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5981639 No.5981639 [Reply] [Original]

So why does everyone hate Zelda 2, anyway?

>> No.5981641

>>5981639
Because a retarded youtube faggot told them too.

>> No.5981647

>fan service
I now won't buy your game

>> No.5981663
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It's a difficult game that broke the coventions of its predecessor.

>> No.5981674

What are the differences between the NES and GBA versions?

>> No.5981689

>>5981639
First Zelda I played, I love it.

>> No.5981712

>>5981639
Because it's shit

>> No.5981729
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>>5981639
Because you haven't taken your cyanide pills yet, little transvestite. Stop attention whoring and fuck off, hopefully from the plane of existence.

>> No.5981773

>>5981639
I don't remember her boobs being that large.

>> No.5981782

>>5981639
Wasn't that style of game kind of popular at the time? I can only think of Faxanadu, and Simon's Quest off the top of my head that had similar gameplay. I guess they thought the game needed to be more advanced.

>> No.5981783

>>5981729
you type like a 10 year old trying too hard

>> No.5981786

>>5981782
I still have my copy of Faxanadu. Game wasn't terrible.

>> No.5981790

>>5981786
I have it too. Musics pretty catchy. Color palette was a little blah though.

>> No.5981792

>>5981786
Agreed, it's not bad. Are there any more NES games like it?

>> No.5981795

>>5981790
my thoughts exactly
also, some of the merchants were creepy in a Registered Sex-Offender way.

>> No.5981801

>>5981792
maybe this? i never played it

https://youtu.be/0A9ELlP9N3k

>> No.5981812

>>5981792
Battle of Olympus

>> No.5981816
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>>5981812
>>5981801
thanks I'll check them out

>> No.5982101

Same with Ys 3. People are plebs that don't want a challenge

>> No.5982167

>>5981639
AVGN is a subhuman

>> No.5982207

>>5981792
>>5981816
Not NES but try out Zeliard if you haven't already. It's great.

>> No.5982251

>>5982167
What does that have to do with anything?

>> No.5982328

>>5981639
Too difficult, too different.

>> No.5982331

>>5982167
Why? He said several times that he actually loves Zelda 2 in his review. You would've known that if you actually watched it.

>> No.5982353

Nugamers hate anything old and especially anything old and different than what's established to be "acceptable" old games.

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>>5981639
Imagine the smell. And the M O U T H F E E L !

>> No.5982362

>>5981639
You will never be a woman no matter how hard you try. XY cannot become XX, but you sure as hell are trying hard to become XXY.

>> No.5982459

>>5982362
Being obsessed with a tripfag and replying the same post to him isn't gonna make him go away, you know.

>> No.5982468

>>5982359
Can you please not post this trannies feet anymore? It’s a bit much.

>> No.5982486

>>5981641
/thread

>> No.5982490

>>5982167
This

>> No.5982559

>>5981641
>>5982486
Which one?

>> No.5982571

>>5982459
At least there's a 41% chance of this poster not being around much longer soon.

>> No.5982580

>>5982571
Is he getting sent to jail for beating his wife?

>> No.5982672

>>5981639
Who is this slut?

>> No.5982679

>>5981639
I hate it because Link's sword has a reach of 3 pixels. You have to be nearly touching the enemy to damage it and with all their erratic movements you're going to take damage instead most of the time.

>> No.5982735

>>5981641

Just like FF2 its the "safe" one to hate

>> No.5982748

>>5981782
duh, the battle of olympus

>> No.5982813

zelda 2, FF II and dragon quest 2 are hated for absolutely no reason, and the people that hate on them are just blind followers of retarded reviewers. don't know why it's always the second title that gets the hate, it's dumb

>> No.5982871
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Some asshole back in 2002 or so said it was the black sheep of Zelda and now everyone's been parroting the same drivel since. I played it as a kid and loved that it was so different. Control-wise, it's so satisfying and fluid. Your momentum will carry if you jump or attack and is crucial to getting past an obstacle or an enemy. I don't know who it was but I wasn't paying any mind to the internet at the time of me playing Zelda II.

>> No.5983052 [DELETED] 

>>5981639
I want to fuck them big tits and nut down her throat.

>> No.5983053

>>5981639
not enough biga b00bs

>> No.5983067

>>5982813
I think since FFII never got a western release until much later it isn't popular enough to be on that list, and also since wasn't played by the west until later then it wouldn't really make sense of it to be some nostalgia hold over from old reviewers effecting everyone's opinion.

>> No.5983068

>>5981639
eat my shit faggot

>> No.5983069

>>5981639
>>>/lgbt/

>> No.5983093

>>5983068
love the commitment

>> No.5983116

>some Youtuber invented "Zelda 2 is the only bad Zelda game"

You're outing your zoomer-ness trying to counteract it. When ALttP came out, everyone went "thank God," because Zelda 2 was far less popular than 1. "Zelda 2 is actually good" is a far newer meme than "Zelda 2 sucks."

>> No.5983119

>>5982167
Because he said Zelda II is a good game?

>> No.5983696

>>5982813
This is the best take on this whole board. The only problem I could see with FF 2 is that it got a late release outside of Japan and so by the time it was readily available in the west it felt archaic so if you played any JRPG from later on it would be awkward

>> No.5983704

>>5983119
>>5982251
>>5982331
Because he starts the whole this game is super bad meme as satire but zoomers are too autistic to get the joke and parrot it seriously. At most people just saw some of those sequels as diffrent

>> No.5983739

>>5981792
I discovered a nes game called “8 eyes” two days ago on YouTube , which made me think of faxandu and castlevania 2.

Btw I recommend to you Battle of Olympus which is one of my childhood game, it was hard but the musics were so good, the aesthetics was original. I consider it as a hidden gem that most people may not appreciate to what it is despite the quality put inside for it’s time.

Ffs the last fucking retro tester I saw on YouTube playing to that game was saying only bad things like it’s too difficult and death punishing too much and he was also shit talking about the musics. Am I the only one to appreciate that game?

>> No.5983743

>>5981689
It was the first Zelda game I had, too. I remember hating it when I got it in the early 90s, but I was 7 or so and shitty at video games. It's not my favourite Zelda, but it's good

>> No.5983938

>>5981783
If that's how ten-year olds type, most of 4chan could take a lesson. Capitalization and punctuation won't kill you Facebook niggers.

>> No.5983941
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>>5982871
>>5983116
You're both right, and wrong. Basically, as soon as LttP came around, the opinion changed. Zelda 2 went from "that action filled sequel to Zelda 1" to "that weird outlier" since LttP was Zelda 1: But Bigger™(and easier). Link's Awakening would be more of the same, so the narrative started to form that Zelda 2 was everything: a misstep, the black sheep, the one that didn't count, etc.

It isn't helped that even by standards of its time (not even "Zelda standards"), Zelda 2 is designed for an experienced gamer. Enemies don't drop health refills: they (on a count), MAY drop magic refills. A person who doesn't like that choice will view Life as the only worthwhile spell, and never use magic except to heal. Which is ironic, since Zelda 2's US rebalancing with its EXP point levels are designed to help a player's survivbility by default.
>first level is Health, for more defense
>second level is Magic, meaning spells have lower cost and you can do them more often
>third level is Attack, to make killing enemies more efficient, and the process starts again

Pic related: EGM magazine, 1998.

>> No.5983958

>>5981663
this. it also got memed as a black sheep, alongside castlevania II and smb2, which contributes to the myth of it being unpopular.

>> No.5984096

>>5983704
It's funny because AVGN predates youtube before zoomers roamed the internet

>> No.5984126

>>5983696
Final Fantasy 3 is still a lot of fun though, I don't know if FF2's age is necessarily a factor here.

FF1 is also a blast if you don't mind the bugs (or play the less buggy Wonderswan or Playstation ports)

>>5983739
I picked up 8 Eyes at a random pawn shop in Kentucky for $2 about four or five years ago and yes, it's a lot of fun. Underrated gem. Being able to control the bird with the second controller is a fun mechanic.

>> No.5984130

>>5984126
Fuck off freak

>> No.5984185

>>5981641
>>5982813
>>5982871
>Parroting same "redpilled" opinion.
Pottery.

You'd know the truth if you took time to play it yourself.

>> No.5984192

Storytime. As a kid I played my brother in law's copy. It seemed odd but it was also exciting and fun to play. He and all my friends liked it we realized it was different but we still played it. I didn't know anyone who beat it without Nintendo power or guides though.

>> No.5984276 [DELETED] 

>>5981639
dilate

>> No.5984303

>>5984192
I got through most of the game without a guide, but I eventually used one towards the end. I hadn't played in a long time, and I thought I already completed the invisible palace (you need the flute to make it appear), but I guess I didn't save or maybe died on the boss. So after I got to the Great Palace and saw it was still locked, I didn't know where to go. Used a guide to find the hidden palace again, then read about how to beat the Great Palace too. Otherwise I found stuff on my own. Was great, just spent countless hours as a kid wandering around the map until I finally figured out where to go.

>> No.5984361

>>5981639
Here's the timeline of events:
>Ocarina of Time comes out
>incredibly popular, brings in tons of casuals and new fans
>people get interested in older Zelda titles, so they either emulate or grab them used
>Zelda 2 stands out as being notably different in structure, as well as much harder
>"WOW THIS GAME NOT SAME THING, ME NO BEAT IT! IT SUCK! ZELDA 2 BAD!"
And there you have it. Although most people never even got as far as playing it and just form this opinion because some blog writer told them the same story.

>>5982679
Probably my biggest legitimate gripe with the game, apart from Death Mountain being so brutal. The hit detection on some attacks is absolutely fucked. Trying to get a hit to register on the unshielded top or bottom of an ironknuckle is so frustrating that you're better off just using the jump attack trick to cheese them to death.

>> No.5984392

Who hates Zelda 2? It’s a great game

>> No.5984502

>>5982813
The second game was often the one where developers experimented with new ideas, not all of which worked out in the end. And looking back retrospectively, once the style of a franchise has been established, it's easy to see the experimental one as an anomaly rather than part of the evolution.

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>>5983941
Your post is going completely ignored lmao. This thread reminds me of those Starwars Prequel defenders. They don't want to admit people disliked their favorite movie so they come up with a billion different excuses and act like they're being victimized. When someone brings up and old article proving the "hate" wasn't some modern phenomenon inspired by youtubers they ignore it and keep living in their fantasy world so they can feed their retarded persecution complex. Most people don't "hate" it anyway, they just don't think its a 10 out of 10. But because these idiots internalized the game as being apart of their personal identity they get so riled up.

Heres an image for people trying to blame AVGN for people disliking their favorite game.

>> No.5984812

>>5981639
No one hates Zelda 2 and I don't know why Zelda 2 fanboys think so. Yeah it doesn't get discussed as much as others but that doesn't mean people hate it. Fuck this shit applies to every sequel slightly different so fucking SICK of you losers thinking everyone hates it because it's different and you're ohhhhh sooooo enlightened for liking a game EVERYONE LIKES fucking Christ SHUT UP!

>> No.5984828

>>5984542
>One IGN review from some literally who vs. a video by some sperg with a massive fanbase that takes his opinion as gospel
We’re totally like Prequel defenders and that isn’t a false equivalency at all.

>> No.5984860

>>5984828
It was just an example you bitch baby.
>>5984812
Based and redpilled.

>> No.5985196
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>>5984542
Another image: Nintendo Power's "top 100 games" list from their 100th issue (August 1997) puts Zelda 2 at #36 on the list-- substantionally lower than the other three Zelda titles (Link's Awakening sits at #12, and the first game #11), and even the blurb from Nintendo's own shill rag has to mention "opinions differ on this one".

>> No.5985212

>>5983958
And like... of all the "terrible twos", I actually think Zelda 2, Mario 2, and Metroid 2 are just as good as any other game in their respective series.

Now, Castlevania 2 is a hard game to defend. I enjoyed it, I even played through it twice but it really is a deeply flawed game.

>> No.5985823

>>5981639
Because it's the most fundamentally different title out of the entire series, and despite what you've been told for years, humans are creatures of habit and tend to dislike stuff that ends up being too different. Hell, the American Super Mario Bros. 2 (the one that was recycled from Doki Doki Panic!) is a lot more similar to the original Super Mario Bros. than Zelda 2 is to the original Zelda, and it's still hated. There are other reasons at play in that case, sure, but it further goes to show that people don't tend to welcome changes that are too radical, and the fact that Super Mario Bros. 3 and ALttP were both closer to the original SMB and Zelda respectively clearly shows.
Another popular example, which is however not retro, is with the first three Devil May Cry games.
With all that said, I still didn't like Zelda 2 even after giving it a honest, open minded try. I'm OK with change, but it has to be for the better, and Zelda 2 was not.

>> No.5985826

>>5985823
>the first three Devil May Cry games.
you mean the first two real ones
>not retro
hurr

>> No.5985831

>>5985826
>hurr
I know what you mean, and I agree. I just wanted to avoid autists jumping at me for their mere mention.

>> No.5985918

>>5985212
Your existence is a very flawed game. I’d be lying however if I said I didn’t enjoy it. ;)

>> No.5987823

>>5985196
As an aside, who the hell formatted this page? What little I know about graphic design is being slapped in the dick here.

Was NP always this weird about formatting or was this just a one-time? I was a dumb kid so I didn't know any better.

>> No.5987843

>>5981795
The NPC portraits were about as weird looking as the folks in Oblivion. Come to think of it, Oblivion kinda felt like "Faxanadu but in 3D".

>> No.5988257

>>5981792
Not NES, but you might want to check out the first Shantae game on gameboy.

>> No.5988539

>tfw no Princess Sevenleaf gf

>> No.5988547

>>5985212
>Castlevania 2 is a hard game to defend

It's only hard to defend because the people who debase it have not only never played it are just content to repeat someone else's opinion till they're blue in the face. Arguing with these people is an exercise in futility.

>> No.5988728

>>5982672
Popful Mail.

>> No.5988731

>>5982813
FFII arguably deserves it

>> No.5989707

>>5982672
Just some tranny whore who like to shit the place up with his psycho shit

>> No.5989758

>>5989707
...wat

>> No.5989796

>>5988547
I beat CV2 as a teenager. It's not a very good game.

You, on the other hand, are blind in your defense of the game.

>> No.5989832

>>5984361
>The hit detection on some attacks is absolutely fucked.
Learn to play, zoom-zoom-zoomer.

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>>5989758

>> No.5989897

>>5989849
>using plebbit "memes"
no u

>> No.5990197

>>5989897
>being a plebbit meme
>thinking plebbit ever had any oc evar
wew lad

>> No.5990215

Only Westerners hate Zelda II. They were too retarded to play console RPGs back then and only retroactively hated it when LttP came out.

>> No.5990221

>>5982167
AVGN did nothing wrong

>> No.5990225

>>5982167
>>5990221
The duality of man.

>> No.5990349

>>5990225
>two underage bitches disagree
>The duality of man
tip

>> No.5990351

>>5981639
Let me suck on your tranny toes.

>> No.5990361

>>5985196
>Metroid 2 ranked higher than the original

>> No.5990701

>>5989832
Your sword can literally make pixel-over-pixel contact with the helmet of a darknut without its shield raised and not register as a hit.

>> No.5991058

>>5983958
>smb2
The *established every important character in the franchise* Mario 2?

>> No.5991090

>>5989897
Thats an image macro kid. But you're right, wouldve been a better post if he ironically said the word epic fifteen times