/vr/ - Retro Games

>>6422216
>nigger eyes
>nigger lips
>swarthy skin

Imagine unironically finding this subhuman attractive.

>>6422216
>people bitching about "anatomical incorrect VNs" in the PC98 thread
>drooling and obsessing over this

>>6422216
Perfection.

>>6422243
>Wah wah wah! I'm a salty racist bitter over a game characters appearance! Wah wah wah!
We're all apes anon, just different colours and shapes but still all human. Please, seek therapy.

>>6422243
subhuman aree american white people have you seen them they are all fat and stupid with the intelligence of Homer Simpson (mentally impaired).

>>6422430
>>6422452
Off to Reddit with ya

>>6422475
I'm apparently a Redditor for not being a racist.
Get a life anon, I've been on this site for years. Difference is I'm not a depressive slob like you and I've actually got a life ahead of me.

>>6422243
>there are no native brunettes in England

>>6422614
>be /pol/tard
>leave your containment board
>tell someone else to go back

>>6422648
/pol/? I haven't been on that in like 3 years. >I use this to highlight stuff, not to be a moron like you. Idc anyway, no point in arguing on the Internet.

>>6422675
I thought I was replying to this >>6422475

>>6422382
Yes anon

>>6422689
Oh, sorry anon. I feel bad now.

>>6422714
Np

>>6422243
>muh edge
>>>/pol/
>>>/b/

Dycroft

>>6422430
>We're all one race, the human race!

>>6422216
Your waifu's games are shit and I killed her in Shadow Warrior, cuck.

>>6423106
go fap to samus

>>6423080
You do realize everyone on this entire planet has some sort of definitely African, Middle Eastern and potentially South Asisn ancestry?
Also go back to /pol/ Wojak cuck, if you think you're so smart by saying 'b-but blacks are sub human!' then talk to my 8th grade Science teacher and he'll make you look like the 'sub human' you speak of.

>>6423080
>basedjak7.png
Get laid already.

>>6423080
+ Whites wouldn't have even existed without Africans or Middle Easterners. White people originate from Central Asia and East Europe guess the place those ancient Whites ancestors came from? Africa, Middle East and South Asia.

Learn basic White people history before posting because you're ultimately the most pathetic excuse for a human and that comes from someone living in one of the most poverty filled areas in all of West Europe.

I want to knock up a lara

>>6423186
at least you're not french and pouring your heated loads into her body endlessly

>>6422216
She can totally get the dick.

>>6422216
Will we ever get back the real heroines and be rid of their shitty remake counter parts? I tired of going to 34 sites and seeing nothing but that brat.

>>6423235

I doubt it, anon. We'll probably never have an angular, somewhat Persian-looking Lara with wasp queen hips and double D tiddies again.

>>6423235
Crystal Dynamics quite literally think the original Lara is nothing more than a sex object and a bane upon women in gaming, to the point that despite the dual pistols bit at the end of TR'13 and the original Shadow ending being huge references, they want to divorce themselves so hard that they pretend the pistols thing never happened and actually revised the latter's ending post-launch to remove the classic references. If they have their way they will overwrite Lara Croft entirely with their new vision.

>>6422626
She's a filthy spic, not an Anglo.
Get your TR lore straight, lad.

>>6422216
For the life of me I don't know why anyone would slobber over a badly drawn fake girl with ugly big lips like a blow up doll.

>>6423484
(you)

>>6422216
Was it really that hard back then to model a braid decently? It almost looks like someone dumped a long turd on her and now she's cuddling it.

>>6423256
Well they're stupid and wrong.

The pose that started it all!

>>6422430
>>6422614
>there are different species of apes, including different types of humans
>I'm not racist

>>6422430
>We're all apes anon, just different colours and shapes but still all human.
Spotted the degenerate bonobo.

But yeah, Lara Croft is cool.

>>6422648
>everyone who doesn't conform to my cult-like beliefs is a /pol/tard

>>6423256
Jokes on them, I only play classic Raider games

>be me
>mom used to watch me play tomb raider on the living room tv
>mom thinks lara is cool and awesome
Guess my Mom was a sexist incel before it was cool. I miss her.
she died in 2003

How do I go about faking a PS1 style dither in the PC versions of the classics? Lara's ass is clearly not meant to be ditherless with how flat the texture is.

>>6423256
>ever playing any TR past AoD

Lara is heart

>>6424632
>mom thinks lara is cool and awesome
ok
>my Mom was a sexist incel
wait, what?

>>6423235
Oh God please. Old style Lara is so much better than nu-Lara it's not even funny.

>>6423126
Samus is whiter than Lara Croft (aka Lara Cruz) and so is a far superior waifu.

>>6424218
We're all the same Ape, moron.
Caucasians, Blacks, Latinos, Native Pacific Islanders, Native Americans and Arabs are all one in the same.

>>6424229
Spotted the...Y'know what why bother
I ain't wasting time on a fixing a mistake

>>6424286
Cult-like? If anything your racist circle jerk is a cult.

>>6425937
>there are no differences between the races
Can't tell if baiting or an actual libtard.

sure is /pol/ in here.

>>6422252
I mean, anatomically she's accurate. The 3D render is just really outdated.

>>6423106
How does it feel that Tomb Raider sold more than Super Metroid, and that the only reason Metroid ever became a thing in the first place was because kids in North America bought it?

>>6425625
he's joking about the fucked up mindsets of the modern TR devs and how his mother would be perceived by them for daring to like old Lara

>>6423256
Crystal Dynamics didn't make Shadow of the Tomb Raider.

>>6425625
You're either thick as a brick, or really new to this whole "trolling" thing.

>>6426107
yeah, i were a little thick and high, sumimasen vr kun

>>6425937
Arab isn't a race or ethnicity, moron. It's a cultural-linguistic distinction.

>>6425937
Can you not even read below "Or", you filthy ape?

>>6426457
Eat poo poo
Racism bad! we're all from the same unga bunga's and equally as smart.
POO POO HEEEEAAAAADDDD

>>6426481
Read this out loud right now to yourself. Get help.

>>6426481
Upboated.

>>6426095
>muh sales
You're really going there, huh...

>>6426095
Feels great, why do you ask?

Is nuLara done?

>>6425828
She might be whiter but she's not hotter.

>>6426993
I accidentally bought Shadow instead of Rise because I wasn't paying enough attention to which was which, are the games sequential enough that I should wait to pick up Rise or can I just hop right into Shadow?

>>6427114
>buying games

>>6427161
I torrented the first one on PC to try, but the second and third are more than my old toaster can handle. You don't have to answer my question, I just thought I'd ask here rather than seek out some godforsaken forum for an answer.

>>6426481
we wuz kangs

>>6427106
You might be less white, but you're more gay.