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5959987 No.5959987 [Reply] [Original]

Damn son

>> No.5959992

>>5959987
Not only is it a waste of a PS and controllers but it looks retarded too

>> No.5960047
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>waaah cost effective mass produced piece of chinese sewer plastic made from recycled condoms is being destroyed

>> No.5960347
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>> No.5960349
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>>5959987
>>5960347
The horror!

>> No.5960798 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.5960816

PSOne signed by Hideo Kojima himself:

https://youtu.be/HciDM1SrlxA

>> No.5960843

>>5959987
>>5959992
Why do people think any non-lamp item looks good as a lamp? It doesn't look like a lamp, nor the original item, it just looks like fucking trash.
Leg Lamp is the exception here

>> No.5961757

>>5960047
>necklace holder for vaper
fug

>> No.5962057

>>5961757
For the busy man on the go who needs the ability to passionately fellate a simulated dick at a moment's notice.

>> No.5962085

>>5960798
Nobody else remembers this because the board is infested with newfags

>> No.5962162

>>5960816
>misses psone twice
>psone remains the only system still in one piece after getting ran over
kojima blessed the system, id be willing to bet it still works too

>> No.5962164

>>5962057
sounds like a personal problem desu

>> No.5962181

>>5959987
Frankly this is actually sort of fun in a knowingly tacky way. It’s like the leg lamp from Christmas Story.

>> No.5962185

>>5962181
No.

>> No.5962201

>>5962185
We take ourselves very seriously around here, bucko!

>> No.5962223

https://youtube.com/watch?v=N2PYNJJoNUw

>> No.5962242

>>5962201
Fuck you

>> No.5962269

>>5962181
Besides wasting a PSX (maybe it was busted anyway), I kinda like it too.

>> No.5962393

>>5960816
Pumped up kicks kojima btfo

>> No.5962395

>>5962223
gook bugmen disgust me

>> No.5963814

>>5960816
Fucking Brazilians, I hate them so much

>> No.5963895

>>5962085
Lol I remember it. Just started chuckling to myself enough my wife asked what was funny

>> No.5963901

>>5960798
That brings me back.

>> No.5965848

Reeeeee u fucking faaggets stop destroying kino

>> No.5966415

>>5960047
Like that Intellivision-esque font they used on the sign.

>> No.5967339

>>5963895
"wife"

>> No.5967352

I thought this was supposed to be a gore thread, not a nothing of value was lost thread.

>> No.5967413

>>5962395
>>5963814
Meh, I'm reasonably racist, but white people and every other color do dumb shit like this.

>> No.5967459

>>5960798
the image loaded super slow, and at first I thought that was one of the Gundam Dreamcast units. Almost lost my shit.

>> No.5968537

>>5960816

Can't blame the man Brazilian dude, Kojima knew this type of shit would be incoming after the debacles that were MGS3/4/5/etc

>> No.5968548
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moar gore

>> No.5968564
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>> No.5968569
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>> No.5968571

>>5968564
iirc, the guy pulled this from a dumpster and got it working again before consolizing it.

>> No.5968615
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White-out Sega Genesis

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>>5968571
Neat.

>> No.5968813

>>5960347
>survives a fire
>still works 30 years later

They don't make hardware like this anymore. My n64 survived many falls from the top of the TV when someone triped over the cables. My brother's GBA survived a fall from two flights of stairs.

>> No.5968950

>>5968813
No just a fire my dude, a goddamn bombing!
But yeah, not even Nintendo stuff seems to be made of Nintendium anymore, just yesterday my brother and I were talking about how both our DSs got unresponsive L buttons not long after being bought, and mine also can't close without turning off for just as long...

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>> No.5969003

>>5968950
My brand new switch lite started drifting after literally less than a month.

>> No.5969023

>>5962085
Yeah I remember, since the board was quite slow at the time that guys public ban was there for some time.

I also recall a Kirby thread being up for two months.

>> No.5971328

>>5968548
what the fuck were they trying for with this monstrosity?!

>> No.5971331

>>5968615
that's....great?

>> No.5971368

>>5968956
That's the worst so far.

>> No.5971413
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>>5968956
Why not put a lamp on top of the nes toaster? Its a flat surface.
That way you still have a functional nes to play games and a nice lamp on top.
Its not even a nice lamp shade this dipshit is using. Whats the point of destroying something valuable just to make ugly tacky lampshades?

>> No.5971431

>>5960816
Wow he sure showed Kojima by destroying his own video game systems

>> No.5971772

>>5968792
This one is cute. I have 4 nes and I only use one, I would love to paint a nice worldmap on one of mine

>> No.5971831

>>5971328
portablize?

>> No.5972162

>>5968792
I actually kinda love this

>> No.5972165

>>5968813
I literally pissed all over my n64 while sleepwalking and it worked fine the next day. Years later i opened it up to clean it and there was all this yellow crusted urine in there. Never stopped working

>> No.5972184

>>5962181
I saw a shotgun lamp once, the shotgun was the body of the lamp and the shade was a bunch of empty cartridges strung together.

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>>5972165
>pissed all over my n64 while sleepwalking
>yellow crusted urine

>> No.5973520

>>5968548
Hole is GB disc add on?

>> No.5974038

>>5968548
anyone got the story behind this one?

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>> No.5974273

>>5968813
my gameboy advanced survived my entire childhood and was only lost because my literal autist brother took it and didn't want me to know he was on it, so he hid it outside in some bushes and some african american gentlemen appropriated it forthwith and without consent.

>> No.5974274

the shit you zoomers are amazed by... jesus

>> No.5974295

>>5974272
That looks like a pain in the butt to use, just like the intact N64 controller

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>>5971328
>>5974038
Clearly "I'll make a N64 Portable! Easy!"

>> No.5974536

>>5960816
Sopa de Playstation, uma delicia

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>> No.5975835

>>5975828
As much as I hate to admit it, I'd consider this one. Not as bad.

>> No.5975838

>>5968548
>here's your controller, bro

>> No.5975842

>>5960816
>PSOne signed by Hideo Kojima himself
Yeah, a signature paid for in a line at some convention. lmfao jokes on us Pee Ess Wun gamers, am I right? That's like saying you destroyed an original Warhol work but it was actually just some doodle you uncrumbled from his waste bin when he wasn't looking.

>> No.5975843

>>5968615
Wait, is that an internal 32X mod?

>> No.5975847

>>5975828
>>5974272
I'll take clean repurposed shit like this over the ugly messes like >>5968548 or >>5968569

>> No.5976503

>>5962085
I want to learn. Would you tell us a story, anon?
>>5971413
I want a dead ROB unit but only as a desk ornament.
I wish they wouldn't break the casing though.
>>5972415
>Tails Gets Trolled
Classic.
>>5974272
That one actually makes me a little uncomfortable.
>>5974274
This. Solid state electronics tend to be a lot more resilient than, say, a car.
>>5975828
I actually rather like this one. Not /vr/ though.

>> No.5977558

>>5975828
>>5974272
>Working in a office
>Having one of those
I'm sure it's way more common I can even imagine but it's still like 10 different kinds of a bad idea

>> No.5978719

>>5960347
Why isn't the screen melted?

>> No.5978730

>>5974272
Just... why?

>> No.5978904

>>5971328
>>5974524
I probably would have tried as a kid

>> No.5979258

>>5960047
This.... If you disagree you're probably a newfag straight out of /v/ desperate to fit in. Sorry but it's the truth.... DEAL WITH IT! Fucking newfags....

>> No.5979448

Why do people make garbage like this? Don't they know it's CRINGE?

>> No.5979460
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>>5960816
How about a Dreamcast signed by Fred Durst muthafucka

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>>5979460
freddurst stinx #41

>> No.5979516

>>5979460
That is the tightest shit bro

>> No.5979523

>>5960047
I'm digging Rocco Botte's new style.

>> No.5979524

>>5979460
>>5979465
The most 1999 thing ever

>> No.5979538

>>5979465

One of those was on sale on ebay for like $1k. I was seriously considering buying it.

>> No.5979548

>>5968615
like half an inch thick coating of vinyl house paint, wew lad

>> No.5979619

>>5960347
That Gameboy was actually carried by a gulf war soldier, it got blown up and still worked

>> No.5980118

>>5972165
.....what

>> No.5980119

>>5968615
So much potential and such awful execution

>> No.5980383

This thread makes me feel sad.

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