/vr/ - Retro Games

>>10835726
I thought he had long legs and a rocket penis. Turns out he has short legs and is riding a rocket which also has legs. Everything I know about Rayman is a lie.

>>10670615
>always thought general midi must suck since it had such a generic name
>always thought sound blaster must be awesome because it had blaster in the name
>in reality it was the opposite

Really don't understand why they haven't hopped on the classic server bandwagon with FFXI like all other mmos have been doing. It's almost like they just want everyone to finally quit so they can pull the plug rather than do something that would add tens of thousands of subscribers back into the game.

Also should be a single monthly fee for access to both FFXI and FFXIV.

>tfw searching parents' closet before christmas for hidden games and accidentally find your own adoption papers

>>8652901
You relax on the couch, smoke your pipe tobacco while your wife makes you a sandwich, and listen to a man with a transatlantic accent narrate Mario's journey to you.

>remember Mario 3 being hard as a kid
>go back and replay it, every level, no warps
>died twice the entire game

>>3522524
My uncle is a convicted pedophile who lives in a shed in my grandmother's backyard and makes his living off monthly "garage sales". I don't think he has anything of value in there.

>own every NES game released in the US
>get gf
>she tells me to sell my games and use the money to fund her dream wedding
>reluctantly do it
>she leaves me 2 months later

>you will never find a PVM in good condition for a reasonable price

>>2110662