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This guy walks up to you and demands you tell him the greatest retro videogame mankind has ever produced. Which game do you give him?

>> No.5292354

DKC1

>> No.5292358
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>> No.5292381

Should be Ms Pac-man if you don't want the whole planet nuked

>> No.5292384

Doom

>> No.5292392

>>5292345
Quite frankly it is Heroes 3.

>> No.5292403

He'd be happy to know it's Doom.

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>>5292345

>> No.5292416

>>5292345
Mortal Kombat for the Sega Genesis

>> No.5292423

Undertale

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>> No.5292706

Ballblazer

>> No.5292837

“Nice dress faggot”

>> No.5292843

>>5292430
Quality

>> No.5292847

>>5292345
Gunstar Heroes.

>> No.5292861

Naked Headless Mario Fights the Dick Nazis

>> No.5292883

Harvest Moon its a wonderful Life

>> No.5292897

>>5292345
Mario Paint

>> No.5292907

>>5292345
MDK 1

>> No.5292912

Doom

>> No.5293001

>>5292907
Oh fuck I totally forgot about this game

>> No.5293036

>>5292345
Bible Games

>> No.5293182

Fortnite

>> No.5293201

Final Fantasy III (NES)

>> No.5293213

Tetris

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>>5292345

>> No.5293219

Street Fighter II. Changed the world forever and still amazing today.

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>>5292345
Crazy Taxi, duh

>> No.5293314

>>5293308
Based and flyforawhiteguypilled

>> No.5293348

>>5292345
I tell him to check youtube like all the other people his age

>> No.5293406

super metroid

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>>5292345
Sinistar

>> No.5293857

>>5292345
tetris

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mario party

>> No.5293901

Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden

>> No.5293908

>>5292345
A copy of the Orange box

>> No.5293910

Beat 'em and eat' em

>> No.5293954
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Majora's Mask
>implying Jesus wouldn't personally approve of the whole three days to redeem the world motif

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This gem right here, arcade version though.

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>>5292345

>> No.5294539

Super 3D Noah's Ark

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>>5292345

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>>5292345

>> No.5294654

"Jesus, I don't know what the best retro game even is, but it sure as shit isn't Doom or Blood."

>> No.5294697

>>5292403
I think it would be this. A genuine good game that was impactful, and the uplifting message of fighting Hell's legions.

>> No.5296335

Super Mario Bros 2

>> No.5296339

Well first I’d murder him for putting through this hell hole know as life. Then I would through chrono trigger on his disgusting rotting corpse.

>> No.5296367

Link to the Past or Metal Slug 3

>> No.5297964

>>5296339
*tips fedora*

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>>5292345

>> No.5298597

>>5292345
Polybius

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>>5292345
Tell me, Jesus. What can change the nature of a man?

>> No.5298771

Why isn't "Belief" an answer?

>> No.5300767

>>5292345
I drop to my knees and don't look up because I am unworthy of His presence.

>> No.5300840

>>5292345
Say video games mean nothing when there is salvation.

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>> No.5301464

>>5294697
"Well, is not that fun if you already did it in real life, anon."

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>>5300840
>Jesus asks you a question
>you question him

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>>5301849
And? We're all sinners anyway. The real issue here is anyway that according to Lutheran faith we cannot be granted salvation only by good works (for example by agreeing with Jesus on every account and not questioning him when he asks about video games). It is important to understand the principles of sola fide and sola gratia if you really want to have a meaningful discussion about this.

Anyway my pick would be StarCraft.

>> No.5302197

>>5302182
Implying you would be able to control yourself in such a circumstance
>jesus comes to you
>instantly, you are blinded by white light
>you drop down on your knees, unable to control your body or senses
>you start tearing up
>a godly aura embraces you
>a deep voice shakes the earth
>ANON, WHY IS THY FAVORITE RETRO GAME

>> No.5302205

>>5302197
>ANON, THE N64 HAS NO GAMES

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Sega Bass Fishing cause Jesus is represented by "Fish!!"

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>>5302230

Keeper Size!

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>>5293406
this