/vr/ - Retro Games

>>10944454
>Thinking the phonebro wasn't the ohone seething.
Nigga, do you not go to /v/?
>>10944458
Even powkiddy realized how much a bad idea using the fucking battery as a heatsink is. The fact anbernic is still doing this shit should tell steer you away

>>10931915
I think it's acutally 5 years since the original manufacturer sold it before powkiddy helped.

>>10921814
V90GODS! Why the fuark is the overlord kid letting anbernig steal his thunder?

>>10898835
>Uses the cheapest plastic imaginable
>Both clamshells have great hinges
How the fuck did he do it?

>>10861498
Anon... You're hurting his feelings.

>>10843143
He's comparing them because they suck ass 3ven at their price point. The 6s is better bang for your buck though.
>>10843149
None. Anbernig and miyoo FEAR the overlord kid

>>10835729
>You wont [Headcanon]
Sony and nintendo FAGGOTS still bring up the soulcast out of nowhere in 2024. P to the fucking etheic.
>>10835754
>Coomlector
G.

Oled from retroid and miyoo when?

>>10735938
Update: Taking feedback to button extremely seriously. Already contacted their engineers. Yet for some reason... They're STILL keeping the chip a secret. What the fuck could it be?

>>10710928
Why did the overlord kid copy him for thier shitty mascot?

>>10647356
>I kneel before GODkiddy as the Peruvian shaman casts his spell over POWchaddy's magnificent figure
>He gestures to the shaman to halt his chants
>I raise my head
B-BEASTkiddy-sama... T-the v90 sequel... W-WHE
>He glares at me
>the shadowy figures, HIDDEN in the darkness begin to shift
>Evenutally revealed to be Max zhou
>he casually signals to THEM and the figure goes lump , SAVING my life
>"don't raise your voice"
Y-yes Scholarkiddy... M-may I ask for the status of the v90 successor? I-is it comming anytime soon. W-Will it be able to play dreamcast
>he grins
>he raises an elbow to cover his forhead, communicating with his aides in an unknown, HIGHER language
>I am forced to my feet
N-NO LEGIONkiddy-SAMA I-I DIDN'T MEAN TO OFF-GAAAAAAH!
>Pay attention to me...

>Miyoo flop
>Anbernig Rg556
>Retroid 4 and 4pro
What could he be cooking up?

This UGLY motherfucker is the ONLY compotent clamshell maker at the moment and the piece of shit 90 STILL hasnt been surpassed when it comes to sp sized clamshells.

>>10356436
You retard. That would remove zhou, powkiddy, dingoo, and retroid would still be making vertislop.
>>10356441
>cheap plastic being a negative
Do you not know what thread you're in, soniclove?
>>10356447
>Reddit spacing

>>10281331
>Still pretending to be retarded
>Copes with the shitima series.
>is a kekbernig shill.
Good pup.

>>10249071
>Overpays an abernig instead of getting a powkino or retroid
Let me guess, you were filtered by the retard looking mascot?

>>10249325
You joke, but ps1 should run better than the other mips lowerend mips devices if thr cfw guys port the psx4all version fron retrofw.

>>10239014
Guess the term I'm looking for is dot matrix/Monochrome?
>Purposely leaves out powkiddy
Good PUP.

>>10193958
U will never fuck the qt powkiddy gurls.
>>10193973
>Response is literally words words words
Hatred and anger fuels the handheld threads. Without them, the vertisloppers would win. Deny vertislop

>>10185032
Insult powkiddy again and you'll be sleeping in gutter oil with the fishes.

>>10176085
Dsi and xl were the only one with a decent screens
>>10176103
But enough about anbernig.

AW MAN! ITS CHINESE NEW YEAR! POWKIDDY! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
>ALMIGHTY GUAN YIN, REMOVE MY LIMBS AND MAKE ME THR POWKIDDY CEO'S NUGGET BABY!
>AWWW RIGHT! TWO MORE WISHES TO GO TOO!
>LORD GUAN YIN! SHRINK ME DOWN SO I CAN FIT INSIDE POWKIDDY'S SAMAS FORESKIN AND SPHINCTER!
>HEHEHEH! LOOK HOW TINY I AM POWCHADDY!
>ALRIGHT LORD GUAN, NOW MAKE IT SO I SPEND 12 HOURS IN HIS ASS AND THEN GET TELEPORTED TO HIS FORESKIN, AND I SPEND 12 HOURS THERE TOO! AND IT NEVER ENDS, AND NOBODY CAN REMOVE ME! ALRIGHT! AND I CAN ONLY GET SUSTENANCE FROM POWKIDDY'S SMEGMA AND SHIT! IM GETTING EXCITED! OH, AND GIVE MAX ZHOU BONE CANCER!
>MY WISHES GRANTED! TOO COOL LORD GUAN!
>WOW POWKIDDY, GUESS IT WAS FORESKIN FIRST HUH?
>OH MAN ITS WARM IN HERE! AND WET! YOURE SO VIRILE! THE SMEGMA IS LIKE THE NEW HEATSINKS WE'RE USING! HAHAHAHA!
>MHMM, I JUST GOTTA TASTE IT! OH MAN! LIKE BITTER MEAT BUNS WITH AN EXTRA HELPING OF GUTTER OIL! A TRUE CHINESE BANQUET! BON APPETITE POWKIDDY!
>MHMMFH! MHMM! IT FEELS GOOD TO KNOW MAX AND MY WORKERS ARE STILL IN THE CHINK SWEATSHOP, NOT YET SUSPECTING THE SLOW DEATH SENTENCE I JUST GAVE OUR ONE COMPOTENT EMPLOYEE! AHA! HE'S PROBABLY IN PAIN AND THEYRE PANICKING WONDERING WHY! THEYRE PROBABLY DESPERATELY TRYING YO CONTACT ME, NOT REALISING I WISHED THIS UPON THEM AND THEN MADE MYSELF YOUR MAGGOT SLAVE!
>MYMMHHH! SO GOOD POWKIDDY YOUR DRY CUM IS SO GOOD! I CANT WAIT TO LIVE ON IT FOREVER LIKE A PARASITE! LIKE THE LOATHSOME WORM I AM!!!
>THIS IS MY TRUE SELF! AWW MAN! THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS WAS INSIDE POWKIDDY! A CUM SHIT MAGGOT MADE TO WORSHIP YOUR BODY! TO LIVE OFF YOUR BODILY DISCHARGE IN PERPETUAL WORSHIP!
>WHAT THE? 12 HOURS ALREADY??? TIME FOR THE NIGHT SHIFT! AWWW MAN IT REEKS IN HERE!
>FART ON ME POWKIDDY, YOUR ANUS IS MY PLANET! YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS ARE MY WEATHER AND MY ECOSYSTEM! SEND A NOXIOUS GAS ATTACK MY WAY! AWWW MAN I CAN SMELL THOSE MEAT BUNS NOW!
>IS THAT… A LITTLE NUGGET OF KIDDY SHIT? OH BOY IM THE LUCKIEST CHINK EVER!

>>10123247
Powwarriors... get him.

>>10037853
>>10037983

>>9893276
you know damn well who. they leave their cryptic symbol everywhere, toying with us. mocking us in plain sight.