864887]

>>7864225
Lol look man, I'll be the first to admit Blasto is not a very good game, but unlike you I actually played through the whole thing and discovered a lot of amusing content sprinkled throughout the game. It's evident to me that you heard them make a pun about buttholes since the game takes place on Uranus, rolled your eyes so hard that you fell over, and promptly decided you'd seen enough to decide the game is shit.

Oddly enough, you'd be right but for the wrong reason. Game has lots of good humor if you give it a chance and can get past the woeful, janky gameplay.

[Anonymous No.7864949]

>>7864101
i guess he only shares his coke with phil hartman's wife

[Anonymous No.7865137]

>>7864887
Oddly enough it's the amateur psychotherapist who's laying on the couch doing all the talking

[Anonymous No.7866070]

>>7865137
I see. Well in that case

sneed :^)