/vr/ - Retro Games

>>10838414
Get a load of this kid. A clueless child who imagines stringing some words he heard is going to fool some grownups into believing he's old enough to go to the bathroom on his own. His shitpost isn't even word salad. It's gerber mixed vegetables.
Your cat is trying to tell you something. Pic related. Your cat.
>>10838434
And here he goes again. Coping with some unrelated strawman shit. He really is to ignorant that he doesn't even know what he's wrong about.

>>9717078
I'm saying you should just take the L and stop coping. You don't need to "manhandle the machine" to "be good at pinball". No amount of backpedaling is going to change the fact that you made a very stupid and embarrassing claim. You should just listen to the kitty and stop posting. But the power of autism compels you.

OP is so duped by genre conventions that when he seesn a big monster that is a puzzle and clearly operates like a puzzle he gets mad and writes lengthy critiques about how this puzzle game is bad because it's not like a normal boss fight and it doesn't feel like combat (when it is not trying to be).

>The colossi themselves aren't really enemies, despite whatever aggressiveness they exhibit. They're more like neutral extensions of the land. You could call them the reincarnation of the sleepy nature spirits in Japanese legends. Director Fumito Ueda calls them "inverted Zelda dungeons" in the sense that they are both dungeons and dungeon masters combined into externalized, event-sized stages.

>>9688304
>I come on discussion boards to bullshit and then cry when I get called out for bullshitting

>>9598069
>one specific thing skyrockets while everything else seems fine.
Tell me your mommy buys your food without telling me.
You can stop larping now. You're not fooling anyone.

>>9387192
>n-n-no u no u

>>8716236
>trying this hard

>>8685869
You're trying way too hard kiddo.

>>7800742

>>7291712
>kino vidya
>babygaga vidya
>Redd!t fag.

>>6851587
worst ranking I've ever seen. You have some horrible taste.

>>6718839
I have refuted everything you've said many times newfag. Read the archives and educate yourself.

>>6718930
>>6719095
Holy fuck you're stupid. You're trolling, right? No one could possibly be this retarded.

>>6546965
>no u

>>6488359
>when you've coped so much you can't even remember what you're coping about
Jesus kid

>>6245916
>no u

>>5956826
Not even joking. Making up bullshit terms to "support" your argument is straight out of the idiots guide to loosing arguments.

>>4675880
>BTFO
>cries about being told he's going to cry