/vr/ - Retro Games

Do we always have to have a Castlevania 2 thread up?

>tried playing doom as a kid
>get severe anxiety playing and turn it off
>tried playing doom as an adult
>get severe anxiety playing and turn it off

why the fuck does the soundtrack give me a panic attack every time no other game does this to me but doom.

>>10926828
>>10926889
kojimaslop is entertaining, let the lad say whatever he wants on his twitter

>>10883084
No, video games are made solely for my benefit. I am the only person who matters. If I have to share MY world with billions of people who aren't me, they should at least have the decency to do whatever I want them to do. I deserve compensation for having to tolerate not-mes.

>>10883704
>Damn it, i was expexting a wildly different map, graphics and such.

This. Why doesn't real life ever live up to my deliberately unreasonable expectations?

>>10870273
If you didn't play the game the exact same way I played it, you didn't beat the game.

Stop not being meeeeeeeeeee.

>>10877835
No. They should just invent a magical rewind time to when I was a kid and make it stay that way forever machine.

>>10716051
you are telling me you don't want to see and hear the same fart and dick joke repeated over and over until it all blends into the background or you go insane?

How is it possible to enjoy video games past the age of 35?

>>10532486
dpads aren't supposed to be clicky you weirdo

"You made me happy."

>>10475490
I'm really curious to see how they handle THAT character. You know the one I mean.

>>10457539
>Christmas 1998
>9 years old
>Got an N64 with Diddy Kong Racing, Mario Kart, Starfox, and GoldenEye for Christmas
>Terribad at vidya games
>Get stuck at like the 2nd boss in Diddy Kong Racing
>Ask my BFF from school to beat the game for me and unlock Drumstuck
>Give the cartridge to him over the weekend
>He unlocks everything for me
>Lose touch with him when we're both about 13
>Look him up on Facebook recently
>He's now a tranny who has had all the surgeries to transition

>>10387557
>What if Sega blah blah blah thread #9,861
This should be a bannable offense. Sega is kill just move on and accept it

>>10294315
>>10295440
>>10295572
Europoors have spent the past 30 years buying a new povertyball game every single year for full price (sometimes MULTIPLE povertyball games per year) and they don't think there's anything wrong with that.

What kind of mass mental illness causes this obsession?

>>10243537
>fucking up the OP again

I've been playing on LCD screens for 20 years.
If the ROM has a bunch of bugs in it, I WILL seek out bugixing/QoL packs. If the "original intention" was it to be a buggy mess that didn't pass QA, I do not care.
I WILL use "texture packs" if I can.
I WILL emulate and upscale the fuck out of the picture.
If a game is too hard, I will use Game Shark / Game Genie codes.
This is how I have fun.

>>10132752
not retro

Why the retro fps general allows serious sam?
Are they retarded?

Why are you here if you hate nintendo or jap games?

>>9870473
>Because if you were a real human

I am the only real human because I am me and me is good because me is me and me me me me me me me me me me meeeeeeeeee meeeeeeeeee meeeeeeeeee meeeeeeeeee meeeeeeeeee MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Can you stop making shit half life, halo and serious sam threads?
No one likes them and they ruined the genre.

>>9762348
I understand it plays pc games but honestly I wouldn't mind if it costed more and the user experience was more refined, the graphics isn't a large selling point as I have an m1 ipad.

Even though its been a year the software still sorta sucks and the other space takes up too much space on the 64 gb model. Like why even sell that version sell it if it gets filled up after you install a few games.

There are problems with stuttering in certian games and in forza horizon 5 the game just straight up crashed on me, and that was a game valve advertised ran well on the deck.

Installing games from other launchers is bad and using it as a pc doesn't really work, windows doesn't work well at all, running it on an external ssd.

The whole device from the software to the user experience is very first gen to the point where it hurts the overall experience. Even for £349 I still feel like the price is a bit too high for all the issues it has, it's really really a first gen product.

>>9583142
I bought the remake $0.99 and I could only play mission 1 after which I proceeded to uninstall the game