/vr/ - Retro Games

>>8670576
>Damn I love 70s booty.
By far my favorite pingirl pic. Wouldn't mind having it framed tBh. Not as nice but have another fren :^)

Tilt

I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.

I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.

Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.

Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina --- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour.

Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly less they get inflated egos and think they're all that

They're just too close together, sorry, but its true

>>7165065
>What do you want for your 4th?
In my price range will probably pick up either a High Speed, Pinbot or maybe a Taxi. You can still find those fairly reasonable. If I came across a deal I wouldn't mind a BK2000 or Elvira tho.

>>7099247
I did the motorcycle thing first then took the pinball pill so I guess I did it backwards.
>>7099236
>Why the fuck do old people love pinball so much?
Not that old(early 30s) but having played video games my entire life and only having been a pinhead for about 6 yrs I gotta say:
pinball > vidja games

>>6975885
>tmnt pinball
>made by Stern
I just want you to take step back and re-evaluate your expectations so you not disappointed.

Probably an age thing but I have a hard time getting into the old EM tables. Too archaic for my taste. Anything High Speed and newer I find to be enjoyable tho.