/vr/ - Retro Games

>>9599904
You won't find a game of this quality on the Sega Shiturn, that's for true.

~ /vr/'s official Sega consoles tierlist ~

God Tier:
Dreamcast

High Tier:
Genesis

Mid Tier:
Master System

Low Tier:
SG-1000

Shit Tier:
Sega Shiturn (the system that killed Sega)

>>9538056
>2023 will be indeed, the year of saturnchads
Over my dead body.

Oh, wait...

>>9524621
Don't waste your time. Nothing worth playing on that failed piece of shit and the cause of Sega's demise.

>>9285672
The 32X was fine, the problem was killing it too early to rush out the Shiturn, which honestly should've never even been released in the first place and Sega just coast on games for the 32X until they could release a proper successor to the Genesis, one that wouldn't kill them in manufacturing costs and scare developers away with retardedly designed hardware.

>>9178628
Because the Shiturn was a piece of fucking shit that ruined SEGA with nothing but weebshit shovelware in its worthless shitty library.

>>9163341
You should know that it's fucking garbage, get rid of that shit and get yourself a Dreamcast.

>>9106814
My advice? Throw any Sega piece of fuckin' Shiturn you come across into a grease fire.

>>8928997
SHiTES into Diarrhea is a fitting mascot for the Sega-piece-of-motherfuckin-Shiturn.

>>8905497
Pic unrelated? The only thing of worth doing with a Saturn is dumping those pieces of shit into a vat of acid. Fuck the Sega Saturn and fuck weebs that unironically think it's good when in actuality it killed SEGA.

>>8625009
>Saturn does what Playdon't
Not exist?

Sega giving up on the west where their biggest successes were happening to try to win over Japan bit them in the arse.

Never forget that the Saturn, Sega's shittiest system, killed Sega.

>>8508927
>but how did it manage to sell THAT little in US?

>>8474469
*ahem*

fuck the saturn

>>8433691
What's the point? Nothing worth playing on that fucking trash, unless you have a hard-on for inferior ports and shitty jarpigs and other cringey weebshit for shut-in trannies.

>>8412476
Bernie "Fuck the Shiturn" Stolar was its 'scot.

>>8411637
2D gaming is not our future.

Fuck sprites and fuck tranime.

>>8369128
Dreamcast > sega system > genesis > shiturn

>>8348134
No, and for good reason. Fuck the Sega Shiturn.

>>8198338
They shouldn't have included the Sega Shiturn in the game, everything related to that piece of shit always ends up being cursed.

>>8092893
The Shiturn was not the future.

What's the shittiest game you've tried playing on this piece of shit? For me, it's a toss-up between SHiTES into Diarrhea (awful gameplay -- should've been a 2.5D Sonic scotformer instead), Panzer Dragoon Saga (one of the most overrated jarpigs of all time) and Sakura Wars (tranime cringe overload).

>>8013553
Definitely not the shitty ass Saturd, that's for sure.

>>7825965
I think it's a shitload of fuck.