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Spray painted blue hedgehog with sneakers doing loopdeloops while fighting a bald, obese, middle-aged doctor.

>> No.2653115
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2653115

Spray painted orange bandicoot with sneakers and pants doing spins while fighting a bald, skinny, middle-aged doctor.

>> No.2653126
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2653126

Mass Effect, but better.

>> No.2653141
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2653141

Fat kid unleashes alien horror and you have to clean up mess he makes along the way.

>> No.2653147
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2653147

Worm finds a super suit, now he's a superhero.

Wait, that's the actual plot of the game.

>> No.2653162
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2653162

4 homeless bums travel around the world to collect 4 magic marbles in order to save said world

>> No.2653176

Crime lord decides to hold fighting tournament for entertainment. All the participants are out to justice/revenge on him. Except that one dude who is just martial arts.

>> No.2653180
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2653180

canabalt with a gun

>> No.2653197

Mother joins forces with her children to kill their leprechaun father.

>> No.2653256

Boy finds bee in crater, bee tells him that the world will be destroyed by a giant fetus-thing in 10 years.

>> No.2653291

>>2653109
You're a fantastically bearded hero in a fantasy world were dwarves drop bread.

>> No.2653891

Trigger-happy space marine runs fast whilst unleashing plasma on bloody hellspawn, then returns to Earth to do it again.

>> No.2654018

>>2653109
Uncle gets drunk and wanders out in the rain, falls down a hole. When I track him down he gives me a sword and tells me to go fuck the po-lice

>> No.2654037

>>2654018
I actually laughed a bit.

>> No.2654045

In order to rescue your friend's sibling you must abuse an infant.

>> No.2654057

A painted-blue Tron guy sent to stop mad haircuts with his arm gun while recieving new guns from terrible cosplaying robots

>> No.2654103

A young teen chases a nuclear frog down a hole, finds a space-suit and a tank, and then starts killing things for no reason.

>> No.2654117
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2654117

Random country redneck boy beta who talks about dragons a lot really wants to fuck his step sister. She learns she is special, he wants to fuck her even more.

>> No.2654123

>>2653162
Final Fantasy?

>> No.2654149

>>2654117
I thought Alex had kinda uncomfortable attraction to Luna, while she secretly had hots for him that she didn't reveal until the end of the game?

>> No.2654184

>>2653109
Unbeatable game with artificial difficulty, bad controls, limited continues and no saves. Beaten by literally every teenager in the 80's

>> No.2654197

>>2654117
Not going to lie; this game made me legitimately sad on the first playthrough.

>> No.2654205

you are 4 people and kill goblins and shit and dragons and stuff

>> No.2654331
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2654331

A blue-haired dragon boy travels with an angel girl with various furries on a quest to kill God.

>> No.2654332

Boy's pet frog becomes giant mutant and runs away. Boy proceeds to go after it in a fucking tank

>> No.2654381

Old man in cardboard knight cosplay tries to save a woman from that one boss from Soul Calibur

>> No.2654431

A malformed kid punches animals in the face with his gigantic hand just so he can eat a burger.

>> No.2654531

A rabbit a frog a falcon and a fox are genetically modified and sent on a b.s. Mission to kill a bearded monkey head with floating hands because the rebel squadron was busy

>> No.2654553
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2654553

A failure of a pacifist gets blamed for everything ever while his friend becomes royalty.

>> No.2654569
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2654569

A computer has a case of the Mondays.

>> No.2654573
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2654573

Guy who forgot stuff rides big steel person and kills god

>> No.2654635
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2654635

Back in my day we had this game where you were a yellow circle. You ate dots and were chased by ghosts.

>> No.2654640

A boy travels around with his anthropomorphic, hopping, white glob of shit whom he feeds candy to in order to transform into useless items

>> No.2654646

Little round guy goes around eating people alive, usually for no just reason.

>> No.2654685

>>2654646
Kirby.

>> No.2654761

10 year old children use animals to fight in tournaments and arenas.

>> No.2654767

>>2654640
A boy and his blob
>>2654761
Pokemon
>>2654635
Taxman

>> No.2654783

>>2654332
>>2654381
Ok, somebody better explain these two me, because they sound awesome.

>> No.2654790

>>2654783
When I think of old man and knight I get reminded of Ghosts and Goblins.

>> No.2654828

>>2654790
This is correct. There's a dude in Soul Calibur who has a mouth in his stomach like Astaroth does so that was that.

>> No.2655898

>>2654184
Castlevania?

>> No.2655930
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2655930

Suicide Helpline: The Game

>> No.2655971

>>2654783
First is Blaster Master

>> No.2655980

Huuuuh, the water chip.

>> No.2656012

>>2655971
Thanks. I think I figured it the second one just now.
Ghouls n Ghosts

>> No.2656140

>>2653176
Tekken or Street Fighter

>> No.2656143

You play as a shitty @ fighting letters and trying to collect all of the : and trying to go down every >

>> No.2656762

>>2656143
Dorf, please...

>> No.2656789

Dude, like you have these army guys and you gotta run around and shoot all the other sides army guys, but you keep dying cus it's cheap as fuck so they keep giving you new recruits to kill the other sides guys with. Then at the end of each level everyone who survives gets a promotion and all the dead guys get graves.

Also the snipers have fucking bazookas.

>> No.2656794

>>2656789
Cannon Fodder
Good game.

>> No.2657108

You travel through time to stop an sphincter-headed asteroid from causing the apocalypse

>> No.2657110

You try to get your pilot's license and somehow get recruited to fight terrorists

>> No.2657161

A ninja receives the news that his father got killed, proceeds to get killed by birds over and over

>> No.2657361

>>2654184
Mario 1

>> No.2657374

>>2657108

C Triggs!

>> No.2657381

World gets inverted by some gay looking dude and a bimbo causing an apocalypse of sorts. Afterwords you become a demon and wander around and fight other demons.

>> No.2657636

You're an oversized lizard who uses his own excrement to save a toddler from a scaly child molester.

>> No.2657646

>>2656762
It's rogue

>> No.2657681

>>2657361
Mario had infinite continues. Go back to playing what youtubers tell you to, youngfag.

>> No.2657818

>>2654828
Did you mean Nightmare or Inferno? Astaroth had his heart on the outside but no mouths on his stomach.

>> No.2658563
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2658563

>>2653291

>> No.2658619

It's a top-down game where the focus is on exploring and acquiring items in order to progress. The NPCs provide vaguely Engrish advice in order to bypass a section where you can go through a maze with infinite screens. Burning things and using bombs to make new paths are encouraged.

It's also not Zelda.

>> No.2658626

>>2653291
Well, they call them dwarves, but we know better.

>> No.2658640

>>2658619
zelda

>> No.2658647

>>2654103
>Japanese space adventure where you drive around on an alien planet
>THIS WON'T FLY ON THE AMERICAN MARKET
>MAKE THE MC AN AMERICAN SCHOOL KID WITH A PET FROG
Fuck NoA.

>> No.2658651

>>2655898
>>2657361
There are literally hundreds of games that fit the criteria and some how you both managed to pick something that doesn't. Did you misread and google for "unlimited continues" or something?

>> No.2658659

A bird hops around the entire world (and some of space) in order to get his picture in the newspaper.

>> No.2658669

>>2653891
Doom 1+2
>>2654057
Mayga Man
>>2654205
All 4-man party based cRPGs ever.
>>2654431
Alex Kidd
>>2654531
Star Rabbit
>>2657636
Yoshi's Yoshi 2: the Yoshening

>> No.2658671

>>2658619
Goonies 2?

>> No.2658672

>>2658671
Wait shit, top-down.

>> No.2658676

You fucked up real bad when you pulled that sword out of the stone.

>> No.2658682

It's like that movie Commando, until it turns into that movie Aliens.

>> No.2658683

>>2658682
Contra

>> No.2658698

a schoolgirl runs from a retard until everyone dies.

>> No.2658708

>>2658698
Does the retard have the schoolgirl confused for his own daughter?

>> No.2658714

>>2657681
>>2658651

If you knew the AB code it did

>> No.2658746

>>2658714
If you knew the A code you could get Mario to jump into the air as well!

>> No.2658951

You're a plumber who doesn't wear a tie

>> No.2659009

>>2658951
Plumbers Don't Wear Ties :^)

>> No.2659032

>>2658708
no. the retard is a child.

>> No.2659221

>>2659032
Clock Tower?

>> No.2659528

>>2658619
Metal Gear.

>> No.2659534

>>2659221
correct

>> No.2659541

>>2658676
Secret of mana

>> No.2659687

>>2659009
John the plumber wears a tie

>> No.2659804 [SPOILER] 
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2659804

You suck planets dry of all life and minerals as you go around the galaxy fighting off crystal assholes and doing fetch quests to beat a bunch of caterpillars.

>> No.2659819

You are a girl that can morph into a spaceship. Also sellers look like blue emoticons of the 90's

>> No.2660869

>>2659804
>caterpillars
huh? what Caterpillars? I thought the ur-quan were spiders or something.

>> No.2660939

>>2660869
They're big worms. The part on the screen is just their head and some tentacles hanging upside down.

>> No.2660964

>>2653176
Jesus, Tekken does sound retarded

>> No.2660965

>>2654569
I have no mouth and I must scream. Cool filename, by the way.

>> No.2660967

>>2658951
Mario

>> No.2660982

In an unsurprising manner, an Italian becomes irrationally angry, so much so that he uses his weight to crush turtles and other living beings all while bashing his head against bricks. The only thing that can end this stereotypical rage is to bust a nut in his girlfriend, who keeps fleeing to other locales to avoid the coming hate sex.

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2661106

An alien fails its biology class.

>> No.2661146
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2661146

a trio of unemployed hotheads so incompetent they got fired from the police force before they even graduated from the academy who go around assaulting random people with drainpipes and eating food straight from trash cans without a second thought

>> No.2661154

>>2660982
>all that edge
chill out, homes.

>> No.2661160

>>2658563
Right on the money, fellas in the last two threads didn't get it.

>> No.2661659 [SPOILER] 
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2661659

You lazily pace through a desolate LSD-inspired town, occasionally clicking some buttons, until you win by taking an angry villain's pants off.

>> No.2661695

>>2661659
Best point and click game in existence right there.

The soundtrack is god-tier

>> No.2661728

>>2653256
half life? or chrono trigger?

>> No.2661841

>>2660939
>>2660869
>>2659804
Hey, I didn't know they did this Q&A! I'm about 30 minutes in and it's pretty cool, lots of cool stuff I didn't know about, like how they made the planets rotate and program the AI and such: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Napx0MjivCM

>> No.2661969

>>2653256
>>2661728
It's earthbound. When in either Half-Life or Chrono Trigger do you meet a bee, who plays a part in progressing the plot?

>> No.2662025

>>2661146
I think that actually would have been a good game if it played out as literally as this.