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What's /vr/'s consensus on Kalinske?

>> No.7306502 [DELETED] 

>>7306483
An genius surround by retards.

>> No.7306515
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>>7306483
Not as cool as Bernie the Shiturn Slayer.

>> No.7306524

>>7306502
>An genius surround by retards.
>An genius surrond
Only on 4chan.

>> No.7306538

>>7306483
Sega is the game developer equivalent of some washed up, once renown but now dilapidated and forgotten food chain or casino empire.
Every time you see a Sega CEO, chief of something, or legal advocate, its almost always a balding, 50 dollar suite, geriatric aged male, looking like he's about to burst into tears while telling a story about how his wife left him half a decade ago and his kids never visit.

Plus, think of what they're actually marketing and to whom. Their fucking mascot is a hypersonic hedgehog. Like, some sort of Walt Disney toon bullshit and who's their main consumer? Children, right?!
Nope!!!
It's specifically autistic children and furry porn addicted manlets.

It's all so morbid and sticky...
Like your best friends single cougar mom, the one which feels up your biceps and makes references to when she and your mom were great friends.
Like a Peggy Bundy kind of gal.

Sega is a presumably child friendly Ed O'Neill.