/hhg/ - Handholding General due to unpopular demand

[Anonymous No.10936831]

>Links
Retro sizer https://retrosizer.com/
Retro handhelds spreadsheet https://pastebin.com/ZyqXr19r
SoC Comparison https://versus.com/en/mobile-chipset

>Where to buy
Aliexpress, gogamegeek, litnxt, keepretro, mechdiy, Anbernic/Retroid official websites

>Best Brands
Retroid (Well built, powerful, but $100-200 range), Anbernic (Balanced price, power and build quality, avoid the RG Nano), Powkiddy (Cheap, low quality builds, interesting shapes), Miyoo (One hit wonder), TrimUI: (Good build quality, shitty software, good price).

>What do I buy
Post your preferences: Money (20$ - 300$), Shape (horizontal, vertical, clamshell, square), Pocketable or not, OS (Linux, Android, Both), Systems (Pre PSX is 8, 16, and 32-bit eras, PSX with extras, Dreamcast and N64, PSP and DS, PS2 and GC/Wii capable)

>Recommended devices
Prices depend on when and where you buy.
- Retroid Pocket 4 (200$, horizontal, 4.7" 16:9 Screen, up to PS2/GC, android)
- RG556 (180$, horizontal, 5.8" 16:9 OLED Screen, up to PS2/GC, android)
- Retroid Pocket 2S (100$, horizontal, 3.5" 4:3 Screen, can play some PS2/GC, android, pocketable)
- Powkiddy RGB30/RGB20SX (90$, horizontal, 4" 1:1 Screen, PSX with extras, linux, pocketable)
- Trimui Smart Pro (60$, horizontal, 5" 16:9 Screen, PSX with extras, linux)
- Anbernic RG 35XX Plus (60$, 3.5" 4:3 Screen, PSX with extras, linux, pocketable)
- Miyoo mini plus (60$, 3.5" 4:3 Screen, PSX with extras, linux, pocketable)
- R36S (50$, vertical, 4:3 screen, PSX with extras, linux, pocketable)

>Things I need to know
- Handhelds come with low quality SD cards. Back them up, throw them away, buy new ones.
- It takes some tinkering, specially linux devices. You better have bare basic desktop knowledge on how to unzip files and put them in folders. We are not here to teach you how.
- Overall quality of these products is very cheap.
- Reviewers get free handhelds, caveat emptor.

>Previous Thread
>>10931110

[Anonymous No.10936838]

Top discussions include the Odin 2 Mini fucking up the d-pad placement entirely making it a piece of shit poorman's Vita, and how the Anbernic RG35XX SP battery is a ticking timebomb with how it's exposed to the main chip. After all of these months/a year of waiting for these clamshell SP clones they're all cancelled/flawed.

[Anonymous No.10936843]

Threadly reminder about new open agb firm border support

[Anonymous No.10936846]

>>10936838
sp sisters... did we lose?

[Anonymous No.10936850]

>>10936846
There is 0 proof that the battery placement is a problem

[Anonymous No.10936851]

>>10936843
I just used the mGBA core for this back when it was relevant. But now I don't use my 3DS at all.

[Anonymous No.10936856]

>>10936851
There is no way that was anywhere near full speed. Open agb firm is on the other hand always relevant because it's native GBA mode, not emulation, therefore it's literally perfect.

[Anonymous No.10936859]

>>10936846
I'm sure it'd be the easiest "mod"/fix to just put some heat absorbing material in that huge fucking empty space, they likely only have that huge gap because they were lazy with their solution for how the battery would attach to the PCB, going with a cable instead of a proper soldered strip that a normal phone battery would just click into/against. Still concerning though, and we have no idea how long the hinges will last with time. Give it four months or so before buying one yourself to let other people test them out and give their unpaid opinions.

[Anonymous No.10936863]

>>10936843
As a sprite artist from twenty years ago, that e in Nintendo bothers me so much. But it's still infinitely superior to...whatever the fuck THIS is.

[Anonymous No.10936865]

>>10936850
>there's no proof
Using the battery as a heatsink has never been good practice, explicitly because it increases strain on the cell and can lead to premature failure. Just because it hasn't happened within the first 2 days of release doesn't mean there's no cause for concern.

>>10936856
>There is no way that was anywhere near full speed.
You underestimate the N3DS. It worked just fine back when I used it, but like I said I've moved on as most people have.

[Anonymous No.10936871]

>>10936856
>>10936865
Doesn't the 3DS natively emulate GBA titles flawlessly, they just made the feature exclusive to "Ambassadors"?

[Anonymous No.10936872]

>>10936865
Anon I have an N3DS XL, I know that the GBA emulation on it is dogshit unless you are fine with 15% of the frames being dropped. I have a Steam Deck and a nonbinary GameXir for my phone but I still use the N3DS for that native GBA mode. It might be placebo but I feel like I can feel the nolag on the 3DS compared to emulation.

[Anonymous No.10936874]

>>10936843
Looks like shit, my dude.

[Anonymous No.10936875]

>>10936871
Ambassador VC titles, custom VC titles, and open_agb_firm all play GBA games natively on the 3DS.

[Anonymous No.10936876]

>>10936871
Yes, it is native and was exclusive to ambassadors, but you could make your own ROM injects for years. The problem with that was that the brightness is stuck on some medium setting and there is no way to extract the saves, plus you have to make a separate fucking inject for each game.
open_agb_firm on the other hand allows you to pick from a list of roms, you can access your save files, adjust the brightness during play, and you can use a border when in 1:1 scaling mode

[Anonymous No.10936878]

>>10936874
Use another border then

[Anonymous No.10936879]

>>10936872
It could be placebo, 3DS has about 16ms more latency than real hardware due to framebuffer capture. An emulator can have the same latency as that but only if it's correctly configured.

[Anonymous No.10936880]

>>10936871
It does, but it's inconvenient to make 20+ injects when you can just drop a folder of ROMs on your SD card.

>>10936872
Skill issue, sounds like.

[Anonymous No.10936881]

>>10936850
Yeah man, who says it’s dangerous to dump all the heat a processor generates into a lithium battery? It’s fine.

[Anonymous No.10936883]

>>10936880
>It does, but it's inconvenient to make 20+ injects when you can just drop a folder of ROMs on your SD card.
open_agb_firm is just as native and you can pick a rom file from a directory on your SD card

[Anonymous No.10936884]

>>10936881
It doesn't touch the battery, that's fake news. There's space between them, and air is an excellent insulator.

[Anonymous No.10936886]

>>10936884
With a brand new battery, maybe.

[Anonymous No.10936887]

It's been a while since anybody reported a broken screen ... China is evolving.

[Anonymous No.10936892]

>>10936883
Yeah I'm sure it's great. But I don't use my 3DS anymore.

[Anonymous No.10936893]

>>10936887
This could very well be due to dirty fingers during assembly, I've had one chinkheld with similar issues, disconnected and cleaned the connection, and it worked perfect since. But even if cleaning and re-inserting the screen's connection doesn't work, Miyoo is good for one thing and that's replacing screens.

[Anonymous No.10936896]

Hold on everyone, I got an idea.
Miyoo next release should be a home console.
Literally everyone loves Onion OS, take out the cost of the screen and battery, they cold sell it like hotcakes.
If it had a couple of USB ports, wifi and bluetooth I'd certainly buy one.

[Anonymous No.10936905]

>>10936896
could work if they provided the hdmi cable.

[Anonymous No.10936907]

>>10936896
Plug and play shit is dead and done with now, especially with mini PCs being the size of a fat USB stick and out performing phones that can wirelessly/bluetooth connect whatever Xbox or PlayStation controllers you already own.

[Anonymous No.10936910]

>>10936896
Literally no point unless the system can physically play at least real GB/GBC/GBA family cartridges, which I have no faith in Miyoo being able to do.

[Anonymous No.10936913]

>>10936838
Where was the battery located in the Gameboy Advance SP?

[Anonymous No.10936916]

They should have made an Odin 2 Flip instead. The Mini seems like it pleases no one at that price, not even Vita fanboys since the d-pad isn't on top.

[Anonymous No.10936920]

>>10936910
>play at least real GB/GBC/GBA family cartridges
No sane person gives a fuck about this

[Anonymous No.10936925]

>>10936920
>No sane person
Enter: the eternal anal logger.

[Anonymous No.10936929]

>>10936920
A debatable but still understandable position.

[Anonymous No.10936930]

>>10936843
Do yo've the github link?

[Anonymous No.10936934]

>>10936930
From the previous thread:
>You need the latest release of open agb firm and an IQ over 110 or so
>Release: github.com/profi200/open_agb_firm/releases/tag/alpha_2023-10-6
>Instructions: github.com/profi200/open_agb_firm?tab=readme-ov-file#setup
>Instructions for the border: github.com/profi200/open_agb_firm/issues/44#issuecomment-1674007705

[Anonymous No.10936939]

>>10936925
>sane
Let's be real there's an incredibly small chance of a sane person being in this thread

[Anonymous No.10936941]

>>10936910
What kind of homo pays for cartridges?

[Anonymous No.10936949]

>>10936838
>ticking timebomb
Oh my god it's not going to do shit, stop pretending you understand jackshit about hardware.

[Anonymous No.10936956]

>>10936920
GBA is so underrated it hurts me.

[Anonymous No.10936957]

>>10936905
Anybody living in a first world country already has 50 HDMI cables lying around their house going unused.

[Anonymous No.10936961]

>>10936910
>literally no point to a home console for connecting to a TV unless it can play all my handheld games
I wish I could explain to you just how retarded this sounds but I don't think you'd ever understand.

[Anonymous No.10936962]

>>10936956
Are you on fucking crack m8

[Anonymous No.10936971]

>>10936957
>Anybody living in a first world country
haha

[Anonymous No.10936972]

>>10935545
So is your reading comprehension garbage or is it one of those "I'm merely pretending to be retarded" things? Lets continue it in this thread I want you to keep wasting your time replying because I called your toy overpriced.

>>10935568
>RG405M
Ugly and only retards want to play anything beyond PSX on a tiny handheld screen.

>It's funny because out of all of Anbernic's RK3566 models the RG353M is the shittiest one.
Best handheld form factor and layout.

>>10935574
It's not overpriced at all, I got it on sale and it's their best device. Everything else feels worse, looks worse, or costs more and plays games I don't need to play. RG353M is perfection.

[Anonymous No.10936973]

>>10936962
Yes but what does that have to do with anything

[Anonymous No.10936975]

>>10936971
If you live in a poor shithole you don't belong on the internet. Log off and go till the fields.

[Anonymous No.10936976]

>>10936941
I'm sorry, but the general age of people on /vr/ grew up with and still own their cartridges from when they were kids, something before your time.

[Anonymous No.10936978]

>>10936973
No Nintendo handheld has ever been """underrated""" they're literally all monumental successes with millions of people across multiple generations with nostalgiaboners for them.

[Anonymous No.10936979]

>>10936949
With how warm the RG35XX-H and New RG35XX get playing DreamCast, N64, or PSP, the battery placement of the RG35XXSP is going to fucking FRY that chip that's 4 mm away from it.

[Anonymous No.10936981]

>>10936976
Nice LARP but people who still own their childhood carts play them on the original hardware instead of going in threads about emulation devices and talking about hypothetical Chinesium consoles to play them on.

[Anonymous No.10936986]

>>10936979
>DreamCast, N64, or PSP
Oh sorry I forgot there were retards that buy these 2D console devices to play shit that has no business on a 3 inch screen.
>b-but muh PSP
I wouldn't play that shit on any screen ever made.

[Anonymous No.10936987]

>>10936972
>Lets continue it in this thread
Holy fucking shit, can you not? With everything to discuss about the current handhelds releasing, there is no room for you to throw your little impotent tantrum and continue shit that's already been laid to rest, you unsupervised little snot-nosed spergalerg.

[Anonymous No.10936989]

>>10936949
I'm saving this for future reference shill-sama.

[Anonymous No.10936992]

>>10936981
I'm sorry, you'll have to link me to where I can buy that GBA-to-HDMI cable for my modern television that was made back in 2001. I never heard of it until you claiming it fucking existed just now!

[Anonymous No.10936994]

>>10936987
>t-tantrum
Nah that's you because I called your toy overpriced. I'm laughing and will enjoy shitting up another thread full of you autists because you lack the self control to ignore me. :^)

>and continue shit that's already been laid to rest
Says who? Because you got the last word? Sorry I don't live on 4chan. I eat sleep and go outside. Not my fault the thread started fresh while I was away.

>you unsupervised little snot-nosed spergalerg.
lol you're so emotional.

[Anonymous No.10936995]

Is this card safe to use? Came with my V90, I thought they only shipped with unbranded ones.

[Anonymous No.10936997]

>>10936994
Stop being gay.

[Anonymous No.10936998]

>>10936992
>you don't understand I NEED to play gba on a modern TV!!!!!
>wh-what's a gamecube? what's a gameboy player attachment? j-just kidding haha I t-totally grew up with those brb gotta go check eba-I-I mean go to the bathroom haha!

[Anonymous No.10937001]

>>10936976
I'm not a hoarder so no I don't.

[Anonymous No.10937004]

>>10936995
>unbranded
If it's not a samsung or a sandisk it's unbranded.

>>10937001
Maybe if you made better decisions in life you'd afford a house and have room to keep things instead of never owning anything and coping with it by using the hoarder buzzword.

[Anonymous No.10937005]

>>10936981
I can't connect any if my original hardware to my tv though, unless I hook up my GameCube and GBA Player and suffer the rancid anti-aliasing the GameCube outputs? Even the Super Game Boy on the SNES looks better than the fucking shit the GameCube does thanks to this AA shit being incompatable with hidef tvs. I just wanna play my GameBoy games on my big screen, clean and clear.
I'd rather have a little plug n play console that I can just insert a game into and play on my tv without all the setup, bulk, cables, and shit output.

[Anonymous No.10937006]

>>10936997
Cry.

[Anonymous No.10937007]

>>10937005
Nice purse.

[Anonymous No.10937009]

>>10936986
>IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THE PSP GAMES MAKE IT EXPLODE, I DON'T LIKE PSP GAMES ANYWAY
This is literally you

[Anonymous No.10937013]

>>10937004
Your amiibo and funko pop glass display tower must be really badass.

[Anonymous No.10937014]

>>10937007
Thanks, it protects my childhood GBA which I only fixed last year from any new dust or damage. As a retarded child I thought it would be cool to make my GBA yellow by... spray painting it yellow. At least I had the smarts to fucking dismantle it first and not gunk up all the hardware.

[Anonymous No.10937015]

I stop posting for a few hours and the thread goes to shit. Why are you attacking each other instead of reviewers?

Here's the Cube.

[Anonymous No.10937016]

>>10936995
https://h2testw.en.lo4d.com/windows

[Anonymous No.10937018]

>>10936986
>IT'S NOT GOING TO DO SHIT
>UNLESS YOU PLAY ANY OF THE TOP THREE SYSTEMS IT IS ADVERTISED FOR PLAYING BUT WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THAT????
More of your insights, I beg of you.

[Anonymous No.10937019]

>>10937005
That's because they're meant to play on a handheld screen larper. People who grew up with those games don't need them on a TV. Nice ebay haul though.

[Anonymous No.10937021]

>>10936987
>can you not???!
Jesus Christ, I hate millennialspeak so much.

[Anonymous No.10937024]

>>10937019
>claiming someone is larping as someone who owns cartridges while replying to a picture of their cartridges
That's impressively retarded.

[Anonymous No.10937023]

>>10937009
Even if your image wasn't a sad /pol/tard incel meme it wouldn't even logically apply to me and my alpha giga chad tastes that dictate what is good and bad in a game system.
I'm sorry but my word is law and I do not take others' opinions into consideration. If I don't care about PSP then PSP is irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.10937030]

Unironically 3many5me unsupervised zoomies shitting the place up at the moment, is summer vacation out for them already? I'll come back later when people have actual handhelds to discuss and aren't just shitposting for attention.

[Anonymous No.10937031]

>be zoomer
>see epic youtuber talk about retro games
>buy them for markup on ebay
>post to /vr/ and pretend you grew up with them
>post epic reddit memes if anyone questions you

[Anonymous No.10937032]

>>10937023
you tell him sis!

[Anonymous No.10937035]

>>10937023
>Even if your image wasn't a sad /pol/tard incel meme
Don't tell me you are an actual feminist.

[Anonymous No.10937038]

>>10937013
Your roach-infested one bedroom apartment with no washing machine must be really stinky.

[Anonymous No.10937042]

>>10937015
Children fresh from /v/ after the recent RG35XXSP thread who don't appreciate that different shit is tolerated from board-to-board, so they post here the only way they know how to post.

[Anonymous No.10937047]

>>10937032
>>10937035
YWNTAW

[Anonymous No.10937049]

>>10937023
(S)he said them! (S)he said all three of the meme words! SLAAAAY, SISTER! You both fit right in and stand above the rest!

[Anonymous No.10937053]

>>10937023
Unironic autism mindset

[Anonymous No.10937054]

>>10937042
As far as I know these threads have always been filled with retards.

[Anonymous No.10937056]

>>10937049
You're acting very emotional.

[Anonymous No.10937057]

>>10937023
>>10937047
Literal child not understanding why the shit he learned to parrot from /v/ isn't accepted off of /v/. It's like a child wandering into a bar, being asked why he's in a bar, so he nervously freezes before flossing and pretending he "owned" all the adults there. Fucking pathetic.

[Anonymous No.10937059]

>>10937023
This guy's a prime candidate for a permaban off of /vr/ just to clean this shit up.

[Anonymous No.10937060]

>>10937047
Shoo shoo and have sex.

[Anonymous No.10937062]

>>10937053
>>10937057
Every reply you give me only strengthens the reality of my alpha male status. You cannot ignore me. I run this thread now.

[Anonymous No.10937067]

What was the point of a new thread if nobody's fucking discussing handhelds at all in the new thread? It's just children fucking pissing and shitting on each other in boredom.

[Anonymous No.10937068]

>>10937059
>>10937060
Seethe harder.

[Anonymous No.10937071]

>>10937068
Literally you. You need that vasectomy as soon as possible.

[Anonymous No.10937072]

>>10937067
100% guarantee a handful of these replies are you and now you're vagueposting to look superior to the shitposting you contributed to.
It's okay anon there are no usernames here you don't have to act all embarrassed.

[Anonymous No.10937074]

>>10937062
>>10937068
>Literally staring at the cooldown so he can reply again
I am tired of parents like yours treating the internet as a cheap babysitter.

[Anonymous No.10937076]

>>10937023
>I'm sorry but my word is law and I do not take others' opinions into consideration
beyond based

[Anonymous No.10937080]

>>10937071
>reddit reaction image

>>10937074
>projecting

[Anonymous No.10937086]

>>10937042
kek, the seething in this post is unbelievable
imagine being mad because people call out a fire hazard

[Anonymous No.10937090]

Almost 100 replies in after an hour and like maybe ten are on topic. This lonely child has an insane stick up his ass but it shouldn't be our problem.

[Anonymous No.10937091]

>>10937090
Thanks for contributing with more reddit insults. As long as you keep it up it'll never end.

[Anonymous No.10937093]

>>10937086
I started the "hand grenade" meme, you fucking idiot. Imagine being so schizophrenic you just paranoiaingly accuse people of the complete opposite of what they're claiming outright.

[Anonymous No.10937095]

>>10937091
>Thanks for contributing with more reddit insults
kek

[Anonymous No.10937096]

>>10937015
SEXO

[Anonymous No.10937097]

>>10937086
>oh noooo the cpu is gonna get warm if I play Goldeneye on my 3 inch screen with no analog sticks it's a FIRE HAZARD!!!!
looooooooooool

[Anonymous No.10937102]

>>10937097
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.10937103]

>>10937090
>making anon click the little arrow and click "hide post" this many times in rapid succession
Nothing funnier than alpha male opinions taking up this much of your free time.

[Anonymous No.10937105]

Anyone posting about muh zoomers moomers boomers should be fucking permabanned

[Anonymous No.10937107]

>>10937090
>he went out of his way to enable "show stubbs"
holy tsundere

[Anonymous No.10937108]

>>10937097
Imagine thinking chinkhelds aren't a common fire hazard. It's the main reason people were pissed at Anbernic for making the original RG35XX battery sealed within the shell without a proper battery cover for every other device of its size. Even the basic bitch cheap ass famiclones have battery covers so you can get rid of/replace that shit.

[Anonymous No.10937109]

>>10937102
The post I replied to. Don't worry my IQ is higher than yours so I can tell what words infer instead of only reading their literal meaning.

>>10937105
Does that include you?

[Anonymous No.10937115]

>>10937108
I've been playing games on these things for years with no problem. What the fuck are you doing to start fires?

[Anonymous No.10937117]

>>10937108
Frankly I can't remember besides pic any case of fire with chinkhelds.

[Anonymous No.10937119]

People who think overheating components are fire hazards are the same people that grew up thinking cars just explode if you shoot them or flip them over.

[Anonymous No.10937121]

>>10937115
>MY later release og XBox power cable didn't catch fire like 60% of them did for others!
>MY DSlite hinge didn't crack despite the 80% failure rate for launch models and the first fix creating an entirely new pressure point and new crack problem!
>MY PS3 didn't brick with the yellow ring of death from the update!
>MY SDcard that came with my chinkheld hasn't failed yet!
etc, etc, etc

[Anonymous No.10937123]

>>10937109
>I can tell what words infer instead of only reading their literal meaning
This is called "schizophrenia".
Hope this helps. Cheers.

[Anonymous No.10937126]

>>10937117
the redditor deserved it tbf.

[Anonymous No.10937128]

>>10937023
Man these kektendo bois going out full force against psp for some reason.
>>10937109
>Thinking iq is real
Apemurican/Tardopian education.

[Anonymous No.10937132]

>>10937117
The SF-2000/GB300 battery apparently explodes if you let it overcharge. Like literally just bursts like a bomb.

[Anonymous No.10937136]

>>10937128
Imagine being so poor that you didn't get to enjoy both Nintendo and Sony's handhelds like the fox-and-grapes anon who hates the PSP so much.

[Anonymous No.10937138]

>>10937132
Yeah, one of the first english impressions which was from here was the battery leaking fluids from not having charge protection

[Anonymous No.10937139]

>>10937128
Only retards and liberals think IQ isn't real, which one are you?

[Anonymous No.10937140]

>>10937023
Mommy couldn't afford both, huh?

[Anonymous No.10937142]

>>10937139
Only retards and Americans keep conflating liberals with democrats/the US Left. No need to ask which you are, it's self-evident you're both by your misuse of the word "liberal".

[Anonymous No.10937145]

>>10937139
...Liberals literally invented IQ?

[Anonymous No.10937148]

>>10937015
ZPD on actual suicide watch as they were so confident about their second and third chinkhelds only for the AI Unicorn to be a fucking laughing stock straight out the gate. As far as all these 1:1 handhelds go, the A1 Unicorn is the second weakest hardware-wise and by far the most expensive one of them all, even more expensive to get than a fucking LG Wing.

[Anonymous No.10937154]

>>10937148
>They actually used their disc on a stick on a disc in a restricted + hole design from the AI Unicorn on their two new handheld designs
>GKD facing bankruptcy because the Pixel wasn't as popular as the Miyoo Mini and their partnership with ZPD has raped their resources
Aaaaaaahahahahahahahahaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.10937160]

Meanwhile, speaking of laughable failures of new companies starting with a 1:1 handheld trying to chase the popularity of LG Wing, Sugar Cube has basically quietly cancelled ALL of their handhelds except for the retarded vertical Analogue Pocket clone with the pointlessly rotating 1:1 screen in hopes it can make them break even.

[Anonymous No.10937162]

>>10937160
THEIR FUCKING 1:1 SCREEN ROTATES
THEIR SQUARE CHINKHELD HAS A FUCKING 240X480 VERTICAL SCREEN BECAUSE IT'S LITERALLY WRAPPED AROUND A 2008 THROWAWAY PHONE
WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THAT BOTTOM LEFT BLUE SHIT

[Anonymous No.10937163]

>>10937162
>WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THAT BOTTOM LEFT BLUE SHIT
They unironically tried to make an MP3 player that could play PSP games.

[Anonymous No.10937176]

>>10937162
I doubt it rotates, maybe it's replaceable?

[Anonymous No.10937178]

>>10937015
>>10937148
Anbernic has unapologetically announced that no one should buy the AI Unicorn and wait for the Cube instead, kek

[Anonymous No.10937182]

>>10937178
Ruthless

[Anonymous No.10937186]

>>10937160
You know, 3 years ago, maybe 2 at most these could have been an actually good idea given how things were doing. But things have changed so fast that the only companies that will survive are anbernic, powkiddy and whoever is behind retroid.

[Anonymous No.10937185]

>>10937176
Nobody cares what you doubt, literally the only reason why anyone has ever heard of this company is specifically because they announced this retarded 1:1 rotating screen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sx6Q2jxEDio

[Anonymous No.10937190]

>>10937148
>by far the most expensive one of them all, even more expensive to get than a fucking LG Wing
u wot m8? it was 899 and 999 yuan. even the expensive reseller listing on aliexpress is like $100 - $200 cheaper than any wing.

[Anonymous No.10937193]

>>10936846
Sir, I don't think any of the fine gentlemen on this board lost

[Anonymous No.10937196]

>>10937185
Its not 1:1 though.

[Anonymous No.10937197]

>>10937193
All we can lose is time waiting for proper products and be thankful when the shit ones are exposed before any of us buy them, and if spent appropriately, that time will be spent enjoying retro games on the device we currently have. Even if it's a filthy zoomie using his iPhone to emulate for his first time.

[Anonymous No.10937203]

>>10937185
I remember this. The screen rotates literally because they couldn't figure out how to rotate the screen through software so they just run everything as is and let you physically rotate it using some slider-phone pivot.

[Anonymous No.10937204]

>>10937185
Why would anyone make a square screen rotateable

[Anonymous No.10937206]

>>10937117
>>10937132
Main reason I don't trust Chinese products.

[Anonymous No.10937207]

>>10937185
Why is the DS games lagging in the trailer but the PSP games running smoothly? Did they fake the PSP footage?

[Anonymous No.10937208]

>>10936961
>>10936956
The dude was talking about playing physical carts, not just roms. You guys need to work on your reading comprehension.

[Anonymous No.10937209]

why don't chinks make more like this?

[Anonymous No.10937210]

>>10937207
The entire trailer is CGI renders, they could impose/insert any footage they wanted to. Which makes it hilarious that the DS footage has so much slowdown kek

[Anonymous No.10937213]

>>10937207
Its harder to emulate DS games than PSP games properly.

[Anonymous No.10937215]

>>10937209
Literally because of investing in companies who make shit like this
I really liked GKD a lot and a shame they shot themselves in both feet in such quick succession

[Anonymous No.10937216]

>>10937213
It literally is not, you lying asshole. DS is easier to emulate than Nintendo 64 is. PSP is harder than DreamCast.

[Anonymous No.10937218]

>>10937215
What's so bad about that? Looks exactly like a 360 dpad

[Anonymous No.10937224]

>>10937218
>anon so young and naive he's literally never experienced how bad the 360 d-pad is
Oh gosh

[Anonymous No.10937225]

>>10936979
The RG35XX H (and the RGB30) has the exact same battery-over-CPU design. It's stupid but it's not new.
With how much those two have been shilled, you'd expect at least one reddit post about how their chinkheld burned down their collection shelf, but we haven't seen that. I don't know enough about hardware to call it "safe" but I don't think it's as big a deal as many are saying it is.

[Anonymous No.10937227]

>>10937224
I got a 360 on my 5th birthday

[Anonymous No.10937228]

>>10937225
It was stupid with the RG35XX H and it's stupid now with the SP, and if Anbernic went with analog sticks they would likely have used the RG35XX H's shitty sticks on the SP too.

[Anonymous No.10937231]

>>10937227
>he never knew better
Even sadder.

[Anonymous No.10937232]

>>10937225
Wait, the RGB30 has no plastic between the battery and the CPU?

[Anonymous No.10937239]

>>10937225
>With how much those two have been shilled, you'd expect at least one reddit post about how their chinkheld burned down their collection shelf, but we haven't seen that.
Because of us don't fucking regular Reddit, let alone visit it at all. Anon saying redditors are better than zoomies wasn't a claim that redditors were liked at all. Just not as hated as zoomers.

[Anonymous No.10937242]

>>10937239
Somebody could tell a Redditor that they're a 1/10, but upon hearing someone else is a 0/10, the Redditor will light up and chuckle a, "So I'm at least infinitely better than that guy, hmmmmm?"

[Anonymous No.10937245]

ITS UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

[Anonymous No.10937246]

>>10937162
>WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THAT BOTTOM LEFT BLUE SHIT
also another phone in a case, specifically, the Unihertz Jelly

[Anonymous No.10937248]

Wow, there are a lot of newfags shitting up this general.
I know it'll get better in week after the hype dies down but I've never seen this many they/thems gathered on /vr/

[Anonymous No.10937251]

>>10937216
Your comparisons are way retarded, I remember how early days DS emulation would always be laggy, sounds buggy and would have a TON of issues unless you had the right options toggled, probably something to do with emulating two screens at once and linking them together in real time.

Skibidizoomers don't know how good they eating.

[Anonymous No.10937252]

>>10937246
It makes sense upon realizing the phone is sideways and where the speaker holes are.

[Anonymous No.10937253]

>>10937248
>they/thems
Obsessed.

[Anonymous No.10937257]

>>10937253
Dilated.

[Anonymous No.10937258]

>>10937248
I remember people being banned and warned for arguing in this thread a few months ago, and their arguments were on topic. now look at this place kek

[Anonymous No.10937261]

>>10937196
but why isn't it 4:3? Or even 16:9 so the rotation it more impactful?

[Anonymous No.10937262]

>>10937258
I remember when people were banned for racism for saying chinkheld

[Anonymous No.10937263]

>>10937239
I know most don't, but there are people in these threads that repost stuff from discord or reddit (or baidu or wherever else). I'm just saying we'd probably have heard if these things were exploding. I don't know what reply you're referring to about redditors vs zoomers.

[Anonymous No.10937267]

>>10937251
What are you even talking about, "I remember how early days DS emulation would always be laggy"? On fucking what? The early days of what?
Because "The early days of DS emulation" was fucking flash carts like the R4 and CycloDS, and outside of sometimes having too-simple UIs for the cards, the games ran fucking flawlessly unless you had a shitty ROM file. DS emulation always ran great on PCs outside of new DS releases requiring a few hours/a day or two to be unlocked and pirateable whether that meant patching and releasing a patched ROM or releasing a firmware update for your flash cart.
If you mean DS emulation on chinkhelds, what the absolute fuck does that have to do with anything because emulating PSP on chinkhelds had ALWAYS been a larger struggle than emulating DS ever fucking was.
So what are you even lying your retarded ass about, here?

[Anonymous No.10937268]

>>10937258
Change of staff really does wonders sometimes. Hiroyuki needs to do it more often.

[Anonymous No.10937274]

>>10937232
https://youtu.be/GFRNACX3h6U?t=249

[Anonymous No.10937275]

>>10937225
Actually the RGB30 has a little more space.

>>10937232
The v1 one doesn't, the v2 (colored letter buttons) has... something.

[Anonymous No.10937276]

>>10937258
They would ban people for discussing Sonic Mania at in capacity in any Sonic thread, but allow full on Sonic Origins threads.

[Anonymous No.10937279]

>>10937275

[Anonymous No.10937280]

>>10937279
That looks like a piece of construction paper

[Anonymous No.10937281]

>>10937245
Every fucking day. Every single fucking day when I open /hhg/ this little faggot just films himself and gives me this stupid look on his face.

[Anonymous No.10937282]

>>10937267
> What you even talking about???
> Because.
> Mentions N64 out of nowhere.
> Mentions Dreamcast out of nowhere.
> Opinion deleted because zibiditoiletzoomer.

Shut up, seriously, just shoot yourself in the face faggot, Wii was easier to emulate perfectly, Gamecube ran pretty well on Dolphin, N64 was a piece of cake that you could do it on almost a potato, Dreamcast was basically on PSX level of emulation, those things just worked including PSP.

DS was always choppy and laggy.

Skibidzoomers who don't know nothing should be just permabanned out of retro discussions.

[Anonymous No.10937284]

>>10937267
The early days of emulating on Android phones you idiot

[Anonymous No.10937285]

>>10937268
Is this staff very expensive?

[Anonymous No.10937286]

>>10937282
>Thinks the R4 and CycloDS are..."mentions of the N64"
"DS" is literally in the title of one of the carts, come on man.

[Anonymous No.10937287]

>>10937285
I heard they use Chinese labor laws to their advantage so probably not.

[Anonymous No.10937293]

>>10937245
im asking this without a shred of irony: what the fuck is his problem?

[Anonymous No.10937294]

>>10937286
And I wasn't speaking about cart emulation I was talking on computer hardware emulation, you are the one making things up, mr dreamcast was the best console!!! N64 literally peak polygons!!! Hahaha.

[Anonymous No.10937295]

>>10937251
>>10937282
>Skibidizoomers
I can't imagine how young you are for inventing whatever the fuck this was supposed to mean, zoomzoom. But it fell fucking flatter than your mother's milkless chest, which explains your malnutrition and underdeveloped mind.

[Anonymous No.10937296]

>>10937119
okay but powkiddy actually exploded

[Anonymous No.10937298]

>>10937296
(And That's a Good Thing)

[Anonymous No.10937301]

>>10937294
>you are the one making things up
>mr dreamcast was the best console!!!
>N64 literally peak polygons!!!
I honestly haven't seen somebody post this way since the Sonic Heroes GameFAQs forums after that fucking Gamespot forum merger. You're literally an underage child.

[Anonymous No.10937303]

>>10937295
Skibidtoiletgyattgyattfrfrfbroccoliskibidin64wetdreamsaboutluigi'sasszoomer.

[Anonymous No.10937304]

>>10937296
"WE'RE BLOWING UP!"

[Anonymous No.10937306]

>>10937301
Yet you seem to somehow use that as some sort of a benchmark like its the holy glair of 3D graphics, DS took more effort to get right to emulate on computers.

[Anonymous No.10937307]

>>10937296
...in popularity!

[Anonymous No.10937313]

>>10937306
I was running DS games flawlessly on my computer YEARS before Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon could finally work properly on N64 emulators, you demonstrably lying little piece of shit. Next you'll say your dad worked at Nintendo.

[Anonymous No.10937316]

>>10937313
Your computer was a piece of shit $250 mini laptop then.

[Anonymous No.10937317]

>>10937306
...DS emulation is easier than N64 emulation. Having two screens means literally nothing outside of some games that specifically used the space between the screens looking wonky pressed together and none of that would have complicated anything concerning performance or running. Why are you lying about this?

[Anonymous No.10937325]

>>10937225
The reason you never hear stories is because chinkheld enthusiasts are always buying the newest thing and replacing their hardware every year, if not even more frequently. Battery issues are never mentioned because we don’t use our devices long enough for those problems to arise.

[Anonymous No.10937327]

>>10937317
>Why are you lying about this?
There's a form of high functioning aspergers where as you talk to them, especially if they're young, they just convulsively lie and describe what they're imagining as you feed them ideas from your side of the conversation. I've worked with a girl who was 22 at the time and like this, it was impossible to hold any conversation with her about anything because she assumed herself to just magically be an expert on every topic, fabricating whatever bullshit spilled into her head as she tried to think of the topic. It's like a broken AI script but in a human's body.

[Anonymous No.10937337]

>>10937327
>"Hey, do you like Dungeons & Dragons?"
>"Oh yaaaa! I just love that show, I grew up watching it with my brother and then we would act out the scenes with the dragons afterwards, ahaha."
>"Dungeons & Dragons is a tabletop roleplaying game, not a tv show."
>"Oh but there was a tv show! I remember watching it. It was called Dungeons & Dragons!"
etc
You can't even give her the benefit of the doubt that she might be confusing some show she think she watched, she's just straight up vomiting lies because that's how her actually retarded brain thinks socializing works.

[Anonymous No.10937348]

>>10937317
>>10937327
He could be very well just confusing having problems with DS emulation with him not enjoying using a mouse for touch screen controls.

[Anonymous No.10937353]

>>10937348
He specifically argued that DS emulation would sputter and fail because having two screens made it too complicated to emulate properly when that's never been true, unless he truly was trying to play on some fucking potato. Don't give grace to blatant bullshitters.

[Anonymous No.10937358]

>>10937348
If he meant the touch controls weren't what he wanted until he could finally emulate DS games on a device with a touch screen, he could easily have said so.

[Anonymous No.10937371]

>>10937282
You claimed 4 comes before 1.
He corrected you by stating 1 comes before 2, and 4 comes after 3.
You then sperged out unable to understand what 2 and 3 are doing between 1 and 4.
Fascinating. Could you share with us what country you're from by any chance?

[Anonymous No.10937403]

What will these companies do when they clone the last handhelds, the psp and ds? Make Tamagotchis?

[Anonymous No.10937419]

>>10937403
this post brought to you by some random chatgpt competitor, probably elons shit or smth

[Anonymous No.10937423]

>>10937403
You are literally just posting for the sake of engaging with others, fucking stop unless you have anything even remotely relevant to say.

[Anonymous No.10937426]

https://github.com/Mr-Wiseguy/N64Recomp
This shit is crazy, imagine a few years from now these handhelds

[Anonymous No.10937428]

>>10937403
PSP and DS clones have existed and continue to be created for years.
PSP and DS emulation have been viable on these handhelds for years, and now affordable under $70 this year.
What are you even attempting to try to talk about, here?

[Anonymous No.10937438]

>>10937403
Since Sega doesn't want to do it, I can see something like a knock off Tamogatchi chao edition become viable.

[Anonymous No.10937457]

>>10937426
can't wait to play the same 5 games over and over again

[Anonymous No.10937482]

>>10937423
the core is actually pretty cute
for tama shit i prefer the actual hardware though
i prefer to keep my digi pets in their packaging
& keep the batteries removed so they dont leak

i dont think digipets count as "handhelds"
as they only have ONE "game" on them
and its not really a "game" its a petsim

i've been meaning to check out the tamagotchi GB releases but never got around to it

[Anonymous No.10937487]

>>10937245
Odin2bros can't stop winning

[Anonymous No.10937509]

>>10937482
sorry analGOD couldn't quite understand you with all those cocks in your mouth, could you repeat that?

[Anonymous No.10937515]

>>10937245
Can't you just check reddit if you want to talk about this guy?

[Anonymous No.10937520]

>>10937509
>i couldnt read lol

here is the post again in cavespeak:
>DIGI PET FUN, BUT BEST SAVE IN BOX
>ONLY TAKE OUT SOME TIME FOR MEMORY
>ANALOGUE POCKET CAN EMULATE PET , IT LOOK OK BUT RESOLUTION QUITE JARRING (FAR TOO HIGH FOR THAT)
>THERE ARE COOL JAPAN EXCLUSIVE TAMAGOTCHI GAMES WITH DIFFERENT COLOR CARTS, I WANNA LOOK INTO THEM FOR AUTISM PURPOSES
>GRUG HUNGRY
better?

[Anonymous No.10937531]

>>10937520
I like that when you search the MD5 of the weirdo pocket shill was that the early posts had buyers remorse before the cope started.
Admittedly the firmware did eventually get better so shrug, I can see loving it, but the switch happened before the updates.

[Anonymous No.10937539]

>>10936925
But the Anal Log can play roms too.

[Anonymous No.10937545]

The worst part is we won't see a good FPGA handheld for 5 years at least because that garbage captured all the redditors who don't even understand what FPGA is and that most of the cores are literally just ports of existing emulators.

[Anonymous No.10937550]

>>10937520
>this pic again
huh

[Anonymous No.10937578]

So... does anyone here have any experience with using tablets as a handheld, with a controller to essentially make it into a Steam Deck or Switch? This looks like an interesting setup, especially as it can be used for multiple things due to the form factor, connect it to the TV and it's a console, go for the controller and it's a handheld, kind of... is this as good in practice as it sounds in theory?

I'm interested in getting a tablet to draw digital and stuff like that, since it's my main hobby apart from video games, so having it double as a sort of handheld with a big screen would be a bonus.

[Anonymous No.10937597]

>>10937578
There's an acutal usb-c controller for tablets and its pretty good aside from the connector being on the left. Bsp's are decent if you don't mind the extra input delay, but some of them are unwieldy.

[Anonymous No.10937608]

Is uuuuuuuuuuupppppp

https://youtu.be/sV_46W8GUV8?si=Bdv-G8WOY0E0G8fI

[Anonymous No.10937615]

>>10936978
Except for the Wii U and maybe the Gameboy Light model.

[Anonymous No.10937617]

>>10937245
>>10937608

[Anonymous No.10937618]

>>10937287
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT...
HEHEHEHE

[Anonymous No.10937621]

>>10937615
>Wii U
Overrated AND not a handheld.

[Anonymous No.10937623]

>>10937520
Nice try.

[Anonymous No.10937626]

>>10937621
>Wii U is overrated
Its sold less than the fucking Gamecube, ya gremlin faglord.

[Anonymous No.10937629]

>>10937626
And?

[Anonymous No.10937635]

>>10936843
CERTIFIED KINO!!!!

[Anonymous No.10937671]

>>10937578
I just learned the g8 actually supports tablets as long as its not too big.
https://iv.nboeck.de/watch?v=twhh5JqE1bc

[Anonymous No.10937678]

My powkiddy never seems to show an accurate battery charge. It will say 0% even it's been on the charger for an hour. I never actually know what its charge is at any given moment. Still the best screen I've seen though.

[Anonymous No.10937683]

>>10937678
Rockchip?

[Anonymous No.10937695]

Bros, I dont need it.
However I will redeem the sp. Maybe even several

[Anonymous No.10937704]

>>10937695
I really want one too even if I'll never use it. Fuck I hate my monkey brain and nostalgiabait. Feels like I'm just chasing my childhood when times were better.

[Anonymous No.10937715]

>>10937704
I have a bunch of chinkhelds but use my ambernig 300x the most
The sp will probably get more use than any other handheld I own
Luv my sp. Hate mod parts and flash carts
Simple as

[Anonymous No.10937724]

>>10937704
this sounds utterly pathetic

[Anonymous No.10937727]

>>10937704
That sounds completely chad brained. Based max zhou.

[Anonymous No.10937735]

>>10936939
im sane, i have a R36S

[Anonymous No.10937739]

>>10937727
>Chad Brain
>Monkey IQ
OK suuuuuuuuuuuure, Negroid bullshitter.

[Anonymous No.10937749]

Which 2000's portable/handheld console would be ideal for me?
>anti-Nintendo console
>hates the game boy advance
>hates the Nintendo DS
>console with anti-nintendo design throughout
>I hate Pokemon
>I hate the legend of zelda
>console with a philosophy totally opposite to that of Nintendo

[Anonymous No.10937752]

>>10937749
Sounds like the DS would be the best fit for you my good man.

[Anonymous No.10937753]

>>10937739
>Monkey iq
Yeh
>>10937749
Define anti Nintendo design and nintendo philosophy. I might know what you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.10937761]

>>10937749
here it is, my friend

[Anonymous No.10937762]

>>10937753
like the things Sony and Microsoft do

that there are games that are opposite to those played by the target of Nintendo consoles

[Anonymous No.10937764]

>>10937761
I mean
You're right

[Anonymous No.10937765]

>>10937761
Reasons why the Nokia N-Gage would be my ideal portable/handheld console of the 2000's?

[Anonymous No.10937772]

>>10937762
Microsoft literally made games for the Nintendo DS
You're just asking for the PSP and Vita, the only two handhelds that fit your criteria at all, and even then they're not anti-Nintendo as they tried to find several ways with the PSP and Vita to beat Nintendo the punch with what they thought Nintendo would do.

[Anonymous No.10937775]

>>10937765
symbian is the least shit mobile api and os of the 00s

[Anonymous No.10937801]

Emerald run on the chink sp will be kino
Has anyone used this class of device?
Can you actually directly linkup with multiplayer or is it just a netplay thing over wifi?

[Anonymous No.10937803]

Anbernic email I received after forgetting I looked at the prices for shipping a week ago. "Come on. Just get it. IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE!" This is some borderline, "it cures everything, ancient chinese medicine" shit.

[Anonymous No.10937805]

>>10937803
this is the ideal way to market to americans.

[Anonymous No.10937819]

>>10937772
>Microsoft made some games for the Nintendo DS for some time
Such as??

[Anonymous No.10937831]

>>10937695
>>10937704
I'll totally buy the transparent black and replay the entire megaman zero saga and then the megaman exe saga, hell, I'll even play some pokemon rom hacks beacuse why not like Moemon

[Anonymous No.10937836]

>>10937819
Diddy Kong Racing, Viva Pinata, they were even working on a Metroid Huntersesque port of Halo called Halo DS. How did you not fucking know? Microsoft argued that because they didn't have a competing handheld with the DS, they might as well profit as a third party, and did.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zX9FO2p7qWw

[Anonymous No.10937840]

>>10937819
>>10937836
A lot of Rare's titles were published by THQ or Nintendo (Sega would get THQ to publish most of their GBA titles and some DS titles too), but the money went directly to Microsoft Game Studios. Here's the official list of titles they published themselves;
https://nintendo.fandom.com/wiki/Microsoft#Microsoft_licensed_games_on_Nintendo_platforms

[Anonymous No.10937845]

>>10937678
RGB30?
So I posted last thread about how I hate the battery issues on my RGB30.
If your battery has dropped to 0% suddenly, arrived at 0% then you wanna do a battery pull. Open it up, disconnect the battery, turn it on, shutdown, plug it back in etc and it should charge. My battery arrived at 0% dead but turned on and charge to 100/99%, I then attempted to cycle it 5 times at 30-80% but it'd cut out at 40ish. Sometimes it'll work absolutely fine, won't get the sudden voltage drop, sometimes it won't.

So how it presents itself besides instantly dropping voltage/shutting off is it gets stuck at 30-40% charge regularly, I tested it with one of my smart plugs that measures power draw and it'll just say it's charging, light up, draw enough power for the device but drop voltage and not charge the battery. Gotta open it up, yank the battery and cycle again. If you were to leave it for say 3-4h on charge it wouldn't do anything.
Sucks to suck.

[Anonymous No.10937848]

Just saying clamshells aren't all they you remember them being, especially nowadays with most screens being resilient AND requiring touch. Having to flip open a device is a bigger hassle than just pressing a power button with your thumb, it really fucking is. The clamshell design just creates more potential failures and at least one extra step when wanting to use it, which gets tedious with time.

[Anonymous No.10937849]

>>10937801
>Can you actually directly linkup with multiplayer or is it just a netplay thing over wifi?
Neither, game link cable GBA can't be done on Linux chinkhelds, only GBC - and I don't think the current H700 firmwares have it as a babbyfied menu like JELOS or OnionOS yet, you'd need to manually input IPs on RetroArch to link up.

You need an Android device and My Boy! for GBA: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWINW-Kh7kg

[Anonymous No.10937850]

>>10937803
This kind of marketing is getting more common if you have an account system or subscribed in the past.
I signed up for uber eats once, never used it and I get emails on the reg about how I should treat myself, btw this voucher's on us etc. Even a free VPN I used for playing DQ X sends me cringe shit like this constantly.

[Anonymous No.10937858]

>>10937848
I kinda feel this way but not just with clamshells but verticals. It's not the screen flipping thing, I think it works on the SP and the DS but not the 3DS.
However definitely the ergonomics/shape don't hold up to grown up hands with injuries etc. When you played pokemon ruby or boktai or link to the past on your GBA SP you were playing it because either you didn't have an OG GBA or you were using it because it had a light built in.

The ergonomics on the original GBA hold up way better. The ergonomics issue cancels out any nostalgia I have.
If I wanted to be peak redditor and collect them on a shelf and never play 'em, I guess these sorts of devices would be my thing, but good screen/ergos matter more for playing games; at least for me.

[Anonymous No.10937864]

honestly the odin 2 mini seems kinda perfect, it's got tons of power and it's actually small enough for a jacket or small sling. the price is a bit high but I think i'll just wait for a drop. and no I don't give a shit that the DPAD is on the bottom

[Anonymous No.10937873]

>>10937864
>I don't give a shit that the DPAD is on the bottom
Stopped reading here

[Anonymous No.10937879]

>>10937864
Cool. I like playing games, personally.

[Anonymous No.10937883]

>>10937873
I genuinely don't understand why it's bad, I alternate between layouts on handhelds and controllers like dualsense vs wiiu vs SNES vs XBOX all the time, I'm convinced it's autism. unless it's the gba micro or the OG 3DS it's comfortable
>>10937879
yeah i want to pick it up to play games, faggot, what other discussion do you want in this thread.

[Anonymous No.10937884]

>>10937848
Never in my life have I thought opening an sp or a ds was a hassle, wtf

[Anonymous No.10937885]

>RG35XXSP resolution is 640x480
>not 720x480
2.66x scale lmao
letterboxing the system it is modeled after

[Anonymous No.10937889]

>>10937883
How is the Odin 2 Mini layout any better than 3DS?

>>10937885
Just like the Game Boy Pockets with 3.3x. Interpolation shaders are fine.

[Anonymous No.10937890]

>>10937160
>>10937162
>>10937185
>>10937203
>>10937204
It's not 1:1 tougheverbeit.

>>10937261
Because it's a 3.9" with crazy resolution.
It scales content such as 4:3 and 16:9 (and tate) better than actual 1:1 devices on the market while maintaining its not too tall and not too wide Analog-like size.
the d-pad however...

[Anonymous No.10937891]

>>10937889
the 3ds is square shaped and tiny and anything that uses the slide pad is extremely uncomfortable, the odin is way more roomy and has real thumbsticks and is rounded on all sides like the vita.

[Anonymous No.10937893]

>>10937836
For all these years, I thought that the claims of Halo DS, was a bunch of practical light effects, and CGI editing, aka an internet hoax! WOW.

[Anonymous No.10937894]

>>10937889
Cross isn't nearly as bad as directly on the bottom

[Anonymous No.10937916]

>>10937885
No one in this industry gets custom screens anon, they just use the cheap ones they can mass order and have lying around. Anbernig probably has a million of these 3.5 inch 480p screens they need to use.

[Anonymous No.10937965]

>>10937873
based

[Anonymous No.10937972]

How is the gba scaling on the chinksp working?
Its too big to be an integer scale but it stills looks pretty sharp

[Anonymous No.10937981]

>>10937885
>>10937916
This. It's basically a miracle that powchaddy got their hands on a 1:1 4" screen that was probably used for some engineering equipment or a smart fridge.
If these companies had the capacity to make custom screens you'd be seeing full on systems dedicated to devices and you'd be seeing 4:3 screens above 4".
I think I've said it before but aside from old, old mid-00's tier GPS systems, the largest 4:3 screen I've seen on a mass produced device was my smart meter's energy monitor and that shit was definitely salvage scrap like a chinkheld.

[Anonymous No.10937983]

>>10937972
It should be powerful enough to run some decent LCD grid shaders, right? Even the TSP can manage that.

[Anonymous No.10937984]

>>10937185
*coughs and splutters*
DPAD in the right place
>b-b-b-buh
shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.10938001]

>>10937972
It seems to be touching the edges of the screen, so 2.7x with the game aligned up top, the remaining space becoming the overlay. Some interpolation shader from RA, pretty sure.

>>10937983
It is, though some LCD shaders can take a toll.

[Anonymous No.10938003]

>>10937981

[Anonymous No.10938005]

>>10938003
huh that's neat, not necessarily engineering equipment scrap but good enough.
bless those rpi etc autists

[Anonymous No.10938019]

>>10937615
Wii U wasn't a handheld. Gameboy Light was just another DMG model, it didn't have it's own games. That's like treating the Wii Mini as a different system than the Wii.

[Anonymous No.10938020]

>>10937123
>>10937128
Holy cope.

[Anonymous No.10938023]

>>10938020
Holy goy

[Anonymous No.10938024]

>>10937140
What makes you think I didn't own one? I spent my own money on it because I was excited to see Chadny enter the handheld market, only to see nothing but bad ports and remakes of old console games get released with not a single good exclusive.

[Anonymous No.10938026]

>>10937136
>p-poor!!!!
See >>10938024
I owned both and only enjoyed one of them because the PSP was dogshit. Keep crying.

[Anonymous No.10938030]

>>10938001
I thought this chipset didnt support shaders?

[Anonymous No.10938031]

>>10938024
>>10938026
>Newfag replied to his own post
Reddit goyim uncle is not sending his best.

[Anonymous No.10938032]

>>10938031
Did you have a stroke?

[Anonymous No.10938036]

>>10937208
You're the retard with no reading comprehension. Nothing in >>10936961 implied I thought he wasn't talking about carts. I was making fun of him for claiming that a Miyoo home console would have, and I quote: "Literally no point unless the system can physically play at least real [HANDHELD SYSTEM] cartridges" which is retarded because
A: Miyoo isn't a company that designs systems for playing cartridges in the first place.
and
B: A home console system's LAST priority is playing handheld games.
There. I explained it to you like you're 5 even though you're probably only pretending to be retarded for the sake of arguing.

[Anonymous No.10938038]

>>10937578
Get a paper like screen protector

[Anonymous No.10938041]

>>10938030
It does, only poverty stuff like old 35XX and Miyoo Mini don't. Weak performance however, don't expect CRT shaders and the like to run well.

[Anonymous No.10938046]

https://youtu.be/l7yxJDFvTRM
When I have kids they're getting a GBA and a flash cart, not an iPad.
They can't stay up late on it because of the screen.

[Anonymous No.10938071]

>>10938046
>They can't stay up late on it because of the screen.
HOLY ZOOMIE

[Anonymous No.10938105]

If you call yourself a gameboy or gameboy advance fan and you didn't own one of these, a power extension cable wwrapped around the post of your bunk bed study area and a neat bendable IKEA lamp to cast light on your screen at night while having a cheeky beat your dick with your fingers but not stroking want to eurotrash you're basically not alive, just saying. What the fuck were those wanks man.
I spent many a night in bed, curled up by the edge playing geimu and watching shit on my 14" portable at the bottom of my bed, pranking talk radio and charity helplines, maybe smoking a fag from that pack of silk cut you got your hands on and feeling very sick.

Even before the wanking talk radio charity pranking smoking puking meganights where I couldn't go to my friends house and moments where I wasn't thinking about James' sister I had a power supply for my gameboy and I was playing Pokemon blue and SaGa and Tetris.
It was the high life. Yes you were tethered, but you don't understand. Batteries were for the rich. NIMH wasn't king, NICAD was the battery of the povvos like I and yes, you had to discharge the fuckers and then charge them and they'd drain faster than they charged it was hell.

You NEEDED one of these to be a gamer.
You just wouldn't get it.

[Anonymous No.10938145]

>>10938024
God damn it do I fucking hate you zoomies asking Siri to Google things for you and then retroactively trying to apply your modern experience with how you think things must have been like in an effort to larp as a millennial. You never successfully fit in and just serve to make everyone hate you more than they already do.

[Anonymous No.10938151]

>>10938145
I think you meant to reply to someone else...

[Anonymous No.10938196]

>>10937438
Sonic Advance 1 and 2 had that, you could even import and export them from the gamecube chao garden

[Anonymous No.10938201]

Busted out my old GBA after the power supply thing; the SP still lies in the closet.
My lil OG actually not my OG since I sold that back a year after I got the SP and I am making good use of the opportunity to clean the buttons, shell and speaker has a bit of fog on the display, so alas it might be time to finally destroy the thing, turn it to dust and return it to the landfill.
Might just be the lens, I'll try and remember to check tomorrow.

How simple are the modern kits? Require soldering at all? I expect it'll have some impact on battery life at least, don't wanna go all out raping the poor primitive beast but may as well seek a solution.

[Anonymous No.10938208]

>>10938196
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
You have no idea.
I fucking hated sonic at that time, like Sonic was in his all my games suck era but Advance 1 & 2 and the chao garden.
That was some good shit right there.

[Anonymous No.10938210]

>>10936916
This, but I'd bet they charge some silly "new device" tax even when all we wanted was a new shell for Odin2. It could be thicker/wider/ heavier at this point and I still would get it. If it uses an upgraded part, great. But the battery and screen etc, are more than adequate.

[Anonymous No.10938220]

>>10938151
Nope.
>I bought my own PSP because I was excited for Sony to enter the handheld market, but it only had bad ports and remakes!
You literally never owned a PSP.

[Anonymous No.10938227]

>>10938196
>didn't have a gamecube but had a GBA with Sonic Advance
>somehow leveled my chao into the 80s and 90s
>showed it to my friend
>"wtf how did you do that?!"
>transferred it to his copy of Adventure 2 and dominated the chao races

[Anonymous No.10938241]

>>10937873
That's where everyone stopped reading

[Anonymous No.10938246]

>>10937890
>It's not 1:1 tougheverbeit.
>>10937261
>but why isn't it 4:3? Or even 16:9 so the rotation it more impactful?

answer the question

[Anonymous No.10938249]

>>10938220
NTA and I agree with you that the PSP had some really good games that weren't ports and remakes.
but by god, the thing is like the vita, the ports, remakes and indies are some of the best shit on that console, god they're so fucking good.
Until the Japanese finally got the message and ported their games to PC N1S had held the definitive version of Disgaea 2 on the PSP and Vita and by god it may be the best, most bang for your buck game on the system. Thankfully you can now donate your soul directly to the void by playing it on PC but before then it was a handheld only affair unless you were willing to forgo the extras and play it on your modded PS2 or phat PS3.
The system was an RPG & puzzler beast but beyond the RPGs there were fucking 10/10 solid ports. Portable Gitaroo Man might be one of the finest things humanity has crafted

That's not to downplay the original PSP games, there were some real bangers especially if you're not an EOP.
Hell, I'll go out ragging on Tabata for being a mobile game dev as a joke but he did his best work on that system desu. You remember Phoenix Wright? Ace Attorney? Fuck that gay shit, throw me over a UMD or Harvey Birdman. Metal Gear Acid 1 & 2 are fine card games, I know portable ops & PW get wanked off enough but god was acid good. WKC:O is a great game too and who can forget about VC2, 3 & ZHP and the prinny games.

If you tell me I have to live in a world without original PSP games well...........I don't want to live in a world without patapon.

[Anonymous No.10938253]

>>10938227
It was way easier leveling the chao on the gba because you get the rings you have at the end of the main game levels, so if you're good you can just do a playthrough of the game and get hundreds of coins

[Anonymous No.10938268]

>>10938249
I mean ya, the ports were pretty fucking awesome, but they definitely weren't the only titles even if playing portable PS1 and PS2 games was an appeal for many. Some of the most important Metal Gear Solid instalments were PSP exclusives for the ages.

[Anonymous No.10938269]

>>10937021
>can you not???!
Chandler's dead, kiddo.

[Anonymous No.10938278]

>>10938269
>Chandler's dead
Very strange, I was watching that old Windows 95 promo video with Aniston/Perry just 3 hours ago and it dawned on me that he was dead.

[Anonymous No.10938279]

>>10938105
I had one of these. It sucked.
Worse battery life than a pair of normal AA's, even at the time. Modern rechargeables would embarrass this thing.

[Anonymous No.10938280]

>>10938249
Acid 1 & 2 are my favourite psp games after monster hunter
Can't believe they were that good, and the random gravure videos were a nice bonus

[Anonymous No.10938282]

>>10938105
Miss those days, good times man

[Anonymous No.10938324]

>>10938279
>I had one of these. It sucked.
The connection wasn't great, having a power suppy at the bottom always sucks for handheld devices if not angled so you'd occasionally disconnect and lose progress.
It was worse to use in practice than a gameboy power supply since you had to remove the batteries to use it so if it disconnected/cut out you were SoL.
>Worse battery life than a pair of normal AA's, even at the time.
>Modern rechargeables would embarass this thing
NICAD AA's?
This didn't have a battery anon, third party ones might have had one and I'm sure there were but NICAD wasn't THAT bad, sure NIMH is great and modern NIMH like eneloop are top tier even though you'll have a battery low/dim LED compared to alkaline but NICAD could get the job done if charged right.
The huge issue with NICAD is you need to discharge the batteries fully before charging so even though your device may cut out they'd spend an hour or two in the charger on a discharge cycle before you could slowly charge them up. Also unlike eneloops NICAD were garbage when it came to voltage drop off and self discharge so you couldn't buy your way out of the problem with having lots of cells since they'd also discharge over time.

I still don't know what the fuck Nintendo were thinking when they removed the power supply port on the GBA, the money saved on not adding it vs profit from selling their shitty AC/DC kit couldn't have been worth it.
Thankfully the SP solved that issue.
Also chinkheld companies still continue to place charging ports on the bottom of device rather than out of the way on the side or top of the device. It's a solved issue and still they put it in the wrong place. This is truly a crime greater than "incorrect" DPAD placement!

[Anonymous No.10938346]

Every time I go to the Anbernig splash page I gotta wait for it to cycle to an image without a white background to see the fucking basic links. This is some 1998 levels of web design retardation and they have never fixed it. You literally can't see the fucking catalog/product page link.

[Anonymous No.10938350]

RIP the battery of my RG35XX. I heard a crack sound and when I looked saw the bulge sticking out at the back. The battery was already dead some days ago and could not hold charge, but now the back of my RG35XX is cracked with the bulge.
I was going to buy the RG35XXSP, but after seeing what happened with my RG35XX I don't know if I want.

[Anonymous No.10938352]

>>10937126
你如何透过狭缝看东西?

[Anonymous No.10938354]

>>10938346
Don't forget to tip!

[Anonymous No.10938362]

How shitty is the Trimui Smart Pro at DS games?
I'm not looking to play heavy stylus games.

[Anonymous No.10938379]

>>10938346
>This is some 1998 levels of web design retardation
Fuck off, don't put 1998 web design down like that.
It's mid-late 00's web design and you know it. There's no neat dropdown boxes or quick links there so please do not slander 1998 and instead slander the age of the retard enshittification & post iphone era in all its glory.
>>10938354
grim
>>10938350
How long did it take for your battery to bulge enouch to crack plastic? Assuming that's what happened.
The batteries on these things aren't always great anyway.

>>10938362
>How shitty is the Trimui Smart Pro at DS games?
I'll admit I haven't really used mine for DS other than checking at a glance so I could play SJ/EO, I mostly PSP, other handhelds & SNES/PSX.
It used to use standalone drastic like others but I decided to not use it since it uses bilinear filtering and I couldn't be fucked figuring out how to get a build that didn't have it (not in the options/config menu when I checked).
I'd say look up a review for any issues and then shoot your choice from there, I also recall some issues with mic stuff but that could be a fever dream from all the other drastic type devices and the TSP doesn't have a mic (and doesn't support mics via 3.5mm jack iirc).
If you have a specific game in mind, I'll see if I can give it a bash, not doing much atm other than waiting for PF in a game.

[Anonymous No.10938406]

>>10938346
>>10938354
I was going to buy the RG28XX today but I got seven Helluva Boss pins instead for the same fucking price.

[Anonymous No.10938409]

>>10938379
>How long did it take for your battery to bulge enouch to crack plastic? Assuming that's what happened.
>The batteries on these things aren't always great anyway.
I got completely distracted and accidentally deleted the next part but I can expand I guess for inane battery rambling.
With Lithium style batteries you don't want to discharge a battery fully, you want to charge at around 20-30% to 80-90% 99% is fine too but don't keep it at peak voltage..
While new batteries are rated to keep x% of capacity over Y cycles the stress is lesser if you charge it properly and maintain good care, making sure to charge to 100% about once a month or more if in regular use or every few months if stashed in a drawer.
You can almost certainly replace the battery, but aim to not discharge it fully, that kinda mistreatment will lead to the classic battery boom bulge like my N3DS has that thing has had years of abuse of discharging to 0% and is bulging bad.
Despite all the shit talk about the SP and its heatsink battery, there's nothing inherently wrong with a battery getting warm while charging/discharging at a high current so long as it can cool appropriately (fast charging is generally ok so long as the battery can cool and is taken off charge ASAP).

Mind you, you won't know the quality of the battery you're getting anyway, your battery could have been reconditioned trash and was on its way out with a bit of additional stress pushing it over the edge.
For the record I also had a very abused iphone with a dead battery that cannot hold a charge similar to yours that was plugged in 24/7, discharged frequently and was so bloated it managed to warp the case.

If you're the type of person to run a device down to 0% and charge it overnight, being used as a heatsink won't change much for ya.

[Anonymous No.10938412]

>>10938406
I hear your heart beat, anon
Wait, 2009-2012? I remember Ke$ha being in clubs when I was in clubs in fucking 2003/2004

[Anonymous No.10938413]

>>10938412
Are you possibly conflating Kesha with Shakira?

[Anonymous No.10938416]

>>10938412
>Wait, 2009-2012? I remember Ke$ha being in clubs when I was in clubs in fucking 2003/2004
She didn't really get big until 08/09 anon, she was top tier trashbag radio fodder through 09 to 2011/12 tho. I remember my MoD leaving do having one of her songs played lmao.

[Anonymous No.10938418]

>>10937296
They bloom...

[Anonymous No.10938426]

>>10938362
Is good for non touch screen games.
Here a video of some guy testing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRkAXh-QgN4
I recommend to get a DS if you want to play heavy touch screen games.
>>10938379
>How long did it take for your battery to bulge enouch to crack plastic? Assuming that's what happened.
Yeah, that is what happened. I think 5 to 6 days ago the battery started to fail to hold charge and would shutdown the device even with 70% to 60% of the battery.
>The batteries on these things aren't always great anyway.
Yeah, mine is the earlier version which has the 2100mAh battery. I still can buy a new battery, but I would need the right tools to open up the device.

[Anonymous No.10938431]

>>10938406
>>10938412
>>10938413
Well even if Ke$ha isn't /vr/, the old Newgrounds animators, voice actors, and game designers most definitely are. Fucking adored Michael Cusack for a decade before his ciggy butt brain Newgrounds bits. Amazing work today with Smiling Friends and curbing Zach Hadel to make sense.
For any children who have no idea what I'm talking about, Michael Cusack made tons of hilarious Newgrounds cartoons back in the day about two Australian pot heads, co-creates Smiling Friends, and voiced Mammon in Helluva Boss.

[Anonymous No.10938432]

>>10938379
I've been seeing videos online talking about how random DS games don't work, but then there are comments in the videos talking about how the latest updates might have changed that.

Have you tried some n64 games on it? I can't see myself going to deep into n64, but being able to play shit like Wave Race or Starfox would be nice.

[Anonymous No.10938441]

>>10937121
Nintendo were evil for making the hinges on the DSlite so bad, I swear they definitively must have know that was an issue and shipped them anyways. Those damn hinges could explode if you played your system near so much as a slight breeze

[Anonymous No.10938443]

>>10938441
It's actually quite the complete opposite. It was an oversight that they VERY quickly tried to fix, including offering free repairs to anyone who had ANY issue with the DSlites even if it wasn't a cracked hinge.

And then Nintendo discovered that systematically, most people would just go out and buy a new DSlite because customers didn't want to wait to mail their unit away, have it fixed/replaced, and mailed back. They wanted to keep playing NOW. Despite Nintendo's efforts to pay from their own pockets to remedy the issue, they found tons of people just ended up buying twice as many consoles.

[Anonymous No.10938449]

>>10938443
Which is insane, since wasn’t a DS Lite a hundred dollars back then? That’s worth twice that much when inflated to today’s prices

[Anonymous No.10938452]

>>10938443
I think this marked Nintendo going full Western-corpo-minded before Iwata ever died. They were being unusually generous and discovered their audience ignored the offer and just double dipped instead. Shit like New Super Mario Bros 2 and its DLC were planned long before Iwata died.

[Anonymous No.10938457]

>>10938412
How the fuck is "I hear your heart beat to the beat of the drums *bam bam*" only fucking 2009?

[Anonymous No.10938472]

>>10937009
I'm in actual physical pain laughing from this and I shouldn't be this tickled by it, but here I am in so much enjoyment that it physically hurts.
>THE BATTERY IS FINE
>AS LONG AS YOU DON'T PLAY PSP
>FUCK PSP I HATE PSP
>I'LL BE FINE
>*KABOOM*

[Anonymous No.10938478]

>>10938443
most were owned by kids and kids had no idea you could even do that as it was barely advertised and if it was, it was deep in the warranty manual or you had to call nintendo.

[Anonymous No.10938479]

>>10937015
Everything was going so right but
>ILLUMINATED STICKS
What the actual fucking fuck, fucking STOP

[Anonymous No.10938484]

Every time I see a 1:1 square chinkheld it just makes me want an LG Wing instead.

[Anonymous No.10938491]

>>10938479
You can just turn them off, you know

[Anonymous No.10938492]

>>10938491
Not on the Anbernig ones, their OS doesn't allow for it.

[Anonymous No.10938494]

>>10938492
What? really? the fuck

[Anonymous No.10938504]

>>10937848
Wrong.
Clamshells are the best form, they allow full control and maximum power.
>Largest screen to size ratio.
>Full lower section real estate dedicated to ergonomics and extra controls.
>Lid protects screen and controls while being smooth, yet armored in pocket/bag.
>Allows fully adjustable viewing angles from any grip position. In hand, on lap, or on a table set down. Which is better for the neck.
>A good clamshell is it's OWN dock, with all necessary ports built in. So paying extra for a dock becomes a question of intelligence.
>It's quite literally the White man's handheld, associated with success.
>It filters incompetent engineers with it's hinge, allowing the cream to rise to the top.
>Billions of laptops can't be wrong. Especially when the alternatives are touch phones.

Chang, if you CAN'T make one. Don't lie and tell us "we wouldn't want them anyway".
It's just sad. You're making me sad, Chang.

[Anonymous No.10938505]

>>10938494
I'm trying to find the video of a guy on Youtube playing the RG556 in bed and how unruly the illuminate sticks make it with no means to turn them off

[Anonymous No.10938506]

>>10938504
Literally every single thing you said was wrong.
Just starting with the first one, the width and height of the plastic around the RG35XX SP's screen is larger than the RG35XX or RG35XX Plus's. You're such a fucking idiot I'm not wasting my breath with each and every point you bullshitted like an absolute contrarian retard.

[Anonymous No.10938510]

>>10938504
People with money aren't this passive aggressive no matter what your Disney TV movie caricatures depicted while you were growing up home schooled. You don't have a penny to offer "Chang" so why should "Chang" care what your uneducated bullshitted views are on anything?

[Anonymous No.10938513]

I wonder if ETA prime ever got around to making a heat sink for that Anbernic SP clone, or if the device already turned into a C4 that blew his house up.

[Anonymous No.10938515]

>>10938432
>I've been seeing videos online talking about how random DS games don't work, but then there are comments in the videos talking about how the latest updates might have changed that.
Ah, perhaps they'd updated drastic, that would likely be in the patchnotes.
>Have you tried some n64 games on it?
>I can't see myself going to deep into n64
Sadly no.
There's not many games in the N64 library I want to play since I am an RPG simp and the N64 only has games for toddlers u.u
I downloaded waverace64 and starfox and gave 'em a quick go for ya and it was pretty grim, WR64 was around 15fps~ @ 640x480 on mupen with HLE at 1.4ghz as set by trimui. Again, I am an N64 noob, it has no games I want to play so idk if this config was right or there was an optimisation I missed.
Starfox was gay as fuck with mandatory gaycoded dialogue preceeding any gameplay. It dropped a few fromes for <3s but was at 30fps otherwise, I quit when I heard do a barrel roll and put my device down out of shame.

I will shill the TSP everyday but ehhhhhhhhh idk, might be rough for some N64 depending on your game. Might have to search up individual ones.
If N64's make or break or waverace is your jam then godspeed, I've had no real huge issues with PSP/PSX with the types of games I play but I'm not your ideal tester.
Hopefully another kind TSP anon or N64 enthusiast can help more.

[Anonymous No.10938517]

>>10938504
This turbofaggot is unironically arguing fucking LAPTOPS CAN'T BE WRONG

[Anonymous No.10938518]

>>10936838
Jesus fucking christ. Even if they severely downclock and undervolt to keep temps under control, once that battery starts to bloat it's over. Explosion in the pocket.

[Anonymous No.10938520]

>>10938504
X19. Trust the overlord kid
>>10938517
The x18/x18s using laptop style hinges made them fail proof. Gpd xd's hinge only looks laptop style

[Anonymous No.10938524]

>>10936838
Don't let the rednecks know or they'll be using the RG35XX SP as shids

[Anonymous No.10938525]

>>10938362
I didn't buy mine for DS but I am surprised to say it works great. I only tried Mario Kart, Diddy Kong Racing, and Tetris DS, but it was full speed with no problems, no graphical glitches.

[Anonymous No.10938527]

>>10938518
>>10936838
I could go full doomer on the battery/heatsink situation but allah's will aside I do find it funny they they made a little cutout for the battery and the chipset but everything else is closed off.
Could they not have flipped the board or something, put a little unstylish vent disguised as a speaker? Anything at all. It's so funny that it's right there when you open it up especially with how lithium batteries behave over time.

[Anonymous No.10938528]

>>10938524
>The plastic ziptie around the pin

[Anonymous No.10938534]

>>10938520
Isn't there already a Powkiddy X19? How on earth do they decide the naming conventions for these things?
I'll trust Overlord kiddy and pay attention to him if the company is actually working on a clamshell with a decent chip in it and better controllers than the X18. I haven't tried the X18s but the vanilla X18 was pretty rough for as sleek as it looked when it came out.

[Anonymous No.10938535]

>>10938527
To be entirely honest, Anbernic is infamous for deliberately making one flaw so your system eventually fails and needs replacing. Chinese planned obsolescence. Anbernic has been the only major chinkheld producer to be found guilty of deliberately sabotaging their own shit so customers have to keep buying more/the next new thing but I wouldn't be surprised if others were doing it too. They want their products to die after a certain amount of time so you think you have to buy a new one. It's the entire ecosystem surrounding the "R4" where they have annual cards for $5 but they have a suicide script that requires removing otherwise the card bricks itself once it reads past a certain date on the DS/3DS.

[Anonymous No.10938536]

>>10936913
At the hinge and the cart slot was at the bottom. The CPU was there too but was covered, mind you, different CPU, different age.
It was the early 00's where devices weren't always power hungry gremlins bruteforcing everything.

[Anonymous No.10938538]

>>10938534
God nothing looks cheaper than these fruit candy transparent buttons, and now they fucking did it to the d-pad too? Either make the skittles solid or don't use the skittles at all.

[Anonymous No.10938541]

>>10938525
it was getting warm while playing so I think they have the CPU in performance mode, but I turned it to power save mode (you can set up the FN switch to do that) and performance was unaffected, so unless you are playing some really intensive game you could use power save mode to save battery and run cool.

[Anonymous No.10938542]

>>10938538
Get with the times grampa
that woulda been THE SHIT in 2005
They know who they're marketing it to

[Anonymous No.10938543]

>>10938536
The GBA SP also exclusively needed the power to play up to GBA games natively. The RG35XX SP needs the power to play Dreamcast, N64, and PSP titles emulated.

[Anonymous No.10938548]

>>10938542
>that woulda been THE SHIT in 2005
It literally wasn't, it was considered to be the cheapest of the bootleg garbage in 2005. Holy fucking shit, are you the retroactively bullshitting /v/ zoomer back again with your ChatGPT-level of impotency? Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.10938549]

>>10938543
>The RG35XX SP needs the power to play Dreamcast, N64, and PSP titles emulated.
Only retards are going to play those systems on that, I can see myself playing some PSX games but never more demanding shit than that

[Anonymous No.10938553]

>>10938538
The sheer amount of transparent skittles they used on their handhelds early on had to be because they ordered a ton of them and had to come up with some way to use them all. Because they were there on the original X18, but not the upgraded X18s with the T618 chip.

[Anonymous No.10938554]

>>10938472
IT'S YOU >>10938549 AHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.10938556]

>>10938554
Meds please

[Anonymous No.10938564]

>>10938556
Oh my god you precious little idiot.
I wasn't claiming that you were the same person who posted both posts.
I WAS LAUGHING BECAUSE THE POST WAS MAKING FUN OF A FUCKING IDIOT, AND THEN YOU ENDED UP BEING THAT FUCKING IDIOT. You complete fucking CLOWN!

[Anonymous No.10938568]

>>10938548
No schizo.
I'm joshing with ya, it's a laff, it's a joke, a joku if you will.
It's poking fun at the garish madcatz and third party peripheral market from the mid 00's/late 6th gen with a particular eye on the horrible xbox/gc controllers.

Your AI boogeyman would be unable to construct such a remark and reply to you with an image of the great gaius in a panic stricken state smashing the keyboards trying to find a solution.
I have never used AI and I hope I will never be forced to as I believe it will be the downfall of civilisation, also /v/ sucks massive futa dick like you do.
Now kindly stick to your schizo lane you utter faggot.

[Anonymous No.10938572]

>>10938568
>I was only pretending to be retarded
How many times will this have to backfire on you before you learn to fucking stop? Stop.

[Anonymous No.10938573]

>>10938564
>Oh my god you precious little idiot.
>I wasn't claiming that you were the same person who posted both posts.
>I WAS LAUGHING BECAUSE THE POST WAS MAKING FUN OF A FUCKING IDIOT, AND THEN YOU ENDED UP BEING THAT FUCKING IDIOT. You complete fucking CLOWN!
You totally ice burned that other anon, and you did it for the lulz. You win the internets?
High five. Wait, no. High ten, Broheim. You're cool like us now.

[Anonymous No.10938575]

>>10938543
>The RG35XX SP needs the power to play Dreamcast, N64, and PSP titles emulated.
Does it really NEED to?
That's a very powerful word, need. It does not NEED to do anything other than play the system it is aping and it does not even need do that.

[Anonymous No.10938576]

>>10938538
>>10938553
>tfw I custom-ordered tranny skittles from Sakura for my RGB30
I just thought the matte ones looked too bright

[Anonymous No.10938578]

>>10938572
Stay in your lane motherfucker and you'll be fine, post trite and allow your autism to be triggered and you'll be slapped back at without fail.

[Anonymous No.10938581]

>>10938576
Nice grease m8.
Did your handheld come with skittles? it's the nav- well dark blue one. Mine just has these non descript completely inoffensive black buttons.

[Anonymous No.10938584]

>>10938573
>that other anon who TOTALLY wasn't me, you guys!
This is literally an anonymous image board, all you had to do was walk away, but instead you double down in a pathetic puppy's effort to save some face only to embarrass yourself further.
Literally the only winning move is not playing. Every single reply you make just damns you further towards being cemented as a fucking idiot. But then again, there is no reasoning with fucking idiots.

You be a fucking idiot, idiot.

[Anonymous No.10938585]

>>10938354
Here's a tip: fix your fucking analogs

[Anonymous No.10938587]

>>10938581
>Did your handheld come with skittles?
He LITERALLY FUCKING SAYS IN PLAIN FUCKING ENGLISH HE CUSTOM-ORDERED THEM IN THE POST YOU REPLIED TO.

[Anonymous No.10938590]

>>10938585
woah what the fuck anon you can't just say stuff like that on the internet
they'll feel bullied
send them a nice donation with a kind message and maybe a nice food basket for the office with brie and ferrero roche and maybe then they'll fix the sticks

[Anonymous No.10938592]

>>10938581
I actually cooked fries before this lmao

Anyway, mine just had the black buttons. Kinda wish I waited, since later revisions seem to come with colored lettering on the buttons

[Anonymous No.10938594]

>>10938576
>>10938592
>salt and grease all over and inside the fucking thing
Oh wow, /vr/ made me physically sick. I'm actually regurgitating vile in the back of my throat looking at these pics.

[Anonymous No.10938595]

>>10938505
You absolutely can turn off the sticks on the RG556.

[Anonymous No.10938597]

>>10938587
>He LITERALLY FUCKING SAYS IN PLAIN FUCKING ENGLISH HE CUSTOM-ORDERED THEM IN THE POST YOU REPLIED TO.
He also said THE MATTE ONES LOOKED TO FUCKING BRIGHT WITH NO REGARDS TO THE COLOUR
So no, he did not say it in plain English. His words were vague and left room for interpretation. Consider that the matte black ones are less bright than the skittles and it'll all come together. Right now.

[Anonymous No.10938598]

>>10938584
So here, you’re claiming those two posts were from the same person, but earlier you claimed that you weren’t saying that they were the same person. Which one is it?

[Anonymous No.10938603]

>>10938594
At least that means I’m using the damn thing. Better than all those shiny anal logs sitting unplayed in transparent plastic cases.

[Anonymous No.10938605]

>>10938592
lel, ah I getcha.
I don't mind simple buttons without colour so didn't bother me but I know there's a crowd of people dying for rainbows and memberberry SNES profiles.

Hope you enjoyed your chips.

[Anonymous No.10938607]

>>10938598
So is 4channel holding some unspoken contest where anons win prizes when they call out you ChatGPT posts, or are you some independent anon running bots to mindlessly reply to threads for some personal experiment/enjoyment? I'm genuinely curious.

[Anonymous No.10938608]

>>10938584
I hope a pitbull rips off your head and shits down your neck.

[Anonymous No.10938614]

Unironically noticing these threads turn to shit after UK bastards are waking up before they're going to bed.

[Anonymous No.10938619]

>>10938614
Many youth of the United Kingdom seek their phones for comfort in both waking and resting hours, relying on what little social interaction they are capable of mustering from their electronic little telephone rectangles for their personal human growth which their home environment lacks in modern times due to the over-reliance of technologies such as smart phones and smart tablets and smart telephones and other such etc for the house environment holds only rooms segregated by person need to connect through phone talk to phone talk through phone talk to phone talk through phone

[Anonymous No.10938621]

>>10938105
Ellie Taylor used to watch Eurotrash on her Game Gear when she was 14. She's in the third Sonic film I believe.

[Anonymous No.10938625]

>>10938105
>You're not really alive unless you TETHER YOUR GAMEBOY ADVANCE TO A WALL

[Anonymous No.10938631]

It turns out >>10938105 isn't actually bri'ish, he was actually sucking on a faggot and not lighting a cigarette.

[Anonymous No.10938636]

>>10938614
>it's le evil /v/ posters
>it's le evil bri'ish
why you should need to defend this slop so much?

[Anonymous No.10938638]

>>10938636
How the fuck is accusing people of shit also a defence of that shit? At all? In any context? Explain.

[Anonymous No.10938641]

I'm genuinely convinced 4/5s of the last two threads was some bored teenager copy-pasting ChatGPT replies, what the actual fuck happened

[Anonymous No.10938653]

>>10938641
I dunno man. First they claim someone is samefagging, then in their very next post, they’ll insist that they never said that, despite us seeing that they clearly did. It’s like that classic short-term memory you used to see in earlier chatbots. I think ChatGPT is too good for these posts, because at least ChatGPT remembers what you say to it. He’s probably using some cheaper shit, like Cleverbot or something.

[Anonymous No.10938657]

>>10938653
I can't believe they deleted that, lmao.

[Anonymous No.10938686]

>>10938535
TAKE YOUR MEDS

[Anonymous No.10938689]

>>10938592
I guess it got swept up in the schizo stuff but ye I see it.
Doesn't appeal to me personally and additionally after I posted I thought of those nice PSX buttons available for the RGB30. Not a giant playstation fan or anything but I do think these look quite nice fwiw. I get there's a huge market for appealing to people who love retro styles like famicom/snes/ps style buttons/colours.

Again, hope you enjoyed your chips mate. Grease up that bad boy and have fun.

[Anonymous No.10938710]

>>10938689
>Again, hope you enjoyed your chips mate. Grease up that bad boy and have fun.
Smearing vegetable oil on the buttons actually decreases latency by improving the ability of the connectors to transmit electrical signals faster. It's a lot like how vegetable oil transmits heat to food when you pour it on an electric induction range and turn it on.

[Anonymous No.10938757]

>>10937749
Take it, its yours my friend

[Anonymous No.10938764]

>>10938534
That and the x16 weren't made by powkiddy, but the x17/18 models/28 were. The engineer assured me the thing wont even be shown until the controls are better than decent. The chip for some bizarre reason is still a mystery. If they somehow acutally get a snapdragon, I'll have to kneel irl

[Anonymous No.10938772]

>>10938587
Replace the dancing cute girl with the powkiddy ninja. (Why does it feel like I've seen him before?)

[Anonymous No.10938783]

>>10937749
Used gpd win 2
>>10937775
You might as well reccomend him an ngage 2.0 phone.

[Anonymous No.10938801]

WAIT A MINUTE

The Miyoo A30 has a 2.8” 640x480 screen, just like the old Miyoo Mini did. So why the fuck do the v4 Minis use those odd 560p screens when they clearly have working 480p screens right here?

[Anonymous No.10938818]

>>10937749
Anbernic rg arc

[Anonymous No.10938834]

>>10938818
This is the patrician choice.

[Anonymous No.10938838]

>>10938041
>>10938030
Actually some lighter CRT solutions like Pi vertical and Hylian Fast work fine, at least on my RG351MP, but yeah you can't really push it past that.

[Anonymous No.10938859]

Need some help. I wanna play DS titles but not sure if to get a 3DS or DS lite? 3DS can emulate DS stuff right

[Anonymous No.10938860]

>>10938801
they have them now but they didn't have them back when a whole bunch of people were pissing their pants and frothing at the mouth to buy 8 miyoo minis to post on reddit

[Anonymous No.10938861]

>>10938041
On the miyoo you can use the normal2x filter and bilinear interpolation in the video settings which gives a really sharp image for gba that fills the width of the screen
Same for opendingux devices like my beloved rg300x

[Anonymous No.10938874]

>>10938859
>3DS can emulate DS stuff right
nds-bootstrap is ok but you will run into issues rather quickly. flashcarts are rather cheap and should run whatever nds-bootstrap doesn't

[Anonymous No.10938913]

>>10936920
>>10936896
Onion os isn't that great.
Emulation station is much better.
>>10938874
What issues?

[Anonymous No.10938970]

>>10938249
Monster Hunter too, and the system has many action rpgs if that's your thing.

[Anonymous No.10938972]

>What issues?
https://github.com/DS-Homebrew/nds-bootstrap/issues
and there's a bunch of hacks to get the things that do work to work

[Anonymous No.10938991]

Bros I redeemed

[Anonymous No.10938994]

[Anonymous No.10938995]

>>10938991
why so many?

[Anonymous No.10938998]

Miyoo really should have cut out the wifi chip and stick from the A30 and used a better screen and SoC. That screen alone is a deal breaker.

[Anonymous No.10939004]

[Anonymous No.10939087]

>>10938991
these are only $60? I might just cons00m at that price.

[Anonymous No.10939096]

Guys, is there a gamefinder thread or anything? There's a GB game I can barely remember and been hunting for years, my searches turn up nothing, and I figure there must be some anons who know, but I don't know where to ask. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.10939104]

>>10938995
retards will pay anything

[Anonymous No.10939107]

Hey Anbernig, can you make these more separated on the future revision? I hate bumping my thumbs when I'm playing on these little shits.

[Anonymous No.10939110]

>>10939107
just don't hit Y and right at the same time, simple as

[Anonymous No.10939145]

>>10939107
If we're making requests that they won't listen to.
While I won't buy one, hey can you also raise the face buttons up to be in line with the dpad like the SP, it'll look weird but it'd do wonders for me thanks. Kinda disgusting looking at an SP nostalgia bait clone where the A and B button aren't aligned properly with the dpad, makes it look like cheap tat.

[Anonymous No.10939156]

Well I bought my first chink handheld last summer, went cheap to test the waters.
Got the MM+ but one button was defective and returned it. Some people where complaining about screen issues then and I went for the RG35XX after that, 42 bucks on sale with carrying case and 64GB card, not bad.
I installed Garlic OS and downloaded some games, everything ran perfectly. Not a big fan of the shoulder buttons but I mostly played GB games.
I realized an horizontal handheld would be more comfortable and short of forgot about it for a while. Picked it up recently to play SNES RPGs, and also checked some reviews on newer handhelds.
Not a single one is without flaw, and I don't think they will ever be. These things are not getting any new games, so they need to find a way to sell you systems, and that's it.
Also the shit Anbernic pulls releasing flawed systems non stop is just too much for me.
So, I decided that the only way to win this game is not to play. I'm not buying any more shit.
Thanks for reading my blog.

[Anonymous No.10939168]

>>10939156
They have to target dozens of systems and do it within a budget. They're not saints trying to create perfect handhelds for individuals and handhelds would still be stuck at those shitty opendingux clones if it weren't for hardkernel. All handheld consoles had their own issues, too.

Lower your standards, stop chasing the dragon, find a form factor that works for you, and actually play games.

[Anonymous No.10939183]

>>10936831
>- RG556 (180$, horizontal, 5.8" 16:9 OLED Screen, up to PS2/GC, android)
Fuck me (not literally) and my RG35XX-H
No homo

[Anonymous No.10939193]

>>10938071
No book-light in my house until they turn 16

[Anonymous No.10939206]

>>10938991
>$350 for blackberry scraps
those chinks have found a goldmine

[Anonymous No.10939216]

>>10939206
>implying that's not ending up on ebay for $100+ship

[Anonymous No.10939219]

>>10937068
Dilate

[Anonymous No.10939220]

>>10938994
>mini
>more expensive than the original version
lol

[Anonymous No.10939226]

Is Miyoo only known for the Miyoo Mini? Seems like literally everything else they've put out has been a flop.

[Anonymous No.10939230]

>>10939216
>pay $116 for each
>sell them at $100
lmao

[Anonymous No.10939236]

>>10938246
Because it's a 3.9" with crazy resolution.
It scales content such as 4:3 and 16:9 (and tate) better than actual 1:1 devices on the market while maintaining its not too tall and not too wide Analog-like size.
Want a MSpaint pic?

[Anonymous No.10939240]

>>10939230
look at the numbers inside the circles

[Anonymous No.10939269]

>>10939220
it has a miniLED screen

[Anonymous No.10939271]

>>10939220
>>more expensive than the original version
Smaller form factor and mini led.
Better wifi too.

[Anonymous No.10939272]

>>10939236
Yes, how much does flipping a 8:7 screen increase the size of the screen for 4:3 content?

[Anonymous No.10939279]

>>10939226
Bittboy (Famiclone and emuheld): Success
Pocketgo: Success
Pocketgo 2: Success, but sold better under powkiddy
Rk2020: Not bad, but other rk3266 devices sold way better. Hard kernel still buck broken
Pocketgo s30: Fail
Miyoo mini plus: Success
A30: ???

[Anonymous No.10939283]

>>10939271
And worse battery.

[Anonymous No.10939286]

>>10939279
>Pocketgo s30: Fail
>SF2000 that can run games
Why did it fail?

[Anonymous No.10939291]

>>10938991
Now we wait, also fuck anbernic taxes

[Anonymous No.10939294]

>>10939291
at least it isn't 92%

[Anonymous No.10939302]

>>10939286
Shit firmware at launch but I heard it’s ok now. The screen also isn’t that good.
>Tfw the sf2000 is the only snes controller chinaheld with big face buttons/actually comfortable
Imagine game console’s limitless supply of rockchip’s in that formfactor

[Anonymous No.10939308]

>>10939156
RP2S is flawless, reviewers don't like it because at best they're non-playing retards with dozens of handhelds just seeking for half second thrills holding something different (see Miyoo Mini, Nano and other equally unplayable formats, RGB30 being overrated), at worst they weren't paid for positive reviews. Don't look back if you're happy though.

[Anonymous No.10939315]

>>10939308
>RP2S is flawless
No heatsink.

[Anonymous No.10939319]

>>10939315
Irrelevant outside of trying to squeeze PS2 and GC, which while possible is a fool's errand in this chip anyway.

[Anonymous No.10939323]

>>10939319
>it doesn't matter as long as you don't play consoles that part of the advertising
ok shill

[Anonymous No.10939327]

>>10939323
Except it's not advertised with PS2 and GC, unlike RK3566s that plaster DC, N64 and PSP everywhere. OP's pasta is retarded.

[Anonymous No.10939334]

>>10939302
>only snes controller chinaheld with big face buttons/actually comfortable
This is the worst
The RG353P could have been the perfect snes handheld if they didnt make the buttons ant sized.

[Anonymous No.10939349]

>>10939291
You live in one of the EU member nations, most likely.

[Anonymous No.10939350]

>>10939291

As much as I'd love to buy this, I'm afraid this shit will just explode in the next three months.

[Anonymous No.10939352]

Woah, what's going on in this thread? /vr/ is NEVER this fast a board.

[Anonymous No.10939358]

>>10939183
well it's like 3-4x the price and still has the same snapping sticks

[Anonymous No.10939359]

>>10939327
>Except it's not advertised with PS2 and GC
shill-sama pls

[Anonymous No.10939361]

>>10939352
RG35XXSP launch might be a factor.

>>10939334
I want an RG353P successor with the H700 or better in it. I didn't have much of a problem with the button size but larger would be nice.
Larger buttons would probably need a bigger form factor overall though because of how they placed the analogue sticks. Ergonomically it's still one of my favourite handhelds, but the issues stemming from the RK3566 have put me off it recently.

[Anonymous No.10939364]

>>10939361
>because of how they placed the analogue sticks.
They should just remove those

[Anonymous No.10939370]

>>10939359
What? It isn't.

>>10939364
Never thought Zhou would be on the forefront of no sticks with the Arc and the SP, there's a non-zero chance of that happening. And good thing too given the fucking state of their sticks.

[Anonymous No.10939384]

>>10936838
would a thermal pad help here?

[Anonymous No.10939403]

>>10936838

I'll wait a few months for the fixed version or Miyoo to release a proper version.

[Anonymous No.10939428]

>>10936850
You're right, it's so nice of them to include a block heater in this model

[Anonymous No.10939429]

>>10939349
I didn't had to pay any additional taxes when I bought my RGB20SX directly from powkiddy

[Anonymous No.10939435]

https://youtu.be/6QsbUJ5bI50

Zu apparently has manly enough hands not to cry about the buttons.

[Anonymous No.10939438]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_32D32Roi70

[Anonymous No.10939445]

>'buttons kinda as loud as Xbox Series X d-pad, pretty much every button is like that'
>'best d-pad anbernic has made, I'm very biased towards dome based d-pads', 'sensationally accurate, the precision you can get is fantastic', 'no question whatsoever about what direction I'm pushing in', '[for fighters] outrageously good', 'loud and clicky yes, however it's fantastic', 'doesn't feel anything like an SP, however still really, really good', 'I think it's gonna be divisive because some people want something that's far more GBA SP like, however I think it's awesome'
>shows battery compartment but doesn't comment on it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkNup7HTlNU

[Anonymous No.10939448]

>>10937972

[Anonymous No.10939450]

>>10939448

Is this supposed to be integer scaling? Looks like shit.

[Anonymous No.10939451]

>>10939435
I like Zu, but he's also a massive anbernig fangirl (not shill, fangirl) that can't be objective about anything they shit out.

[Anonymous No.10939454]

>>10939450
Nope, seems to be just some light LCD grid.

[Anonymous No.10939478]

Im playing monkey island 1 with dosbox pure and for some reason the pointer is always snapping to the border.

[Anonymous No.10939482]

[Anonymous No.10939483]

>>10939482
Why even have a d-pad at that point.

[Anonymous No.10939507]

I think it's time to finally stop coping and sell the RG556. I'll just play Dreamcast and PS2 on my Deck.

[Anonymous No.10939524]

>>10939507
Must be nice be rich.

[Anonymous No.10939529]

>>10937148
BUT THE A1 UNICORNS ARE JUST HOMEMADE HANDHELDS THOSE ARENT COOL

[Anonymous No.10939536]

>>10937160
the other two are just phone accessories

[Anonymous No.10939541]

>>10937218
you cant go diagonal despite there being diagonal arrows on the dpad

[Anonymous No.10939548]

>>10937803

[Anonymous No.10939562]

>>10937803
How can you be sure the 28xx won't cure your dong problems though?

[Anonymous No.10939572]

>>10939548
Ugly, no buy.

[Anonymous No.10939574]

>>10939482
>too big
>active cooling dust magnet
>d-pad in the WRONG PLACE
a real winner

[Anonymous No.10939576]

>>10939548
LET'S A GOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.10939578]

>>10939576
shut the fuck up moviebob.

[Anonymous No.10939582]

>>10939548

[Anonymous No.10939592]

>>10939429
Cry about it to your government. That's their fucking money.

[Anonymous No.10939595]

>>10938594
My hands sweat a lot, so I used to have to take the back off of my 3DS at least once per session to wipe out the seams and battery compartment or it would start to smell like a sweaty watchband.
I hope you appreciate this visual.

[Anonymous No.10939601]

>>10939445
Why is no one talking about the ticking time bomb that is the battery?

[Anonymous No.10939602]

>>10939482
I guess this is meant to be a competitor to the Ayaneo Pocket S, but beyond the inevitable input lag issue it just seems like a massive mistake to make a Vita clone without having the D-pad up on top.

[Anonymous No.10939612]

>>10939601
But dood, check out that hecking GBA SP clone that can play PSP and Dreamcast!!! It doesn’t matter that it’s basically a hand grenade waiting to go off in your pocket.

[Anonymous No.10939624]

>>10937005
GBI dingus

[Anonymous No.10939625]

>>10939601
Anbernic doesn't pay people to talk about battery safety on devices that don't even have safe charging circuits

[Anonymous No.10939634]

Lies and misinformation spread by this thread:
- The trimui smart pro can't emulate N64.
- The rg35xx sp is a hand grenade.
- Russ is a furry gay who intervenes in furry orgies.
- Taki udon is dead.

[Anonymous No.10939640]

>>10939634
please try to be a little less obvious next time russ.

[Anonymous No.10939643]

I've seen two reviews of the 35XX SP and none of them talk about the hinge durability.

[Anonymous No.10939676]

>>10939643
Same. I was planning on getting one right now, but with so little testing on the hinge, I’ll give it a few months for damage reports to start flying in, then buy it on sale for $60

[Anonymous No.10939679]

>>10939445
the button stiffness sounds like a major dealbreaker to me. the original SP was slimmer and buttons required much less force.

[Anonymous No.10939680]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuWCHHAoEZY

[Anonymous No.10939701]

>>10939676
you should ALWAYS wait for redditors to beta test for you
while you wait to see if it's worth your money, CFW might come out or a revision

[Anonymous No.10939707]

>>10939634
>LOL Russ is a furry and the Trimui Smart Pro can't Emulate N64
The only lies in this here thread.

[Anonymous No.10939709]

>>10939701
This. The revision will fix the hinge problem (yes it's going to fail) and they will release better colors like jungle green.

[Anonymous No.10939715]

>>10939701
I might just keep it on the stock OS, depending on whether or not CFW can get it to sleep upon closing. Then again, we don’t even know if the stock sleep mode is actual sleep or just “screen/buttons off” sleep, since no one, not even Phawx, did a battery test for the sleep mode.

[Anonymous No.10939760]

>>10939680
Decent vid. Kept putting his thumb over the speaker though.

[Anonymous No.10939807]

>>10939541
you can though???

[Anonymous No.10939820]

>>10939807

[Anonymous No.10939825]

>>10939643
LOL moron, do you want someone to set up a lego k'nex apparatus to flip the hinge once every second so you have detailed results the same day it released?

[Anonymous No.10939841]

>>10939825
Listen Chang. A hinge test isn't hard to pull off and they keep talking on performance instead, only to conclude that is the same as the 35XX+/35XX-H.

[Anonymous No.10939860]

>>10939825
>do you want someone to set up a lego k'nex apparatus to flip the hinge once every second so you have detailed results the same day it released?
if it wouldn't be too much trouble...

[Anonymous No.10939861]

>>10939308
>rp2s is flawless
-super cheap loud face buttons
-the loudest most annoying r1/l1 buttons ever
-paper thin triggers that leave huge gaps for pocket lint and dust
-backlight bleed
-screen isn't fully glued on most models and you can push it into the console easily

yeah other than that it's flawless

[Anonymous No.10939863]

>35xxSP not sold out yet
Miyoo's strike is imminent.
Powchaddy shortly afterward.

[Anonymous No.10939864]

This purchase of 5 (Five) chinksps has been brought to you by dumping on GME baggies

[Anonymous No.10939871]

It's alive
>https://youtu.be/BdIFrgLbe0Y?si=wBbh4YGcds5vPnYd

[Anonymous No.10939874]

>>10939871
>shut up and take my money
shills being conservative today I see

[Anonymous No.10939875]

RG ARC has Rocknix(JELOS) support now I guess.
https://github.com/ROCKNIX/distribution/releases/tag/20240517

[Anonymous No.10939886]

>>10939871
>15:14

[Anonymous No.10939956]

>>10939482
Wow, AYN is actually retarded

[Anonymous No.10939959]

What's wrong with mapping d-pad to analog stick? Autism?

[Anonymous No.10939962]

>>10939482
I don’t get what the big deal is? The point of getting something this expensive is to play Gamecube, PS2, and Switch, all of which are analog-centric systems. Being analog-centric is more than sensible.

[Anonymous No.10939968]

Flip?

[Anonymous No.10939969]

>>10939959

[Anonymous No.10939973]

>>10939968
Flop.

[Anonymous No.10939982]

>>10939969
I bought the Castlevania Advance collection for my Switch and I only play using the left stick

[Anonymous No.10939987]

>>10939968
It will play GameCube, ps2 and Dreamcast flawlessly. The battery will not hover over the CPU either. Mark my words.

[Anonymous No.10939992]

>>10939962
Reddit take

[Anonymous No.10940013]

>>10939871
waiting for a reviewer to inevitably post "rg35xx SP burned my house down" in a year or two.

[Anonymous No.10940034]

>>10939875
>battery can reach up to 50C/122F
>no support for usb-c to usb-c cables
jesus christ

[Anonymous No.10940039]

>>10939825
I want retro dodo to snap it like he did the Flip

[Anonymous No.10940042]

>>10940039
I imagine no other reviewer would have mentioned the crappy hinge if he had never done that. Truly our hero.

[Anonymous No.10940070]

>>10940039
>>10940042
>redditsois want us to hate this king

[Anonymous No.10940087]

>>10939871
How long til dodo snaps his in half?

[Anonymous No.10940097]

>>10940087
soon.

[Anonymous No.10940098]

>>10939962
exactly, so they should put the analog stick in the correct place, on the bottom, where it belongs. like the ps2. or the vita which they copied the design from.

[Anonymous No.10940112]

>>10940097
>not just an image of it snapped in half
He's gone soft.

[Anonymous No.10940118]

Looking for videos 1 year from now about the Anbernic SP causing house fires and RSI from the buttons

[Anonymous No.10940124]

>>10940112
How do you know it will snap exactly like the Retroid/Ayn Flip? Also, Anbernic is not Retroid, FYI. Retroid and AYN are the two companies in one not Retroid and Anbernic. Time will tell.

[Anonymous No.10940132]

>>10939871
Oh no no no

[Anonymous No.10940138]

>>10940132
holy fucking SHIT spbros, it has never been more over than it is right now...

[Anonymous No.10940145]

>>10940124
Because he will physically snap it in half you newfag.

[Anonymous No.10940146]

>>10939096
>There's a GB game I can barely remember and been hunting for years
Finding old console games isn't exactly hard. It's usually somewhere between a few hundred to a few thousand games with well documented lists, and you can usually reduce that based on what you remember. Old PC games however? Good luck. Took me over a decade to find one once.

[Anonymous No.10940148]

>Literally every reviewer is saying the RG35XX is a must buy and that it is the perfect GBA SP clamshell
>/hhg/ constantly doomposting claiming the battery will explode or something

Why are you guys so contrarian?

[Anonymous No.10940154]

>>10940148
>CPU at 70c/158f touching the battery is doomposting

[Anonymous No.10940157]

>>10940148
You know you can make you're own Russ subreddit or something, right?

[Anonymous No.10940161]

>>10940148
>every reviewer is saying the _____ is a must buy and that it is the perfect handheld device inspired by ______
chang, every reviewer says the same about those devices

[Anonymous No.10940164]

>>10940148
Those reviews are just glorified unboxing videos.
I'd trust the biggest retard here over someone that gets the devices for free.

[Anonymous No.10940174]

>>10940112
He's saving that for the video review.

[Anonymous No.10940180]

>>10940164
Taki is good.

[Anonymous No.10940184]

>>10940132
>turns into a hand warmer running GBA, nevermind higher systems
literally just make a V90 that can run GBA. that's all you have to do wtf

[Anonymous No.10940185]

member that time t*ki threw a fit over retroid not using the rumber membranes controls in the rp3 saying the dome ones are shit, only for it to turn out everyone liked the dome ones more anyways

[Anonymous No.10940186]

why do they keep putting 640x480 panels in all these gba-inspired devices, gba scales awfully at that res

[Anonymous No.10940191]

>>10940148
I don't trust paid ads, sorry

[Anonymous No.10940192]

>>10940186
shaders

[Anonymous No.10940197]

>>10940186
stock

[Anonymous No.10940198]

>>10940185
And now it's because of him they stopped using the dome ones after the OG RP3 lmao.

[Anonymous No.10940201]

>>10940180
Damn right he is

>>10940185
HEY buddy, you’re talking to THE inventor of the Retroid Pocket 3+. Show some goddamn respect.

[Anonymous No.10940220]

>>10940201
QRD on taki and the rp3?

[Anonymous No.10940236]

>>10940201
lmao is this the one where he proudly recounts how he told the chinks they were retards and to never try designing anything again without his guidance?

[Anonymous No.10940239]

>>10940132
>glowing 1000 degree battery vs house

[Anonymous No.10940248]

>>10940239

[Anonymous No.10940257]

>>10940164
Bless ETA prime for at least not hiding what he does, with all his ‘first impressions’ vids.

[Anonymous No.10940274]

>>10939861
>-super cheap loud face buttons
The button themselves might be a little cheap sure, not the rubber. Not loud.
>-the loudest most annoying r1/l1 buttons ever
Huh? It's the quietest shoulder buttons out of my chinkhelds. What are you comparing them to?
>-paper thin triggers that leave huge gaps for pocket lint and dust
Fair enough.
>-backlight bleed
>-screen isn't fully glued on most models and you can push it into the console easily
Can't say I suffer from those.

>>10939634
Nothing <$90 can actually run N64 (and DC) and RCG is very clearly some flavor of faggot.

>>10940132
What's with the silver one having better thermals? Shouldn't transparent plastic dissipate heat better?

[Anonymous No.10940282]

>>10940274
Silver is cold because it's metal and It looks like snow so it's naturally cooler

[Anonymous No.10940354]

How is the RG505 holding up? Because the use of the Vita OLED panel kinda tickles me

[Anonymous No.10940362]

>>10940354
Pretty good with Gamma OS. The color Choices suck tho.

[Anonymous No.10940367]

>>10940201
>>10940236
>t.shithead taki simp
>>10940145
Why should he deliberately snap it in half for your dick to enlarge? The Retroid Flip was quickly obvious, yeah. Either way, MIyoo and Powkiddy are not throwing in the towel yet.

[Anonymous No.10940397]

>>10940367
Do you even know why he snapped the flip in half? Do you even know what you're talking about?

[Anonymous No.10940405]

>>10940397
>Why he snapped it in half
To test its durability. FYI, I do know about the RG 35XXSP having a quickly heating battery.

[Anonymous No.10940434]

>>10940405
So why shouldn't he test the SPs durability?

[Anonymous No.10940437]

>>10940112
it's unbreakable

[Anonymous No.10940442]

>>10940148
Why would anyone trust reviewers?

[Anonymous No.10940471]

>>10940442
>Reviewers all shill the RG35XX H
>Like one guy points out the stick snapping, spends 15 seconds on it

[Anonymous No.10940487]

>>10940471
At least in the case of the H, the chip is shit for anything that requires analog aside from a handful of PS1 games like Ape Escape. With the RG556, you had """reviewers""" downplaying the issue or straight up saying it's not an issue at all.

[Anonymous No.10940519]

>>10940487
>it's ok that the sticks are shit because it can't play games that require sticks which makes them pointless to begin with

[Anonymous No.10940524]

>>10940519
No one is denying that they are pointless.

[Anonymous No.10940539]

>>10940519
He’s not wrong in that regard. Chinks put sticks on shit that can’t run anything that needs them for no reason. Anbernic with some of the pap handhelds. Miyoo with the useless nub on the pocket go 2. Almost anything rockchip. Those x handhelds with the actions chips. (Pretty sure those are pumped out by actual ai)

[Anonymous No.10940562]

>>10940539
He is wrong, there's Portmaster even if stock firmware provides shit/no support.

[Anonymous No.10940669]

>>10940487
The sticks are not an issue on the 556. Stop meming.

[Anonymous No.10940718]

>>10940539
hey, sometimes the d-pads are so bad it's better to just use the analog, so they aren't useless

[Anonymous No.10940723]

>>10940669
Fix the sticks, Zhou.

[Anonymous No.10940725]

https://youtu.be/iXHDbC_MiUk?si=-3dcO_H6wa6WfWsx

[Anonymous No.10940726]

>>10940725
>49:20 min video
jesus lads

[Anonymous No.10940763]

>>10939219
Seethe.

[Anonymous No.10940768]

>>10940763
Rent free

[Anonymous No.10940770]

>>10940725
Give me one good reason to watch this literal who over any of the other handheld reviewers.

[Anonymous No.10940784]

>>10940770
he's the only one that consistently does good battery tests not gonna watch tho because
i don't care about the sp

[Anonymous No.10940786]

>>10940768
You don't even know what that means.

[Anonymous No.10940789]

>>10940786
Yikes

[Anonymous No.10940791]

>>10936831
Are there any good quality aftermarket shells for PSP3K systems? All I can find are aliexpress reproductions of limited editions and those transparent colored shells on ebay and amazon.

[Anonymous No.10940804]

>>10940803
>>10940803
>>10940803

[Anonymous No.10940813]

>>10940239
toasty

[Anonymous No.10940820]

>>10940789
no cap?

[Anonymous No.10940831]

>>10940820
cringe

[Anonymous No.10940835]

>>10936831
>not willing to spend $200 on an rp4
>very tempted to get the rg35xxsp for $70

If I think about it logically I don't need it, I can easily emulate those games on other handhelds. I just want it because it can flip close but I already have a 3ds that can do that. How long until funnyplaying makes their own?

[Anonymous No.10940845]

>>10939864
holy based
>it flips
>you're flipping it

[Anonymous No.10941020]

>Not even on page ten and children are excitedly trying to be the one to make the new thread
Actually sad, the general could be killed by mods for this stupid fucking shit.

[Anonymous No.10941035]

So... is the battery in the RG28XX safer than the literal 1000 degree celsius battery of the RG35XX SP? I assume the smaller screen alone would make it less power-hungry/literally dangerous.

[Anonymous No.10941060]

>>10941035
Actually... NO!

[Anonymous No.10941068]

>>10941060
very toasty

[Anonymous No.10941132]

>>10941060
At least the screen didn't pop out, like with the Miyoo Mini Plus and Rg35XX!

[Anonymous No.10941827]

>>10940070
lewd