/vr/ - Retro Games

They don't drink it though, they smash the potion on the floor and the door appears, similar to the capsule technology in Dragon Ball.

>>5997487

>something something japanese folklore
>"This is the work of Satan"

>>5997487

>>5997487
not satanic, just japanese

OP sucks dick but this thread could be interesting.

>>5997487
Since dimensions are "satanic" does that mean that 3D games are 33% more satanic than 2D games?

>>5997590
50% since 3 is 50% more than 2. and 2.5D games are only 25% more satanic.

>>5997530
Everything that doesn't bow to their crucified Jew is satanic in the mind of the chr*stcuck.

>>5997487
Pokemon is the devil
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zjHrExOM-ww

WELCOME TO THE GAY RAPE DUNGEON, GOY

>>5997710
Sheesh, I'm Christian and to this day this still makes me giggle like crazy.

>>5997710
Kadabra has Satanic lightning bolts on his dick

Shalom

Oy vey

>>5997765
i think the point of this thread is to post things that possibly would've triggered judeo-christians in the 80s. they would've loved this shit

>>5997710
>>5997738
The symbols on kadabra are fro a japanese card game but I admit it is loosely based off of baphoment. Also the abra line is based off of a fox and in numerology fox=666.

>>5997487
Sega "Genesis" game with game like Altered Beast where you shapeshift into creatures

Sega "Saturn" is literally a black cube. Released on SATURNday. Look at the advert where IceCube (a known sellout) tells you to head for the actual planet (Satan)

Sega Dreamcast has an hypnotic orange swirling logo which is one of the (((freemasons))) favorites. If you look at the console from behind when the power light is on it representing the jewlluminati pyramid

>>5997778
Oh yeah, this stuff is everywhere.

>>5997710
i never realised how much its original design looks like a baphomet, shit.

>>5997487
>drugs are satanic
ok grandma

honestly there probably was quite a bit of technically satanic shit referenced in older games. it's just that japan didn't give a shit and moreso viewed abrahamic/christian shit as a fictional source of inspiration than a potentially sacrilegious thing

>>5997789
yeah but stuff like>>5997778 is blatantly intentional

pic related probably wasn't but I find it funny that saturn was usually depicted as the grim reaper

>>5997778

So was the Sega Neptune not satanic? What about the white Sega Saturn? It's also not really a cube, it's a flat rectangle shape which was common for most electronics.

>>5997787
>he doesn't know certain drugs are great for contacting demons, other dimensions, and opening up your pineal gland for other occult means
Unenlightened pleb.

>>5997778
>(Satan)
Silly, the Saturn was named after the legendary karate master, Segata Sanshiro.

>>5997808
Yeah well its promo art sure wasn't.

>>5997793
>blatantly intentional
K E K. i don't think sega devs in the mid 90s were browsing whatever cripplechan equivalent you get your symbolism knowledge from

>>5997827
>i don't think sega devs in the mid 90s were browsing whatever cripplechan equivalent you get your symbolism knowledge from

It's called freemasonry and japan has a masonic center right in fucking tokyo.

Super Mario 64 is full of masonic imagery.

>>5997721
hey buddy I think you've got the wrong door. the leather club's two blocks down

>>5997710
>tfw went to catholic grammar school
>played pokemon and traded cards with friends
>eventually gets banned from school
>ban went into effect right when I graduated
I lucked out, my childhood was unscathed.

>>5997840
I remember that thread.
It would be cool if that was true, though.

>>5997838
wow. every retarded /pol/ jpg about how some hole on saturn is actually a square which is actually a star which is actually a star of david which is actually a sega console is now automatically true

>>5381671

>>5997851
God you're a stupid fucking sheep.

>>5997487
The beady slant eyed orientals are pure evil
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7gF1qn-KzbM

>>5997859
wow. i guess blindly following flimsy propaganda like you do is what makes someone NOT a sheep. weird.

>>5997710
baphomet?

>>5997807
>he doesn't know his brain has been so rotted by drugs he actually believes this shit.

>>5997774
wtf why does Satan have tits

>>5997897
idk

>>5997897
satan is portrayed as a hermaphrodite. thats why the elite are pushing transgenderism so much, they are trying to turn humanity into a race of androgynous shemales to please their master

>>5997917
And with every abortion, Moloch gets stronger.

>>5997770
Look at the name of the game, anon.

>>5997859
>believing absurd white supremacist propaganda

>>5997931
haha dead babies so funny

>>5997969
Shut up oven dodger there is a reason nintendo censored your pentagrams.

>>5997917
kek

>>5997487
Wow someone take a picture, this species, overreacticusturninnocentstufficusbadus, was thought to have gone extinct in either the 1980s or the 1990s. A rare OP is rare indeed.

>>5997778
>Sega "Saturn" is literally a black cube.
It's a rectangular prism you dumb fag, same for the Game "Cube", FUCK I hate that Nintendo called it that. It's not a fucking cube! The faces are different sizes!

>>5998072
>What's the deal with GameCubes? They're not cubes, and they have no games!

>>5997917
yeah i don't think the point of herm satan is that he has gender dysphoria lmao. it's probably just another metaphor for the duality of humankind. pagans are obsessed with duality
>they are trying to turn humanity into a race of androgynous shemales to please their master
i think this is just your fetish

>>5998131
not to mention i think these illustrations are of baphomet, not satan

>>5997710
I wouldn't call anything from pokeyman satanic. They just made cool looking monsters out of alien western things they had seen. Now things got weird when they made a pokemon that is literally god.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi6WyRP6Cog

>>5998106
I honestly could imagine Seinfeld joking about the gamecube during the 6th gen. Everyone hated that console back then.

>>5998163
They made one that is the devil too, complete with its own hell dimension. Pokemon got weird after gen 3.

>>5997917
wrong. jews invented the word "transgender" so that their ring-wing slaves (You) can use it as a weapon and as a way to further divide society, in order for you to stop seeing people as individuals, but as categories instead. the elite want you to be secluded identitarians, and in that way Israel will be free from criticism because you will aspire to build your own similar ethnostate. Enjoy your goy biscuit

>>5997721
I never really thought about this like that but now I can’t unsee it

>>5999496
>further divide society
but 95% of people are absolutely disgusted by trannies

What the fuck are you smoking?

>>5999496
Trans people are all about wanting to be defined by their stated pronouns and preferences. They want to begin every conversation with a burst of hi data noise about. Lhgbtherhimtheymmfffmshotafurrybbwbutnotontuesdaysnimbyh8 and they dont want to get to know you as a person either, they just want your data packet.

>>5999551
Trans people are all Perverts. For them it's all about their sexuality. Remember when they were called She-Males?

>>5999509
it seems that jewish psychology is working perfectly on these individuals then.
>>5999551
woah, you know a lot about "transexuals" and their non-existing individuality, it's not like they don't have identical DNA and epigenetic patterns. please write a book.

>>5999663
100% of my interactions with them, yes.

>>5997710
>'your children need to know there's a devil! and he hates them!'
>cuts to a picture of jigglypuff

>>5997523
Shit, you're right... The game is really saying that forsaking/destroying drugs opens a door into enlightenment and allows you to see the world from a more valuable perspective.

>>5997527
hail satan

>>5997619
math is evil

>>5997710
Baphomet