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What's your favorite boner from retro games, /vr/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eO0FBjc3J0

>> No.3168367

>>3168354
I can never tell if this is really Mike Matei shilling his own videos or just some random anon shilling for him

>> No.3168370

>>3168354
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>> No.3168371

>hating Castlevania
I want to get off Mike's mean meme machine.

>> No.3168374

>>3168354
I hope it's anon, or why would he use a photo where he looks like a smelly kid from 5th grade with bedhead intentionally.

>> No.3168375

>>3168370
MINEYCRAFTA
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>> No.3168376

>>3168374
He puts out videos constantly where he looks like that and he promotes them and profits from them because that's what he looks like.

Also, MINEY

>> No.3168382

>>3168371
Castlevania 64 sucks

>> No.3168389 [DELETED] 

>>3168382
It's just called Castlevania 64, it's called Castlevania, and it is the best platformer of its generation.

>> No.3168392 [DELETED] 

>>3168382
>>3168382 #
It's not called Castlevania 64, it's called Castlevania, and it is the best platformer of its generation.

>> No.3168395

>>3168382
It's not called Castlevania 64, it's called Castlevania, and it is the best platformer of its generation.

>> No.3168397

>>3168382
No, e-celebrities "Mike" and "James" claim that it sucks so it's /vr/'s favorite Castlevania game(s).

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>>3168395
>It's not called Castlevania 64, it's called Castlevania, and it is the best platformer of its generation.
You high or something, anon? CV64 was actually pretty awful.

>> No.3168414

>>3168382
>>3168408
>CV64 was shit

I want this meme to end. It is a solid 8/10 platformer.

>> No.3168425

>>3168408
>Ubisoft faggot hates good platformers
Makes sense. Go play your crappy collectathon, you little kid.

>> No.3168437

>>3168425
>little kid

Says the underage who fails to realize how CV64 marks an obvious quality decline, after several god-tier games have already been out for years on superior consoles.

>> No.3168446

>>3168437

Not the guy defending CV64, but I actually think it gets undeserved hate. It's not perfect or the best, but it's not bad.

>> No.3168454

Oh god, /v/ must be a fucking warzone right now.

>> No.3168469

Castlevania on N64 blows.

>> No.3168472

>>3168469

Why?

>> No.3168480

>>3168472
Because you can't get the nitro after you get the mandragora, do you even watch AVGN?

>> No.3168481

>>3168472
Bad camera angles that destroy the gameplay.

>> No.3168493

>>3168481

Not really, the game's camera is alright, not perfect since you can't freely move it as most 5th gen games, but it works. You can adjust it on your back by tapping R or Z.
Basically the camera is not the best thing ever, but it's far from destroying the gameplay, it still works.


You can also switch camera angles, there's an action and a battle camera option (which you can toggle anytime), but I never really needed to change from the standard Action camera.

>> No.3168505

Castlevania 64 should've been a 2.5D platformer like Goemon's Great Adventure.

>> No.3168520

I can't be the only one who caught him saying "Contra Hard Corps" like "hard cores"

>> No.3168529

>>3168520
Its a miracle he can even read at all.

>> No.3168546

>>3168520
He pronounces it Hard "Cores" because that's how you pronounce it.

Only a moron would think it is pronounced "Corps"

>> No.3168547

>>3168546
It's not "cores" it's "core"

Contra Hard Core

You don't call it the Marine Cores, its the Marine Core.

>> No.3168552

>>3168547
Thank you for explaining that so I didn't have to.

>> No.3168554

>>3168547
yeah but who gives a shit about that?

>> No.3168561

>>3168554
>I got caught in my idiocy and must pretend it doesn't matter that I'm illiterate.

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>>3168505
Is that another N64 Goemon game? I only knew of MNSG 1 and 2.
>>3168437
The only true shit Castlevania game is this one.

>> No.3168693

>>3168691

To be honest, you're not funny anymore.

Try new images/memes/bait Australia, you're just boring to read at this point, too repetitive.

>> No.3168695

>>3168693
I dunno, Amigavania still makes me chuckle.

>> No.3168696

>>3168693
>hurr durr X-Pac heat
Fuck off.

>> No.3168701

>>3168695

Yeah but Amigavania is new. He's been doing the castlevania IV skit for months, maybe years now, and I've seen him doing the whole "it's not GGA, it's MNSG 2" skit a lot of times, too.

We know he likes to shitpost about Castlevania and PAL vs NTSC differences a lot, but he gets really stale doing the same old skits over and over, every single day. It's tiring.

Entertain us more, Australia. Get better.

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>> No.3169217

>>3168520
He said a lot of stupid things in that video, like calling Riptor Raptor and misspelling Scorpion.

I also thought listing SF2 was a cop-out.