/vr/ - Retro Games

bowser laid that egg,

Can anyone explain how Yoshi completely forgot about the kid he carried on his back for an entire adventure?

>>7414338
Magic probably

>>7414420
They're all different Yoshis

>>7414353
he sure did

>>7414434
Shad was better when he actually drew stuff he was into and not a bunch of shitty memes.

>>7414338
>mfw yoshi ate himself and shit himself out his own ass.

>>7414451
In the end it destroyed his creativity and imagination, and that's the worst punishment of all for someone who became famous by being a genuine outsider who pushed the limits and became independently successful only to completely and utterly sell out to Twitch kiddies and PC Twitter

>>7414458
Honestly, I'm not into his kinks at all but it was "funnier" when his art had an actual shock factor to it. Now he does it on purpose and it's lame.

>>7414478
>when his art had an actual shock factor to it
but it never did.
I never once got why shad became a big deal in the first place. Its like people forgot about Rule 34. When i saw shad's art for the first time, i didnt think
>HOLY ZOMG I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE
i thought
>typical rule 34

>>7414526
I'm used to r34\, but gross shit like that will always amuse me a bit

>>7414526
I think he got big because he had an entire website even back then, his artstyle wasn't as bad as most other artists at that time, and not all of his stuff was gross kink shit so that attracted normies. Plus he drew a lot of Nintendo characters.

>>7414420
This Yoshi is dead.

>>7414338
It's like when you go back in time and become your own mother after you kill your brother or whatever it is.

>>7414453
That's deep.

>>7414420
What is retcon?

>>7415146
The fuck does that mean? Retroactive consolidation?

>>7415146
What is love?

>>7415146
its a word, but thats not important right now

ok yeah that's funny to point out but this idea that games need to have a canon and a bible is fucking horseshit

>>7414453
When this game came out, I was 7. I was being looked after by my mean old aunt and she scolded and took the game away from me because I kept joking to my sister and my friends about how Yoshi shits out the eggs while I was playing it for them. The problem is, that game was a rental from Blockbuster, so my mom pulled rank via car phone and reversed that decision and just advised us to go to a friend's house, so we did. I hadn't thought about that in years and years until I read your post. Thank you for reading my blog.

>>7414338
What if he used Magikoopa to do it?

>>7414338
>How did Bowser trap Yoshi in his own egg?

Maybe Bowser can eat things and excrete them out as eggs, like Yoshi?

>>7414420
fuzzy is a helluva drug

>>7414420
See a random baby.
35 years later baby is an adult.
No contact at all in between, neither yoshi nor mario will recognize/ remember each other

Quite simple

>>7418719
Also, different yoshi

>>7418724
Theres more than one yoshi?

>>7418741
Well it's just a theory....

>>7418756
A game theory?

>>7418760
shut up

>>7418760
go back to youtube and stay there

>>7418719
>35
Mario is 24

>>7418760
Kill yourself

>>7417165
>moonrunes with no context or translation.
cool ill assume it says the same thing the English version did. fucking bowser trapping yoshi in his own egg

>>7418818
even for an Italian, Mario is too fat and hairy to be 24

>>7417165
>>7419623
"Phew! You saved me. I'm Yoshi
I thought I could save my friends who were captured by Bowser if I went to the castle, but those jerks trapped me in this egg."

Almost the same

>>7414338

Yo do you HAVE to beat that star level to get the purple or green button?

>>7420752
You have to brush up on your japanese, anon. That there is a volitional + to suru form, it doesn't mean "to think".

>>7415427
it means it got re- tconned. duh

>>7417165
>soul
>>7414338
>soulless

You can see him grow from a baby Yoshi, so clearly Bowser used age regression magic to de-age Yoshi into an egg. When you free Yoshi, he rapidly grows back into his normal form.

>>7414453
nah more like yoshi was so scared of bowser rather than shit brix it anal vored its self into an egg coping they are an embryo being watched by a loving mother yoshi only to be broken open and enslaved by the very child they saved many years ago

>>7418656
I went out of my way to touch fuzzies in that level.

>>7414338
What do you think Yoshi's egg smell like? Ha ha

>>7414338
Yoshi was killed and he was reincarnated as an egg. Think Digimon.

>>7414338
Why can blocks hover in mid air?
Why can mario jump 60ft high?
Why can you grow and shrink exponentially in size?
Why can you shoot flaming balls out of your mouth?
Why does a stupid piece of cloth allow you to take flight?
Why can you swim underwater forever?
Why can a dinosaur even talk?
The answer is: shut the fuck up

ayo guys. Where my purple button be at? Help a brother on his first playthrough out

>>7414338
bowser is yoshis dad. bowser is a yoshi, but one night bowser had water after midnight and he became... well, bowser.

>>7425492
find it yourself scrub i actually forgot

>>7417437
Based mom. I'll hatefuck your cunt aunt.

>>7421415
>t. con

>>7414338
Yoshi failed his evil test