/vr/ - Retro Games

>>6093230
>pixels were never real
Reeeeee

Anyways, no because if they touch him, he dies so it's just normal war.

>>6093234
Mario has to go out of his way to kill them though. The goombas don't even chase him and they literally cannot even be armed.

It's a you or them scenario. They will try to kill you the best they can even after you show them mercy by jumping over them instead of on them.

>>6093238
They don't need to be armed. Simply touching them is deadly.

You're not a war criminal if you win.

t. Temujin

>betray

more like liberate mushrooms from the non-mushroom ruler Peach

>>6093230
Post more of this deepest lore

>>6093337
Based

>>6093230
It literaly says right in the text that the goomba is a traitor. Where's the war crime? I hope that after the war ended they rounded all these guys up and gave them free helicopter rides.

>>6093504
Um, do the words Rules of Engagement ring a bell? Geneva Convention? International law?

>>6093536
Its not gay if I beat you up afterwards

>>6093536
>if you kill your enemies they win

>>6093536
I don't think you understand war lol.

>>6093550
>unarmed mushroom man
>does not engage when jumped over
>"enemy combatnant"

>>6093570
>unarmed
>kills anyone that touches it

>>6093576
t. Bush voter

>>6093504
And who wrote that text? Wouldn't happen to be Mario's friends and cronies would it? Don't believe everything you read.

>>6093570
>hey, the enemies are heading straight towards our castle, should we shoot them?
>REEE NO YOU CAN'T SHOOT THEM UNTIL THEY AFTER THEY SUICIDE BOMB

>>6093613
Or you know, we could stop invading brown peoples' countries. Just a thought.

>>6093614
how about instead of coming into capitalist nations and having your "communist revolutions" you go off somewhere and build a communist nation from scratch, see how that works out for you

>>6093614
America didn't invade brown people for a while. That was the old right, Trump is the new right who doesn't fall for the military's bullshit.

>>6093619
White Privilege: The Post.

>>6093621
>italian
>white

>>6093238
They are kamikazee soldiers who fall into bottomless pits because they're so dedicated to their cause of murdering Mario they don't watch where they're going. You can kill them without worrying about war crimes.

>>6093623
Real Italians are pure white people, some with a bit of tan, indistinguishable from any group of white people. Claiming Italians aren't white is bullshit usually spouted today by leftists trying the whole "white people don't exist" nonsense.

>>6093230
If he is, then so is every main protagonist in every 80's bullet and explosion filled revenge/rescue action movie. The difference is that he doesn't use Uzis and RPGs.

>>6093621
Go be a nigger somewhere else.

>>6093619
It delights me how triggered you babies are.

>>6093636
if white people don't exist how does white privilege exist

>>6093636
Your ideas about what leftists actually think is so out of touch you might as well be a flat-earther as well.

>>6093658
No, cum drinker. Why Don't you all go move to a communist nation? Is it because you know it won't work there (because it hasn't worked anywhere. "B-but anon... Muh REAL communism..?), or are you reluctant because you'll no longer be able chow down on your McCrap, or watch child porn on the gay little Apple products that you all covet so much? You're a fucking JOKE.

>>6093681
this, lefties need the idea of "white people" to exist to feel oppressed and be a strawman for them to shriek at

"italians aren't white" is the usual alt-right crap that also says "irish aren't white" and "slavs aren't white", which is truly pathetic and counterproductive to their aims

>>6093686
Lol no. Your boogeyman evil leftist is the strawman.

>>6093686
"alt-right" is make believe and a strawman too though

>>6093658
Hey, you cum drinking spastic. Why won't you all go move to a communist nation? Are you reluctant to leave because you know you'll no longer be able chow down on your McCrap, or watch child porn on the gay little Apple products that you all covet so much? You're a fucking JOKE.

>>6093695
Yeah they're both extremes that are mostly make believe. You do get a lot of people unironically blaming Jews for everything wrong with the world though.

>>6093695
>We're not white nationalists, we're the alt-right!
>No, we never called ourselves "alt-right", we're the incels!
>Wait, no, "incel" is a slur that the leftists made up, we're circle gamers!
The ride never ends.

>>6093695
alt right is kind of a shitty term but I went for something shorter than "current generation white nationalist"

>>6093697
Because I don't have to, silly. I am happy where I am, but willing fight to improve it.

>>6093681
I honestly don't care what leftists think. Many of them have never even read actual theory. Besides, most of their thoughts and memories will spill out on the sidewalk after I curbstomp them to death.

>>6093705
And I'm happy to mercilessly slaughter you like a dog in the street

>>6093708
Anon, that's really messed up. Dogs have more of a right to exist than leftists.

>>6093676
ikr, it's sort of like the left's version of multiple universes, where they choose the universe they want at any time depending on what they're trying to argue.

>>6093681
Not true. The argument white people don't exist comes up fairly frequently. Another thing they say is that all the sand-niggers are actually white, which at least doesn't defy the laws of physics and makes a slight bit of sense. But it's still nonsensical, we don't say Asians are actually all black people just because at some point they have a common ancestor.

>>6093706
Lol that's okay because we equally don't care what you think. But we do read. A lot.

Nice threat of violence though. It's typical of literal sub-humans like yourself. Please continue to show your true colors publicly.

>>6093708
Good luck trying, mr psychopath. If not larping you are genuinely mentally ill.

>>6093712
>The argument white people don't exist comes up fairly frequently. Another thing they say is that all the sand-niggers are actually white,

My sides. Do you even read the shit you write?

>>6093718
There is nothing wrong with what I write shitface, there seems to be be something wrong with your brain.

>>6093715
>w-we r-read

No you don't. The majority of you 'people' are psueds with sub 100 IQs. Stop LARPing.

Violence is also the only proper response to your ilk.

>w-we're gonna overthrow all economic systems and governments
>w-what do you mean you're gonna fight back, nooooo le people revolution :(

You picked your fate when you chose a political stance that threatened civilization. Your worthless corpse can join your ideology in the dustbin of history.

>/vr/ - Retro Games

>>6093726
Yeah yeah. Those two statements together are funny though.

Anyways in all seriousness there are always going to be idiots that glom onto any philosophy. So yeah there are going to be some dumb left identifying people who do try to claim this or that. I am very progressive though as are most of the people I know and have never heard anything like what you've saud actually be expressed in real life.

The problem these days as is shown is everyone goes for the strawman and then really believe it. But the things that people from /pol/ and the like try to tell me are actually common leftist beliefs really are as out of touch as flat earth supporters. No exaggeration at all.

>>6093727
>No you don't. The majority of you 'people' are psueds with sub 100 IQs. Stop LARPing.

An absolute perfect example of what I am describing here >>6093738 you're not even in the right ballpark.

A war criminal is whoever lost the war.

>>6093614
Tfw goombas are brown.
It all makes sense now.

>>6093619
most countries that had communist revolutions weren't capitalist to begin with. sure, they were often capitalist-aligned, but they were usually weird feudal or even tribal places with a tiny capitalist class.

>>6093808
>doesn't know the difference between systems of government and systems of economics

>>6093619
It's like how they don't just make a new video game franchise full of gays and trannies because they know it'll be DOA, so instead they take existing popular franchises, subvert them, and hope the existing fanbase doesn't notice. And if the fanbase does notice and stops supporting said franchise, they screech that they're racist and <whatever>phobic and end up driving even more people away until the franchise finally dies completely.

>>6093812
yes anon, you're right and very smart. please provide an explanation of the difference for me, a mere idiot with an economic history degree.

>>6093337
Of course you are. Even if no one else remembers or finds out, you know.

>>6093863
cringe af desu

>>6093868
Oh I guess you got me there. You're absolutely right. I'm just a wash up. Gotta stand on the stage...

>>6093697
You're the funny one though.

>>6093706
What a spaz.

>>6093230
I thought Nintendo wouldn't allow to use the word "die" in games for their consoles, let alone in games they developed themselves.

>>6093636
Looking a tad arabic there, Luigi...

>>6093702
There's literally no more ways for Jews to hide, other than pump money into propaganda to keep people confused. Jews own everything, they control everything you can possibly think of. There's only so many times you can claim it's all a conspiracy while the world crumbles around you.

>>6093536
>Rules of Engagement
>Geneva Convention
>International law
None of those things exist in the mushroom kingdom. Mario did nothing wrong.

>>6093230
It's not a crime to kill traitors.

>>6093942
um... mods? Clean up on aisle KKK.

>>6093964
Kringe.

>>6093230
Are there big goombas?

>>6093964
>um... mods?
doesn't work. Learn to use the Report button.
The power is yours.

>>6093570
>>6093576
This is quantum autism.

>>6093704
Call them the confederacy. They even fly the flag for you.

>>6093984
Yes, giant goombas appear in Super Mario Bros. 3, Super Mario 64, and Super Mario 64 DS.