/vr/ - Retro Games

>be me
>35 year old virgin
>grotesquely overweight
>unclean, completely covered in my own feces
>only have mini consoles for /vr/
>constant use of savestates
>barely able to play the games
>hideous UI due to mismatched, missing cover arts

But one day...
>decide to try MiSTer, maybe it'll fill the gaping void in my life that's been there since birth
>able to beat games the intended way without savestates
>beautiful lag free image
>turn life around
>lose weight, stop shitting pants
>showered in women constantly begging for sex and to be player 2
>picrelated MFW I finally took the MiSTerPill