/vr/ - Retro Games

>>10434062
>have ideas and can make the assets for them
>can't code
>attempt to code for the past 2 months to help out
>still so retarded the second i write hello world i start screeching
>despite everyone in the thread trying their absolute best to help me i am retarded
I am in agony. I wish I could understand numbers and code.
I feel like Midas right now, holy fuck.

>learn Japanese to watch shows without having to learn subs
>look up raws
>they're harder to find than subbed versions
>all sub groups hide their hq sources like it's a stash of military secrets
>end up having to wait for subs anyway to get decent video quality

>You're playing the wrong STG
>You're playing the right STG but in the wrong way
>Shmups/Scrolling Shooters/STG/etc. is the right way to define this genre.
>This game has too many bullets, therefore it sucks.
>This game doesn't have enough bullets therefore it sucks.
>Scoring in this game doesn't cater exactly to my personal preferences therefore it sucks.
>This game has too many cute girls in it therefore it sucks
>This game doesn't have any cute girls in it therefore it sucks.
>I'm an expert at Japan and know the true Japanese way of playing these games.
>1ccing is for autists
>1ccing is for casuals

Did I miss any? These fucking threads always turn into a trainwreck.