/vr/ - Retro Games

You're meant to have watched the film I guess. Something similar happens in the final scene.

>>6594643
Elaborate.

>>6594643
When I was a kid I was a genius and never got stuck or needed a guide or anything! What’s your excuse?

>>6594643
Having an IQ above room temperature helps

>>6594657
The raptors are at that part of the game are immune to all weapons, including fucking rockets. You have to throw a specific kind of grenade to make the bones fall on them, but it's in very specific places. I shot the fuckers for 20 minutes and then spammed grenades on top of the bones and nothing worked. I had to watch this to figure it out.
https://youtu.be/zd7x62hsna8?t=25

>>6594643
I watched the movie 157 times so I knew what to do.

>>6594643
A child's brain eventually realizes "this isn't working" and begins to recalculate other possible options. You opt to not exercise this function and instead look up an answer.

>>6594695
I literally threw grenades on top of the bones until I ran out then reloaded a save. Nothing worked. There should have been some blinking arrows at the area you've gotta blow up or something. I mean most of the comments on that video are people coming back after 20 years because they never beat that part as a kid.

Read the book.

>>6594706
>There should have been some blinking arrows at the area you've gotta blow up or something
Modern gaming is more your speed. pls go.

>>6594728
Post physique

>>6594643
write in to the letters section of your favorite magazine

>>6594683
holy fart music

>>6594643
There are bones right above your head. There is one weapon that can reach them. I figured it out, you're just stupid.

>>6594843
Have you even played it? The grenades literally bounce off the bones. You've gotta hit the floor offscreen behind the raptors to make them fall, shit's retarded.

>>6594858
It's been over an hour since this thread was created and you are still in complete denial about being a fucking moron despite everyone else calling you out on it. Literal 6 year olds have superior problem solving skills compared to your own. Stop and think about that for a second. You struggled with something children had no problem figuring out to the point where you had to go watch a video tutorial on exactly what to do. You're not cut out for retro gaming, stick to modern titles that do all the hard brain stuff for you.

>>6594882
>You struggled with something children had no problem figuring out to the point where you had to go watch a video tutorial on exactly what to do.
The comment section is literally full of adults that never beat that dogshit level as a kid just finding out how.
Shove that gaming superiority complex up your ass, Dexter.

>>6594643
Have you considered, and this is gonna sound crazy, ACTUALLY TRYING THINGS? I mean I know you're a pathetic millennial retard baby who curls into an impotent ball the second things become even the slightest bit vague but if you actually gave an effort you'd find that most of these games don't really have that obtuse or even all that many recurring solutions. But, I guess just freezing like a deer in headlights and crying online is a good alternative.

This is as stupid as those "Sonic 3's barrel was an impossible obstacle" threads. For this reason, precisely: >>6594695
This post nails it in the fucking head.
This is basically people giving up too fast. This isn't even about intelligence, it's about lack of patience and just giving up when minimally frustrated.
It's like those EPIC GAMERS that rage and toss their pads around or literally punch walls when they lose.

Someone mentions "people coming back after 20 years". Yeah that's easy to say but I bet the reality was more like they ragequit after half an hour or a couple playthroughs spread over a weekend or so, and in their head it's this epic battle that they SOMEHOW lost despite them GIVING THEIR ALL. Same shit as in school when some kid would start crying about failing a test because THEY TRIED SO HARD when under closer examination they spend the entire class being jackasses and not paying attention.
I'm starting to think the human race sucks at this patience thing.

Holy shit you fat gay neckbeards are insufferable. I bet you got noogies and swirlies at school.

All these people whining about old games always makes me think about all those science experiments to test bird intelligence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5rHHb52vAs

You people are dumber than birds

>>6594904
And this is why you never got past that section.

i'm almost sure this game was released in some beta state

>>6594683
Filtered by fossils. Absolutely embarrassing.

They didnt really care and expected you to buy Nintendo Power for guides to these stupidly obtuse gaming situations. See shit like Clash at Demonhead. I guess you could have called the nintendo hotline but I don't personally know anyone that bothered doing that.
Basically they didn't give a fuck and probably hoped youd just buy another game

>>6594889
Surprise, surprise, Youtube comment section is full of retards.
Colour me shocked.

>>6595004
It's where all the idiots congregated before Twitter became the thing.
The sad thing is that Twitter has managed to make those comments seem nothing out of the ordinary.

>>6594904
This board is terrible, man. It's just angry middle aged men that got bullied hard in school . Just go have some discussion on /v/ and pray they don't spam wojaks.

>>6595047
/v/ will tell you the same thing. Fuck we're sugar coating it. You're a moron.

>>6594896
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>>6594894
You are seriously defending "These raptors, unlike every other enemy in the game up to this point, are completely impervious to every single weapon that worked just fine up until now because reasons" which is not good design by any stretch of the imagination. This is the kind of shit they put in games to sell strategy guides and magazines.

This would be like having a random zombie, exactly like every other zombie in RE, being completely immune to all weapons until you led it towards a cracked piece of floor and shot THAT. Or not explaining Sabin's blitz command against the Vargas fight at all.

Ever read Nintendo's rules for games developed for the NES and see the one about the game being consistent in its rules? This shitheap of a game is why.

>>6595206
Also it's funny you mention "random enemy immune to all weapons and you must shoot at a random thing to kill it", it's a common boss situation in a lot of western games that very few people ever complain about. All your equipment and firepower reduced to shooting some chandelier or some cables to destroy a helicopter or some shit.

Even 6yo me was already used to that being a thing that existed, and I'm not even someone remotely smart. You just are sore because a game bested you and you didn't have the guts to keep trying. If you give up that easily on a game, how can we expect you to not quit a stressful real life situation?
You got filtered, plain and simple. Your arguments scream of pure butthurt. I bet you also complain about the Sonic 3 barrel.

>>6595319
>even 6 year old me
Hey it’s that guy again who identifies as a 6year old

>>6595331
What a fucking NERD. HAhaha L O S E R

>>6595331
Wow are you that stupid or you train?
I was six years old when this game came out, thus "6yo me". That means, repeat with me, "me as a six year old kid". And that six year old kid was not a ragequit fag like you.

>>6594904
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>>6595337
He was in an almost identical thread about SM64 where he basically said that if his retarded ass could beat the game, any average 6 year old could.

>>6595338
>are you that stupid or you train?
Based retard

>>6595345
You're the one who can't figure out how to beat a video game made for children.

>>6595341
Let me guess you got filtered by Super Mario 64 too and it's the devs fault you have a sub-80 IQ.

>>6595353
No I’m not. This was my first reply in the thread:
>>6595331
Also you’re more or less bragging about beating a kids game, isn’t that sad?>>6595357
No, but I do think a handful of the secret stars are a little obtuse for a 6-7 year old to find.

>>6595353
Sounds like it. I am not even the guy he's talking about so he's making himself look extra stupid.

Basically he ragequitted at a game so hard that he's sore after 30 years. That has to be some sort of world record for pettiness.

>>6595363
Are you always this effeminate when you get upset?

>>6595359
Well you are butthurt about a kids game, you got no moral high ground to call him out.

>>6595368
Your mom disagrees. Now, keep getting butthurt for our amusement, buffoon.

>>6595373
How am I butthurt? All I did was point out you were the anon from the other thread, and since then I’ve just been encouraging your tantrum here. Do you think I’m the anon you were talking to earlier in the thread?

>>6595376
Well I'm sorry but I'm not that anon. I never "identified as a 6yo", so you are clearly an idiot who cannot read, precisely the type of person that'd be unable to figure out a boss encounter. If you are not the OP, you deserve to be put in the same category of stupidity.
But carry on I'm enjoying a lot having a "tantrum" making your booty all hurty.

>>6595387
Right, well you disputed your arrested development in the other thread too, but obviously at least 4 different anons noticed it in that thread.
>so you can’t read
Interesting thesis anon, what’s your degree in?

>>6595391
You do realize that if I'm not that person you are sounding like a complete lunatic, do you?

>>6595418
Anon, come on, what are you even talking about?

>>6594947
If it wasnt for that space rock they would have still ruled the earth dumbass.

>>6595359
>Whine about being to shit at video games
>Get told it's not hard
>FUCK YOU! YOU'RE BRAGGING ABOUT BEING NOT SHIT! THAT'S SAD!

>>6595449
I’ve never even played this game anon. Are you having a little trouble with your English again? Also:
>bragging about beating a kids game isn’t sad
it’s literally pitiful

>>6595319
The only Jurassic Park game I ever played was the Mega CD adventure game and that filtered me pretty fierce at the end.

>>6595456
There's no bragging going on though. It's people just pointing out to OP that it's not difficult at all and that literal children had no problem figuring it out. If you're getting this upset over having that pointed out to you maybe video games aren't really your thing.

>>6594643
I had no clue as a kid until I called the sega hotline or whatever, looking back it was trivial but I was a stupid kid so.

>>6594643
Try using your brain sometime kiddo

>>6594643
I played rapter and figured out the solution entirely by accident a couple decades ago by just randomly attacking whatever since hurting Grant was fucking impossible. Attacked one of the rocks and noticed it having tiny little explosions leading to a "What the fuck, why is the rock doing that?" moment.

>>6594643
>>6594894
The implication is that if the game can't easily be beaten by a child then it's "shart" such is the state of modern players.

>>6594706
>There should have been some blinking arrows at the area you've gotta blow up or something.

LOL

>>6599379
Yeah this, zoomers are such stupid fucking babies. Can’t even beat a stupid movie game. Wish they’d just go back to /v/ or tumblr or whatever haha

>>6594947
no one cares you brain damaged retard

>>6599381
>>6599379
>>6595319
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>>6594695
it's shit game design you brain damaged retards

>raptors are immune to damage
>ok there are bones
>attacking bones does nothing
>you have to throw grenades over raptor's head into a very specific spot on the floor that makes no sense
retards defend it
simply using grenades should trigger the bones you fucking retards
in general it's a retarded "puzzle" since you should be able to kill those enemies with just weapons

>>6599426
>mom I posted it again!

>>6599453
Who are you trying to convince? These threads are peak autism.

>>6594706
>blinking arrows
Zoomers will get the rope one day.

>>6594706
lolol blinking arrows? maybe I'm just getting old, but it's not some arcade game... blinking arrows...

>>6599412
>>6599426
Is this where you live?

I never got to that place, but I did get stuck on the bones when playing as a raptor. I jumped on the bones and they shook, but nothing happened. I jumped and jumped and jack shit happened.

>>6599890
I just looked it up, and I must have misremembered (been 20+ years). Though I do wonder how in the fuck I was supposed to know that you were to go to and attack some random stone.

>>6594727
>and then grant threw grenades at the stones that held up the t-rex skeleton

I don't remember this part

>>6594882
I was a child and owned the game. I never figured it out. Just learned how to beat the game in this thread. I remember having friends over to try the last level as well since I couldn't beat it, they didn't get it either.

Honestly the solution is cryptic as fuck.

>>6595047
Don't listen to the retards, I'm 90% sure it's one guy, the same guy that spazzes out about the rules when PC games released in 2000 are talked about. There's been a markant rise in hostility the past few weeks/months, that's why I think it's mainly one lone autist lurking here shitting things up

>>6595319
> "random enemy immune to all weapons and you must shoot at a random thing to kill it", it's a common boss situation in a lot of western games

Name one other game that does this. Remember that it has to be an enemy that has been encountered and defeated before, a regular enemy.

>>6599930
>that caveat
Oh I’m laffin

>>6599961
The caveat is because that's literally what the game does, and what you/he claims is normal.

>>6599915
funnily enough this was a script element from the original ending before Spielberg decided to use the rex as the hero at the end

>>6599925
That's a possibility, yeah. A lot of "those" posts are remarkably stupid or plain surreal, I have trouble believing it's a person being sincere in its stupidity.

Guess it's some teenager going ballistic because he heard "4chan is only for shitposting" and took it to heart. That's why we can't have nice things.

>>6599968
He, I’m a different anon, just found your approach to the argument more entertaining than the argument itself

Just gives you more time to listen to the best track in the game.