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8935790 No.8935790 [Reply] [Original]

What the fuck is up with this shit it's fucking impossible

>> No.8935882

>>8935790
Why'd you post the shit version

>> No.8936337

>>8935790
Gut Gud or just skip. It yelds no rewards.

>>8935882
What are you talking about? This is the definitive edition of the game.

>> No.8936352
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8936352

>>8936337
That is misspelling good sir, game is titled GTA San Andreas Defecated Edition

>> No.8936470

>>8935790
Yeah it's the probably the hardest mission in all of GTA

>> No.8936532

>>8935790
Look, it's the /Pol/face.

>I can't breed.

>> No.8936546 [DELETED] 
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8936546

>>8936532
You mean redit face lel
>I can't work

>> No.8936664

>>8935882
what? I know there's the original release, then a patch that removed hot coffee assets, then the trilogy set version
I just Googled a pic

>> No.8936969

>>8935882
because op is a fag

>> No.8937240

>>8936470

Its really not. People were crying about the flying school too, I got all gold medals within 45 minutes when I was 14 years old. People can't fly for shit.

>> No.8937465

>>8937240
Maybe faggots?
I had no issues with the flying missions
Even when I first got the game years ago I think I eventually figured out that you can raise landing gear and then had no issues

The zero missions are hard literally because manual aim is fucking garbage in gta sa.

>> No.8937508

The racing mission in Vice City was harder

>> No.8937652
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8937652

Literally impossible

>> No.8937726 [DELETED] 

>>8936546
Who is this woman?

>> No.8939217 [DELETED] 
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8939217

>>8937726
Doreen, redit mod, tranny and proud anti-worker

>> No.8939590

>>8935790
i even beat flying missions at 60fps which pussy boys say is even harder. first try. shits retard easy. definitive versions suck cock

>> No.8939596

>>8935790
Wait, isn't the OG PS2 version the only hard one? Wasn't it fixed on all platforms since then?

>> No.8940074

>>8939596
That is the version I'm playing, sir

>> No.8940634 [DELETED] 

>>8936546
>n-no u

>> No.8940720 [DELETED] 

>>8940634
not a polfag but yeah he looks exactly like him

>> No.8940732 [DELETED] 

>>8940720
All incels look the same, poltards and redditors can't get over the fact that they both are two sides of the same coin.

>> No.8940807

>>8939596
It's only the PS2 launch versions from 2004 in which zero's missions are more difficult, if there's an extra working pay and spray in las venturas you'll know that you have a launch version. They later re-released the ps2 versions and made them easier, and it's also like that on the xbox and PC versions.

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8940871

>>8940807

>> No.8941212

>>8940807
Source on mission differences? What exactly is different in the game code?

>> No.8941240

>>8941212
You can probably find a cid on youtube but the most relevant mission change is the mission Supply Lines. Originally your fuel drained regardless of it you were accelerating your toy plane or not.

>> No.8941821

>>8940807
I'll have to try this but I'm pretty sure the rom I got was the launch version

>> No.8941857 [DELETED] 

>>8939217
based

>> No.8942785

So apparently I have the 1.0 rom which I guess explains the difficulty.
I guess I just need to grind it, I don't really have any practice in manual aim because I never use it and that is part of the problem.
I also got bored today so I got all golds in flying and bike school. Nothing particularly hard about it.

I still stand by these couple of missions are bullshit. Since I'm going to potentially go for 100% I'll eventually have to deal with it.

>> No.8943259

>>8942785
>I don't really have any practice in manual aim
Lmao so you aren't talking about the mission everyone talks about.
I can understand, aiming on shitty sticks sucks. Try to get a decent controller and if you're on PC[SX2] set up anti-deadzones properly. And if you are on real PS2 best you can do it to get an official controller. PS3/4, especially with software emulation, is probably inferior.

>> No.8943701

>>8943259
I am using a real ps2 with a real Ps3 controller.
I guess I can try my ps1 controller. I don't have any working dualshock2 I think

People complain about all of them

>> No.8945157

>>8943701
Well your TV may be adding half a second of input lag too, may you be not using a CRT or a scaler by any chance?

>> No.8945186

>>8937652
I used mines and I think I shoot them with a rocket launcher from several screens away.

>> No.8946467

>>8935790
>That unfiltered HBAO

What an embarrassment.

>> No.8946468

>>8940807
Source? I remember struggling with the fuel on the Xbox version.

>> No.8946472

>>8942785
Console or emulator? I want a save so I can try it myself.

>> No.8946496

>>8946468
>>8940807
https://youtu.be/76khu-6h-bI?t=2549

Here, he completes it faster than many other videos, yet the fuel is almost empty by the time it ends.

https://youtu.be/SknkNPmTXoY

>> No.8946581

>>8946468
Sorry it's a Kotaku article but it explains it. https://kotaku.com/the-gta-san-andreas-mission-so-bad-rockstar-had-to-fix-1832289758

>> No.8946754

The problem is you don't know that it's a side mission, since 90% of missions in GTA are just random shit that don't really contribute to the story

>> No.8946936

I beat it first try. Easy as fuck.

>> No.8947651

>>8946936
You probably had v2 or v3 of the mission, see: >>8946581

>> No.8948086

>>8935882
Better question how so only american wiki features """defeinitive""" portraits? Do they enjoy being cucked?

>> No.8948684

>>8948086
It's on wikia so either yes or these pages are made by pajeets like those who remastered the game.

>> No.8948768

>>8937240
i have a theory that the gta games are mostly played by retards or people who are bad at videogames in general, watch gameplay of any gta game and you'll see how they keep crashing their car like crazy. you are telling me that you are playing a game where 90% of the time you are driving a car, and you can't keep it on the road for more than 10 seconds?

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8948926

>>8937652
>get on pedestrian bridge
>throw cocktails
simple

>> No.8948992

OP here, I switched to ps1 controller, bit of difference in input latency. Got air raid after about an hour of trying.
Then right after I got supply lines first try. I don't know what people are on about with that mission, air raid and new model army are near impossible in comparison.

>> No.8949025

>>8948992
Are you playing the original, or one of the fixed versions of supply lines?

>> No.8949046

>>8949025
Original

>> No.8949057

>>8949046
Well in that case you do not need to git gud, because you have already done so. Congrats.

>> No.8949071

>>8949057
I remember 15 years ago having trouble with the mission but this time I got a bit lucky with the fast van and the bike, landed as fast as I could with a cunt hair of fuel.
Not to brag but I am kinda a God at flying so it's whatever.

>> No.8950521

>>8948926
You didn't beat it.

>> No.8951159
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8951159

>>8950521

>> No.8952927

>>8949071
Cheeky

>> No.8952935

>>8951159
the video this gif comes from is unreal.

>> No.8953604

>>8952935
it indeed is, thank you mr. anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gER7xe11nz8