/vr/ - Retro Games

What ever could it be?

It's something I order April 1st from a country far away.

>>8875648
oh boy.
what could it be

Based Amico pre-orderer

Dragon dildo?

>>8875678
Can you make that out?

Don't give a shit

I'm CREAMING with anticipation!!!

This will be my first experience with this console.

It's beautiful.
What should I play on it?
It arrived today.

This isn't a dragon dildo wtf.

>>8875713
Oh it's snes shit. Go play mario faggot, genesis is better.

>>8875728
Do you think it'll still fit up my ass?
Can I RECTify this situation?

>>8875732
enjoy your robot fart machine

>>8875713
Super Mario World

>>8875684
We don't get kino like that anymore.

Does it taste like strawberries OP

>>8875742
Nope, smells of gunpowder and blood.

Let's open this baby up.

>>8875754
Solder points look good.

>>8875754
>>8875762
why open it?

>>8875762
Clean. Unlike your carpet. That's kinda gross looking. How old is it?

>>8875765
Some people said that the quality would be bad because of the war.
I also like looking at the guts of things.
If you don't open up your consoles to clean them or repair them, whats the point?

>>8875713
I thought it was some fucking rare and interesting console not that boring shit

ITT: snes shit for bing bing wahoo fags

>>8875787
Toxic. I'm just now getting into retro consoles, I just thought N64, SNES, and NES would be a go place to start as any.
I would like to get a Sega Genesis, there was a game called comic zone I played one as a child that I want to revisit.

>>8875713
Nice. I'll rattle off a few classics.
>True Lies
>Super Metroid
>A Link To The Past
>Final Fight 1, 2 & 3
>Stargate
>Wild Guns
>Zombies Ate My Neighbors
>Super Mario Bros. 3
>Harvest Moon
>The Adventures Of Batman & Robin
>Kirby's Avalanche (the venerable Puyo Puyo reskinned with a Nintendo IP for western audiences)
>Kirby's Dream Course (deceptively hard, but really fun)
>Donkey Kong Country
>Robocop Vs. Terminator
>Super Ghouls n' Ghosts
>Super Castlevania
>Castlevania Dracula X
>Super Punch-Out!!
>Smash T.V
>Megaman X, and the sequels if you want (don't know if this cart can replicate the special chip functions of those though)
>Killer Instinct
>Shadowrun (kind of an uneven game, but it oozes soul)
>Super Star Wars series
>Yoshi's Island
>ActRaiser
>Demon's Crest
>Super Streetfighter 2 (pick the version you like)

>>8875732
>>8875737
>>8875787
Did you see him say he was throwing a Genesis or Turbo Grafx-16 into a volcano, you perpetually asshurt consolewarrior thunderniggers?

>>8875810
You should be prioritizing the Genesis. What the hell is wrong with you?
Also good purchase with the FX Pak Pro.

>>8875810
You definitely won't regret a Sega Genesis either, definitely look at getting one some day.

>>8875818
Why are you like this? Did your mom molest you?

>>8875818
The only games that come to mind on the Genesis are Sonic and Comic Zone.
What is the Sega Genesis known for?

>>8875728
He's still going to shove it up his ass.

>>8875816
All better on Sega

is krikzz even alive

>>8875847
Alive and well in Spain apparently.

>>8875828
Arcade ports, Streets of Rage and Alladin

>>8875828
>Sanics
>Streets Of Rage series
>Golden Axe series
>Splatterhouse 2 & 3 (1 was never ported for some reason)
>Comix Zone
>Phantasy Star
>Syndicate (if you can cope with controls)
>Revenge Of Shinobi
>Shining Force
>Zero Tolerance (at least for the technical novelty)
>Wolfenstein 3D (a rather complete homebrew port of the PC original)
>Ristar
>Ghostbusters
>Contra Hard Corps
>Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine (Sega's equivalent western market adaption of Puyo Puyo)
>Puyo Puyo itself
>Columns
>Earthworm Jim
>Zero Wing
>Altered Beast
>Castlevania Bloodlines
>Ghouls n' Ghosts
>Michael Jackson's Moonwalker (not because it's especially good, but more for the novelty of it)
>Quackshot

>>8875842
Most of those aren't available at all on Sega, you unbearably homosexual catamite.

>>8875648
Wait TWO fucking weeks before krikzz even shipped my order. And of course, he uses the cheapest shittiest postage possible despite charging full price for it. So I guess I'll get it in a few months. His forum is full of posts of people saying their order has taken two months or more. lol

>>8875828
there's a bunch of very good shmups that are exclusive to genesis

>>8875891
I think they might be a little busy over there for some reason anon

I'll just emulate. Thanks! Nice tard trinket, there. Thank you. Hey! I'll see ya.

>>8875828
contra hard corps
ecco dolphin ( trash)
shmups ( pc engine had just as many if not more)
better ports of mortal kombat
more sports games than you can count
it was more of an home arcade system than nes or snes but whoever says either console had a bad library just simply doesnt enjoy video games.

>>8875728
Not retro

>>8875895
>we work almost 24/7
Then hire more staff? Must be making a fortune. The war is just an excuse, the shipping has been shit for years, just have a look through the forums.

>>8875891
I ordered mine April 1st and it arrived may 4th.
I also have a N8 Pro on the way, but it's still on the ocean.
Don't blame Krikzz, didn't the USPS say they were going to stop paying for mail to be sent by plane?
I'm just happy it arrived at all and that they didn't get blown up before they shipped.

>>8875929
A lot of the people of Ukraine have fled the country.
Do you really think that there is a surplus of workers when women can just leave?

>>8875929
You're a spoiled brat, anon. That's really all that I have to say to you.

>>8875929
Get a load of this armchair entrepreneur.

>>8875942
Spoiled for expecting basic customer service. This has to be one of the worst industries there is, because it's run by lazy gamers who never worked a real job and people with low expectations who simp for them over reddit.

>>8875959
I take it back, I have more to say: you're both spoiled and retarded. I'm sure you would run their business much better than them, right? And really, it's awfully presumptuous of you to think that those guys have never worked real jobs. Go fuck yourself.

>>8875950
There are dozens of Chinese companies that will ship out clones within one day. Unfortunately, delivery takes 1-2 months because it's actually a long distance. Krikzz apologists are delusional.

>>8875959
This industry wouldn't exist except for them. The competition sucks.
If you want to buy cheap Chinese shit that's stocked in an Amazon warehouse go right ahead, no one is stopping you.
Or you could make a bunch of orders and resell them at a markup on Amazon.

>>8875929
I knew /vr/ was retarded but this is impressive. Simple as.

>>8875968
Amazon and other sites don't stock them because overpriced Krikzz carts exist and they prefer to stock those.
>Or you could make a bunch of orders and resell them at a markup on Amazon.
You're right, maybe I'll do this.

>>8875973
The only benefit to that is the shipping time would be faster, but you'd be paying more just to get it fast, which isn't really worth it.

If anyone is interested to know what shipping they used, its in the bottom left of this image.
Also why does it say the contents of the package are worth 75.4 usd when I paid twice that?

Wow...I thought it was going to be something actually cool.
Gay thread.

>>8875865
>Splattermeme
Cringe. All graphics, no gameplay. Everything else you said in your post is based, however.

>>8875713
Does this play all games?

>>8876583
Undervaluing a package to cheat on import taxes
AliExpress sellers used to some ridiculous numbers there. Order 250 bucks worth of arcade game shit and the package says it contains 5 bucks worth of scrap PCBs.
Only trouble is you gotta know that shit in advance or otherwise it does you no good since you'll be paying taxes based on what you know and not what it says on the package. Also fucks you over on potential shipping insurance.

>>8875828
Shinobi III and Gunstar Heroes are unironically two of the greatest and most fun games of all time, regardless of some faggot on here memeing against them. Star Cruiser port is also good, and so is Pulseman and Beyond Oasis (aka, The Story of Thor), and both Vectorman games are really good games. World of Illusion is also kino, if you want a chill and easy game that has 3 different endings (depending on who you play as). Trouble Shooter and "Trouble Shooter Vintage" are both really nice looking, accessible shmups, and Thunder Force 2-4 are really cool if you want something a little harder. It also has an amazing number of decent-to-great licensed games, such as X-Men 2: Clone Wars.

SNES is the better console, by far, but Sega still rocks.

>>8876614
It does, yes.

>>8876614
From what I've read it's like 99.97% of the games, I have since booted it up and haven't found a game that didn't work.
There is a little bit of setup, but there are YouTube videos for that.
You basically just need to download the bios for the respective types of carts they had, there was a strange literal satellite service Nintendo had where you downloaded games from orbit.
You can get those features to work by just downloading them online instead and put them on your SD card to live there.

>>8875713
I want one but I wish they sold them on the NA shells.
>>8875728
Is that a challenge?

>>8876717
>bios for the respective types of carts
Is this a thing?
I thought bios was a console thing, like the famicom disk bios needed in most emulator or the GC bios needed in nintendont to show the logo at the start of the games

>>8875648
Please don't let it be a dragon dildo.

>>8876869
Some of the compute power lived on the carts, I think.
Newer carts had more advanced features which had different bios on the cart.
Idk if you call them bios or not, but depending on what game you have to download the ROM for that modchip.
Like a bios, it is protected under copyright so people don't usually directly link you to them.

>>8876721
I bet you could just buy a really cheap sports game, swap the bords (file a hole for micro SD and micro USB port) and do the world a favor and chuck the board containing the shovelware.

You're supposed to do these threads with something rare, unique and interesting. Apply yourself.

>>8877263
You never know, krik may be hot by a shell, then they will become rare.

>>8875865
>No Thunder Force series
Shit list

I ordered a Game Gear Everdrive from Krikzz' website on April 5th, got a notice it shipped on April 20th, last tracking notification was "processed through a facility in KIEV PI-2, UKRAINE" on April 26th, nothing since.

I was under the impression these things would be shipping out from Spain since that's where Krikzz relocated to, not Ukraine where he had escaped from.

>>8877790
Nope, the business is still in Ukraine. He didn't head to Spain with any of the product, and the rest of the business and the pick and place machine are definitely still in Ukraine.
You'll probably get an update soon.
Mine was processed at KIEV PI-2 on the 19th of April and the next update was its arrival at the Queens, NY Distribution Center on May 2nd.

>>8877820
Well don't I feel like a stupid knob. Hope it shows up soon, I bought a Retrosix Game Gear at the same time to go with it and I'm eager to try stuff I missed out on growing up.

>>8877827
Oh damn, nice. I can see why you're so anxious for it to get here; those look sick.
I got myself a Super EverDrive X5 and a Mega EverDrive X5 this go around. They should be here Saturday, I think. I already own EverDrives for my PC Engine, Game Boy Pocket and GBA, and now the last one that I *have* to buy is the N64 one. Feels good man.

>no dragon dildo
This is the gayest thread since gay came to gay town.

>>8877857
Sure is now that you've showed up. How was gay town?

>>8877906
Gay as fuck. Not even any qt traps.

>>8877934
Please don't tell anyone I said this, but I think liking traps also makes you gay. Keep this on the dl pls.

Not my problem.

I know rebelling against stupidity is pretty much pointless. But god fuck mate. The janny of this board? How the fuck do you even manage to get dressed in the morning with your double nigger IQ??

>>8875650
You fucking idiot, you opened it wrong.

>>8877937
What about the Thai ones who look prettier than the women?

>>8878196
From where I'm standing, wanting to suck dick or fuck someone with a dick in the ass would make me gay. But you do you anon. They are very pretty

>>8875823
No, your Mom did. :)

>>8878030
Hahaha, best reply so far

>>8875741
I saw it happen once on /v/ and it was glorious

>>8879060
I haven't seen one of those threads in literally years