/vr/ - Retro Games

>>9558520
your screen output will look like dogshit bro

>>9524725
>accidentally stole Paper Mario from Blockbuster once
>both me and my dad forgot to return it and by the time Blockbuster were annoying us he had a "well fuck you man" attitude
>find the Paper Mario cartridge one day and realize we really hadn't returned it
>fuck fuck fuck
>completely destroy the entire label, just mutilate it with a knife to erase the evidence
>free Paper Mario
>the Blockbuster went out of business three years later and became a chinese restaurant then demolished entirely to make room for a Walgreens
>always regretted butchering the fuck out of the label
>lost it when moving and regretted that even more, Paper Mario is the shit
>now ex-fiance gives me in box copy of Paper Mario for my birthday the year before we break up
>funny story, still have Paper Mario
>fuck Blockbuster kek
>ended up intentionally stealing Banjo-Tooie from the local video store later on too kek
All's right in the world

>>8939527
Based truthposter

>>8863532
I don't care too much for objectifying women, so if a game is "censored" to give the character a less pointlessly revealing design, that's fine with me. Some characters in Japanese games have terrible stripperific designs. Yeah, I'm aware that plenty of people think any and all sex appeal added to a game is a plus, but I mostly find it distracting.

>>8688123
>What the fuck was going on here?
They wanted to make money by getting in on cheap portables, what the fuck do you think was going on?
>came out after and competed with the GBA
In the same way that a 999 in 1 LCD Tetris game competed with the GBA sure

>>8076714
>not how it works [...] IRL
I can fully picture an autistic anon beating down some girls door because she "didn't barricade it, so it should open".

>>6911395

>>4362945
>mfw when one of playthroughs saw Adolf Hitler praying for the children...

>>4280031
>professional
Oh god, I remember this faggot.

>>3785698
Nintendo is the official strawman of the salty Segatard. It's like USA and North Korea: One is a strong country going on, producing things, and the other is stuck in the past with a shitty nation but likes to act tough.

I wonder why they don't use Sony or the Playstation as a strawman too. PS2 trauma?

>>3152124
>implying MGS is any less weebshit than JRPGS
You can stop sucking Kojima's dick any day now.

>>3113540
>Genesis on the other hand was better at everything else
>Genesis fans ACTUALLY believe this
Your console's beep sounds were good for nothing, except in rare cases when they worked really hard to produce something decent on that piece of shit.

>>2510514
>kick some you-know-what
I have no words.

>>2428795
DKC1 single handedly got me into music and practicing piano. I think that shows how much I appreciate it. Truth to be told, DKC1 and 2 OST's are still my favorite of all time. Especially 1 for it's nostalgia.

>>2320914
>Virtua Fighter is garbage, its better than MK but cant hold a candle to Street Fighter in any way shape or form, hell VF is not even as good as Tekken.

>the most technical 3D fightan ever made
>takes several weeks just to learn the bare basics of a character
>not as good as Tekken
>not as good as SF

You capcucks have lost all touch with reality. are out of control.

>>2269991

>>1869240

>playing wad
>come across glass sliding door
>WHOOOOP

>>1814391
>When Wolfenstein enemies die did anybody else hear, "I'm leavin'!" ?

>>1803081
>textures
>N64

>>1767172
>You took the wrong game to shit on.
>being this serious about children's toys

>this whole thread
hahahahahahahahaha PUSSIES

no video game ever scared me because I always had balls, unlike you mega pussy bitch faggots

>autismals getting angry at people using filters
every time. I cannot even imagine the wizardry level.