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Say this has no games one more time. I fucking dare you

>> No.7419117

>>7419112
My dad smashed my N64 as a kid when he was drunk and it's been over 20 years and I still don't forgive him for it. Glad he stopped drinking but I think I'll hold this resentment until I die.

>> No.7419127

name 1 (one) N64 RPG that isn't shit

>> No.7419136
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7419136

>>7419117

>> No.7419264

>>7419117
what a manchild

>> No.7419313

>>7419127
Paper Mario

>> No.7419315
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7419315

>>7419117
he was trying to save you from becoming a söyboy

>> No.7419316

it has games, they just so happen to be mostly Rare or 1st party games that were made redundant by sequels.

>> No.7419317

>>7419112
>this has no games one more time. I fucking dare you

>> No.7419339

>>7419117
I hate Donkey Kong for the SNES because my teacher told my mom I was failing class before Christmas break. My mom made me open all my Christmas presents and then return them to the store and I had to tell each person when they asked “reason for return?” Was that I was too stupid to own it. I didn’t fail, my teacher just said it to get me motivated over the break. I never celebrated Christmas ever again and Christmas music still makes me angry to this day. She also beat me with a belt until I bled through my shirt on my back. So a few years later she got mad at me when she bought me an N64 for Christmas and I wasn’t “excited enough”. Fuck the N64. Fuck Christmas. Fuck jannies.

>> No.7419342
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7419342

>>7419112
Less than 200 NTSC-J games

>> No.7419360

Mario.. Zelda....

>> No.7419367

Are there any good looking games on it at all?
>>7419339
Cry harder you sad little bitch.

>> No.7419370

>>7419367
Found the Christmas celebrator. I bet you even leave out milk and cookies you little faggot.

>> No.7419398

>>7419360
The list goes on...

>> No.7419412

>>7419342
where's that from?

>> No.7419413

>>7419370
Jew.

>> No.7419416

1 N64 game is worth 20 ps1 shovelware

>> No.7419418

Virtual Pro Wrestling 2 > Everything else.

>> No.7419450

>>7419416
customers didnt think so

>> No.7419464

>>7419450
Of course, they loved the ShovelStation.

>> No.7419469

>>7419464
and they didnt buy the n64, because it was shit, with 4kb of texture ram and nothing worth playing

>> No.7419474

>>7419464
You cannot deny the greatness of the Ps1 library.

>> No.7419475

>>7419469
look at N64 software.

>> No.7419483

>>7419474
You certainly can't deny the amount of shovelware, that's for sure.

>> No.7419484

>>7419475
where is it?

>> No.7419485

>>7419475
Then look at software sales again, it's there, you
Can't ignore it.

>> No.7419489

>>7419483
you seem to like saying shovelware a lot for a wii owner

>> No.7419505

>>7419483
Ps1 has more playable games than n64 has games

>> No.7419507

>>7419489
If that's the case then I'd know shovelware when I see it and I see loads on the PlayStation.

>> No.7419509

>>7419505
Are you trying to convince me, or yourself?

>> No.7419519

>>7419112
is not a ps3-5

>> No.7419525

>>7419450
yeah, it was cheaper and pirateable

>> No.7419527

>>7419505
I don't dispute this but the keyword here is "Playable"
PS1 has way more good games but somehow N64 ended up with more games that I would consider must plays. I love Mega Man Legends, and SH among a plethora of other PS1 games but I would tell someone getting into the medium to experience SM64 and OoT before those games.

>> No.7419536

>>7419360
>>7419398
kek

>> No.7419557
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>>7419117
iktfb

>> No.7419573

>>7419527
I don’t see how those games are any better than FF7 or Oddworld

>> No.7420210
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>>7419112
the N64 is grossly overrated shite, just like all Shitendo consoles.

>> No.7420218

>>7419483
>the console that sold 100m units had the most amount of shovelware that generation
wow!

>> No.7420221

>>7419573
because the gaming journalists said so in the early 2000s and now that's how its gonna be for the rest of history

>> No.7420240

>>7420221
it's reality

>> No.7420243

>>7420240
>doesnt give an actual reason
nice cult bro

>> No.7420245

>>7420243
ff7 alone is better than everything on n64 combined

>> No.7420349

>>7420245
u mean ff9

>> No.7420354

>>7420349
no furry, that game was shit

>> No.7420361

>>7419112
This has like 10 games

>> No.7420523

>>7419339
I'm saving this.
The Fuck Jannies made me smile.

>> No.7420539

I declare my collection to be king of the N64 cream.
Mario 64, Podracer, Mariokart, goldeneye, perfect dark, OoT, StarFox, Harvest Moon, Megaman Legacy, Smash Conker...
Shit. I'm missing banjo, rogue squadron, glover and some others though.

>> No.7420545

>>7419112
It has no 3rd party games.

>> No.7420549

>>7420545
Bomberman, Goemon, the list goes on...

>> No.7420559

>>7420549
Then please go on. Try not to name butchered psx games like Megaman 64 or RE2.

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>>7419112
>Say this has no games one more time. I fucking dare you

>> No.7420807

>>7419117
I would smash your 64 if your room wasn't clean. Thats how a man deals with insubordination.

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>>7420807
You're not cool

>> No.7420994
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>>7420210
Has some great games though, right?

>> No.7421345

>>7420361
10 of the best games ever

>> No.7421348

>>7419112
that's not the gamecube

>> No.7421350

>>7419315
>nerdtendo
>playstation controller
once again the sonyfag is the true onions

>> No.7421358

>>7420210
>all these firsts nobody actually cares about
God damn the lengths snoys go to in order to cope with their wobblies.