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What /vr/ games are we playing on our handheld(s) today lads? What are we playing on? Thinking of consooming more handheld crap you don't need?

Previous thread >>10155773

>> No.10167053

>>10162730
might sound like a cope, but I don't feel like going back to DS at all, though I've played the fuck out of it in high school. I 100%ed the biggest games (Castlevania DoS, SM64DS, NSMB, etc.), and played just about everything I wanted on it back in the day. I only regret not beating DQM Joker on it, it got translated a bit too late.
I did go back to 2 games: Picross 3D (it's fucking great btw) and Contact (I do dream of 100%ing it, but it's very grindy by any standard). the rest though? I'm having a hard time thinking what DS games I'd even want to play now. only exception would be JRPGs and strategies, I wasn't a huge fan of the genres back then but now I do like them more. though it's not like DS has that many JRPGs and strategies anyway.

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>>10162723
i need less

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https://yewtu.be/watch?v=lsh6WmDeypk

I may have been wrong about the L1/R1 being hinged now.

>> No.10167131

>>10167041
Convince me not to preorder this as soon as it's up.

>> No.10167140

>>10167131
because there’s no guarantee which spec tiers they’ll retain or get rid of, or whether they can stick to the timeline they’re giving themselves

if you’re in no rush to get it and want the top spec trim anyway, though, this is basically an endgame device

>> No.10167149

>>10167053
Age of empires 2 DS…..true kino……

>> No.10167152

>>10167140
Endgame for what, shmups?

>> No.10167157

>>10167140
we're not in the thread with the odin 2 op anymore anon, kek

>> No.10167165

>>10167157
oh woops kek

>> No.10167168

>>10167090
Everything good then, just waiting for the metal version.

>> No.10167194

i want to see wether rpcs3 runs well enough on the steam deck

>> No.10167213

How come every thread isn't just a PSP as the OP with 500 replies of "this is all I need"?

>> No.10167219
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>>10167213
perhaps some people "need" more than mediocre SNES, GBA and so-so PSX emulation

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>>10167041
>What are we playing on?
I beat GoW Chain of olympus the other day and now i'm chilling playing some DOA Dimensions
>Thinking of consooming more handheld crap you don't need?
Yes, I'm still waiting for the miyoo mini flip

>> No.10167249

>>10167219
>so-so PSX emulation
literally less input lag than even duckstation on linux

>> No.10167264

>>10167219
It runs PSX and PSP flawlessly unlike most chinkhelds, linux or android.

>> No.10167274

>>10167264
i noticed whole input lag business when i tried playing thps2 on pops and then duckstation on my linux that runs in software mode without de on just a wm and single alias for duckstation, and i could quite literally feel the difference between those
now imagine a fucking android, where just between the bloated os you have no control over and emulator there is gonna be input lag, then add your shitty bluetooth controller and good luck landing any tricks

>> No.10167294

>>10167213
How can the cunzoomer get their dopamine rush, if there isn’t fifty shitty chinkhelds coming out every day? They need dual analog sticks on a machine that can’t play games that use dual analog sticks. These are the people we are dealing with.

>> No.10167298

>>10167090
Thank god, it was probably just a specific issue with that one guy's unit.

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>>10167294
meanwhile psp didnt even need l2/r2 buttons to play ps1 games
but you need that dual analog for ape escape you guys!
on a serious note, playing treasures of the deep with dual analogs is the only way now. plus i'd lie if i said i didnt enjoy playing jrpgs on phone's touch controls, if set up right, those can be played with one hand

>> No.10167316

>>10167294
For me, it's making both analog sticks into dpads. Comfy kino.

>> No.10167349

>>10167302
>enjoy playing jrpgs on phone's touch controls
Wish this thread was back on reddit so I could ban your ass

>> No.10167350

>>10167249
>>10167264
>It runs PSX flawlessly
is this true? I don't play PSX that much so I don't know. anyway, I'd rather have everything else like N64, SNES, Genesis, GBA, DS and so on.

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>>10167041
How is the price so cheap, the cheapest snapdragon 8 gen 2 phone from china is 500 dollars Nubia (Z50) and that has 8 gigs of ram and 256gb storage.

>> No.10167358

>>10167353
The base will probably be cut before relase.

>> No.10167361

>>10167353
I have no interest in the Odin 2 but I can't deny the clear blue one is pretty sexy.

>> No.10167362

>>10167041
Anbernig sale coming up, is a 505 really *that* bad? Mini plus meme has crippled my fingers

>> No.10167363

>>10167350
>N64, DS
Unnecessary.

>> No.10167368

>>10167362
505 is alright. 405 is the screen dropper.

>> No.10167369

>>10167362
Nah it's very good. I preferred the RP3+ and Powkiddy X28, but on its own the 505 was great. I would check if it's being sold on Temu first though with that 50% off coupon, it'll still be $130 in the anbernig sale after shipping.

>> No.10167373

>>10167369
>Powkiddy X28
Nta but redpill me on the X28 experience. Been eyeing it lately.

>> No.10167378

>>10167363
let me guess, you're one of those types who think PSX was the best console ever and nothing comes close?

>> No.10167379

>>10167378
It certainly shits all over anything fagtendo ever made.

>> No.10167380

>>10167353
Maybe they struck a deal with snapdragon? One of jxd's handhelds used a nvidia chip from a deal.

>> No.10167385

>>10167368
>>10167369
Thanks, is pk x55 any good? The ergos look great, but the qc horror stories seem pretty bad

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>>10167379
>Leaves out snekeks
You LOVE kektendo. R*troid and gpd shit on the psp btw.
>>10167380
I think that handheld your talking about made nvidia look worse. So most chinkhelds had to deal with chips from mp3 players.

>> No.10167391

>>10167379
oh, ok, never mind. PSP was made for you then, you don't need more for sure

>> No.10167394

>>10167378
Not the best but certainly up there. 4th and 5th gens were the culmination of basically all elements of a game, 6th gen would give us some similar stuff with refined controls and more advanced visuals but less content, and later gens are all about stretching out minimal content and adding as much microtransactions as inhumanly possible.

>> No.10167395

>>10167090
Damn, 4chan should implement embedding for Yewtu.be, Odysee, Bitchute, Peertube, and maybe vidlii.

>> No.10167397

>>10167395
It would be nice yeah.

>> No.10167402

>>10167385
>the qc horror stories seem pretty bad
QRD?

>> No.10167436

>>10167402
Just read anecdotal complaints on here, mostly about overheating and screen issues. Dunno how widespread, but the pk r*ddit is nearly all qc complaints and rma nightmares

>> No.10167442
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>>10167373
Supremely comfortable to actually play on, killer shoulder buttons, nice big screen without being too big + excellent clarity and balance (just wish it was a touch more saturated), best speakers on any arm handheld and it's not even close well, the KTR1's were at least close, but that's the only one, feels lighter than handhelds that objectively weigh less thanks to ace weight distribution, d-pad in correct location, great chip even if Retroid and 405 Gamma get a little more juice out of it.

Downsides are d-pad lotto (some get false diagonals some don't) and the sticks are still completely fucked due to retardedly aggressive cardinal snapping. If you feel like taking the chance, I'd suggest going through their Aliexpress store so that you can send it back if you think you got a shit d-pad.

>>10167385
I've never had one but they look great, especially for the price. I just can't get over the d-pad location.

>> No.10167447

>>10167390
how the fuck your hand got dandruff? and those nails?
clean yourself

>> No.10167457

Did anyone get shipping notification for transparent green 2S yet? 4PX shipping.

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>>10167041
ODIN 2 retail prices and specs

>> No.10167460

>>10167442
Cool, thanks for the rundown and for the gif.

>> No.10167463

>>10167353
Gen 3 is coming out in October and the chips are also not coming with 5G which also lowers cost per unit. I'm just speculating I agree price seems unrealistic.

>> No.10167470

>>10167350
Yes, it's true. Because it doesn't emulate the CPU, binary code is run natively. PSP's and PSX's CPUs share architecture. It just emulates the GPU, which it is more than powerful enough to do. The compatibility is almost perfect and the input lag is very low. It's the same thing as running GBA games through GBARunner2 on 3DS.

>> No.10167473

>>10167470
It's a handheld though

>> No.10167496

>>10167473
And? Better argument is that it's missing L2, R3 and right analog stick, which is why something like RG353PS is still better at PSX emulation for me personally. But if you want low input lag, PSP is basically your only option. I guess there are handhelds that use actual PS2 hardware (which includes the necessary PSX CPU), but the availability is low and the quality is poor.

>> No.10167503

>>10167496
*R2, not R3

>> No.10167509

>>10167470
No it isn’t true. People keep repeating this lie when there’s many games that don’t work properly on the PSP and have the exact same bugs on the PS2 and PS3 because it’s an emulator. Sharing architecture helps with emulation but is not the same thing.

>> No.10167510

>>10167457
as far as I'm aware only non-transparent black and 16-bit/retro have shipped so far.

>> No.10167513

>>10167509
It is true. It runs the CPU natively but emulates the rest, so any bugs you're speaking of are in the emulated part.

>> No.10167514

>>10167496
>I guess there are handhelds that use actual PS2 hardware (which includes the necessary PSX CPU)
I was thinking about this recently, after that ETA Prime video. Obviously, these handhelds must be using PS2 slim boards specifically. But, only early slims had PS1 hardware inside. Starting with SCPH 75XXX, the PS1 chip was replaced with another that turned PS1 compatibility from 50% emulation 50% native to 100% emulation, which was worse.

Which boards specifically are these handhelds using? A mixture?

>> No.10167515

>>10167470
it's not quite native but close, afaik. however, I read that for non-official games you may run into some weirdnesses when emulating some games. is that true?

>> No.10167551

>>10167302
Well, ok that's a fair point. Though you really think most of these people play treasures of the deep? Possibly ape escape, but you are an outlier. The last 10 or so interactions I've had with people trying to defend these dual analog sticks, never bring up a game that uses them, because they dont even know of one. I'm convinced they only care about the next iterations ability to play PS1 games with 2 more fps. I think this, because I was like that once. With gp32, gp2x, wiz, dingo, caanoo, Pyra, then I stopped at Gpd win. These chink handhelds are barely more powerful than a caanoo or psp that came out over a decade ago, it's sad to see the addiction, but with even more braindead consumers than i was. They buy multiple shitty versions when they could invest in a ps Vita/psp and a nice n3dsxl and play wayyyy more games than these craphelds. Vita has great versions of mgs2 and 3 and ffx, scummvm works amazing on both Vita and 3ds, fallout 2 has a very very playable port 2 Vita. 3ds has mgs3, all Zeldas, all pokemon, all snes/GBA runs near flawless through injection. These chonkheld cunzoomers are literally retarded.

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>>10167551
>They buy multiple shitty versions when they could invest in a ps Vita/psp and a nice n3dsxl and play wayyyy more games than these craphelds.
sure lad
>With gp32, gp2x, wiz, dingo, caanoo, Pyra, then I stopped at Gpd win. These chink handhelds are barely more powerful than a caanoo or psp that came out over a decade ago
nothing has changed mate, trust me. ARM chips never got more powerful, phones today are barely more powerful than PSP. even snapdragon 8 gen 2. PSP and 3DS just werk, they don't make 'em like this anymore.

>> No.10167614

>>10167602
This should be edited to have Todd Howard's face on it after what happened with TES: Blades, Fallout 4 and Fuckup 76. Have him look like a deluded egotistic fool in said pic by any means necessary.

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I'm getting a BSP-D6 for my old phone, which is now an emulation station... what am I in for? Did any of you ever use this controller before? I love how it looks just like the Backbone One, with its black & white one looking just like a PS Edition, but for a fraction of the price.

>> No.10167650

>>10167514
Ackshually, all PS2s have PSX hardware inside. The PSX CPU is used as an IO controller inside the PS2. Yes, even the newest slims. But those slims don't use it for running PSX games for some reason and emulate it instead. Fat PS2s use that IO controller to run PSX software. Maybe it's just a matter of BIOS? Maybe chinks found a way to hack slim PS2s to also run PSX software using that chip? Who knows.

>> No.10167673

>>10167551
>These chink handhelds are barely more powerful than a caanoo or psp that came out over a decade ago
Come on, that's bullshit. PSP has a single-core CPU running at 300MHz. It cannot do N64 well, it cannot do Dreamcast at all, it certainly cannot even approach PS2 or Gamecube. Modern chinkhelds have multi-core CPUs running at 2-3GHz. RP2S is a $100 device with perfect Dreamcast emulation, as well as some PS2 and Gamecube. I like officialhelds too (I own a 2DS XL), but to say that chinkhelds haven't massively progressed in a decade is just plain wrong.

>> No.10167683

>>10167628
Only English review I found noted that the face buttons were nice and big and not much else. The videos I see on bilibili do make it seem comfortable though. https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1S841197mr/?spm_id_from=333.788.recommend_more_video.0

>> No.10167783

My ktr1 came in today. Fairly disappointed with it. I don't have much experience with emulating on android, but even trying to run GBA games with a basic LCD shader makes it drop frames/skip audio. And the button/dpad quality is pretty bad

I don't have much experience with these kinds of handhelds so maybe that's just the norm and I was expecting too much

>> No.10167798

>>10167783
>even trying to run GBA games with a basic LCD shader makes it drop frames/skip audio
That should not be happening at all on the KTR1's chip. Sounds like something in the Retroarch settings is fucked.

>> No.10167914

Imagine being so insecure, that you argue with someone about which hardware he should be using to play his 25 year old games.
I'm playing legend of dragoon right now on my handheld device of choice. I don't know why, but this year I played ps1 only on handheld so far. It's very calming.

>> No.10167943

>>10167496
>>10167514
those ps2 frankensteins use to suck actually because you had to load games through the usb port which was too slow for a lot of games

but I heard awhile back that there was a new way supported by opl to liad games through the memory card reader so maybe that problem is gone.

btw there are handhelds made out of GameCubes and Wii's too, I just dont think anyone in china has been able to setup shop making those to order yet

>> No.10167951

>>10167683
Bilibili: the Youtube of Mainland China.
?: The Youtube or Odysee of Taiwan

>> No.10168021

>>10167463
5G is built into the SOC itself, that's not the reason why, it's probably the same relations and deal they cut with Qualcomm to get the 845 cheap and yeah, Gen 3 coming means Qualcomm will want to get rid of any inventory excess. Smartphone growth was weak this year so it may not be surprising Qualcomm was willing to cut Ayn a sweet deal on those processors sitting in warehouses.

>> No.10168030

>>10167951
They use Youtube or Nico Nico, there's no reason when they have access to the rest of the world's internet to build a competitor of their own there, China has to rebuild for practically everything with the Great Firewall in place.

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Are we still fighting?

>> No.10168068

>>10168041
YES

>> No.10168070

Any of you guys manage to run crash 3 on rg35xx properly? I finished 1 and 2 and they were fine.
I tried OC and threaded video, but it didn't help.

>> No.10168071

>>10168041
>>10168068
based multithread assured harassment

>> No.10168085
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r*dditors and anbernig shithelds are a match made in heaven

>> No.10168092

>>10167798
The only thing I changed was setting swapimages to 2, and I'm using the vulkan backend. Everything else is stock settings

>> No.10168102

>>10167614
Obsessed

>> No.10168109

>>10167914
Imagine getting btfo so hard in a discussion you post this instead of just letting it go

>> No.10168116

>>10168070
There's a rom of all three of them on cdromance, try that and post results.

>> No.10168117

>>10168092
Try using gl. Mali GPUs have terrible drivers and retroarch can shit the bed with them. mGBA runs flawlessly on my KTR1 in retroarch using gl. Most cores I found don't even boot in Vulkan.
I ended up doing the hole reinforcer mod on my dpad (although not in the usual way). Doing that and giving it some time to break in, it's actually quite nice, although the complete lack of pivot is weird.

>> No.10168124

>>10168085
Based nano appreciator playing one game at a time using only one hand to play a single game at any given moment when the device is used all done using only one hand to operate it while it plays one game

>> No.10168125

>>10168102
OK Bethestard cultist

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>when the Deck's slowmo drug kicks in and you peel off its skin

>> No.10168138

>>10168135
what the fuck

>> No.10168140

>>10168116
Yeah, I always download it from there. I already finished crash 1 and 2 on my rg35xx and they were fine, but 3 is running at 4fps.

>> No.10168175

>>10168138
The dumbness that is trying to squeeze more performance out of a device that is billed as a PC. I get why it was done but mods like that when you aren't going to make the effort to not make nice and everything looks jank isn't worth sharing to the world.

>> No.10168224

>>10168140
I mean it's a single rom with all 3 on it, I haven't tried it yet but it exists and might be worth a shot.

>> No.10168234

>>10168070
>>10168140
Alright, used the eu version and it worked.

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Let me guess: you need more

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>>10168236
This is all you need.

>> No.10168262

>>10168140
Is the bios for ps1 in the general bios folder? If not, add it and restart retroarch

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>>10168243
This is all you need.

>> No.10168284

>>10168234
Tried a different us bios and it has the same issue. It skips the bios boot and it goes straight into the title screen while running at 4fps.
EU version is working fine if anyone also has this issue btw.

>>10168262
It is

>>10168224
The 3 in one version also works. Seems like an issue with the bios.

>> No.10168293

>>10168284
Are you using the us bios or sony's official psp2psx bios?

>> No.10168295

>>10168293
us bios
scph5501

>> No.10168313

>>10168295
The psx2psp bios should be in extra of cdromace. If that doesnt work, is the
Us version of crash 3 an offical eboot from psn and the eu version a psx2psp eboot?

>> No.10168323

>>10168313
I'm not using a psp. Does Garlic OS run eboots?
Anyway, the EU version is working and so is the version on the collection pack.

>> No.10168330

>>10168323
That bios can run on a lot of psc emulators. Its what retrofw uses to make games run better.

>> No.10168387

>>10167041
Wtf is this?

>> No.10168391

>>10167213
Owner of a hacked psp here.
Its outdated trash.
Inferior low res screen with ridiculous blue levels and ghosting
Shit dpad
Only 2 shoulder buttons
Shitty left nub
No right stick
Bad snes emulation
Inferior battery life

Rp3+ blows it out of the water in every way. I can play psp at 3X resolution with 60 fps codes.

Move on faggot

>> No.10168397

>>10168391
Based rp3 Chad mogging psptroons

>> No.10168402

>>10167249
>>10167274
You're fucking retarded.
I play ps1 at 3x resolution with widescreen enabled. It's great. You're geasping at straws or doing something wrong if you think there's some 1 nano second of input lag.

Also emulation makes a bunch of psp games that had horrible load times, much better

>> No.10168404

>>10168391
Blue levels is a meme

>> No.10168405

>>10168070
did you change the govenor from scheduntil to performance?

also are you using the psxonpsp660.bin bios?

>> No.10168407

>>10167294
>>10167302
There's a bunch of ps1 games that use dual analog

It also plays a decent chunk of ps2 and gamecube. I beat silent Hill 3 at 1.5x resolution.

Then there's psp games like mgs that are vastly improved with a right stick.

Of you just want to blabber about your out dated psp, go to some Mexican forum and make a psp thread you whiny fucking retard.

>> No.10168410

>>10168405
No, I'm just going to play the eu version

>> No.10168412

>>10167350
At native resolution.
Meanwhile everything else can play ps1 at 3x resolution and widescreen

>> No.10168417

>>10168410
u wot mate? u got a loicence to play crash at 50hz?

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>>10168397
PspGODS OWN you (Until the win 4 finally fucking comes out.

>> No.10168426

>>10168417
idc license
If it starts bothering me I'll just use the all in one version.

>> No.10168429

>>10168412
Widescreen is a meme for anything that's not goyslops2, nigcube, and genesis. R*troid can do better than widescreen. Like kino mobile games
>>10168426
I know its annoying, but its better to fix the problem now than later.

>> No.10168430

>>10168412
>ps1 at 3x resolution and widescreen
Holy allmother of soulless
I bet you also use filters and shaders

>> No.10168434

>>10168429
I already tested it. It doesn't really bother me and I already have a fix since the 3 in one version is fine.

>> No.10168436

>>10168430
W*descreen is good for 6th gen thouggh2bee4airhowever. Shaders are ludo. Filters are filtered.

>> No.10168440

>>10167650
>Ackshually, all PS2s have PSX hardware inside. The PSX CPU is used as an IO controller inside the PS2. Yes, even the newest slims.
No, they removed it. It was replaced with a new chip codenamed Deckard.

>> No.10168441

>>10168404
I never noticed it a decade ago when my hacked psp was the shit, but when i do a side by side comparison today, it's fucking insane how blue the screen is. Just one of those things like the low frame rate on n64 that you dont notice in its heyday, because you don't have anything better. Now I'm spoiled.

>> No.10168445

>>10168263
the A320 was incredible. I can't believe it existed, really.

>> No.10168449

>>10168424
>no right analog
>android
YIKES

>> No.10168451

>>10168430
>>10168429
Widescreen is actually pretty cool in a number of games. I beat silent 1, 3, Einhander, Gamera 2000, MM Legends 2, Mizzurna Falls, and some other shit, in widescreen, looked awesome. Like it was always meant to be.

>> No.10168456

>>10168436
Widescreen is also great for any side scrollers like sonic.

>> No.10168458

>>10168449
>Needing two sticks for mobile games.
>>10168451
Play resident evil 2.
>>10168456
Tell me more.

>> No.10168472

>>10168424
based and true but win 4 has been out for ages now anon.

>> No.10168479

>>10168472
>>10168472
You fucking serious? I need to update my chinkheld shills list.

>> No.10168482

>>10168479
Yep. They're even shipping it with a new chip (7840u) next month https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/gpd-win-4-smallest-amd-apu-handheld-console/x/29380201#/

>> No.10168487

>>10168482
>That dpad
>Phyaical keyboard slider
I know I shouldnt, but I REALLY want too. If the new x18s turns out to be shit, I might snab this.

>> No.10168493

>>10168456
The only Sonic games that need widescreen are the Advance trilogy.

>> No.10168496

>>10168493
Advanced 2 and 3 are kind of shit.

>> No.10168501

>>10168493
They really need to remake those in a decent res and non-shit audio. GBA screen and audio chip just wasn't cut out for Sanic.

>> No.10168612

>>10167041
Chinkshit shill threads are not retro. Fuck off to /v/eddit

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>>10167041
Long day, gonna go get my Famiclone out of the car and maybe play some Tetris or Donkey kong

>> No.10168662

>>10168612
China is so technologically behind that the whole country is retro, so it counts.

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Feels so good to finally play a game of Donkey Dong after a very long and hard week at work

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>>10167353
It competes with the Deck. It's a goddamn arms race.

>> No.10168707

>>10168703
I want to active blow deckfags brains out with a hunting rifle for shitting up these threads but even I don’t think these can directly compete with ‘eck because of the steam integration and superior drivers. For me the point of a changheld is a small device to take on work trips and play some old games, I guess perfect ps2 and GameCube emulation is nice though. Jeez these things are eventually gonna be half the price of a deck and probably emulate switch well huh, that’s just the progression of cheap chang chips over time. I suppose at that point I would be listening.

>> No.10168724

>>10168703
Why haven't they added more performance stars to the ratings? Everything is at the max now despite there being gaps in power between high end chips.

>> No.10168737

>>10167353
>>10168703
Yeah I think i'll consoom on this one...
https://youtu.be/_MHckYzpXC8

>> No.10168748

>>10168737
What’s that dpad like though. To be an “all in one end game” device I don’t want good to decent analog sticks and absolute hell tier slop for a d pad.

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>>10167390
How cum ev'ry time some anon says 'fag' you turn up? Are you Australian?

>> No.10168765

>>10168748
It's a PS vita D-pad, the same as other chinkhelds like the RP3+, RP2S and the odin pro/lite which on my opnion is good enough, don't really have a problem with it

>> No.10168773

>>10168124
based esl rambler

>> No.10168774

>>10168703
Meanwhile chinkhelds are still stuck in an arm race kek

>> No.10168781

>>10168707
Deck can literally fit in your pocket you malding powcrappy shill.

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>>10168102
Hi Todd.

>> No.10168857

>>10167378
>PSX was the best console ever
no one is able to refute this claim

>> No.10168863

>>10168402
turbo button is the only reason to ever prefer emulation

>> No.10168874

>>10168781
Nah, not unless you wear JNCOs deckshill, did gabe tip you a funny steam sticker for this false narrative post

>> No.10168880

There will never be a perfect device.
There will never be just the right form factor, with the best screen, with the best buttons.
Everything will always suck ass in some different way.

>> No.10168896

>>10168880
Yeah, but can chinks stop failing at the bare minimum at least.

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>>10168781
Yeah, if it were a clamshell maybe.

>> No.10168906

>>10168263
What game?

>> No.10168910

>>10168880
I’m thinking having one 16:9 and one 4:3 device you like is the best combo.

>> No.10168945

>>10168874
>>10168904
Someone literally posted a picture of it and then deleted it for some reason.

>> No.10168969

So the Odin 2 is finally the endgame for Android handhelds provided you're fine with it not being pocketable, huh? I guess that just leaves pocketables to catch up and x86 handhelds to get more than 2 hours of battery life.

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>>10168752
Xhe must deplore all the heckin' homophobia.

>> No.10168975

>>10168781
>>10168874
having electronics in your pocket is bad. not only will it give you radiation poisoning with radio waves which lead to cancer, but also erectile dysfunction
psp is one of few consoles that were designed back in times when spying on people werent common, so its wifi only turns on if you explicit select network to connect to, and other times it has none of the mobile network or call functionality so it's relatively safe and it fits into jeans pocket

>> No.10168984

>>10168458
I've beaten every numbered RE. The ones with pre rendered backgrounds don't support widescreen though, there's nothing there to show. CVX does though.
>>10168493
They're all more fun with widescreen. It's just nice to have.
>>10168781
>bros still rocking the jncos
Respect.
>>10168975
Shut up idiot

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>>10168975
Not my problem, little Marco.

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>>10167041
DATA FROG! HIRE ME!
yes, the bottom one has both the NG microswitch stick AND the NGP micro-microswitch stick. You're welcome

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All you need is a steamdeck

>> No.10169039 [DELETED] 

>>10169020
I do now that mine got stolen

>> No.10169050

>>10169006
now do one with the xbox duke controller but use a teeny tiny screen so all that prime real estate goes to waste

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>>10169020
>>10168874
>>10168781
>pic related

>> No.10169067

>>10168662
>actual 5g rolled out years before US's fake 5g
>worlds fastest trains
>way ahead on AI

>> No.10169069

how do i remove kodi from arkos

>> No.10169079

>>10169050
That's just the Dreamcast. Fit a RG Nano inside/Rasperberry Pi in a VMU, then attach and wire it up so then the controller buttons works on it

>> No.10169101

>>10168391
Based
I came to the same conclusions with the psvita despite what faggots are claiming itt, the rp3+ is obviously the better machine.

>> No.10169163

>>10168662
you should go outside some time anon, or at least use the internet better

>> No.10169172

>>10168910
I'm kind of want both miyoo mini plus and 405M but seems redundant since they're both 4:3, there's the 505 but the build quality is shit and the colors are atrocious
if they made a GammaOS-capable 505M I might get that..

>> No.10169182

>>10168737
the newer shell colors are nice but as a transparent black chad I’m disappointed in their dropping of that option for an otherwise potential endgame device

>> No.10169196

When they re-releasing the normal miyoo mini I want translucent blue shit

>> No.10169228

>>10168391
I recently got a psp 3000 and even though I didn't pay a lot I still regret it. I already had a vita, but the rp3+ plays psp games even better. In terms of psp gaming rp3+>psvita>psp
It's cool to have but I don't really think I'll be picking up the psp much.

>> No.10169247

>>10168391
they hated him for telling the truth

>> No.10169262

Is the vita ok for snes emulation? I already have a Deck so I only want it for the dpad. I don't want a chinkheld

>> No.10169384

>>10169262
The rp3+ has a vita styled dpad (Though, the gpd xp and 4 are closer) but I ran super metroid recently and that was fine, but I'm not sure how romhacks play.

>> No.10169562

how does the build quality of the vita slim compare to the other handhelds by these chinese companies.

>> No.10169652

>>10169562
Build quality is better, but some chinkhelds are pretty good quality especially compared to others. I have a deck, vita slim, psp, retroid pocket 2+ and 3+, and a miyoo mini+. In terms of build quality, Deck>ps vita>rp3+>rp2+>psp>miyoo. In terms of usefulness deck>>>rp3+>rp2+=ps vita>>psp>miyoo. Portability miyoo>rp2+>psp>ps vita=rp3+>>>>deck. If I had to only choose one of those. Deck would win no contest. If I could choose two, it would be deck and rp3+ hands down.

>> No.10169659

>>10169064
Pretty based ngl

>> No.10169665

Retro Goyslop Corps review of RP2S drops TODAY bros. Predictions:

-Contra test (he has never gotten past the first level)
-My wife plays Dr Mario instance #374858573
-This is what I would call acceptable performance (.25x resolution, 20 speed hacks on, skipping 20 frames)
-and so, and so, and so, and so, and so
-Explanation of Integer Scaling yet again

>> No.10169672

>>10169069
PM'd you the fix

>> No.10169678

>>10169665
Hadoukenable but not Shoryukenable

>> No.10169679

>>10169665
>>10169678
Let's get this out onto a tray. Nice!

>> No.10169683

>>10169067
>>10169163
>CHINA NUMBAH WAN
Imagine having less military might than a small island like Taiwan
>>10169665
I expect it to end with a sequel hook shilling an upcoming RP2S and RP2+ in-depth comparison video, which I will also watch

>> No.10169698

>>10169665
-Pronounces Conker's Bad Fur Day in the weirdest way possible

>> No.10169702

>>10169665
>Let's imagine some fictional people so we can decide which handheld is best for them. John is a casual gamer who mostly just plays on the go. Sarah is a hardcore gamer who is an expert at every title.

>> No.10169719

>>10167041
I used to have a PS Vita with retro arch and a ton of games, but last year it got retired in favor of my Steam Deck which serves me better for what I need in a handheld. Idrc about having instant vidya whenever, I need a time killer for the four hours of total downtime I get at my job.

>> No.10169753

>>10169665
>>10169665
It's $100 and will emulate anything up to dreamcast without any of that dumb bullshit you wasted everyone's time typing. For $100 you can't get anything better.

>> No.10169772

https://youtu.be/b1J82YpPnmg

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>>10169772
uhh, flipsisters? our response??

>> No.10169776

>>10169775
ugh
wouldn't mind something like that at all, if it weren't for the analog sticks/buttons being in those jank ass positions.

>> No.10169778

>>10169772
>clamslop windows

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>>10169776
I prefer d-pad buttons out and sticks in like on the Win 1 or Deck. But honestly, as long it's symmetrical and d-pad is up top in some fashion, I can probably cope. It could be like the Win Max where they try to approximate Xbox layout on the same axis.

>> No.10169791

>>10169789
Yeah that looks way better. What's that thing cost?

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Unironically still playing with this thing, batteries are still going since I put them in

>> No.10169806

>>10169772
>Clamkino WANGblows
>>10169775
To be fair, the flop's hinge was wven worse than the x18. Retroid somehow got btfo by powkekdy of all people.

>> No.10169813

>>10169806
It seems like the X18 is durable as fuck if nothing else kek.

>> No.10169815

https://www.goretroid.com/pages/delivery-dashboard
They actually updated it. Reddit Game Uncle's advertisement goes live in about 10 minutes.

>>10169791
It's pretty ancient by chinkheld standards at this point so I imagine it struggles with indie games, but seems to hover around $240 for a used one on eBay.

>> No.10169818

>>10169815
What does this mean, they’re only shipping black right now? Everything else has a slash through it

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>>10169815
>Reddit Game Uncle
gets me every time

>> No.10169849

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKbgiyEr9JY
>And so, Retroid has truly grasped defeat from the jaws of victory with this one. The controls that get stuck under the shell, the 55hz screen, the crackling speakers, the crashing software, everything is mindboggingly broken. Moorechip has paid me $400 for a positive review (nearly twice my usual rate), but on my journalistic integrity, even I can not give this pass. And so, 0/10. John and Sarah would both hate it.
retroidsisters... did we lose?

>> No.10169869

>>10169849
>John AND Sarah gave it a 0 slopkeks/10

Bros……..our darkest hour…….

>> No.10169875

>>10169849
>almost a single unified PCB like on the original 2/+, but has daughterboard for controls on the right
Optional dome buttons in the future CONFIRMED.

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>>10169849
>nearly twice my usual rate
Kekd

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>>10169849
>>10169869
et tu, sarah?

>> No.10169896

>>10169849
the screen to device ratio on that looks PISS

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>>10169849
>he did it again
What the FUCK is his problem??

>> No.10169904

>>10169901
did what

>> No.10169907

>>10169904
Analog stick

>> No.10169909

Can any RP2 users confirm if the device lets you do menu music the way jelos devices do? I love having songs play while I'm going through the list of vidya and while it wouldn't be a dealbreaker, it is kind of important to me after having a device that does it.

>> No.10169914

>>10169909
My nigger, I love that shit so much too. I haven't found a way to do it yet in Android yet, unfortunately. It's a planned feature on the Daijishou roadmap, but who knows if it'll ever actually happen.

>> No.10169924

Hadoukenable
Shouryukenable

>> No.10169930

>this device is underpowered and the d-pad has lots of problems with false diagonals but I actually really enjoy that because it feels like I'm playing a genuine toy, rather than a device made for video games

>> No.10169931

>>10169849
>HDMI output doesn't work properly at all
>still tries to make that section come out looking positive and underselling the flaw
lmao

>> No.10169938

>>10169914
Dang, thanks anyway though. It's nice to know there are people here that also appreciate that feature.

>> No.10169943

>>10169914
I love Daijisho but development on it is so damn slow.

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>>10169849
>23:37

>> No.10169950

Retroid may have just won the cheap chinkheld console war...again.

>> No.10169954

>>10169775
Holy kino. If this was released as the Xperia Play 2 I would instantly switch providers to whatever Sony released it exclusively on.

>> No.10169960

>>10169950
It’s cool but that screen is just small as hell, I really wish Anbernigger would release a plastic 405M without the screen melting but I don’t see that in sight. Maybe the 353M was their last kino handheld.

>> No.10169967

>>10169849
Based knower reading between the lines

>> No.10169971

>has 348679 handheld devices
>gets new handheld device for 5 minutes
>"I really enjoy just grabbing this device and carrying it around with me all day"

>> No.10169979

>>10169971
>Doubting that Reddit Goyslop Uncle makes his wife follow him around all day carrying a rickshaw full of retro handhelds so that he can select whatever he desires at a moments whim

Fake fan

>> No.10169981

>>10169960
>I really wish Anbernigger would release a plastic 405M without the screen melting
Same. The 353 has the same size screen though, the rest of the 2S around the screen just makes it look smaller.

>> No.10169990

I wish a company would make a quality vertical handheld that looks like the rg35xx but without the utter dogshit build quality

>> No.10169996

Fucking kills me to see 3DS working on a $99 handheld

>> No.10170001

>>10169990
>I wish a company would make a 353V
Bet

>> No.10170005

>>10170001
ugly
I want something without the analog sticks that isn't 35xx or miyoo

>> No.10170010

https://youtu.be/QaZmBFTxW9M

Half of the posters here

>> No.10170026

>2030
>Retroid Pocket 5M+
>plays everything up to and including PS2/GC perfectly
>EXCEPT SATURN

>> No.10170034

>>10169849
>that brutal audio mog
Still asshurt about the scree size, but damn. The controls seem absolutely phenomenal, at least for my particular tastes. One positive cope I have for the small screen is that it'll be a good approximation for playing Game Gear games (3.2" 4:3 screen on GG vs 3.5" 4:3 here on 2S). GG and NGPC games just don't look great blown up to ~4.5" on my X28.

>> No.10170035

>streaming Halo onto the 2S
Hahaha it looks so wrong

>> No.10170039

>>10170034
Use shaders, personally I'm a fan of sabr, crt ones, or Blargg.

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>>10170034
>X28 speakers mog everything
>now 2S speakers are great too
I just keep winning with my choices

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>>10170026
I'm TRYING to play Shining Force 3 on my fucking T618 device, but for any battle that goes on longer than like 10 minutes (pretty much all of them) the chip beginning to boil and literally over half the game's frames being skipped. Utter insanity. It's painful watching helplessly as the the "frames skipped" counter slowly climbs from 1, to 4, to 7, all the way to fucking 24 out of 30 at times. Looks and sounds like a total nightmare by the time I can finally complete a battle and save.

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>>10170040
Feels fucking good, man. Couldn't help but notice he didn't allow the X28 speakers to outshine the 2S here, but that's fine. He doesn't like the device because he's gay, and more importantly the point was to show the 2S speakers are just really good compared to the other T618 handhelds

>> No.10170072

okay reddit game uncle very cool, but you couldn't spare a single minute to talk about battery life in a 41 minute review? truly epic...

>> No.10170076

>>10170049
The console is just too soulful. In trying to emulate it you are creating a false soul but even a false soul recognizes that the console it's being played on, the chinkheld, is utterly soulless, so it tries its best to destroy the console which would end its own life as well rather than suffer the indignity of being played on a soulless console that isn't even worth housing a falsely soulful copy of an actually soulful game. You have to be more understanding of where the Saturn ROM is coming from.

>> No.10170094

>chinkheld uses battery as the chip's heatsink
>battery's heatsink is...oh no lol

>> No.10170095

>>10168391
anbernic shills is a meme here where as every fucking thread there’s this one guy pushing psp/vita as a viable retro machine in 2023

it’s fucking not

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Odin 2 is indeed a little bigger than the first. If anything this camera angle would downplay the size difference.

>> No.10170102

>>10170072
I don't remember which one it was but there was a review where he said he assumes the device could play for about 6 hours. Like bitch you couldn't just play games for about 4 hours to see how long it actually plays for?

>> No.10170105

>>10170102
kek yeah that sounds about right.

>> No.10170109

>>10170095
You unironically do not need Saturn, N64, NDS, DC, GC, PS2, or 3DS.

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>>10170098
Anon, it's barely any bigger than the original Odin.

>> No.10170126

>>10170117
Yes, I said a little bigger. Tho I do think it's kind of funny they measured depth from the thinnest and thickest point on the Odin 1, but only the thinnest point on the 2.

>> No.10170139

As a linux chinkholder who's considering the RP2S, how's android in comparison? One of the things I take for granted is how the linux ones create all the necessary folders to put roms into and how it has basically everything you need to emulate right out of the box, whereas with android it looks like even though you can do more, it seems to require more manual setup for stuff like that. Also I'm wondering if 2S would be good for mobile games too, like SaGa Frontier Remastered, Aurelia, Dissidia OO, Dead Cells, and so on. Any input would be appreciated.

>> No.10170153

Anyone else think the name retroid kinda sounds like a /vr/ shitpost?
>>10170139
I'm so used to android, that manual setup doesnt even feel manual anymore. To be fair, I dont bother with retroarch and pirate the emus I want, but still. Also, all the games you listed should be fine as long as they have controller support. (Except deadcells, since that scales the screen weridly)

>> No.10170185

>>10170139
>One of the things I take for granted is how the linux ones create all the necessary folders to put roms into and how it has basically everything you need to emulate right out of the box
Don't remember other android chinkhelds but the Retroid Launcher Setup does this for you and then you can just redirect Daijisho to those folders if you want to use that instead.
>Also I'm wondering if 2S would be good for mobile games too
Seems like it'll be fine for most of them, the only thing holding it back with some Android games is the aspect ratio.

>> No.10170251

So you're telling me only black RP2S got shipped? I lost double by choosing the transparent green. My device will ship later and I will get that godawful spearmint shade of green when it finally arrives too.

>> No.10170265

>>10170251
Some gray ones shipped too (16 bit and Retro, only dif is the face buttons). You could always send an email to retroid and ask to have your color switched to transparent black master race tho.

>> No.10170279

>>10170076
I fucking kneel

>> No.10170313

>>10170265
>Some gray ones shipped too (16 bit and Retro, only dif is the face buttons).
Aren't those review units sent early? The shipping table says nothing about those.

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>>10170313
Some regular people had their grays shipped too last Friday and received them already. I don't know why the shipping table doesn't mention them though, I was wondering that too. Maybe because they haven't shipped any since and are fucking ashamed of themselves (as they should be)? I don't know.

>> No.10170364

>>10168906
What game?
7 days salvation (Symbian and gp2x devices)

>> No.10170489

Anyone with a retroid pocket 2S able to give their impression of the screen? Brightness, contrast, color accuracy, etc.

>> No.10170539

>>10170489
Now that I think about it, it's pretty fucking weird that reddit game uncle basically didn't talk about the specifics of the screen at all. Nothing about saturation, contrast, general vibrancy/clarity/quality in general. Just kinda whined that it's small (fair and agreed), sucks for PSP/Halo (retarded expectation and obvious), and did a super shallow brightness comparison against the 405m and nothing else.

This and literally zero mention of battery life seems to be the biggest omissions in his review.

>> No.10170545

>>10170489
Too small is my feedback. Dunno if they ship the same panel, but mine is similarly calibrated to my steam deck. A tad on the blueish cold end, but you can always recalibrate from android menu so it shouldn't be an issue.

It's just damn small man. Feels like half my phone..

>> No.10170548

>>10170153
>>10170185
Alright thanks. I love how most everything is already set up in linux but the 2S just looks too good for the price point to pass up on it.

>> No.10170550

>>10170489
I'm iffy on the brightness after seeing that video since I prefer dimmer screens, but it's android so there should be some workaround for it.

>> No.10170551

>>10170545
>mine is similarly calibrated to my steam deck. A tad on the blueish cold end
OOF. Deck display is pretty decent, perhaps even good after cranking the saturation a bit with Vibrant Deck, but before that it's kind of sad. The defaul color controls in Android suck ass in my experience, so I'm not holding out much hope there. Sounds like the RK2023 panel is likely still king of the babby 3.5" displays.

>> No.10170553

>>10170550
There's an app called "Darker" you can find on the jewgle gay store that's great for this purpose. I use it in bed while streaming VNs.

>> No.10170561

>>10170539
>retarded expectation and obvious
To us, similar enthusiasts, and regular watchers, but he needs to cover all bases for any first timers. One thing he could have mentioned is that RetroArch can scale the PSP game to fit the screen (something I just learned when I noticed Adol looked a bit tall in Ys Oath), even if it is just a bandaid and not a perfect solution. Also see a PS5/XSX tier game on the 3.5 is just good comedy.

>> No.10170564

>>10170553
Sounds dope. My phone goes pretty dark with the Extra Dim and I always have Night Light for the yellowing overlay, but it's cool to know there's an option out there for devices that need it.

>> No.10170614

>>10170545
>mine
anon how come you didn't alert your /hhg/ friends when you received yours

>> No.10170692

>>10169672
where? all I'm seeing are dick pics

>> No.10170759

>2S's screen is too small
is it not the same size as the 2+? if it's actually smaller that's pretty rough

>> No.10170761

>>10170759
No, it's the same size. People are just obsessed with the 405m's 4 inch screen now.

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>>10170761
Just the 0.34" increase in 4:3 space on the 3/3+ makes a surprisingly big difference imo. Of course then you have to cope with big black bars on the side. Even a jump to 3.75" or something would've helped my asspain a decent amount and fit the current shell unmodified, just eat into the bezels a bit.

>> No.10170831

>>10167436
pk reddit?

>> No.10170861

>>10168021
5G may be built in, but you still have to license it. Not having to pay that probably brings the price down a lot.

>> No.10170871

>>10170831
the powchaddy subreddit
>>10170761
the sneedyoo mini plus and anbernig rg35assass have 3.5” screens and those are basically the baseline now, having a much more powerful device yet same screen real estate just feels shitty now
I understand some likely appreciate it to maintain the pocketability or whatever but it really is a bit too small for the home consoles we’re achieving playability with now

>> No.10170880

>>10170871
>I understand some likely appreciate it to maintain the pocketability or whatever but it really is a bit too small for the home consoles we’re achieving playability with now
at least it'll probably help conserve battery life OH WAIT r*ss didn't FUCKING cover that

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Anyone seen one of these? The dpad placement and general size seems kinda based.

>> No.10170893

>>10170886
Yup I got one for those two reasons. It was cool but the weight distribution in tandem with the ergos killed it for me. I swear it felt heavier than a Deck in practice despite being something like 170g lighter.

>> No.10170901

These threads usaly get out of hand. I used to emulate most of my stuff on vita and 3dsxl. I am looking for a handheld which can emulate ps2. What are my best options? The deck? Odin? Ayaneo 2S? I only care about build quality, I don't care about the price. Thanks anon.

>> No.10170904

>>10170692
That'swhatyouget KODI GANG RISE THE FUCK UP

USELESS MEDIA PLAYER FOREVERRRRRRRBILIBILIBILIBILIBILIBILIBILI

>> No.10170910

>>10170831
From Earthbound, gives the Cancer status.

>> No.10170914

>>10170880
Just don't use XTREEEEM mode and it should last a good 3 hours emulating Atari games on the lowest brightness

>> No.10170915

>>10168263
Nah, I'd rather get either a Miyoo Mini +, Caanoo, RP3+,
RG-505, Minisforum, RG 552, RK2023 Wifi, or X28.

>> No.10170927

>>10170901
The Deck is the premium handheld device, it can play anything from the dawn of gaming all the way up to modern classics like Halo Infinite. On top of all this, it has the best price point and can even fit in your pocket. Get your Steam Deck today!

>> No.10170936

>>10170927
I live 5 months during the year on boot, so I don't care about portability. I only read negative stuff on these threads about the deck regarding the portability. A side from that, is the built quality good?

>> No.10170962

>>10170936
You tell me >>10168135

>> No.10170970

>>10170962
Is this a know issue? Or just n=1 shitpost

>> No.10170990

>>10169849
another masterpiece from st. taki.

>> No.10170992

>>10170970
kek he's just messing with you m8. >>10168175

>> No.10171020

>>10170880
cmon anonfriend we all know retro goym corps is the father of r*ddit where the thrill is in consooming
not actually playing the devices

>> No.10171021

>>10170886
Kind of fucked that it's still the only PC handheld with d-pad on top aside from the Steam Deck which just has everything on the same row anyway

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>>10170910

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>>10171020
>the thrill is in consooming not actually playing the devices
he is literally

LITERALLY

paying $200 for the "display it on your shelf :^)" case and a worthless stand for a handheld he probably hasn't touched in a year, crying about it, and still going ahead with the order. absolute redditGOD im kneeling involuntarily

>> No.10171057

>>10168085
With those discounts, the RG35XX goes down to 40 bucks. Doesn't seem like a terrible deal.

>> No.10171060

>>10171057
you pay shitping costs with anbernig direct, keep that in mind

that price range has been breached for months via temu scam, free shipping there too

>> No.10171071

>>10171060
Temu has a UI created by a Tiktok-addicted schizophrenic zoomer. I can't stand all the shit it throws at you while just in the process of making an account.

>> No.10171084

>>10171071
it should never be used as a legitimate marketplace, it’s a one-and-done burn to take advantage of their first-coomer deals, but it can be repeated depending on how much you care to

i do like the idea of zoomettes sitting there playing the minigames thinking they’re the luckiest person on earth and extraconsooming though

>> No.10171095

>>10171021
how about The Ayn Odin, Ayn Loki, Powkiddy X28, Aya Neo, Aya Neo PRO, or the Asus ROG Ally (BTW you can replace Win 11 standard with Tiny 11, Windows 10 Pro, or Windows 10 Superlite, possibly as well)?

>> No.10171117
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So, uhm, is the Retroid Pocket 2S good?

According to Retro Troon Corps, PS2 and GC emulation is identical to the RP3+

>> No.10171125

>>10171117
aside from the smol screen it seems pretty good yeah.

>> No.10171153

>>10167302
>treasures of the deep
its a core memory for me
sleepover at a male friends house (i am 10)
he has a playstation 1 and treasures of the deep
we play for for hours taking turns
hes fainted on the bottom bunk at 1:40am
i get tired after "just one more mission" several times
go to turn off the tv
channel changes to fat tiddies
blush, get scared, quickly turn it off
fall asleep thinking of great fat tiddies

>> No.10171154

>>10171049
Holy kek. Thoughever this is the only way I would respect an Analogfag, when they are willing to go so far overboard that they pay double the price of an already overpriced piece of trash for the full experience.

>> No.10171157

>>10171125
>smol
It's the standard size of most chinkhelds. I think people are just finding shit to complain about since Anbernig is literally the only one with a 4inch screen right now. If it was common, it'd be a different story.

>> No.10171165

>>10171117
Not too identical, more like 85% as good as 3+.

>> No.10171172

>>10171157
I like everything else about it, it's just going to be tough going back when I've gotten used to larger 4:3 screen-space on widescreen handhelds.

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Let me guess, you need more?

>> No.10171267

>>10170049
What's the device? I don't know chip names. Is it weaker than the rp3+?

>> No.10171273

>>10170095
I really want to know what country the outdated sonypony shill lives in. It's just so ridiculous to keep blabbering about these out dated machines that had several flaws even in their heyday. I have 2 hacked psps in a drawer that I haven't touched in 10 years.

>> No.10171280

>>10170139
Android is disorganized and annoying. Requires 50 apps

But yeah, you do get more options. You have to ask yourself if you want to do all that fucking around for the extra games

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>>10168910
Four letters.. G.P.D.S
$412 Someone said..
I'd pay for perfection.

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>>10168945
what? The Steamdeck clamshell or Russ showing the Deck "fit" his pocket?

>> No.10171310

>>10170871
>sneed this chad that
You're not funny.
You've never been funny.
Ugly brown retard.
Everyone hates you.

>> No.10171318

>>10171267
RG505. It has the same chip as the RP3+ (T618), but the Retroid has slightly better performance from drivers.

>> No.10171324

>>10171310
don't insult the sneedposter, fucking idiot black.

>> No.10171345

>>10171318
how are the ergos on the RG505? heard it is too flat to be comfortable for longer use

>> No.10171347

>>10171280
I have no choice, as an emulationfag I was born to tinker endlessly in config menus. Looks like I'll be getting the 2S after all.

>> No.10171356

>>10171345
I think the thiccness makes it pretty comfy.

>> No.10171363
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Should I get a chink device or get my OLED Switch modded? I've been burned by shitty chink screens in the past and I'm tired of washed out 480p displays
Pros
>Switch library piratable
>God tier screen
>Emulates most of what I want it to
Cons
>Can't play online
>Warranty voided, if something fucks up I can't get it officially repaired
>Not terribly powerful as an emulation device

>> No.10171367

>>10171363
modded shitch is bloated heavy trash and doesn't even have a d-pad or connected controls. get a chinkheld and throw that SHITCH in the garage where it belongs.

>> No.10171403

if my kinolucent black 2s doesn't ship tomorrow (it'll be monday in chinkland so its fine) I'm going to assassinate the ceo of retroid: taki jewed-on.

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>>10168703
Ps3, xbox, 360 added...

>> No.10171418

>>10171403
>unkept promises about shipping
This is how you know Retroid and Ayn are the same company.

>> No.10171434

>>10171363
Depends on if you want switch more or ps2 and under more

>> No.10171514

>>10171310
nice projection

>> No.10171585

How much retroslop do you own anons?
I'm at two of these chinese handhelds so far.

>> No.10171624

>>10171585
Going on 4 now

>> No.10171634

>>10171585
Only 2 at the moment

>> No.10171646

Why the fuck can't Anbernic release a 505m? Vita OLED is good but fuck, the device is ugly.

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>>10171646
The Sonyfag mod makes it look a bit more aesthetic

>> No.10171653

>>10171648
oh shit, that actually looks halfway decent.

>> No.10171654

>>10171585
Just one MM+. S23 phone is keeping me from having to buy any others.

>> No.10171663

>>10171585
two
an anbernic 351 that I completed three (3) games on and enjoyed the gba experience.
and then a retro pocket 2+ that I regret because the ergonomics and buttons are irredeemable.

>> No.10171665

>>10171648
Saw that, actually looks pretty nice. Kinda tempted to grab a 505, 90% of what I play on these things are dpad games. I just want a nice screen to play 'em on.

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>>10167041
Got my steam deck a few days ago and I really like it. I was worried about the compatibility because all the videos I watched keep talking about how shit doesn't work, but this hasn't been the case for me yet across 20 games. Postal 1 and 2 have official deck support and control schemes, they're the highlight so far and I had a pretty good time playing them again.

>> No.10171692

>>10171585
just my analog pocket, rest of my handhelds are OEM

>> No.10171701

>>10171654
this but a note20ultra
once more devices like the odin2 pop up, number two will wrap it all up for me since i don’t care for any newer shit

>> No.10171718

>>10169665
>his is what I would call acceptable performance (.25x resolution, 20 speed hacks on, skipping 20 frames)
Why do all of these different channels do this?
>Now here's the latest chinese piece of shit running a game.
>It's not able to natively run it at full speed YET but let's go into the settings and activate literally everything and then switch to the PAL50 version of the game with a 40fps framelock
>Ahhhh, perfect. Now this is how you BESPOKE games on a handheld...
If it can't manage a x1 resolution full speed then it's not acceptable whatsoever, and these fuckers need to quit with the copium.

>> No.10171731

>>10169806
>Retroid somehow got btfo by powkekdy of all people.
Why do you think Retroid has been able to sell at such low price points? They're always cutting corners by design, but the branding and style is designed to really capture the hapless normies that don't know any better.

>> No.10171743

>>10171718
people who emulate are predominantly the kind of pirates who could care less about a butchered game. The dopamine of playing free shit is enough

>> No.10171754

>>10171049
>$100USD dock
>mfw official steam deck dock is not just ten dollars cheaper but also dual video out, with the steam deck being compatible with the majority of generic $40+ usb-c docks out there anyways
Whoever's running Analog is a massive fucking jew

>> No.10171758

>>10171743
>P*rate on og hardware. (36 in 1. Fuck flashcarts)
>P*rate pc games
>P*rate emulators.
Its not for pleasure, I just do.

>> No.10171769

>>10171731
To be fair, the x18 and x18s cheaped out on software buttons. It was only recently they fixed the buttons and gave the black a new matte finish.

>> No.10171796

How many games have you actually beaten on your chinkheld(s)?

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I just think it's neat.

>> No.10171807

>>10171796
Three gba castlevanias. Currently doing maxim mode in harmony. The map sucks, but max moves even faster than juste.

>> No.10171810

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQU3BsWgyn4

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Chinkershit is now mainstream. Bought this piece of shit 200-in-1 at the local Walmart for $6.99. Has the blurriest LCD I have ever seen in my life, makes your eyes cry tears of blood within 30 seconds of playing a game. 75% of the games are Hong Kong bootlegs

>> No.10171848

>>10171585
Just my RG353PS. But a RP3+ for Gamecube emulation seems tempting if I had a bunch of extra money for it.

>> No.10171878

>>10171828
Someone got me one as a gift, they must think I only like retro for retro and that I don't have standards.

>> No.10171914

>>10171878
Return their generosity with an equally shittygift

>> No.10171938

>>10167053
hotel dusk, SMT strange journey, elite beat agents, pokemon mystery dungeon comes to mind. I'm working through two of those now.

oh, and feel the magic or whatever its called in your region.

>> No.10171943

>>10167041
joysticks look painful, otherwise this looks cool. what gay china shit is this one, and when can I find out if it's trash or not?

>> No.10171951

>>10171585
I had 2 but I sold my rp2+ as soon as I saw pics of the rp2s, it fixes every problem I had with the handheld but I'm waiting for the metal version to pull the trigger. I also have a mm+ that I might sell after I get the metal rp2s.
I bought the mm+ in the first place because it seems better at comfort than my rp2+ but I wasn't looking at owning more than one handheld.

>> No.10171982

>>10169849
I got a Retroid Pocket 2+. I never got the joysticks to work and the A and B buttons are swapped for some reason. Even keybinding never got it working properly

>> No.10172006

>>10171683
The Deck's good. Kinda regret selling mine to be honest.

>> No.10172037

>>10171951
>but I wasn't looking at owning more than one handheld.
None of us ever are, next thing you know you own 3 chinkhelds, watch every RGC video, and already preordered the latest device that plays up to Dreamcast just like your other ones.

>> No.10172045

>>10171914
I forgot about it for so long that when I rediscovered it last week, the battery had exploded and the back cover wouldn't fit anymore. Into the trash it went.

>> No.10172054

>>10171718
>If it can't manage a x1 resolution full speed then it's not acceptable whatsoever, and these fuckers need to quit with the copium.
psp cant achieve that on snes and gba emulators either yet this godforsaken general sucks its dick so hard just because it's branded console

>> No.10172064

>>10172054
>Released 2004
>Plays PSP games natively

>> No.10172073

>>10172054
These chinkhelds are all over the place but the psp has literal decades of emulation legacy that proves how great it is.

>> No.10172114

>>10172073
>champions literal decades of inadequacy vs modern itjustworks chinkshit like the rp3+ running android
oof

>> No.10172183

Which plays PS1 and Saturn better: MM+ or 35xx?

>> No.10172186

>>10171938
>hotel dusk
never liked adventure / visual novel games. I passed on 999 too. beat all Phoenix Wright games though, but mostly as an exception, haven't cared about the series since as I'm not a 16yo anymore. Layton was ok I guess if it counts as adventure; one can play it or skip it, not much loss.
>SMT strange journey
I tried it, t was confusing and hard. Maybe I'd try it again, but I'm not a persona fag
>elite beat agents
I thought it was a worse version of Osu. The Western OST is cringe covers of shitty classic radio hits like YMCA, and it has a black person in it which is not fine with me
>pokemon mystery dungeon
felt like blatant cash grab low effort RPGs that belong in bargain bin. I'm not a pokemonfag either
now what I'd really try would be Etrian Odyssey. MAYBE Mario and Luigi 2, I couldn't handle bing bang wahoo back in the day but the original was great and I've heard a lot of positive stuff about the sequel. also Radiant Historia because I've seen JRPG fans cum their pants over it, looked like generic cookie cutter JRPG to me but whatever.

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>>10172073
>decades of emulation legacy
>still can't run GBA or SNES right

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>>10172183
Saturn you need something more powerful like RG353v or something, afaik PS1 should be about the same (basically perfect) between the two of them

>> No.10172260

>>10167602
Faggot, I literally said I've bought tons of handhelds. I own zodiacs, gizmondos, gp32s, gp2xs, gb-ds/3ds, gpd win, psps, psvitas. I stopped, I don't need anymore shit that can't do, what things I already have, can do. I might get a win4 or a steam deck, everything is trash for 2023. New3dsxl and Vita encompasses most things. Why do I need to buy chinkshit that's barely as capable as my vita but can't play mgs2 or 3?

>> No.10172263

I was actually shocked just how many anti-chinkheld fags were in this general, but then I remembered this is 4chan so it's mostly just Americans. burgers seem to think only Apple and Samsung can produce phones, and any Chinese phone is le evil piece of shit that will break in a month.
I was shocked that even /g/ thought that, their smartphone general seems to think even buying a fucking Xiaomi is like gambling or something. There was a guy in one thread who was afraid to buy Realme GT Neo 2 (which was about the best device for the money in 2022). And of course, there's still a ton of applefags who believe Android is slow shit and only Apple can produce phones. This is the absolute state of the American consoomer who is literally AFRAID to buy anything but a bunch of brands from muh TV ads.
Anyone with a clue knows that Xiaomi or OnePlus / Realme stuff is on par with, if not better than Samsung, but beats it for the price. The whole label of "chinkshit" is pointless when it's the same fucking ARM chip everywhere, with the screens, radios, and batteries from the same manufacturers, with the same near-stock Android. Hell, I'm not even mentioning that all of that is made in China.
This should be obvious in 2023. But not to Americans who still cling to TROO BRANDS like Samshit, Motorola (because troo American brand, owned by Lenovo) and LG (HOW??? their phone division is dead, but at least it's not chinkshit, right).
But I know, I know. Chinkshit is for 3rdworlders, 1st world people buy TROO BRANDS like PSP and 3DS from 10-20 years ago. Buying a Chinese device means you are poor, and it will absolutely break in a week and even explode. Trust me—I KNOW. If it has no BRAND on it, you shouldn't buy it. this PSA was brought to you by: blue blooded American consoomer educating others on evil chinkshit.

>> No.10172265

>>10172187
>can't play gayboy assvance and super shitendo
damn that sucks.

>> No.10172271

>>10172260
You ALMOST had me umtil you memtioned two games that most of the better chinkhelds can run.
>>10172265
>Says this when pspGODS literally only brag about gba and snes.
Dont act like super kektendo is any worse than goystayion. There's no reason to be proud about genesis emulation. Even the v90 can do sega systems correctly.
>>10172263
You need to update yur list. Americans love chink tech. Without them and united kekdom, dingoo would be nothing.

>> No.10172274

>>10172064
>and as little as 222mhz clock speed
chinklets could never ever with their arm poz
goes to show how well mips have aged

>> No.10172279

>>10172187
you realize psp came out just 3 years after gba was released and that it can play gba games with frameskipping perfectly fine?
people who complain about it not running full speed seem to be only those people who never actually lived through that time. having playable gba emulator in 2005 was out of this world. even gba owners at that time got rid of their gbas in favor of psp because it could play gba+plus all other things your modern zoomphones can do now, being multimedia station. and they wanted one device solution

>> No.10172280

>>10172274
>Armchinkhelds can handle most shit at 500. (Wastes zero battery)
>Mips chinkhelds can handle that even lower.
Lol. Kek-lmao even. Maybe even with a quater back sneed with bacon.

>> No.10172282

>>10172260
>I own zodiacs, gizmondos, gp32s, gp2xs, gb-ds/3ds, gpd win, psps, psvitas.
You are a fucking gorilla retard. Your handhelds are almost all old crap from 10-20 years ago and are all trash today. Chinks still havent figured them out yet back then. Maybe you own game.com too, so you're done with handhelds?
Take your head out of your ass—in the current year, handhelds are INCOMPARABLY better than your old crap. Period. And btw—I'm not defending the old crap at all, it was mostly shit. But the very fact that you have something like an 8-core CPU in a handheld nowadays ends your argument.
You do understand that a budget PC from 2023 is gonna be better than the one from 2001, right? Or that maybe, just MAYBE, a budget phone from 2023 is more powerful than the one from 2001? I hope you can get this idea into your thick skull.
In general, portable electronics made a huge jump after 2008-2013 after iPhone was launched. This goes for everything. Screens have way less ghosting now, much better clarity, colors, power consumption, viewing angles, etc.; phone processors made a quantum leap forward in particular. And yes, this applies to chinkhelds too. They pretty much have the hardware of budget phones of today.
ALL of your clown-tier handheld collection is from 2012 or prior, except for GPD win which is your only newer device, but it has absolutely retarded form factor. I don't know why you bought it.
Before you post again, try any modern device like RP3+. You have ABSOLUTELY no clue what the fuck you are talking about. It sounds like you haven't touched any electronics made past 2012 in your life.

>> No.10172285

>>10172279
>>10172280
what i wanna see is chinkheld released in 2004 that could play gba. show me that first, before shitting on psp ever again for "underperforming"
that would only be fair

>> No.10172287

>>10172282
>Old crap
I'll use my Dingoo until he DIES. Thank you.
>R*troid shill
At least shill a powkino device. Only chinkheld manufactor that doesnt listen to taki.
>>10172285
Brock. I understand it was great in 2004, but its in the sneedheld pile these days. Along with r*troid and anbernig.

>> No.10172290

>>10172279
>frameskipping
>perfectly fine

>> No.10172294

>>10172279
>>10172287
>>10172290
i also should add, around that time, instead of smartphones you had those wonderful things called PDAs (something NDS ripped off later). and i remember people were struggling to barely run original gameboy emulator on it.
then psp just comes out and shits all over all pdas and all dumbphones and your shitty nokia ngages too as big middle finger and as one-in-all solution
anyone who shits on psp is deliberately trying to rewrite history, and undermining modders/homebrewers themselves for their immeasurable work
if you want zoomer analogy. psp was the steam deck of 2000s

>> No.10172301

Can we stop fighting? I like both officialhelds and chinkhelds.

>> No.10172304

>>10172294
I get what youre sayi-
>shitty ngage
You will KNEEL to j2me. You will BOW to the power of symbian! You will INHALE gameloft kino!

>> No.10172314

>>10172304
i had a classmate who actually owned ngage... it was miserable experience. he just wished his parents gotten gba like all the rest instead of experimenting with ngage since most kids already had symbian based phones

>> No.10172315

>>10167053
Same. Apart from the big titles, a lot of it fell into gimmicks for me, and I just had no interest going back. My problem was I was starved for games at early release, and ended up playing a lot of garbage that was figuring things out.

>> No.10172334

>>10172279
in case you haven't noticed, this thread is about handhelds in 2023, not 2005. although I'll say that people in this thread say crap like they're still posting from 2005

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>>10167041
I just can't stop playing my xperia play. It was the purchase I ever made.

>> No.10172341

>>10172294
I don't know why you suddenly decided that we were arguing about 2005 dude. back in 2005 PSP was great, no one said otherwise.
anyway I'll confess—I got DS in 2005, but I consumed a lot of copium after PSP came out. I wanted a machine for SNES, and I loved fighting games… you can imagine I was really, really jealous.
that said, nowadays I just couldn't care less about PSP. about any device in existence emulates SNES better, and I've had enough fighting games on PC (with online too). and when it comes to PSP's original games, I hardly can think of anything I'd want to play, save for GTA VCS/LCS. then again, I've never been a sonyfag, you can miss me with Ratchet / Daxter / MGS / Gran Turismo / GoW, all the FF7 spinoffs and Monster Hunter.

>> No.10172345

>>10172334
To be fair, people always talked about officalhelds here. Even phoneusers tend to be fine as long as they dont bait post.
>>10172335
Pisses me off moqi made the only other android gaming phones, but their big pieces of shit.
>>10172341
The handheld gta's are shit.

>> No.10172365
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>>10172315
>My problem was I was starved for games at early release
same. I only had WarioWare Touched and SM64DS though. later got a flashcart, and a lot of good games started coming out in 2005-2006 and later.
I used to have a fond nostalgic memory for it, but then I looked up the list of best-sellers for DS, and it all came back to me. It's easy to forget that the platform's "killer apps" were Nintendogs, Brain Age, other "training games" and such. There was a lot of stuff I wasn't even sure if it was crapware or not, like Scribblenauts, Cooking Mama, Super Princess Peach and more. Then there were just disappointing games like Metroid Prime Hunters, Yoshi's Island DS, Wario: Master of Disguise, Mario Party DS, and many more. Or just shitty gimmick tech demos like Yoshi Touch & Go.
I still think DS had more than enough great games though, they're just not very replayable. My faves were: Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow, Rhythm Heaven, Osu!, Contact, Dragon Quest Monsters: Joker, Dragon Quest: Rocket Slime, Jump Ultimate Stars, Phoenix Wright games, Picross 3D, NSMB (yes, it's good). Also worth a mention: Dragon Quest IX, WarioWare: Touched & DIY, Picross DS, Kirby Canvas Curse, Advance Wars games. IMO all of these are very worthy of beating at least once.

>> No.10172430

Anons, i want something roughly the size of my wonderswan color, or at least portable and lightweight. Things id like:
-nice, viewable screen that doesnt rape 4:3 aspect ratio and sharpness of old games
-comfortable to hold
-long battery life (more than 6 hours)
-can run up to, at least ps1, without constant slowdown.

What is the device for me if I need it within 2 weeks?

>> No.10172437

>>10167628
Got some more english impressions before you buy.
>The deadzone for the right stick is a bit shit.
>In xinput some buttons are not correct. B is A. (I have a kishi that's like this, so might just be android)
>Gyro might not work on your unit depending on your luck.

>> No.10172446

>>10172430
RG353PS

>> No.10172453

>>10172446
Dislike shape. Looking for more size between gameboy color and wonderswan, but layout more similar to gameboy color, unless theres nothing comfortable in that form factor.

>> No.10172472

>>10172453
RG353V

>> No.10172473

>>10172285
what I want to see is a psp released in 1990 that could play gb games

>> No.10172483

>>10172473
Or a 3DS released in 1985 that can play PS4 games

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>>10172483
>console is forwards compatible

>> No.10172540

>if you add a platform to daijisho it forces you to download the newest version from the play store
>newest version of aethersx2 doesn't work with daijisho
>still forces you to download it
>had a working version of aethersx2 on my odin which got overwritten
fucking retards

>> No.10172541

>>10172453
You say you want it to be comfortable to hold but then ask for vertislop? Okay.

>> No.10172553

>>10172345
>The handheld gta's are shit.
why
lcs adds map to liberty city and more content
vcs straight up has more content and empire building realized better than vice city
chinatown wars is basically gta2 but honed to perfection if you enjoyed gta2

>> No.10172554

>>10172285
>what i wanna see is chinkheld released in 2004 that could play gba.
no one said anything about PSP being underpowered by 2005 standards. it was very good hardware for the price by any means. 4.3" screen was gigantic for the time, too.
the point is, ANY portable device from 2005 is gonna be bad today, only fit for ZSNES-tier emulation.

>> No.10172602
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10172602

Just consoomed this reshelled GBA for 70 EUR. How come some random chink GBA shell manufacturer can make their green look so much nicer than Retroid?

>> No.10172612

>>10172602
anon that looks like the exact same terrible shade of green.

>> No.10172626

>>10172612
kek

>> No.10172629

>>10171290
>dpad wrong spot
>perfection

>> No.10172634

>>10167071
Is that fucking winamp on a psp?

>> No.10172646

>>10172634
close
it's shoutcast radio
i was asking /g/ how could i get psp to connect online securely and turned out you can if you have openwrt. you can put your psp into its own zone with its own wifi ssid with its own mac white list (psp rarely gonna go online so chances of mac spoofing very slim on that ssid)
so yes this baby can go online!

>> No.10172653
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>>10172612
Nah, 2S is much more blueish. That Gameboy is how the transparent green 2S should have looked like.

>> No.10172668 [DELETED] 

https://discord.gg/N37M9Ny bump

>> No.10172669

>>10172653
>ignoring how blueish the gba shell is
anon please...

>> No.10172670

>>10172669
It's not bluish at all. It's emerald green as opposed to spearmint green on the 2S.

>> No.10172672

https://m.ithome.com/html/713633.htm
pretty obvious but it says aya will also be releasing a Pocket Air with SD 8G2 chip soon after the d1200. Could very well come out before the Odin 2.

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>>10172669
>>10172670
Here's a different photo from the same listing. It's not bluish at all.

>> No.10172682

>>10167041
what is this one? image search can't distinguish it from all the other ones

>> No.10172685

>>10172672
Why do those two companies in particular like to step on each others toes and steal customers from each other? Almost every time there is an AYN or Ayaneo product announced, the other has to retaliate with something similar at a similar price point.

>> No.10172687

>>10172682
I only remember it's by Powkiddy, you should be able to find it based on that.

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>>10172682
>>10172687
yep powkiddy rgb30. I don't know what most of this shit says but what immediately pops out is 720x720 res and 4100mAh battery. I'd have to check the battery on the x55 to be sure, but I think this is the largest battery in any rk3566 handheld.

>>10172685
I don't know but it's funny.

>> No.10172705

>>10172541
Vertical is more comfortable, have you tried not having giant, fat hands?

>> No.10172709

>>10172705
vertislopper with stockholm syndrome, very sad.

>> No.10172718

>>10172709
Ok hamhands, go play your 16:9 stretch bingbingwahoo with 3x upscaling and 36 filters for 5 minutes before remembering that you dont even play videogames, just shitpost.

>> No.10172720

>>10172653
>>10172602
hot take: I only buy black devices. I once had both black and white DS lites. I noticed a lot that the black one was less distracting and more "immersive". colored shells are for tiktok zoomies and consoomers who buy 3 handhelds every month in different colors

>> No.10172721
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>order Powpussy V90
>hope it can replace my fragile MM+ for playing GBA Pokemon on the go
>it finally arrives
>there’s a dead pixel the second I boot it up
>need a master’s in computer science just to install the CFW, which requires you to install 4 different apps and partition your SD card for no reason, even though stuff like OnionOS is literally easy as drag-and-drop
>end up bricking the Sandisk card I bought; PC now labels it as a “removable disk”, and there’s no way to reformat it back to stock
>oh, and the battery drains from full to dead after about 3 days of being completely switched off
Powshitty, indeed

>> No.10172740

>>10172721
>buys shit
>complains about how shit it is
many such cases

>> No.10172742

>>10172704
interesting specs and feature promise. The square screen would be nice for me as I play a variety of screen types. Does this company make typical chinese garbage, or is it actually serviceable? By that I mean you won't be replacing it in 2 years tops. Dunno, maybe I'm asking the wrong people, since this thread seems to never produce anything beyond hyping up whatever new chinkshit is about to come out.

>> No.10172748

>>10172740
Russ and Techdweeb spoke so highly of it, though…

>> No.10172760

>>10172742
>>10172742
I love Powkiddy but their quality seems to be all over the place. It's best to order off their Aliexpress store so you can return and refund in case you get a lemon. The oldest PK I have is around 6 months old so I can't make a judgement on long term reliability.

>> No.10172768

I started playing A Link to the Past and honestly I'm not enjoying it at all.
I should just accept that I can no longer games that aren't entirely centered around gameplay.

>> No.10172771

>>10171754
The pocket dock contains actual hardware to run stuff. Which is extra annoying because it means there will probably never be a cheap third party solution.

>> No.10172775

>>10172721
Never trust reviews where they say ps1 is perfectly playable with a shit ton of frame drops.
>For the sd card
Use sd formatter
>Battery
Was the power switch down?

>> No.10172779

>>10172775
I have my Steam Deck at home for PS1 and above anyways
>use SD formatter
I saw on the tutorial that said it was “optional”, but I guess it really wasn’t
>was the power switch down
Yup, powered off from the settings, switch down, light off and everything

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>>10172271
> you said da "Meme game"
>Buys chonkheld with dual analog that can't play 99.99% of games that use dual analog
You have shit for brains
>>10172282
>Your handhelds are almost all old crap from 10-20 years ago
Yeah it's like you can't put together simple points. Which is why you buy shitty chonkhelds. Maybe if you were trying to shill a win4 or steam deck I'd actually care, but you're sperging and shilling for literal Chinese shit that barely runs better than a caanoo. I don't know how you have 0 self awareness about this. It's like you're being paid by the CCP to shill chonkhelds.

>> No.10172847

>>10172832
>Dual sneedalogs
This much esl should'nt be possible, come stoppible.
>Buys "lies"
>Shilling for gpd
Chinksect shill AND a kickstarter fag. Holy shit Woly kit. Kosher salt and chocolate chip.
>R*troid is leh chonky while shilling for Goyslop Pig Dicks.
Real beans. Why can I SMELL the color of yor skin from your post?

>> No.10172852

>>10172685
because they occupy the same market demographic/niche and are competitors? are you really that fucking stupid?

>> No.10172857

>>10172852
relax retard.

>> No.10172868

>>10172857
oh you really are that fucking stupid <]:^{(

>> No.10172870

>>10171241
Maybe, but definitely not that nor the 351 or a66. Eh for the v90, Dingoo 330, and BittBoy.

>> No.10172881

>>10172852
But you don't see that same kind of rivalry with companies like GPD or OneXPlayer, and those make incredibly similar products as well.

>> No.10172887

>>10172832
>Yeah it's like you can't put together simple points. Which is why you buy shitty chonkhelds. Maybe if you were trying to shill a win4 or steam deck I'd actually care, but you're sperging and shilling for literal Chinese shit that barely runs better than a caanoo
holy shit I'm not even sure if you're a retard or just trolling.
you have:
—bunch of craphelds from 2001-2010 when they were still shit, era before multi-core mobile processors were even a thing
I'm talking about:
—modern handhelds from 2020s that are miles better and are basically what a 2020s PC is to 2001 PC
your point is: "my handhelds from 15 years ago were bad and worse than Vita, so your handhelds are bad and worse than Vita too"
my point is: "no"
anyway, this is the face of the people who are butthurt about "chinkhelds". you don't even have a clue about them, you're just butthurt at yourself that you bought some crap a decade ago.

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>>10171241
>it has analog
for what purpose

>> No.10172901

>>10172335
I always liked the look of this, apparently they are also surprisingly cheap now compared to a regular PSP or Vita.

>> No.10172920

>>10172847
>Otxrxotirxoxirc tcirxkxuxirxixrchxctviskksbevvzkudbejxiegsiwpebbcycowbsyeivrncuribebxd

Yup

>> No.10172921

>>10172768
link to the past is a boring zelda game anyway. Conversation of it is also dominated by people who long ago abandoned the base game and who just do randomizers and hacks, and who ultimately don't even remember how locked down and how buried under handholding the game really is. It may have set many standards for the series, and is a good base for edits, but the game itself is just dull.

>> No.10172924

Yeah I’m thinking it’s still the rp3+ bros

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>>10172847
Win 4 is a legit product that holds up. Guess what? You can actually use those dual analog sticks to play games that use dual analog. Seethe, simple bitch.

>>10172887
>modern handhelds from 2020s that are miles better and are basically what a 2020s PC is to 2001 PC
Do you really believe this. Maybe some of them, but your being completely disingenuous in order to try and defend your horrible cunzoomers choices. I never said all the handhelds out suck, just the multiple revision chinkshit that gives little to no benefit from the last one, that you are defending. Why? Because it's your dogma, you've let the chinkheld become your god, now look at you.

>> No.10172943

>>10172920
And a ching chong, nig nog, spic bong with king kong long john sclong to you to.
>>10172926
>Needing TWO sticks for kino phone games.
>He says god pic dicks is legit ehen they cant even leave the kickstarter phase.
Lol. Kek-lmao even. Give em burger, he spergers. Give em, beans, he immigrates in yur cuntry with his weezs. Give him pounds, he makes bangers and mash while calling sterling.

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>>10172943
>Needing TWO sticks for kino phone games
My guy, I play Morrowind, deus ex, fonv, mech warriors, etc.. on my og gdp win. Why would someone buy a win 4 to play phone games? You're logic is so fucking deflated, I don't even know what to say.

>> No.10172979

>>10172892
for that gamerwatch egg tossing game
>>10172901
i bet the battery is shot. can you battery mod that phone like psp?

>> No.10173013

>>10172924
yeah... yeah im thinking it is.

>> No.10173021

>>10172924
Nah, I still hated the button placement enough that it ruined my enjoyment of the device. Hopefully the RP4 will fix everything wrong with the device like how the 2S did with the 2+.

>> No.10173028

>>10172952
Start/Select or volume?

>> No.10173037

>>10172926
>Do you really believe this
you do understand new tech is more powerful than old tech, right? because I feel like I'm talking to a mouthbreather here.
GP32: single core 133 MHz ARM 9 CPU, 8 MB RAM (frequency around the level of a 1996 Pentium)
PSP: 200-333 MHz MIPS R4000, 32-64MB RAM (around the level of PS2)
Retroid Pocket 3+: 2xA75 cores at 2.0GHz + 6xA55 cores at 2.0GHz, 4GB RAM (basically performance around the level of a 2012 laptop)
so is this still too hard for your brain to comprehend?
btw retard, I only own RP3+ and that's it. stop implying things out of your ass

>> No.10173171

>>10172721
You didn't brick anything, Windows just can't handle real filesystems. You can wipe it on disk management without any extra software.

>> No.10173228

>>10172921
>boring zelda game
bit redundant

>> No.10173258

>>10172768
I might replay it. Like every Zelda, it's praised to high heavens. It's fine, just not something everyone will love. I hated the control and awkward overworld. The best part is all the dungeons and puzzles of course. If that doesn't interest you, Zelda is not for you altogether.
What kind of game were you looking for?

>> No.10173294

>>10172672
There's any info about the specs? Aside from an amoled/oled screen I don't think hey can beat the odin 2 price/specs

>> No.10173338

>>10172768
>I can no longer games that aren't entirely centered around gameplay.
I too hated the cinematics and bulky dialogues of this game.

>> No.10173629

>>10173258
It's probably my fault, I just went blind with this one.
Like I said, I was looking for something funnier to play, be it more action oriented like a platformer or with a deeper gameplay if turn based.

>> No.10173638

>>10173021
>relying on any changheld manufacturer to get it right

Dawg I have a couple and this just delusional it’s literally a rule of thumb that they fuck up at a minimum one thing, often two to three even on the good devices

>> No.10173643

>>10173629
Zelda games are just fundamentally bad, I don't care if they have good production values.

>> No.10173649
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This is all you need.

>> No.10173740

>>10173643
>t. guy that thinks block puzzles are too hard

>> No.10173747

>>10168737
Are these all PSP games?

>> No.10173750

>>10173747
Bro? check your eyes please

>> No.10173794

>>10169652
Can rp3+ emulate PS2 well?

>> No.10173797

>>10173649
Who you steal that from?

>> No.10173883
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>It's just glorified rock paper scissors

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>>10173883
Also wait a minute that hud
Let's roshambo with Sonic speed
Okay!
Hee-yah! Shit! Hah!

>> No.10173923

>>10167213
t. A low end zoomer who unironically only learned of /vr/ this summer due to /v/ threads.
It never ceases to fascinate me how transparent your generation systematically is. Not a single sharp tool in your entire decrepid shed.

>> No.10173965

>>10169849
It says that the OS it's running on is Android. I always assumed all these retro handhelds were running on Android. If not what were they running on?

>> No.10173986

>>10173965
Linux. A lot more efficient and easy, but also much poorer at power management.

>> No.10174020

>>10173965
Linux.
Android is linux based at its core too fwiw.

>> No.10174026

>>10173965
There's exceptions but generally the lower priced ones run on Linux and people make custom firmware for them so that the UIs aren't complete ass. The middle priced ones between 100-300 run on Android and people use launcher apps like Daijisho to make it feel like a unified emulation UI. And higher priced ones run Windows so you can play PC games on them with the exception being the Steam Deck which uses Linux and Steam's own OS.

>> No.10174061

Not handled related at all but are the 8bitdo controllers good? I saw the transparent black/purple on sale on aliexpress the other day and they look pretty cool but if they are shit i'm not buying it

>> No.10174082

>>10168975
Just turn off wifi????? Retard

>> No.10174095

>>10173986
>>10174020
>>10174026
NTA and I’m a tard but what are the advantages/disadvantages, why don’t they just put Linux on everything? Too much work? Doesn’t pure Linux have way less overhead than android if configured correctly?

>> No.10174175

>>10172540
Reminds me of when I updated reicast and it added a whole bunch of shit in config and suddenly none of my roms worked anymore, no way I was going to fiddle with the options either since you need to actually know your shit to understand what most of them effected.

>> No.10174179

>>10172553
Nta I like the other 2 but chinatown is straight up garbage, retro rampage is a better gta game.

>> No.10174206

>>10174095
>but what are the advantages/disadvantages
Some Android ports of emulators run better and vice-versa, Android can handle idling much better, Linux can run low-end games like the latest TMNT beat em up, the classic Sonic remakes and Mania decompilations and other source ports (which generally don't work well with the control schemes), whereas Android gets access to its own commercial ports and source ports. Android, especially the lower end ones, loses performance from running Google Play Services which is required for some games. The average Android image from chink manufacturers is a fucking mess: shoddy launchers, shoulder buttons not working on Android games, some games just breaking or slowing to a crawl, apps becoming crash happy due to the low and unorthodox resolution, etc.

>why don’t they just put Linux on everything?
Most chips don't get drivers.

>Doesn’t pure Linux have way less overhead than android if configured correctly?
Yeah. On the other hand, the Linux from manufacturers is always crap, all the ones that work well come from the community. Contrary to what one may think however, all tests point towards input lag on emulation being identical on both.

>> No.10174223

>>10174206
>The average Android image from chink manufacturers is a fucking mess:
Isn't that the same for the stock Linux OS you get on the weaker devices.
It's always CFW that fixes everything

>> No.10174229

>>10174223
The difference is, at least for the popular chinkhelds, Linux CFW is expected. Android CFW is very, very rare. For example, RG353V has that shoulder buttons not working issue which anbernig refuses to fix and the one custom Android for it is paywalled on patreon. Worse yet, it only support v1 screens, whereas everything sold on the past few months has v2. The fucker didn't update the image or added a warning about it, people just pay to brick their chinkheld.

>> No.10174237

>>10172721
A few things:

1. Research what you need to do to your handheld before buying it.
2. Your sd card isn't bricked, same thing happened to me but the proof is that it still works in the console. Windows Explorer can't properly interact with some Linux stuff and it won't show up even though your PC makes a chime when it's plugged in.
3. If you put it in an android device and plug into PC or just use a different program (SD Card Partitioner or whatever it's called as an example recognizes the card even if WE does not), you should be able to access files.

The pixel and battery problems are unfortunate though, no workaround there without opening it up.

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>>10172721
I used BootIce to format my SD card for CFW. It's not a bad handheld imo, especially once you get CD games running on it. Also you didn't really need to flash with CFW just to play Pokemon on it, it comes with most of those games built in

>> No.10174256

how much does shipping cost to australia from retroid?

>> No.10174259

>>10173794
It's a mixed bag from my experience. Not many can, so I use my deck for that.

>> No.10174302

>>10174256
why don’t you add it to your cart and check yourself??? what the fuck???

>> No.10174316

>>10174061
They're okay. Not great by any stretch but I dig their look and the worst thing about them is minor but noticeable input lag.

>> No.10174339

What's the point of retroarch 32 if regular retroarch is on the device already?

>> No.10174351

>>10174302
dont wanna fill all that shit in just wanna know the shipping cost what the fuck???

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>>10172629
It has a powerful chipset and the main screen is 7" meaning there is plenty of room to grip it. Also, one more thing you hadn't considered. Reaching the shoulders/triggers should be prioritised for 3D games, it would be more difficult from the lower position. This is why on other GPD models the dpad is aside the analogue. They put it lower to accommodate the 4:3 screen but compromised ergonomics.
One solution might be the buttons on the back performing a shoulder style function while using the dpad. But I'm sure the reach issue isn't that bad.

>> No.10174385

>>10174339
ps1 emulation. the 32 bit version of the pcsx rearmed core has a better/faster renderer

>> No.10174389

>>10174256
tree fiddy

>> No.10174396

>>10174351
it will calculate it for you you fat fuck
i hope they assrape aussies and charge 50+ for even 4px for you

>> No.10174409

>>10173649
Funnily enough yeah, at $300 it's still the best solution even with how bulky it is.

>> No.10174414

>>10171810
The PSP isn't as dated as the guy at the end makes it look.

>> No.10174419
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>can’t play changheld and watch Game Center at the same time because I miss subtitles or get my ass whooped at the game

Bros I can’t zoomer properly…

>> No.10174438

>>10174385
Neat, wouldn't have expected something like that.

>> No.10174445

>>10174419
Just don't watch reddit center and you'll be fine

>> No.10174458

>>10174445
>everything in life is reddit

yawn

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daily drivers
also switch, miyoo mini+, nugget tetris (not pictured)

>> No.10174460

>>10174458
anon don't tell be you're still getting butthurt on reddit's behalf again

>> No.10174462

>>10174458
>one extremely specific show is "everything in life"
It's all so tiresome.

>> No.10174479

>>10174460
I’m more butthurt that websites existence has ruined discussion on a bunch of stuff, one can only hope the servers get wiped out in a hurricane or something

>> No.10174480

>>10174462
Hey, i recognize that meme from reddit :)

>> No.10174482

>>10174479
That would just negate "go back," not get rid of reddit accusations.

>> No.10174484

>>10174479
I'm more hoping that happens to Kikebook/Meta, and Shitter.

>> No.10174490

>>10174484
>California hurricane was our one chance
>downgraded to a tropical storm before it even made landfall

There is no justice

>> No.10174491

Is the Anbernic discounts what the sale is going to be? It's the 21st in chinkland but their discount code isn't working so I'm guessing the sale hasn't actually started?

>> No.10174492

>>10174491
Wait nvm there's a countdown on their site.

>> No.10174493

The screen is the main reason I use my phone. Thanks to the AMOLED, I can play games in any aspect ratio and it won't look weird because the blacks blend into the bezel. Furthermore, I have enough pixel real estate for convincing LCD grid filters, or composite filters, etc (and the processing power thereto). I can stretch SNES games to 4:3 without looking like wank, whereas you're just not going to accomplish that on a low-res chinkheld.

>> No.10174503

>>10174493
You lose regardless.
>Touch screen controls
Don't make my laugh
>Clip on controls
Block ports and have input lag
>Using an external controller with your phone mounted
Input lag and is unwieldy
>inb4 the input lag doesn't exist because I don't feel it

>> No.10174508

>>10174490
There's still Earthquakes, maybe Tsunamis, and the possibility of a Kuiper belt asteroid or Comet smashing into either the San Francisco Bay Area, Sacramento, or Seattle. Someday, but not this year. Hopefully by 2030, and before 2045.

>> No.10174510

>>10172287
But Doctor,... He IS Taki!...

>> No.10174519

Playing SNES games in 21:9 as God intended

>> No.10174520

>>10174503
>Don't make my laugh
Ironically, you are phoneposting.
>Block ports and have input lag
They all have passthrough so you're not losing ports, furthermore the input lag of USB protocol is in what, microseconds? The IO controller on your soldered on chinkheld buttons probably uses USB too... So yeah, the emulation itself will cause more input lag, and if you think a chinkheld can execute emulation any faster, you believe in the tooth fairy.

>> No.10174526

How do we let Nintendo know that chinkhelds are playing stolen versions of their games so they can do something about it?

>> No.10174534

>>10174526
huh? stfu, bitch

>> No.10174537

>>10174526
Fuck off, Doug Bowser's cocksucker.

>> No.10174572

>>10172335
It certainly was one of the phones of all time.

>> No.10174609

Thinking about grabbing a 505 when the sale hits. Heard Gamma OS fixed a lot of issues with the stock OS and I'd love something OLED to play through a few Virtual Boy titles on given the true blacks.

>> No.10174624

>>10174526
I'll DM you the details.

>> No.10174626

I caved and bought the 35xx from the Anberslop sale.
surely the dpad won't be that bad right?

>> No.10174631

>>10174626
It's serviceable.

>> No.10174643

>>10172673
Your device looks like a lozenge, little man.

>> No.10174654

>>10172672
How many cores etc. Compared to the 'eck's?

>> No.10174686

>>10174626
Anberslop sale hasn't started yet, there's shit on sale but it's going to get lower in a few hours

>> No.10174703

>>10174686
I thought the big sale was 8 days from now

>> No.10174707

>>10171241
Can it play 'Dara's buttery spuds'?

>> No.10174710

>>10171241
Can it play 'Dara's buttery spuds'??

>> No.10174716

>>10174703
No, their marketing is horrendous. Starts in ~3 hours

>> No.10174751

>>10173649
How do you afford that on foodstamps?

>> No.10174810

>>10174534
>>10174537
>>10174624
You laugh now, but not long after you google "how to hack nintendo switch" you'll be led out of your apartment in cuffs. Don't say I didn't warn you.

>> No.10174813

>>10174654
Like a hundred I think, it has all the retroarch ones.

>> No.10174861

Is the RGB10MAX3 Pro worth considering? Seems to be (currently) the strongest non-Deck device capable of linux. Never used powkiddy though

>> No.10174868

So if I order a RP2s today when will it ship? Page still shows the old shipping date for the previous batch

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>>10174813

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>>10174868
They haven't even started shipping all the pre-orders yet so who fucking knows? You'd have to wait until whenever the next shipping batch is which even they probably don't know yet.

>> No.10174976

>>10171585
got a RP2 but I tend to use my old phone that is pretty much permanently embedded within a Razor Kishi more

>> No.10175008

>>10174861
I have yet to see a powkiddy review that didn't amount to
>good hardware hindered by shitty OS + cheap build

>> No.10175032

>>10174686
Got it off aliexpress for cheaper than the sale price on their site since free shipping

>> No.10175115

>>10174626
hopefully you don't have screen burn like I did
don't bother with koriki just stick with garlic

>> No.10175119

>>10174861
funnily enough my RGB10 max is the only handheld that hasn't had any flaws or died on me and my only other two devices were both anbernic

>> No.10175139

>>10174526
That is nothing. Counterfeit games get sold on Amazon and eBay all of the time (mostly with no mentions that they are counterfeit) and those sites do fuck all with it. Reporting those listings is completely useless. Funny how Nintendo takes down fan games that are made available for free, but lets people actually illegally profiting off of their properties scot-free.

>> No.10175215

>>10175139
because free cucks deserve it. but those who hustle rule the world

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>>10174520
Chinkput lag on android will always be a thing thanks to stock kernals. Why even use controllers when most phone ports have good touch controls?

>> No.10175335

>>10174716
>8/28 sale
>begins 8/21
>ends 8/27
dafuq?

got a better deal at temu anyway. 353ps + a psp/vita case I know it fits in, $70 + free shiping. anbernig its $73 before shipping and no case

>> No.10175381

Got my Miyoo Mini+ today and it sure as hell feels comfy. Fucked up the screen protector, but I hate those pieces of shit anyways. Anyways, first game I’ll be playing on it is the GBC version of DQ2. Thanks for subscribing to my blog etc.

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>>10175328

>> No.10175562

I have yet to hear of a single person actually receiving their Temu orders outside of influencers who got one package earlier this year when Temu first opened and aggressively bombed Facebook and Youtube with those "I feel like a millionaire" ads.
No seriously. I have seen anons claim for weeks they're getting sick deals and discounts from Temu but not a single one has ever posted that they got their handheld, let alone a pic of it.

>> No.10175573

>>10175562
And even then, all of the influencers and such are all like, "Can you really get this sweet new tech for 50% off or more? lul no". You either get charged full price, you get a refurbished product at discount, or they send you the wrong item entirely on larger discounts.
I'm fucking serious. Even one of you have yet to fucking prove you got what you paid for through Temu and the stench of shills has been shitting up these threads for too long now. You're the new Dahli-Express/Wish/etc

>> No.10175574

>>10175562
What's a Temu?

>> No.10175578

>>10175573
lol I had to remove one of the three sites I listed with Dahli and Wish because 4chan thought me merely mentioning it by name was spam. Temu is just their recent mask/face for the same scam.

>> No.10175581

>>10175562
That's nothing. I got a thread on Temu with the 'first 3 free posts are captcha-less and have no cooldown' deal and all of my posts even after the initial 3 were getting tens of (You)s each. Just do the IP trick where you go into airplane mode then turn 5g back on and you can get another 3 free posts from Temu, it's insane.

>> No.10175582

>>10175562
>>10175573
>>10175578
t. poorfag who can't figure out the sweet sweet discount deals that Temu.com has to offer everyperson anywhere

>> No.10175584

>>10175574
The wiiu emulator, I think.

>> No.10175591

>>10175582
Post a fucking photo of your Temu order, now.

>> No.10175618

I have one of these bad boys coming.
RG405M
I’m ordering from the JP store, it only has the grey and black options nothing for storage but in the description it says it has a 128GB eMMC.
I assume then that this particular model comes with storage built in and a MicroSD for storage upgrades. Right?

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>>10175618
>JP store

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the rgb30 colors

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>>10175680

>> No.10175682

>>10174810
Good Goy bugeater shill. Hollykike GOOD any who question it is BAD

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>>10175681

>> No.10175690

>>10175681
>>10175683
Kino. Too bad I already made my frivolous purchase for the next few months on a 2S already.

>> No.10175693

>>10175681
>>10175683
Oh it’s the retroid that feels like cheap plastic.
Never mind

>> No.10175697

>>10175681
>>10175683
What's the appeal of a 1:1 screen?

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>>10175683

>> No.10175708

Whats the ANBERNIC RG35XX like? I see there is a sale on now and they ship from Poland so I can avoid import fees to Europe.

>> No.10175713

>>10175708
Is like the miyoo mini plus but a little, little bigger

>> No.10175719

>>10175713
does the curve on the back help the ergos? the miyoo seems kind of cramped

>> No.10175740

>>10172282
Shouldn't you be consooming on reddit instead of shitting up a perfectly good handheld general?
No reason to be so upset at old handhelds. It's a part of gaming history and you wouldn't have the chinese handhelds you have no if not for handhelds like the psp. Why are you even here if you don't love retro handhelds?

>> No.10175759

>>10174947
I thought the website said shipping started on the 10th though? lol

>> No.10175761

>>10175759
The 10th was when they started preparations to ship the black and 16-bit models only. So I guess yeah they technically started shipping on the 10th like they said they would :^)

>> No.10175764

>>10175761
sasuga shrewd chink businessmen

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>>10175335
scratch that. got an even better deal on temu, 353ps + case $53. found a 50% new user/new device code. doesn't work on bluestacks but does work on an amazon fire tablet.

I wonder if I can fuck with this tablet to make temu to see it as a new device and repeat this shit.

>> No.10175838

Which handheld has the best battery life? I'm thinking of what's the best to take camping.
I don't care if it can only play up to Gameboy color or whatever, there are still plenty of good games from those eras

>> No.10175841

>>10175838
ktr1

>> No.10175869

Temu doesn't ship to Ireland for some reason

>> No.10175898

Thinking bout that 405M…

>> No.10175945

We can probably do with a new thread...

>> No.10175952

>>10175838
Gameboy Advance. The OG version, not the clamslop SP. 20+ hours of battery life on 2 AA batteries and it can play games for every Gameboy system ever released. You can just take a couple of extra batteries in a bag depending on how long your camping trip will take. Buy a Boba Fett flashcard so that you don't have to carry a bunch of carts, but remember that those only take SD cards of up to 2GB (which isn't a big problem because Gameboy games are a couple of MB at most). The display is not backlit but sunlight should be plentiful since you're camping.

>> No.10175958

>>10175697
It's a square. Literal perfection. 4:3, 16:9, it can be anything. Do anything.

>> No.10175967

>>10175719
Very little, but better than nothing. Only thing is it has no wifi iirc.

>> No.10175973

>>10175824
>got an even better deal on temu
Every time.
>>10172260
Here I thought the stereotype of having a million handhelds and never actually playing games was a meme.

>> No.10175992

>>10175958
>>10175958
based and squarepilled.

>> No.10176009

>>10175697
You could play DS/3DS games with both screens on it I guess

>> No.10176031

Drop this thread like it's yesterday's chinkheld and pick up the new overrated /hhg/slop >>10176019